₦airaland Forum

WandaMaximoff:
Three years after marriage, some couples are done giving birth to the number of children that they planned to have.

People should discuss after an engagement the duration of time the wedding will take place so they can both agree and plan accordingly.

8years engagement? If you enter bank as Trainee, you for done be Branch Manager by that time.

An undergraduate should have gotten his doctorate within that time in a sane society.

Some men are wicked o. Yes, I am a man but I must say the truth.

Real Prophet that dude, Israel you said that scammed you insulted me o.


Imagine. I simply told him he was wanted on a scam case. Na ßo the werey open can of insults pour for my body.

Na manage I take reach here o. Even na Lhimeet open door for me.

Softapplez:
lol bro i have edited it and add more.

One of the reasons why i don't talk about spiritual things anymore in nairaland is because i got attacked a lot. People do not believe me and they started calling me prophet of doom. Lol

You see the newly vice president ( the woman) that has Just been nominated to contest against Donald Trump in the election In USA.

If Donald Trump losses the election ( GOD forbids he losses)

If eventually he losses, the woman will become the president of America and Joe Biden will be impeached.

This was the plan all along and if that woman becomes the president of America.

Be rest assured that the world is finished.

by the order of the Peaky blinders.

How do you mean by the world is finished?

Because of woman?

Igbosmoker:
My ATM card has expired. Can someone fund me so that I can renew it??.

Please I'm so broke

How sure you won't use it to smoke Igbo?

Barca vs Bayern

CS

2:8

dignity33:
Sentiment apart Kaisha was last last time but Tochi and Erica was evicted.

That's humans for you. They care less until they are affected.

Southern Kaduna are being killed. No reactions.

Let the killings reach Ogun and Oyo, you will see them running about, carrying placards.

MsDoris:
'Scam Show' - Viewers Outraged Over Kaisha's Eviction, Says BBNaija Show Should Be Shut Down (Reactions)
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Viewers are currently not happy with the result of tonight's eviction as they have taken to social media to request the show be shut down.

Recall during the latest eviction show on Sunday 16th August, Kaisha who came fourth to the last on the public's voting poll result was evicted out of the lockdown house due to the housemates final nomination.

The viewers are upset that their votes don't count anymore as it couldn't save their favourite who had higher votes than Trickytee, Wathoni and Neo.

Their argument is that, the show is watched by them and so they should be the only ones with the right to decide who stays or leaves and shouldn't be dependent on housemates favouritism.

Initially ten housemates were put up for eviction but unfortunately for Kaisha, Trickytee, Wathoni and Neo, they became the bottom four with Kaisha being the highest.

Sadly, being the highest didn't save Kaisha and hence the public's outrage.

Their argument is that, the show is watched by them and so they should be the only ones with the right to decide who stays or leaves and shouldn't he dependent on housemates favouritism.

Out of anger, viewers stormed Big Brother Naija verified social media pages to make their displeasure known, calling the show scam and requesting the old voting still be returned or the show ends.

https://www.mimidoris.com/2020/08/scam-show-viewers-outraged-over-kaishas.html

The final decision lies with BIG brother. Nobody forced you people to vote. Just vote and move on. Who una vote epp?


It won't be shut down anything.

Stealing from the dead has grave consequences.

Made4naijaceo:
Nigeria Man On The Floor To Propose To His Girlfriend By The Roadside But She Turns Him Down

Man On The Floor To Propose To His Girlfriend By The Roadside But She Turns Him Down

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iXLDfBRc04

She doesn't want a marlian.

chuddyforlife:
I will love to have your number

If that #30k never enter your account, you no go rest?


People are advising here, na number be your problem.

Sparofire:
It's not only crime caught is being use

Caught here means captured on camera.

olu77:
I really don't think shotgun can stand this robbers Ak47 either but better than machetes.

Well it has it's demerits because once robbers know you have it and you resisted them.

They will hatch better plan and make sure they shot you dead unlike someone that doesn't have it.

RainjamesAkwu:
With the string of armed robbery attacks ravaging Lagos and Ogun state in the last few days as well as the slow response of the police, citizens have been moved to take matters into their own hands. Young men have taken to the streets with machetes, axes, sticks and other improvised weapons in a bid to protect themselves. While this can be seen as brave, of what use will knives be against guns carried by these armed robbers.

This raises the discussion on private ownership of firearms. Unlike foreign countries, the idea of owning guns has never really been a topic of discussion and not a lot of people go on to get the license, However, necessity is the mother of invention, and it seems like now is the time for that conversation.

But before one can own a gun anywhere in the world, a license is required. While information about gun license vary from sources, below are consensus steps to acquiring a gun license in Nigeria. And where one can buy firearms.

Eligibility

Applicants must be Eighteen years (18) years or older (we will come back to this)
Clean criminal record
Doctor’s certificate that certifies physical and mental fitness
Required documents

4 Passport size photographs
Attested copy of address proof: Ration Card, Voter Identity Card, Passport, Electricity/ Water/Telephone Bill, Driving Licence, Property (House) Tax, Tax Return, National identification Card
Attested copy of date of birth: Police clearance Certificate, Birth certificate, Affidavit sworn before a Magistrate/Notary stating date and place of birth by illiterate or semi-illiterate applicants.
Procedure

Make an application to the Commissioner of Police in your State of residence.
The police will issue you with an application form that will require your bio-data.
Some of the pertinent information required are:
Your full names
Address
Reasons for applying for the license
Date of Birth. Note here that guns are not issued to persons below thirty-five (35) years of age. (This is funny because the eligibility section says applicants must be 18 years and older. But you get the gist).
Further required to accompany the application form is a medical report that confirms that the applicant’s sanity is normal.
Another medical report is also required on the applicants chest. This is to protect the applicant from the sharp retraction that occurs when a gun is fired.
Four (4) clear passport photographs of the applicant are also required.
On obtaining your gun from the nearest gun dealer, prices vary depending on area of purchase; the police should normally register the serial number of the weapon.
Upon a satisfactory appraisal of the application the license is issued in a booklet form, bearing one of the passport photographs of the applicant and carrying the stamp of the state police headquarters.
Gun types available for acquisition


Private gun license is also limited to shotguns, as revolvers and pistols are only issued to the police and armed forces personnel.

Where to buy?

There are many underground ways to buy guns in Nigeria. From smuggling it in (same way drugs are smuggled) to buying at black markets (don’t ask us where o) to buying from (ex)militants, and so on. There are local craftsmen who can mold one for you – those who make rifles for hunters, etc. You can even buy under the table from people in active (para)military service. But (for now), the legal place to buy a gun in Nigeria is at Operations Department of the Nigerian Police Force.

Price

An alleged cultist and armed robber recently confessed to buying a gun for N30,000. But that is black market rate. Approved shotguns usually cost between N100,000 and N250,000 in Nigeria.

Notes

Gun licenses are subject to renewal every year for a token fee of five hundred naira (N500.00) only.

Processing takes between 6 months to one year.

The license is valid for 60 days, then after renewal it can be valid for 1- 2 years before another renewal is required.


Source . https://lists.ng/how-to-get-a-gun-license-in-nigeria/

My uncle has this kind of gun. Probably applied for it. I call it pump action.

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/well-persuade-buhari-to-sack-service-chiefs-senate/%3famp=1

It's unfortunate that the senate don't know their powers after being relegated as rubber stamps. This could be as a result of dining with the presidency and being granted favours.


This is not supposed to be persuasive. As a matter of fact, not sacking the service chiefs could implicate Presidency in this conspiracy, in which case the Senate can proceed with impeachment process but like I said their hands are tired probably because the presidency influenced the leadership of the senate and coming from same party.

Miss Pepeye has bleached away her life.

Karlifate:
Scary!
The first picture looks like a naked old man.

You just mentioned OBJ. Why?

Barca is gone.

The final is between Juventus and Bayern.

Bayern are winners of this years UEFA champions league.

MikeBetty:
Regina Could Have Advised Him. Or At Least Lend Him Some Sense Na.

Does she have a say? Money has bought everything including her silence.

This babboon will not be content with his prize wife until he gets himself into trouble.

In sane climes, he should be behind bars for false evidence.

ArcFresky:
You stupidity reaches heaven, even angels weep for you.
The fact that I mentioned church doesn't mean Muslims are out of it. Infact if you had sense, you will look inwards instead of practicing self-righteousness and pointing fingers to other tribes or religion.

I should have known I was talking with an slowpoke.

Tueh.

ArcFresky:
We pretend too much in this country, the people seconding this have numerous gfs, cheat, steal and fornicate.... Then visit church on Sunday to shout and deceive themselves.
When will u have sense?

Untill we are real, Nigeria is going no where.

Why are you dragging church in a moslem petition?

Are you maaad?

Yes, church is against immorality but then since we are talking of Arewa: Moslems, it would be insane to lump church in it.

Damscodammy1:
na who go pay?

Na your papa.

Melaye:
you don dey quit since last week

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Last week?

Since I knew him, he has been quitting. Very unserious person.

TheRealProphet:
Smartgeek @08116772150, he is trustworthy and he is fast.

It's possible you don't even know who you are vouching for, if not you'll have known it was actually him.

Stephenmoka4:
I do not think dating is wrong, people change the meaning of different things to what fits them or take societal option. I see dating as getting information about the other person in a gradual process. I have never dated but, I feel it concerns the mindset or objectives of the party involved, which leads to other things considered dirty or inappropriate.

Dating is often confused with sex. You can actually date without being intimate but how many guys will agree to it.


That doesn't make it impossible. Set boundaries.

bigpicture001:
Is it dating he wants or just nacking..?

What kind of childish question is this?

Oga wants to nack. How many of these randy men are responsible? If he was, he won't threaten her job.

It's possible he's a married man and so lose lose for the girl.

Money can't buy honour and dignity which are clearly lacking among the youths today.

OluwaLina1:
He said he don't want his mum to feel lonely and his mum won't be free if she comes to stay in his appartment

It clearly shows his mum is a control freak. Why won't she be free?

Of course she's in another woman's territory.

She should be the visitor or does she want the wife to be and act as a maid?

She has enjoyed her marriage. Let another woman enjoy hers too.

He could get his mum a maid while she also visits sometimes.

OluwaLina1:
Is My Sister Doing The Right Thing? Please Your Advice Is Needed

Advice needed
Don't mind my typo errors.

My sister cancel her wedding plans all because her husband to~be insists they are going to be living with his mum after the wedding before they will build their own house.

Now,my sister said she won't go on with the wedding plans if he didn't rent an appartment, even if it's face-me-i-slap-you room,she will be okay with it,she won't even mind if the mother come to spend days with them.

Is my sister doing the right thing?

Yes, shes doing the right thing.
Let him find the woman that agree to his terms.

Case closed.

All these useless Alayes that full Lagos.

Very hopeless and lazy set of people.

Let him come and carry his meat.

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM


https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-a-northern-governor-is-the-commander-of-boko-haram-obadiah-mailafiya/

This is not different from what everybody is saying.

BH is acting like an illegal DSS.Could the governor be Hellr'fai?

Let the people protect themselves: form their own vigilante because the government has been proven irresponsible, incapable and impotent.

Celtic but why?

dangermouse:
Rip. May we not be on the when it is thirsty for blood.

You have left the substance to pursue shadows. No wonder there's a repetition of same pattern.

What was done to the drunk driver that allowed this beauty to waste?

You can't say he was sane when it happened.

These drivers made a pact with satan to destroy souls but ours will never be part of it iJn.