₦airaland Forum

Minister of sports with that him MUMU cap. Iwang!

Congratulations, go make ya mama proud..God be with you.

PentiumPro:
Read my comment again but this time slowly.

You not still making any sense boo..

PentiumPro:
That is because there is no too much pressure on the infrastructure there, half of their people lives outside the state.

And your point is?

See how clean the environment is..Akwaibom nyin AYAYA!!!

If true, then its really unfortunate. I wonder why our politicians are so heartless to the masses owning to the fact that they were part of the masses before they got to their present positions.
Just imagine a public servant expending millions of naira on owabe. Can't that money be used to do something that will benefit the people?
These are the same people our youths will fight themselves over, simply because they are given crumbs or they are too gullible to see the lies and deceits these politicians dish out during their campaigns. This country needs serious help.

Shame! So upon all the money he makes, he can't give generously to his fans for all their supports over the years. Frankly speaking, there was no need for the deceit.

Clowns!!

Look here Mr lai, I'm getting tired of your consistent blame on the former administration for every bad thing that happens. The APC was voted to solve problems and not blaming the last administration, we expect the government to situp and face governance instead of this daily rantings about the past.

Who count them? Liars!!

Wonderful writeup, next year will be great and a year of joy for all job seekers. Just believe!

@op so many people will be inspired by your story. Please be nice to those coming for that interview.. Congratulations!!

The northern elders should go and arrest him, abi what are they waiting for? I.diots!!

olapluto:
Sai Baba! When a leader is well respected worldwide, every nation will invite him for his inputs. Unlike the dark days when we had Okon who always folded his hands behind foreign leaders like a houseboy begging Oga for 100 naira recharge card.
Commonwealth Heads of Nations meeting. Baba is putting Nigeria back on world map after 6 years of slumber.
Mai gaskiya, Abu olododo.

Boy, you are a huge disappointment to your sister whom I fuccked!!

Congratulations Man. Happy for you!

E be like sey some people head no correct for this country..

Unah go wait tire..

Lmao!!!! I don't believe this. Haba! its not fair na..

calabardick:
idioke eyen-eka, none of these politicians is worth dying for.

at all bro, tomorrow you'll see them drinking and laughing together while we kill and insult ourselves over them..

calabardick:
hahahahaha, chei

lol..dah ikpa abadie?

calabardick:
adiok ano fi nde, eyen ufok ifod, asime nte uso, unam

You are a huge disappointment to your sister, whom I fuccked!!

Some people are just stu.pid.. adiok ano Op

What da heck is going on in the north!!!! The government needs to do more in protecting the lives and properties of Nigerians, this nonsense has to stop.

Go learn a skill bro, you can learn how to fix hair, eyelashes and nails. If you are serious, you could learn this skill within a period of 3 months. You can make hair, nails and eyelashes for your female colleagues and other students in your school. It might cost you between 15 to 30k though depending on the stylist that wants to train you. All the best!!

This is a very irresponsible statement by the NLC boss. I think he should leave the military and other security agencies to do their job instead of talking like a fool and overheating the polity.

Truckpusher:
If Na me be the man I go shout my own say this '' old smelly toto wey wan give me body odor for house sef , my own dun pass management na die I dey die so''

Lol..

A lady was fighting with her husband, when people came to separate them, she started shouting " see this old man, with your old school prickk wey I dey manage". The man was seriously embarrassed.

uwemetok:
Bia Mr Blogger, After spending for years in University Of Uyo, I haven't come across such building... it doesn't exist, so don't try to conceive it with your small brain

That building is in perm site close to faculty of engineering..

Op nice thread, I learnt how to fix hair, nails and lashes in my year three, didn't want to leave the university without a skill. The job sustained me during and after service.

Lord have mercy!!! wonder what could be the cause of the accident. People should be very careful while driving, there is absolutely no point over speeding simply because the road is free. I mean, this is so sad.

When Sola was in SS3. His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. **** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Wait ooo!... Don't tell me that you thought that Sola became the doctor? lol If ah hear.... Sola no know book period!!!