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Op, when you finish telling them, please tell them again.

He is trans. He isnt just gay. Na wa o.

Amazing. Its good to know this

If this role was reversed, most naija men would do the do and blame the wife or the friend when caught.

tobimillar:
Maybe one of the female judges needs to be raped or their daughters, then they will learn to understand how terrible rape is

Very true. They need serious flogging

You look mixed

Lol, Cunning man die.........cunning. man burry am das all

SkinnyDude:
thanks to signature2012 for the inspiration...'
I just remembered how i was duped by one of these thieves outside 'Emeka offor' plaza... those around Anambra state will be familiar with this plaza..
So, i was in ss1, february 2010, when this happened..last December, 2009. Our mum gave us, my sisters and i money to buy new xmas cloth... mine was 6k. my sisters bought new cloth and shoes, except me. i bought phone with it instead. Nokia 6200 @4,500. memory card 1gig @1,000. then t.fee N500....
I started enjoying my new phone.. fast forward to 2010. the phone started disturbing. From flex problem to virus.. I was flashing it every week. i wasnt happy again. i felt depressed. I later made up my mind to sell the phone and get another one. but the problem was 'who is going to buy it'. an idea came. counter balance. thats the only option i had.
So on the d-day. i embarked on the journey with 2k. when i got to emeka offor. as usual "guy counter ballance or memory?"
i ignored those guys... went straight to one of the quarters beside the main plaza.. i approach a young guy near a show case... i told him what i came for, and he said 'you are at the right place... we started negotiating. at last, i gave him my phone, memory card and the 2k for one old symbian phone.. they call it nokia egg.. i was happy, atleast i have disposed this troublemaker. i thought i have cheated the guy... when i got home. I was so happy. charged the phne up.
Time to enjoy my new phone... after 20 mins of Pressing it.. "kpu kpu". what! battery empty. the phone was very hot. i charged it again, and same thing happened...ghen ghen...
I didnt know what to do...to cut the story short... i went there tomorrow morning, since i have spent my money and couldnt ask my mum for another cash...i went with little cash.. when i got ther the guy was telling me diferent story...that the phone is bigger than the battery.... "guy this ur phone no good. give me my phone and cash bk. "
He laughed, hahaha...and ordered me out of his shop.. i couldnt fight. i told his neighbour to help me beg him. he ignored.....
I left, heartbroken and in tears... no cash to board a bus.. i tried selling the phone there...but those wicked guys priced it 500...
over my dead body... i cant sell it that amount.. i trekked home... 2hours journey... Onitsha to Umusiome-Nkpor

No biggie

ebbybest:
There are seven birds at the top and Five birds at bottom. If u remove 1 from the seven birds at d top nd add to the ones at the bottom they becomes 6 birds each. But if u take one from the bottom nd add to the one at the top, the one at the top becomes 8 while the one at the bottom becomes 4. Then that at the top doubles that at d bottom.
Top =7
bottom=5

You are correct ooooo. I failed it sha

ebbybest:
There are seven birds at the top and Five birds at bottom. If u remove 1 from the seven birds at d top nd add to the ones at the bottom they becomes 6 birds each. But if u take one from the bottom nd add to the one at the top, the one at the top becomes 8 while the one at the bottom becomes 4. Then that at the top doubles that at d bottom.
Top =7
bottom=5

You are correct ooooo I failed it sha

DashMeYansh:

God created Man And Woman equal according to those bullshit Feminists.............So............

Easy, ask bruce jenner to show you his doctor. Na only nyansh you want? What about boobs and vajay jay? Believe me they can even transform you to kim k twin if you want. Unfortunately we here arent into that shit so we cant give you the kind of help you are asking for.
And what is the big deal if God created all humans equal? Did God personally tell you otnerwise or its just that you read otherwise?

It seems rape isnt a big deal to nigerian judges. Very soon they will start forcing victims to pay their rapists too.
A man uses a knife to steal handset and some small cah he will be sentenced to death but if he uses that same knife to rape a female he is granted bail. And maybe jailed for 2-6 months if found guilty. I think all these people have signed a pact with the dark angels of this earth to promote rape.

dubaiprince:
Yea it was. It read 148/83 at first then 140/89 at the second attempt. I hope the report pays me at the end because I gave my all to get to this stage

Well, at that level it isnt good but its not abnormal enough to cause panic. You have to work on it. Look for the Cause and try to eliminate it. It shouldnt really affect your chance of getting the job but if your employer wants a worker who can withstand stress ie if job is full of pressure they may waNt to look again. Anyway it also depends on how fit the doctor says you are in his report sheet.
Good luck my friend all the best.

Was it too high? What was the reading? If its not above 140/90 it shouldnt affect you. It also depends on what your position in the company will be I guess

. Na to rest in peace remain

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Haha, happened to me some months back Typed HOW FAT to a babe instead of HOW FAR? . Just retyped the correct one and said sorry typo

I see whites, I see asian I see no black. Is it that no coloured entity has achieved gtreat spiritual knowledge?

dokunbam:
This happened to my younger bro.

He came back from school gather money round enter computer village, He didnt tell anyone.

He said he wanted to surprise us.

I just noticed that he didnt eat lunch and dinner, he was in door throughout that saturday.

he was looking as if he was crying in silence with watery kind of eye balls, I asked what is wrong with you. didnt say anything.

later at night around 11pm, I asked him again and he confessed.

Omo see laughter, We were just laughing why did you tell us

Was really funny

I have told him no matter what dont buy on the street, Enter Slot and buy your phone.

The most painful was he has entered slot but the money wasnt enough for the phone he wanted to buy, so he has to go to the ATM to complete it, He met those guys on the way. the rest na story. Na so the guy buy akpu come home

chei LOL at the crying in silence part. Poor boy.

yeeeeppppaaaa! Op dont kii me with laugh oooo

Where in the video exactly?

Tufiakwa. Hang him already.

olajorn:
I have seen this gal birthday pictures this year ,Dont tell me this gal celebrate her birthday twice in a year

Well e depend on howmany guys help them celebrate it na!

Meat

Did he call up the spirits?

He should just say he doesnt want to pay

What of the assistant?

Women are ussualy adviced to feed their babies on demand. The amont of times depends on each baby's appetite and no two babie are the same. Some suckle for long fill up and sleep long while some suckle for short time fall asleep and get hungry very soon. So dont base your feeding on what other mothers say. No two babies are exactly the same.

In other words she is for sale

Waitng for pix.....