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stonecoldcafe:
So I'm back as I promised. Was that an invitation to treat? Would you like me to make you a proper offer? Do you want to take this outside or what?

I can start by piiimping yo ass doll...

Hahaha . my ass is not for sale. Just focus on your womans own. I am sure you guys are fully booked. Now run along, you have some piimping to do.

Weĺl, they may have taken a clue from our very own........

Is his name stonecoldcafe? Sounds like what stonecoldcafe would say and do.
Anyhow, when next he calls you ugly tell him you are still finner than his mother. If he says you will die to touch him tell him a girl he once dated told you his dick is the size of a 3 year old's and if he aint careful you will spread the news around work.
If he reacts by beating you up(cos stonecold is a brute and an abusive fellow) forget I ever adviced you thus
But for real if he bothers you that much report to your boss at work.
Get out your mobile phone and make a video recording or whatever and keep record of his abuse without his knowledge.

if you cant handle stonecoldcafe go hire big guys to beat the hell out of him on a good day







Maybe He wants to sleep with you? Stonecoldcafee is a love-vendor (he told me so himself no lie). Watch out and dont fall for this foolish trap.

But why bro?

stonecoldcafe:
Binchhhhh u don reach here?
I see where u mention me again but we dey busy as per pimmmping tinzzz. More money cometh! How market nah? Dem still dey press for free?

Ashawo manager you come see if na baby girl she carry? You want new recruit? Abi your business include pedophilia?
Your power nor reach this one She go save herself for only one free presser. Carry your pimping go ashawo topics OR sidon wait, when I see your kind of women I go mention you. No carrry your curse reach this new baby wey d3m never even born.

Yes o Me nor dey sell my own o. Very unlike you shey? anyhow sha, My one and only presser dey press daily for free. How your own? I know say she dey sell pressing for you every time she carry give you Plus you dey love-vendor her to your friends too for a fee. Well done jarey. Abeg my driver need to press. Your main woman dey over booked?
PM me your price list

So the buyer sends credit to buy credit?

No time for time jarey. Hunger no know "My People"

zikclassiq:
agentzico..com
Sorry it took so long

Ook. Will look it out.

Safe pregnancy and delivery to them

bettermike:
Seeing is believing abi? Like seeing money disappear right before your eyes! And not just you o. Many people asking themselves if they were dreaming.

Keep disbelieving and you will see for yourself in due time.

Very true o. Seeing is believing

So? If he raise nose una go complain if he behave like regular man una go complain

Na wa

God prot3ct us o. See how man use his hands invite death while searching for his daily bread. Its a pity indeed.

I dont believe this

I hope they will be smart enough to mention the main boss who is behind the trade of flesh stonecoldcafe you may be next.

lawrenzooo:
Now I get ur point! At least in a father child case the father makes the rules and xpect the child to follow but in our own case I try as much as possible to make sure we play by her rules.

Ok. Then stop playing by her rules most times. Both of you should bend towards each others direction naturaly. If you guys aint feeling each other then maybe you should take a small break and give yourselves time to rethink your relationship

Good for them

stonecoldcafe dem want spoil your business o. They are arresting your tools in calabar. Better send those girls to germany so they can bring better money from pressers for you like you did the other red wig one.

Came:
Cheating no good oooo!!! Na cheating cause her death now." Calling another man's name during sex". Hmmmmm!!

Where you see her cheat?

The person is preparing to 419 people. Give "it" a week or 2 and you start seeing this fake linda giving discount advertorial promo and asking people to send money to him/her so that their adverts will be placed on homepage of linda ikeji blog or even to get their names mentioned On home page.

inze:

. . . funny photograph with a nice concept. Seeing this gives me joy and leave one thankful of the fact that our siblings are alive, strong and getting better. To God be the Glory and i pray we all get the chance to do this with own pro-created families, Amen. I cannot explain how i feel looking these photo. nice one @op

Sometimes we get too busy counting the things we have not and forget to be grateful for that which we have, God help us all

Amen o

tblacker:
Yes he can say it. Have you heard about 'LET'S MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN' ? He did not only say that but printed it on caps and wear one.

wow! Now a I feel like the idiot . let me edit my comment. I dey come...

HireKiller:
There is only one reason you will write the above comment,
It is that you don't know Donald Trump.

I dont know him sha.

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stonecoldcafe:
Plus hit me with sth else; dis pimmmp thing is sadly overrated.

Do you have another career? Just mention it and I will add it to your pi.mping Cv. How can it be overated? isnt it what you are? Does a doctor complain and say his title is overrated when he is reffered to daily as one? You are a P.imp wear it with pride.
BTW, Did you buy her the new "eig"

#soyoumanagedtoreadthatone

stonecoldcafe:
Ure welcome make it louder next time. Veryyyyy loud, in caps n bold too.

Dont mentiOn.
OH SO YOU WANT TO BE INTRODUCED IN CAPS? YOU SURE DO LIKE TO COME OUT STRONG JUST LIKE CORSSY'S HAIR COLOR.
anyhoe its nothing was just helping you sell das all.

Cobra

stonecoldcafe I sight another of your machines oh. May this your career keeep feeding you o.

I hail thee may your P.impdom survive the test of time Iseeeee!


Encourage them to go nakid next time sha. e go pay pass.

jomoh:
He said the same thing during the trying days of ebola in africa. He said all flights in and out to africa should be cancelled.

Did we not say all flights from Liberia should be cancelled?
I guess the press abroad just said Ebola is in Africa. Even us in Naija were calling on govt to stop planes comming from suspected countries from landing. Some people here even abused Liberians and were looking down on the ones living here. So much so that their president had to appologise on his country's behalf. Abeg that ebola season was a different thing all together no one was calm about people comming in and out of their country with the possibility of bringing ebola to them.

Let me introduce her P.IMP to the house
LADIESss AND GANTLE MEN meeeeet his royal P.impnessss stonecoldcafe !

sdindan:
You don't know this man.
Check this on Twitter #Asktrump on Twitter I know him more

Ok. Lets wait for his reaction to this. If he says......and so? I lie before? then they should take it from there.

lawrenzooo:
Yeah I do know that but however it's a little different here. When I say principles here it not about money. I mean with her I go out of my way to keep her happy. I have given 30 out of 30 so when it comes to giving I have no problem with that.

Noo. I wasnt talking about money I just used it as an example to show the thing you call flexible may not look flexible to others. Sorry if I made it sound like you were stingy. It did not even cross my mind.
ok let me give another example
you ussualy keep your child locked up in a dark room and you believe its the best way to keep child safe. Later you decide to be flexible by allowing the child access to the window to watch people and see the world. Do you think that the child will call that being flexible?

Congrats man. She is beautiful.