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OP permit me to laugh at you at this juncture ..............


Hehehehe hahahahhaha ROTFLMAO..... kekekekkekekek!





A dey come, make I go borrow more laugh...........wait for me here!

Its a shame. So during rainy season students almost dont have lectures?

MrCork:
..bro hav u been to london?

Have you been to Ifako? . Anyhoe I hav not been to london to see the queen how do I go to london MrCork?

This one wey naija men carry "fanship" for head like helmet sef Na arsenal abi Arse Anal born am?

MrCork:
....serriously...this is gettin very anoyin.. iretatin..and embarasin... I lie?.. u dont belIeve me then juss ask any black female for kiss & see wot happens?.... white wonen will neverr bahave like that!!(REAL TALK).

So a guy will just enter street and ask random girls for a kiss and when they reject he gets angry?
The oyinbo life style they copied we are complaining now you want them to copy free kissing too?
Diaris God

ollah1:
99 percent of pastors that hailed from Nigeria are FAKE AND LIARS.

THEY CARE ONLY ABOUT THE MONEY.


QUOTE ME AND DIE!!

Na so e bad reach? I have quoted you but you will die this death for me no time for time

Qpetz:
la everything la joke..

Abegi. What do you want us to do with it? To use it for soup? La this one is not la joke o. I want that black diamond. I am a dealer and Ive got great buyers. Let him bring them lets flip

Qpetz:
Mr Mellin, I typed that shii as a result of chakra imbalance .. What should I do to deserve your response??

He will soon respond no worry wait small

midolian:
lol..ghanaian foods are sweet too..only that some makes one grow big hips and bum.

Hahah. I will manage it so

I have eaten all. I want to try ghanian food now. Banku et all

Vicjustice:
Please, share this article with everyone

Lalasticlala

Vicjustice:
Please, share this article with everyone

I did hit the share button

Ehhhmm, Mellin how do we do that black diamond with you na? Abeg make we flip that shii fast na

Demoladoc:
The world ends today Well great!!!! My rent is due tomorrow

Bad guy... hope you know say tomorrow go come sha? That is to say.... That rent must pay
Hope you no go take bank loan join am o

These men are monitoring demons o They monitor and control their sheep even unto sexual position between a man and his wife? What next? Tell them how they should shave their pubic hair?

Following..........will give feedback tomorrow

Cheii! See fraud This is poundo potato/rice na...
And I used to eat this shii o

shota:
Nengima / Buro

Thank you

Same reason married men cheat

This is madness

A question for the house please .....What is WIN and VICTORY in Kalabari?

Its normal for growing kids to have crushes. Its the duty of the adults in her life aka parents and guardians to start educating her about sex. Even my 4 year old has a crush in her class and I have started giving her some lessons on morality or should I say 1st grader sex ed about respecting her body and be incharge of her body and not be afraid to tell me when someone crosses the line and touch her special body inappropriatly and I will not tell the person she told me.
No need to over react she is a normal growing kid just like every one of us did. Let her mom and dad take over.

Well, if it were me I would have called it off a verrry long time ago before any talk of wedding.
Why did you wait this long? A month to her wedding you realize she is too troublesome. Hiaaannnnn, put yourself in her shoes na

On the other hand sha, better now than trying to log out of a marriage.

abe4kom:
For what nah?

The silicon could be made with nano materials and thus smart! Where will that leave us?

Na chewing gum be the koko.

Haha. I go buy am from my local DIY shop no worry.

Leetunechi:
Go and make yours' so that you can start dashing dem out

So why display it here na? To make those who dont have go and steal? Oh I know, SHOWOFF

Anyhoe when I make money sha, I dash deserving people no skin pain .

abe4kom:
and maybe install magic voice so you can talk like a baby

If all fails cover the mic with chewing gum.

Hahahhaha. Chewing gun ke? lol. . You no even upgrade am to silicon lol.

If its not for dash, stop showing us

So how does she maintain the car? Abi her salary reach?

ebishuga:
Delishpot and naijaboiy taking this matter too serious sha

Serious ke? D3m dey collect commission ontop am? If so, make I show you serious

A woman or man should not visit toasters unless they are in an open relationship or they intend to end the old and begin a new one with the toaster.
Why would anyone visit a toaster if they dont have any feeling for them? Not as if when you and toaster are alone in a room they wont try something funny.
Any boy or girl that visits toaster for visiting sake is a deceptive partner.

stevealibi:
Na I don't agree wit u jare

Alonga! You just want chop the cake sha

When humans start being proud of being humans then we know there is wahala.
OP I am with you but I just wish a day will come when peoples achievements will be respected based on their achievments and Talents not based on their race. Like we say Obama the president instead of Obama the first Black president! I wish this wotld was a little more sane. Then humans will be just that...........HUMAN.

abe4kom:
How about the microphone?

I dont know how to handle that one o. But at least I can claim it wasnt me