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firstEVA:
I gave this goat head and fufu to my sweetheart, he rejected it, I hope you accept it

CHINEKE!!!!!! I be juju? That is sacrifice for the gods. Abeg the peper soup do me. Just add fufu and cold malt das all.

firstEVA:
ok, sounds like a responsible man, a plate of papersoup for you this early morning

Thank you. But for mentioning gay to me sha you need to add fufu to it

firstEVA:
you didn't thank me for the peper soup, are you this unappreciative?

Womeennnn! Chei una to over react. You need to calm down and not rush into conclussion lije that.

NB Add fufu and one malt. You can see that makes more sense

firstEVA:
I just hope you ain't gay though, that's some bleeped up shiit.

So out of all I typed you still let your gay fascination make you sellect the part that will still enable you mention the word GAY humans. You can never satisfy them. They make up their minds and no amount of light you shine will penetrate the darkness.

firstEVA:
oh ok, I guess. If it were a man carrying two men you would be more comfy with that right?

Nope if were a man carrying 1 prety babe . Have no interest in gang .bang I am very unlike the men you know.

Even if I was gay why would I carry 2 men at once?


*Now that you have thrown ya gay insult do you feel better?

lordtosan:
my broda! I dey look my life for mirror already. Chai! The painful part be say the babe don dey reason me before this post push me go spoil my blues..

Make nobody hold or beg me when i dey beat the OP o else the person go collect!

Hold you ke? Many people wey try that trick go join you and encourage you sef.
No worry we go clear ground for you when you catch am.

tpiah01:
^ all that one nor concern me, face those who are telling you to do so.

Your user id seems female because you used a female word as if you're cooking or something and want customers.

besides, werent you asking how to make black soap. Men dey make black soap?

Who get dudu osun company? Is it a woman? Is Mr Biggs a woman only franchise? Many clothing companies are owned and run by men. Leave that talk biko I want to learn how to make soap cos I am interested in learning and I am interested in learning it the traditional way.

BTW if you know how to make black soap from start to finish let me know. still very much interested

As for my ID I was into catering and I registered this acct then to help market my biz. Hope we are settled now.

MrsPhyno:
He don come again o
Please note the spelling

Funny enough as much as I like all kinds of trashy Nigerian music, I don't know that song.... Dbanj and Donjazzy yes?
Fits u perfectly.

I thought u didn't like Naija music?

HE WILL USE AND DUMP YOU!!!!!
Now your body is totori -ing you. Dont go and do PM and then visit him o. Before you go come sing
You abbandon me
Love dont
live here any more!
I go use cane flog you that day.

oloriooko:
so to you the wife is more important?

To God his wife is more important. Even the bible said if you are in Gods house and you remember that your friend or brother or family has issues with you, halt your worship and go amd seek peace. Unity within family abd friends is very important to God. like I said he should read his bible again aftereall I was told its Gods own word. so, if God says she is important then its not my own oppinion. Its not "to me" its to the God he claims to be serving that says husbands and wives are important to each other.
Will God himself tell that pastor to neglect his wife's feelings or Will God encourage him to spend more time with her and lovinly draw her into the calling? Or will he say shun her and just do what you want to do as long as you are preaching about heaven?

Checkmate!!!

SalC:
So to you that silly conditions above is what you term "living?" Do you have human conscience at all?

And please don't pretend they didn't get that from your koran.

Humans have traded love for hate a loooonngggg time ago. can you inagine that comment? We have a terrorist in tbe making right there. One who thinks its better to damage you than kill you.
Truth be told ISIS and co are enemies of all at the moment sha. But it doesnt mean christians still have equal surffering with their moslem counterparts.

tpiah01:
^ are you male?

your moniker seems female.

Why? Because in your opinion only women cook ba? If I had used #bangemdumpem as my user name it would have been easier for you ba?

funlord:



Hmmm! This makes you sound "very gay"!

That I am not interested in being a stressed dad with twins who cry me to death or that I am not inter3sted in banging two whores at once? Which of them makes me gay bros?

This same story again sha

https://www.nairaland.com/2579395/ministry-wife-which-more-important#37721178

None of those two pics interests me

He should go and read his bible again. He will see how his God adviced husbands to treat their wives.
If he cant run a happy and peaceful home he has no business running a church.

So sad. I am short of words. This bad bews I read and hear about daily is draining my life energy.

You want try? Wearing camo for his god

ify84:
I heard of a 52 years old woman who married a man whose wife had died... There is hope

One happened in Owerri sef.

Shepke is to blame for this topic.

lordtosan:
Just asked one of my deeper-life friend on whatsapp who i have been trying to woo and she deleted me. OP, eh! If i catch u, u go chop slap.

LOL. See your life?

Maybe she was too good to be true to the guys she met in the past. Many men run from such ladies I dont know why. Even here on NL a guy was asking for help in dumping his super nice babe who he said gives her all to their relationship. In his own words he said he kniws he is throwing away a gem but he just cant love her. That is how it plays out for many good girls and guys.
If sh3 was a bit earthly or should I say vain she would have married 10 times over and still have a long line of men desiring to be her next Mr (maybe)Right.
Anyway, its not too late for her to get married but she may not be able to find a man younger than 45 to love her and marry her cos of her age.
She should not rush now o. Many people may take advantage of her if she does.
She should mingle go to places where people meet. Eg fellowships, clubs(Not night club o stuff like tennis club, salsa dance club, rotary club etc) and all other places like that. Sh3 should not be too eager to please. She should play mature and be open to date.

Yeye d3y smell

The guy is thinking...
Cheiii..... A don die today ooo

nayeb:
Send me an email at naye_b@yahoo.com, and then I will send you a different one through which you can actually stay in touch. I don't usually read this account so send it today otherwise I may never remember to look for it or even find it. Tons of mail go there everyday.

Ok bro.

Sabrwahaqqo:
To be hanist wd u bruh, letting go amounts to hanging to death for most girls esp when they're still much interested . For a 4yr old relationship , you can imagine tha commitments and sacrifices. That's why I don't advise 'lego' at all. Instead, I give the advise I know she wants to hear which is af course potent maybe for the time being anyway. Mind u , it won't be fair if she leaves that guy...Imagine ur bro taking over a well dug pit ? Or taking over a regurgitated akpu? - Another why I don't at all encourage brkups ... Let them continue managing demselves my broda.

Epic! Badt guy. Shey her thing is now *God forbid* so she should keep it where it was sampled and not carry it to another mans doormouth

LOL I hope girls are learning from these sha?

Una asset nor get value?

[quote author=nayeb post=37704902]Finally, the word Kenge as used in the song is a transfer application use. Kalabari languages can be like that - use one word to describe something similar or akin in picturesque. The Kalabari language is generally picturesque, so to understand it you have to get the picture being painted in the words.

So now take the "Kenge" for instance; that is the Kalabari word for "Swamp crab". This crab lives at the boundary between the swamp and land. it comes out after the water ebbs and walks the swamp eating everything and anything. It is primarily a scavenger and a sort of carrion feeder. When the river comes up full, it moves onto land and crawls about there until the river ebbs and then it returns to the swamps. Occasionally it retires to its hole dug at the boundary of land and swamp.

Now during the daytime while it is crawling the swamp for food, the sun is usually very high, and it shell get baked real hard for a long time, and with the days and months the shell gets deformed and appear bumpy, look all patches, filthy and disgusting. This picturesque is the basis of the transfer application of the word "Kenge" to describe the severe case of dry skin.

A place full of Kenge where it may not be viable to fish for mudskipper can be described as Kengeama, like Kengeba it is a constructed description of the location in the swamps. Picture in your mind a place where there are large population of all sorts of Kenge, running around, fighting each other and what have you, and you get the picture in the word Kengeama.

Another use of the word Kenge also derives from that fact that it is deemed also an insignificant crab relative to the "land crab", Olu. So the word Kenge is also used to describe a scraggly insignificant person, say, for instance, Tom Alabaraba.[/quote]


You just cant help it!

Wahala, I sha hope you noticed this now o. Not tomorrow after you marry him you will now find it strange that your husband keeps malice with you and doesnt talk to you for days or months. Also have a list of those that will help you beg from time to time at least you have been forewarned, carry ya bazooka very well.

nayeb:
Now about your song, it is not a very happy song. It is a self-deprecating song being sung by a woman who has an affliction of Kenge and has suffered repeated snide remarks, but has come to terms with her situation.

Kengeba is a slur - a constructed slur on a woman who is afflicted with a severe case of Kenge. The term is used to imply several things including (1) a woman who does not have the good sense to know to use body-lotion after taking baths, (2) a woman who is so poor that she could not afford a body-lotion to use after baths (3) a woman who does not take frequent baths. One or all of them are implied in any given contextual use.

So in the song she says reflexively of herself, she would take a bath (likely in the river), she would go home, and never mind, anything that is said of you, never mind Kengeba, never mind. She will take a bath, she will go home, never mind at all what is said of you.

Kenge is a severe case of dry skin -quite possibly due to vitamin shortage of some sort. Usually, the skin is always dry no matter the amount of lotion used on the body. It is most obvious on the legs where the skin dries up until it cracks into patches, and the skin is also ashen sometimes. Long ago the mild form occurs in Abonnema during the Harmattan seasons, as the skin dries up of every moisture so fast that there is just never even enough time to get the body lotioned.

Thank you so very much. Wow. Hiw I wish I knew you personaly . You and shota we would drink tomi na iru and sing kalabari songs. We would be padi for life shake and make peace and see how to better the average kalabari life( I know, I know I dream too much I am a sucker for peace and love for humanity)
Ahhhh so thats what that song meant. As a kid I loved the song always loved such soul moving songs just that I did not know what kengeba meant.
I thought the song was talking about doing what she came to do on earth and go home when she is through see where I carried it to sha.

nayeb:
I have no reason to abuse you, as I have no issues with you. I have had issues with these Amachree children who think that they can tarnish me by going around spreading falsehoods about me, that I am insane, in reaction to my asserting everywhere that Amachree (original name Amakoromo) was never a Kalabari King, and was a rapist, criminal, arsonist, murderer, what have you. Unfortunately they have started to find out that those lies are not working as well as they had thought. The Yorubas have started to realize that the Amachrees have been telling lies. Only recently a Yoruba newpaper has started to refer to Theophilus Jt Princewill as traditional ruler of Buguma only and not of Kalabari Ethnic. So they are loosing and it can only get worse.

Theophilus JT Princewill was just a nothing worthless murderer


Even Asari Dokubo threatened me when all this started until they realized that I was Chemical Reactor Engineer, so then they backed off. I have since trained myself as a Biological Reactor Engineer, so now they have decided that it was more dangerous to even threaten me now than to just keep away. They are beginning to learn that in combination with my knowledge of physics and mathematics, and my network at home, their guns would not protect them if a war actually broke out.

So they keep their distance and I keep mine. Except this Tom Alabaraba another criminal who defrauded the US Govt and has been on the run from the law -running sometimes to Canada and at other times using fake names. But one of these days I am sure that they will catch up with him. He is just a petty criminal so they are not investing money on tracking him down.

Truth is it pains me when humans use abusive terms against each other just because they have different opinions about something. I have been a victim a lit of times on NL. I make or post something and soneone quotes me and starts insulting me. Something a simple *No not so its ...........* would have solved becomes a web of words such as fool, stupid , bastard, prostitute mother, bastard father etc if one doesnt know how to swallow some shit one would just start giving word for word insult for insult!
I am not here to take sides, I am here to draw our attention to this shameful behaviour we show each other.

sheathe thine swords my brothers we can agree to dissagree. These stories are passed by word of mouth
there is bound to be discrepancies.
Remember how we almost heloed Biafra and the NA finish us during the war? It was made possible because if attitudes such as this. Brothers snitching out brother all because they have different views and likes. Its a shame I tell you.


In another news sha, how inclussive are the kalabaris in this present Rivers government? Abeg I dey find contract o. I will deliver 200%.