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When Sola was in SS3. His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. **** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Wait ooo!... Don't tell me that you thought that Sola became the doctor? lol If ah hear.... Sola no know book period!!!

My God!! People are really heartless. I mean, if you didn't want the baby why did you get pregnant??

anonimi:
They are supposed to eat APCheat brooms and survive na!
These useless governors are WICKED demons sent from the devil to torment mentally LAZY 200 million mumus who allow them into power, not so



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we have a long way to go in this country.

This is unacceptable, I mean, how does he expect these guys to survive? Government should cater for the needs of its workers at all time but Rochas has showed that he is a wicked leader who does not give a damn about the welfare of his people. Nigeria is cursed with so many bad leaders. May God help us!!

buygala:
See last-minute Sallah hustle



I honestly don't give a damn about the policemen's death . ... Na the bankers death and the now impoverished local government workers dey bring tears to my eyes

So the police men don't have families shey?? you are heartless bro!!

A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torch light from the same phone he was looking for. Since he was so worried with the search and almost in tears, his close friend who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly told the caller: "I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and continued to search for the phone he just answered a call from. He decided to use the same phone to try calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to his friend and said: " Guy forget, that phone don go, the person wey thief am dey cut as I call am just now".

Look at his flat chest..id.iot

Greyworld:
If actually they have 10m people in diaspora 9.9m are.....












Domestics.

And your point is?

Good and objective writeup, Saraki should respect himself and tow the path of honour.

To hell with the both of them!! All they care about is their pocket and personal interest, these old men don't give a damn about Nigerians.

City girls my black a55

St.upid silly liars..

Bleep shettima!!!!

We have a long way to go in this country...

kestolove95:
how can we tolerate rebels who destroy our country for good 30months?kill our heros and d rebels ar now calling our country a zoo...dey ar useless people

You are very mischievous.. you better change before it is too late.

kestolove95:
Make I no see any ibo near dat palace sai him won cum pay condolence o..make our gods no come dey angry with us for allow a cursed tribe into d palace..u people shud cal or send text message..

Please grow up,this your comment is uncalled for. Why do you guys derive pleasure in hating on your brothers and sisters from other ethnic group. Why can't we tolerate one another in this country? This is so pathetic, you need to change your ways sis.

Make him no pray again? abeg free the guy jor!!

I.diots!! Some Nigerian politicians are clowns

To hell with Tinubu, to hell with the Senators..bloody looters!!

Op, nice one..funny

Useless governor

My mom gave birth to me through a C-Section.. I love you mom, thank you for everything!!

Its pathetic that we don't see ourselves as one in this country. The hate is too much, a Yoruba man thinks he is better than the Igbo man, and the Igbo man doesn't give a damn about what happens to his Yoruba neighbor. This is just not acceptable, no matter what, let's think the country first. Our diversity is our strength. The government also needs to carry everyone along so that no ethnic group will feel marginalized.

azzima:
didnt you just READ that an anti-corruption group Marched to his office? Hence the statement. ......
Bitterness have encroached your brain!

k

Juniad Abi wetin be him name made a very silly statement.. How can a supposed statesman talk like a riffraff.

Why should someone be hanging on a moving train? That's crazy!,

I don't know why GEJ gave these guys that contract..

ezimum:
He wants to give yurobas d kind of drugs dey like to take from d hausas again 'n come bck to politics. He will win again 'n again wit d help of tinubu ur almighty jagaban 'n stil stab u at d back. Den u will stil not care. Look at him praising ur mighty obasanjo. Ur pple will neva learn b/c dey thut dey r marginalising only d igbos by supportin dese bokos.

Nne, what da heck are you talking about. Which one is your people? Look, I don't do all that tribal crap some of you do here. Respect yourself.

Osho- OMO- OLE

Kingkamal:
Are you blind? Or deaf? I guess 1 wailing wailer spotted.

Bro, you really need to grow up. I've made my point, if you have a contrary opinion why not put it down instead of mentioning me and talking like a kid.

We keep complaining about bad and corrupt leaders but as citizens, what are we doing to make the country better for all. Just imagine that nincompoop driving his yeye keke on a pedestrian bridge and unah say this country go better with people like that fool. smh!!