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Sports / Re: Meet Girlfriend Of Diatta Krepin – Senegal’s Striker (Photos) by deleskizy: 12:52pm On Jun 27, 2019
Another future bankrupt footballer loading......
Autos / Re: Super Clean Mitsubishi Montero In Perfect Condition At A Give Away 799k by deleskizy: 2:37pm On Mar 26, 2019
Any Issue with the Car? and any reasons for selling the Car? Interested Buyer
Crime / Re: Legit Chidi: Man Calls For Bombing Of Abuja Mosque After New Zealand Shootings by deleskizy: 4:53pm On Mar 18, 2019
That he-goat needs to be detained for questioning. Who knows, he might be planning one/giving someone an ideal. That is it normally start!!!
Sports / Re: Court Orders Jay Jay Okocha’s Arrest Over Tax Fraud by deleskizy: 10:08am On Feb 22, 2019
Common sense is not common. What does Afonja got have to do with this.

crackerspub:
grin grin grin grin



Afonja have started again, what about TThiefnubu and his income tax.
Crime / Re: Islamic cleric, three others arrested with human skull in Ogun State by deleskizy: 9:18am On Feb 05, 2019
APCpackandgo:
Without reading yet, I know it will be them, the Skull Mining United Congress of the West

What do you have to say about the brain harvesters in Bayelsa? Always bringing tribalism into every sensitive discussion.
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle: 'Men Leave Me After Sex' by deleskizy: 8:27am On Dec 19, 2018
Senseless Savage. So the only thing your mother, Wife(if any), female members of yours are good for is sex abi? Kare oponu.

IamD18:
They do fvck you and run away because sex is the only thing you can offer them.

But wait!

What else can you ladies offer aside sex?

Absolutely nothing.


So fvck off and go thank your God for giving you pussay which is the only thing keeping you ladies useful on earth.

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Crime / Re: Conductor Set Ablaze By Mob In Lagos After Stabbing Passenger To Death (Graphic) by deleskizy: 4:22pm On Dec 18, 2018
Received some sense. Ode

Emmabraham:
Afonjas the most useless and weakest tribe in the world
Always forming Mike Tyson after smoking three pack of Indian hemp
Good for him
But I will advise his family to guide his skull properly to avoid stories
Because I don't trust that Yoruba Alfa standing in the 4th pics

#spits

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Nairaland / General / Re: Long Snake Killed At OAU Postgraduate Hall Of Residence by deleskizy: 12:55pm On Dec 17, 2018
That looks like a house snake/gutter snake. Judging by the shape of the head (triangular), it is non-venomous. Black Mamba has a narrow head which is also common among majority of the poisonous snakes.
Pets / Re: Please Help Identify These Birds by deleskizy: 12:03pm On Dec 12, 2018
They white vulture. You can donate to a Zoo.
Pets / Re: Africa Indigenous Dog Breeds [ MUST SEE] by deleskizy: 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2018
What about Boerboel?

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Crime / Re: Man Escapes From Organ Harvesters In Abuja, Lands In Hospital (Photos) by deleskizy: 3:44pm On Nov 28, 2018
Common sense is indeed not common. What has this got to do with tribalism?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Lovers, Teddy-A And BamBam Step Out In Style (Photo) by deleskizy: 7:57am On Apr 06, 2018
Kati Kati

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "Breast Of 25-Year-Old Virgin, Cee-C" - Non-Fans Mock Cee-C by deleskizy: 11:16am On Apr 03, 2018
Bros,

Making reference to Icons and people of distinguished reputation in a matter of this context is a disrespected to their image.

Why not make such reference to people of your calibre next time and leave the respected ones alone.

My thought (you dont have to care)

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


What is this world turning to?

See the brezz of a 25-year old.
Even Aunty Kemi's brezz is still pointed.

Joke Silva's brezz is still erect.
Does it mean that men of this generation suck brezz differently from men from Olu Jacob's generation?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Giant Black Snake I Killed This Night. Pics by deleskizy: 5:12pm On Aug 29, 2017
Thats a black neck Cobra. They spit Venom when threatened.
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Captured On Camera Climbing A House (Photo, Video) by deleskizy: 5:16pm On May 24, 2017
This is Photoshop ti o perfcet!!! Crap

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Car Talk / Re: 11 Car Myths You Should Stop Believing Today by deleskizy: 5:23pm On May 05, 2017
[quote author=asumo12 post=HD56194351] grin[/quote. Oga Asumo1 , I get am before no be property
Pets / Re: Photo Of A Lady Breastfeeding A Puppy Goes Viral by deleskizy: 1:50pm On Feb 23, 2017
Your Aunt deserves a Nobel price award
Pets / Re: 9months Male Caucasian For Sale In Lagos 100k by deleskizy: 1:43pm On Feb 23, 2017
You are a Clown. Calling this your "LASORO" a Caucasian

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Autos / Re: Toks 1998 Model Volkswagen Golf 2 Fabric Interior For Sale by deleskizy: 10:47am On Feb 15, 2017
You are a real CLOWN
Food / Re: Only People With No Home Training Eat Eba And Fufu With Their Hand. by deleskizy: 12:15pm On Jan 04, 2017
What a wasted generation
Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung At The 2016 Tarok Carnival (Photos) by deleskizy: 10:19am On Dec 28, 2016
Mr Spended
Celebrities / Re: New Photo Of Papa Ajasco In A Field by deleskizy: 3:51pm On Dec 09, 2016
JixNation:
Looks like a toad that's castrated under Benue sun.

Oga, show some respect. That man is well know for bringing smile onto millions of faces when the time tough (remember the military regime?). AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN KNOWN FOR? ODE, OPONU ALAINILAKAYE

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Romance / Re: Babymama Stabbed Babydady & Wants Him Dead (Photos) by deleskizy: 3:15pm On Dec 02, 2016
Bros, it seems you got yourself entangled with a grade a pocket ripper. My candid advice;

1) Conduct a DNA test to the 100% sure that the child is yours

2) Having confirmed that the child is yours, take a legal action to secure custody of your ward cos you have more than enough prove to show that she is not capable being a mother (someone who turn her child to a money making venture)

3) If the child is not yours, Bro!!! i believe you know what to do next. As for me, i'll take a work and breath a sigh of relieve.

QED
Sports / Re: Godfrey Oboabona Shares Photos With His Daughter by deleskizy: 1:40pm On Nov 22, 2016
English is you problem

ajokebelle:
25 years bawo ?
That means i'm his daugther's age mate.

Cute girl though.
Pets / Re: Cheap Dogs For Sale by deleskizy: 4:11pm On Nov 18, 2016
Indeed. Bloody Joker
Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by deleskizy: 9:01am On Jul 01, 2016
5 mins in two week plus we are on load shed of 2 days on one day off

Area: Ijegun Lagos
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ella Martins - The Beninese Actress With The Biggest Ukwu In Africa by deleskizy: 9:57pm On Apr 22, 2016
bright007:
Vaseline crew oya make una cum....
food don don
q by there comment you shall know them. The self-servicer GROUP
Autos / Re: ****nigerian Used Honda Crv 2000 Model**** by deleskizy: 11:21am On Apr 17, 2016
Can this baby fly for 500k cash, serious buyer. Contact 07069596901
Health / Re: The Worst Injuries You Have Had, Share Your Experiences by deleskizy: 10:12am On Apr 01, 2016
1. At 13 years old, a heavy metal plate (used to cover a well), fell had on my right hand thumb. My thumb got swollen for almost two weeks and i couldn't anything firmly with the hand. I also lost the nail and got the nail on my right thumb deformed till date

2. When i was 9, i twisted my left ankle while playing local football called "Monkey Post"(If anyone can still remember) in the backyard. The injury was terrible that it required the intervention of a local physician Orthopedic surgeons to put the ankle back to its place. i ended up spending over a month at home/hospital.

3. And finally in 2011/12, i had an in-growing toe nail in my hallux (the big toe) which i battled with for almost a year. At the long run, i had to settle for a minor sugery to remove the nail entire for it to regenerate. The healing process took approximately three month because, the injury got infected during healing process. The mark still remains on the toe as the nail is now ticker than the others and totally deformed.

N.B: Pardon my grammatical blunders, i was not born in England/Ghana. Happy TGIF

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