₦airaland Forum

Lilimax:
They don't bite! Was told by my father that before the Biafran war, my people from NRI and Agulu do swim alongside the Crocs in Agulu lake withour harm. However after the war some of Crocs became hostile because they were killed by the Nigerian Army during the war. Presently, they're no longer hostile because we don't kill it likewise the Python.

Nothing proper study can not prove. Starve them and see if they will not turn anyone in sight into food.

Freeman59:
Who said he died?

Na blood sucker na, he no dey wish am recovery.

2RUTHHURTS:
What is funny is that the undertakers are available in case you need them

Well, we will all need them at one point in time. What else was funny about that tragic tale?

Hahahaha, did I see someone remind us how the village people used to paint masquerade as spirits? That got me laughing o, Spirits came to take one of their own back home

eye opener

*Mama don born oo,

**Na wetin she born?

*Na thing~

For real? If this is for real OP, what is so funny in this event that you were just shinning teeth?

sorry o.

Where are the hypocrite prayer warriors of Aso rock and Nigeria in general? A fellow Nigerian needs your prayers and bedside vigils. Unfortunately BUBU will not renovate even a hospital bed for this one because he is a son of a nobody. No german trip and No American doctors. A country of chop till you swell and burst polithiefcians

Greatzeus:
Report him to the police for having sexual intercourse with a minor. He's been sleeping with your sister since she was 14 years.

When Yerima the former governor of Zamfara married that little underage girl, what the the government do?

Na wa. Chief priest for crocodile too? Naim be say Steve irwin the crocodile hunter for don reach god status for crocodile land o. Those crocs are just normal they will respond to nature like others in the wild the only difference is they have been domesticated hence they are not afraid of humans.

Zionista:
Ok, I get your point. I didn't actually set out to demean his dark shade but the ridiculous pose mimicking his dad's ajekun iya that got me silly. I take it down. Thanks.

Its all good.

Zionista:
Where is the "shamming" in my post?

That burnt plantain photo you posted in your comment, was it meant to flatter his dark skin shade?

Zionista:
See melanin....I see some Ghana in him

How can we be comfortable shamming fellow blacks for being black yet at the same time curse out people who bleach their skin or feign mad if a white man raises the white skin above black ones?

kingsaif:
see wetin Buhari don cos ba


meanwhile do you know that.....



Do you guys actually know that the
word ''OLODO'' is not an insult? Turn
your phone upside down and see the
meaningful word it will give you
.
.
.
See some OLODO turning their phone
upside down. Nobody should shout on me oo
because the weather is too cold

They became ODOLO after they turned their phones upside down.

Explorers:
Saudi women and girls queued outside football stadiums on Friday to watch their first live soccer matches after the kingdom lifted a ban on them attending.

However, they will still be separated from the male crowd in designated 'family sections' which include separate entrances, parking lots, prayer rooms, restrooms and smoking areas.


The move is part of Saudi Arabia's drive to grant women greater rights, with women being allowed to drive from June for the first time.

Dozens of Saudi women and girls queued outside the King Abdullah Sports City stadium in the Red Sea city of Jeddah on Friday to watch their first live game of soccer


Many used the hashtag to write that women's place should be in the home, focusing on their children and preserving their faith, and not out at a stadium where male crowds frequently curse and chant raucously.


Saudi Arabia's 32-year-old Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who is King Salman's son and heir, is seen as the driving force behind these changes.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263613/Saudi-women-girls-watch-live-soccer-time.html

Shame

Please house, can any one of you help me find out the original song title to these old school Yoruba christian songs? I know only a few lines of the songs and I cant remember who sang them


* Ma lo Ma ma lo 2x
Ibi ti baba orun ko ran o
Ibi ti wo yo lo ti iwo yo gba idajo re
Jowo ma se lo be
Ra ra ra ra

Emi Mimo!

Emi mimo, ni yo ma so o o
Ore mi
Emi mimo



* Iba fun Olorun iyanu
Oba alade wura
Oba to ni gbo gbo ogo ooo
Oluwa Iba re ni mo se
Ah
Tani m'ba fi o we
Tani ba fi se asa we re
Iru Olorun Ko si laye

Then sing my soul my saviour lord to thee
How great thou art
how great thou art



I have an Igbo song that I would love to hear again. It was very popular in Owerri around 2002/03 it is sang by an Igbo lady with tiny voice.

Aba wey dey do shoes naim Dem still dey send people go learn shoe making?how about sending them to learn how to fabricate machines.

What's the big deal? Do you know how much it cost per term in a good school? From 250k upwards and she has 2 of them. We have not added food, clothing, health etc.

I was expecting to see 3 Million per month sef.

Good lesson to learn. Born, throway and return 27 yrs later and say I am sorry, please forgive me.....

Solorrman:
Buhari shall lead us to 2022 and u can not stop it,Buhari is the only president to capture ur official theives that nobody tried even once. Buhari shall by the grace of almighty stay alive till after ur painfull ritual decapitated head is cut off by ritualist and ur body found by dogs

Is that the Nigeria you want? Where there shall be decapitation because your president is catching thieves and looters? Nigerians ehn?

AllTheWayUp:
Genocide of you country men a the marauding blood sucking fulani herdsmen men is not what one should be sarcastic about, his comment can lead to tribal conflicts

What can his comment do that worse has not been done by others? Who goes tribal waring because someone says Buhari claims Herds men are not terrorists? When the leaders eg Buhari, El-Rufai etc have said more than that?

AllTheWayUp:
May ur two eyes be plucked out by fulani herdsmen before the end of this year...INSHA ALLAH

And we on Nairaland will also say it is nothing to worry about

He was being sarcastic. He did not support that evil done.

Ritual killers not Fúlàní In thiswill case Jor. When Fúlàní startbecause to pluck eyes? ABI Dem Don join body parts market too?

Tufiakwa for most Nigerian men ehn..... Did she just say one beg her to how raw? After they sell their star to mammy water, they start looking for other people's parts to do money ritual. Tufiakwa. Girls, watch out for HIV cos I know one or more of you is that man's boo boo.

Lets just blame the devil!

OP, how many have you won? Me I can not buy craw craw cure from a vendor who has craw craw all over his own body o. So show me proof.

I hope long throat people will not go to some strange location to claim iPhone they have never owned in their dreams talkless of in real life.

Bush meat don trap the hunter. How can you send money to someone you hope to get money from? The thing dikwa very risky.
I dont trust the poster sha scammers everywhere. Maybe he wants people to pity him and send him money for school fees.
Those messages smell fishy. How did he manage to send more than 28k when hushpuppi asked for only 28k? what is the bank's minimum balance? Can he withdraw that much from his account?

zabuur:
U spend too much time watching Africa Magic

I don hear you.

Elparaiso:
Who is shaming whom? Won't you look at the maturity of a guy before you ask him out?

At the OP, anyone can initiate a relationship. It's not a man's job, neither is it a woman's.

I don hear..