₦airaland Forum

Pennyways:
there are not terrorist, the presidency said so.

Of course. Why would he say anything else?

Rejoiceavl:
Omg!! I just lost a gud job!! Tarrr, u can kip ur job I don't need it, wer wer u wen I needed it? Huh

This is a complete display of immaturity.

Rejoiceavl:
Since I came on nairaland, I have not seen any reasonable and matured guy on nairaland, only small small boys, everywhere, y na??

I believe the supposed matured guys are usually too busy to be active on Nairaland. They've got it going on offline.

What about the Fulani Herdmen's base? They seem to be more of a problem in recent times.

Please share more articles. I would like a better of understanding of Hinduism and possibly other Indian traditional religions.

shamecurls:
Dudes money smelling like Linda Ikeji's pus*y

Stop talking trash that you know nothing about.

sweetilicious:
She might be pure in heart you know. That's the most important thing any sensible human will consider.

Very true.
Besides I see nothing wrong with the tattoos. And if I like her I don't care what anyone else thinks.

IndianBwoy:
Hi, first of all, I am Indian.

I realised that it is a fashion in Nairaland to catch snakes. So i set out myself to find one, since I realised in Nigerian culture if you catch snakes it is considered a matter of pride, so if I caught one id me more assimilated and accepted into the Nigerian fold.


So anyways, I did not have to look far. I entered my bathroom for a shower and I see this lovely poisonous adder writing on the floor.

We then catch it and put it in a bucket. However I could not bring myself to kill it as it is taboo in my culture.

The fine among my tribe for killing a snake or coming across a dead snake (especially the King Cobra), is to organize a funeral for it and feed the entire village (min. 100 people). So obviously that'd be a costly affair which i do not wish to indulge in.

We then left the serpent in some outgrown grasses outside.



So I hope this capture is sufficient enough for me to be accepted as a Nairalander

You saw that snake in Abu dhabi?

IndianBwoy:
What do you mean by connection? I am a worshipper of Ifa.

What is your connection to your pastor or imam?

You are an Ifa worshipper? That's interesting.
How did you come about the religion? Is it practised in India?

Henryubani44:
Pls I have something to say, a typical aba girl na werey with low IQ I just confirmed it tonight

For you to stereotype girls just because they live in a certain city show say you no get brain at all talk more of IQ.

Nigayoyo:
Darn!!!..I would empty my account to get the second girl from top!

Your account has got to be almost empty.
Furk Bitches; Make money na niggah. #JuniorMafia

suco01:
In dubai, the du netwrk offer more dan these in dubai, free call within d country (national call) and for d data its abt 20dhiram (1700 or at worst 2K) for a monthly unlimited subscription.. So dont say nobody offers dat data price in d world..

For only 20 dirham? It's not true!!
Even Unlimited social data is 40 dirham per month on du network. Abeg paste a link on the du website proving your claim.

slinkman:
thanks for this bro!!ignore them.. Some in experienced Nigerians would come along snd always try to find a way and justify their very own sufferings and _stupidity

Here is some experience for you bro
1 AED = 85 NGN

halfricanadian:
No but be prepared to b taken for granted o

Not true. I've been asked out by a few girls and I always have a different level of respect for them if they've got a good attitude and are not hoes.
I take them to be more real and expressive than the fake ones who play games when you ask them out even though they really want you.
But my advice to ladies is never ask a furkboy out.

This is actually stupid.

Futbolpredikts:
Naso one of them arrest me say I no wear seatbelt. I agreed I was wrong. Suddenly, he started listing numerous offences and slammed me with 10k fine. I shouted "for this naija" where make I see am?

Guy, I paid.. Out of discomfort. As God go catch am, two months later, same FRSC official use him private car bash my bomber. I vex! I made sure he took it to panel beater and resprayed.. I showed him the remita receipt I paid during our last confrontation.i

People will say don't use evil to pay evil but their pay master ajala the traveler Don use evil (bad government) pay good (our votes)


But one day.. Ojo kan... One day... Ojo kan... Bush meat go kill hunter

You have a bomber in your car?

catlova2:
Counting USA twice shows Ben Bruce didnt pass through primary 6.


It should be "Number of countries/Number of time he has visited them"



#OlodoBenBruce

He is trying to make a point that an olodo won't grasp.
Visiting a country twice means double expenses; more wastage.

Mobile Bread Vendor. Cool job title.

LuveU2:
Oh really playfully asking for a gift is washing my dirty linen in his face?

Ok thank the Lord you are not him

I'm sorry I seemed hard. I guess I'm not too playful.
I've never had such an experience probably coz the ladies I hang with know me.

LuveU2:
You understand!!! I just love being free and open!

I wish you wouldn't have to be immature with him. Because he is your boo doesn't mean you should wash your dirty linen in his face.
And I think asking for an Easter gift is immature. I would place anyone who does that without an understandable reason on a low level.

LuveU2:
Afterall Christ's death is good news too?

I hope you bought a gift for him too.
I don't really like it when someone asks for gifts. I'm supposed to get a gift when it touches me to.

shamecurls:
Please show my son some love!

He is 1 today

What's your son gonna do with them likes?

The NPF does not seem to understand its role and responsibilities.

I wonder when Nigeria will take Safety as a serious issue.

HungerBAD:
Sai buhari.

They keep critiquing and he keeps shutting their mouths up.

Nigerians are many things,but Nigerians are not stupid.

So,for those thinking that the daily bashing of Buhari will not make him get into Aso Rock come 2019 are dreamers.

No corrupt Nigerian/PDP will ever see the gate of ASO let alone the Rock.

Wailers, now carefully scroll back and read his scorecard.

Please do not be in a hurry.

Take your time.

Sai Buhari.

E be like say na hungry dey make u no reason well.
We never dey properly enjoy the current administration yet you dey push for Buhari going for second term. First term never reach half. We never know if he go Bleep up or not. Use your brain o. Don't be a fanatic.

I also hope that no corrupt Nigerian will enter Aso rock again. But when u say no PDP..., I go come dey wonder whether na hunger no make u know say anybody can be a thief. E no matter whether u call am APC or PDP.

I no be wailer or whatever other stuff you call yourselves. All I want is a better country run by able hands. I no care whether na APC, PDP or whatever. If they put hands together do am sef e go better.

As for that scorecard, I thought it would have been better for a neutral body to access and score the achievements. Shay na student dey mark in own exam?

So she's saying she was giving money to the CEO of Malivelihood while they were dating? That's very unlikely.

IndianBwoy:
below the belt*
this thread is not to bash any particular religion but just to raise awareness and protect yourself from trouble.

Thanks for looking out for us man.

IndianBwoy:
Where can I find him?

How can you help in regards to regaining our grounds on Traditional Religion?
Do you have articles you could share coz I'm sure there are those with interests in such.

yinchar:
Thief, let him rot in JAIL....We Yorubas would NEVER support any of our children or tribesmen STEALING or engaging in CORRUPT practices.

We know the tribe that supports their children in doing that.......

Thankfully we won't see any IPOB tout on this thread.

Dr Thomas is our son, he knew the consequences of his action, let him face the law and rot in JAIL.

You are just one man amongst multitudes. Learn to speak for yourself alone before you ridicule your kinsmen with your foolishness.

Hosea 4:6

“The distressed aunt said she reported the case to the traditional ruler (Seriki) of Sabon Kaura as well as the Yelwa Police Station, which only took her statement and directed her to inform them when she found Progress."

Shame on the Nigerian Police Force.