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Fellow nairaland let cast our vote to predict what 2015 presidential election going to look like. who is your choice between between BUHARI and GEJ.

Am gona laugh for d sake of laugh. Kkkkkkkkkk ahahahahhahahahah wowoowowowowowo

Daddy appi bday sir. Go marry o

gracile:
hm, D mata taya me too o
much more annoying is when ur expecting an alert..lo & behold it's a msg from 5031! ull jst feel like flinging ur phone at d wall

. Na blank message dem dey send nw

SHUO!!!
Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN.
i go 2 bed wit a txt and wake up
with a txt msg..
Its either they are calling me or
begging me 2 subscribe 2 one tin
or d other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1: dear customer are u
HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4
tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2: dear customer need
DELIVERANCE??.. ..Text DEL to
35388 4 daily tips on how 2
deliver urself.
3: dear customer facing ancestral
problems??....t ext ANCESTORS to
35354 and recieve daily ancestral
tips.
4: dear customer wanna bathe
but u have no soap??....text SOAP
to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps 2
your phone.
5: dear customer wanna commit
SUICIDE??...tex t SUI to 38777 and
recieve diffrent suicide
techniques.
6: dear customer wanna
STEAL??...txt STE to 45382 and
recieve expert stealing
techniques.
7: dear customer feeling
HEARTBROKEN??.. ..TXT HEART to
38545 and recieve tips on how to
plaster your heart....
8. To find out if ur gal/guy is
CHEATING on you send CHEAT to
38890 it works like magic.
Imagine MTN sending ma
grandmum BEAUTY TIPS...4
what?? HABA!

Nope d fact is , buhari native doc is more powerful dan his own

Mosquitoes consumed by me

Ask google

Is it available on on jumia cus it too cost here imagine dem say na 300 for this place.

1. Manifestation is the end of argument. John 8 vs 23
2. If ou don't know who you are , satan will call you who you arnt
3. The declearation of your identity is the restoration of your purity. John 8 vs 25
4. The world persecute you cause they don't know who you are. John 8 vs 42.
5. People will start persecuting you when you declear our identity.
6. Your identity is what determines you limit.
7. Discovering yourself is the point of reacion.
8. Be a heir of GOd makes ou a co owner with God gal 4vs 1 - 7
9.Heave on earth will never be a reality without power.
10. Heaven on earth makes men like an Angel, you need a start for a chage in heaven.

FrancisTony:
For your plastic mind, God embarrassed him with money shey?

Tithes and offering money from deluded masses. Mtcheew

. Him use rope draw dem come pay am. U ar only jealous , instead of you to pray to God to open door for u.

Wetin conscience me abeg. Is it my achievement

Bfore I finsh readin d bottom one, mi don forget wetin I read for up.

2 heads are better than one but in dis jonthan head is beta than buhari and atiku. Pls y is kwankwso not included is dat dey av already no is gnna loose. I can't fit laugh ooo

Full meaning of APC, all prostitute congress .

Dis old fool called baba iyabo no go shut up. His word are as ugly as he is.

Anoda provoking one is dat, the parents always beliv they are rigjht even wen doing the wrong thing and you are tryin to correct them.

Obasanjo. Fine for prison pass d tym wey him be pressy. He jus luk lk ape nw. If u are in support of me let me you say yesss

Oponu. Dat foolishness

I rep fed poly bida

Abeg na who b 9ice

20 Things to Know Before You're 30. I can finally say goodbye to my twenties. I’m
happy to say it’s been a good run. But if I’m
completely honest, I feel a sense of grief
coupled with excitement. I am sad for the
years that have passed. They’ve gone by so fast.
And I haven’t been able to slow them down.
But more, I’m filled with excitement. It has
been an adventure, to be sure, and I’ve had the
privilege of watching God at work in my life in
so many ways. I’m excited to see what the next
years hold.
THERE ARE MANY THINGS I KNOW AT 30 THAT I
DIDN’T KNOW AT 20.
I’ve had the chance to reflect on the past 10
years of my life, and I realized there are many
things I know at 30 that I didn’t know at 20.
1. Time is limited, so invest it in things that
matter. I remember the days of wasting my
time away on meaningless things. Now that I’m
older, I see that my time is valuable and
limited.
2. Say no to one-way friendships. Not only is
it important to use your time wisely, it’s crucial
to spend it with people that care. So much of
our time is wasted on superficial friendships
and obligations. Invest in people who are worth
investing in.
3. It doesn’t matter what people think of
you, and you can’t please everyone. Often,
your twenties are defined by living a roller
coaster life, allowing the choices and decisions
of others affect you rather than taking control
of your own life. It’s sad to say that so many
years are spent defining yourself by others,
instead of for the sake of who God has called
you to be.
4. Life is more expensive than you think it
is. This life lesson isn’t fun. But it’s amazing how
much $100 seems to a 20-year-old, and how
little it seems to a 30-year-old. As you get
older, you learn to really see the value of
money and how to spend and use it wisely.
5. Being healthy matters. You realize you’re
no longer invincible when the aches and pains
begin to slowly creep into your life. And it only
gets worse—or so I hear. Learn to appreciate
your health, and to be more proactive about
taking it seriously.
6. Joy can come from unexpected places. So
many things that may have never seemed fun
in my younger years have taken on a whole
new meaning. As life gets more complicated,
you learn to take more joy in the simple
things.
7. You should value your parents. You will
make the same mistakes as they did. The
older you get, the more you realize your own
flaws, and it helps you have grace for the flaws
of others. We’ve all gotten to that moment
where we realize that in so many ways we are
just like our parents.
8. You’re not stuck. By God’s grace, you get to
choose how you will live. You don’t have to
repeat patterns, and you’re not paralyzed to a
certain mold.
9. Your decisions affect more people than
just yourself. There’s a ripple effect, and it
gets clearer with each passing year. When
you’re young and single, this can sometimes be
hard to see, but as you grow up, you cease to
be on center stage and you see that life is all
about the big picture, and you are a small but
important piece in it.
10. Your words have a lot of power, so be
careful what you say. From writing a blog post
to saying a kind word, from a thoughtless
comment to a negative remark, I’ve seen first
hand how powerful words can be. They can
build up and they can destroy. You learn to be
more careful with how you use the words you
have been given. They have the power to
change lives.
11. Forgiveness is worth the hard work.
More than ever, you see how much an
unforgiving spirit impacts your life in a
negative way, and how letting go has so much
more to do with you than with others.
12. Success in life means so much more than
what you thought it would. My definition of
success has drastically changed for the better.
My friendships, family and faith have taken on
a whole new meaning within the definition of
success. God has changed my heart over the
years, and with it, what I define as my
treasures.
13. Worry doesn’t really change your future.
I wish I could have learned this way sooner,
and wish I could prevent relapses. But by God’s
grace, I want to continue to walk with more
faith than fear.
14. There’s so much more to your identity
than you ever imagined. Physical appearance
is a small fraction of who you are. Hopefully
this is something you learned early on, because
as you learn to accept your body and your
appearance you find there is so much freedom
in that. And along those lines, gray hairs aren’t
so bad after all. They’re actually kind of cute,
once you get used to them. Well, we’ll see how
we feel about that by 40.
15. You’ve made a lot of mistakes, and you
will make many more. But you learn to
forgive yourself and move on.
16. Life doesn’t always turn out how you
expect. But it still turns out just right. I know
so many things have not happened on my time
frame nor in the way I expected them to. But
looking back, God’s time frame was so much
better than mine. I’m learning to trust that He
is good and that He really knows best.
LIFE DOESN’T ALWAYS TURN OUT HOW YOU
EXPECT. BUT IT STILL TURNS OUT JUST RIGHT.
17. Those doors closed for a reason. I look
back at the failures and disappointments in my
life now, and I am so thankful for those closed
doors and broken roads. God knew then what I
know now. And I’m so glad He did.
18. God is bigger than you could have ever
imagined. And I’m so thankful He is.
19. Wisdom is really a gift from God. And
something that you have to ask for now just as
much as ever.
20. There is still so much to learn. I have
learned so much about myself over the past
few years, and I’ve learned that there’s so much
more to be learned. Like the old saying goes,
the more you know, the more you know you
don’t know.

Who is the funnest?

In science like charges repelel but their own case isputed the law. Lyk husband lyk wife

This is super story.

Mboi:
Hahahaha, my bro ask them oo

cause we always put d blame on of the two parties

"we will not go to court we will create our own government"

Who is to b blame for dat apc or pdp?

My qustion is it mandatory for them to enter the house !

Wheather you do good or bad people gonna talk. If nobody talks about you then u are nobody. GEJ is doing it. LLnP.

You are absolutely right