poshestmina:


There they again!!!

While the actresses were INVESTING their monies ,especially on their KIDS ,the other gender were doing threesomes at Radisson.

That other one that was seen selling Okrika in Enugu was a big baller in Rumuigbo,Phc back then .


Sharrap. So it's the men who don't know how to invest in their kids?

What do you even know about the naija movie industry? You don't know majority of the women are runs babes? You don't know many big men carry this ladies and fulfill their dreams? How much are they paid? Always talk about what you are sure of. I am in the movie business. So this your yarns dey vex me bad bad cos na yarns spoken in serious ignorance.
INVEST in the right places and people!

Cynthia ,Bella and Anita go leave you run when e set!

Olu Jacob has been down for years now ,you see any trust fund raising?

Make una stop this rubbish talk. It's outdated and irritating.

PattyMike:
This is another thing u will observe about former and some current cultists, I mean rugged ones wey play the game then not this yahoo boys doing stuff with money. U will never see anyone with a meaningful life at the end. I don’t mean OP life is not meaningful but where he should’ve been karma hindered it. Once u have blood on ur hands cultist or not, it is almost impossible to have meaningful life. Even Alora wey den say na jolly, check their xyz kman life as e Dey be I mean the ones wey no die. No purpose, no achievement, no freedom to go anywhere. All cult is the same, nothing like we don’t kill, we are fine boys. As much as I love NBM they are killers parading themselves. They almost scope me with Kaluba aye dey and vampire aye dey, na u go decide ur game. You fit be Kaluba aye make u Dey low key. If to say I join NBM, Eiye for use gun scatter my yansh for Uniben.

Well,my encounter with a stranger happened with me being the helper instead.
So i met this girl like 2 months ago at one hotel in port harcourt(Hartford hotels for those that know)
Was having car issues(overheat) and i was trying to fix it in the lot.all of a sudden,this pretty girl that i was eyeing whilst at the reception came outside crying
In my mind i was like this is my oppurtunity.
Well to cut the long story short,i walked up to her,asked what the problem was and baam!
She happened to be a small time hooker whose client had made away with her phone and money without paying her a dime
Well,me being nice decided to take this girl to airtel(phc mall) to retrieve her line,gave her 5k as pocket money,took her to wimpey junction and chartered a cab to take her home.(althrough she wept about her never been able to have a guy cater and show love to her like i did)
In my mind,i thought i was in love.called her i will see her on thursday,but have to travel the weekend to spend time with family.
Behold,when i finally met her,she started yapping about how i was supposed to use the money i wasted on flight ticket to get a phone for her and all that,how her life depended on it and bla,bla,bla...i knew there and then that i had invested my emotions on the wrong girl
Guess a bitch will always be a bitch!
Did i mention she was a student of uniport?
And also cried over the oppurtunity of me banging her while she was tearing up and vulnerable.
Well,i guess i am not wired like that.momma trained us well

turmacs:
It was about 3 years ago when I just graduated newly with my business admin degree after NYSC and I was job hunting. I moved to Lagos after months of job searching in Uyo, Akwa Ibom, to stay with a friend of mine after she told me there was vacancy in the company where she worked. I got scheduled for interview after submitting my CV and two weeks of my stay there. Fast forward to the interview day, we were about 15 people who came for the interview and It was a board interview and we had to sit in front of 7 interviewers. When it got to my turn I went in and during the interview, I noticed that this guy who was supposed to be the assistant MD of the company kept looking at me lustfully throughout the interview. As if he wanted to tear my clothes with his eyes and mind you, I was well dressed. After the interview, I was asked to go that the company would get back to me.. I was at my friends place that same night when I received a call from the assistant MD that I he would like to interview me specially because he saw something unique in me and that if I passed the interview, I would be hired immediately. He requested I met him in his home as the next day was Saturday and he would not be going to the office. At first I was hesitant but I thought of it since I wanted the job badly I agreed. And that was where messed up

To be continued

iLegendd:


Her husband is the cause. These men are all over Nairaland screaming, "Make money, make money, and you'll get any woman."

They think it's all about making money and getting any woman with the money. No, it's all about these three things below

1. How to handle a woman (in and outside the bedroom).
2. How to make legit money.
3. How to manage/invest money.

Ninety percent of Nigerian men focus on number 2 only (the illegal one) and when they've got it, they ignore number 1 and 3 as they use the money to oppress while leaving their wives unsatisfied. They think being rich = victory in marriage.

If the wife complains, they say, "What else do you want? Haven't I provided for the family? Is sex food?" Yes, my dear, it is more than food to a woman who has tasted the best in the past.

With this, his wife begins to reach out to her ex who was great in bed. If the ex refuses, she removes her ring and gets a brand new guy to satisfy her sexual urge.

These stupid men think a lasting marriage is all about making money. Any man who does not handle the three things I listed above is doom and he deserves it.

iLegendd:


Her husband is the cause. These men are all over Nairaland screaming, "Make money, make money, and you'll get any woman."

They think it's all about making money and getting any woman with the money. No, it's all about these three things below

1. How to handle a woman (in and outside the bedroom).
2. How to make legit money.
3. How to manage/invest money.

Ninety percent of Nigerian men focus on number 2 only (the illegal one) and when they've got it, they ignore number 1 and 3 as they use the money to oppress while leaving their wives unsatisfied. They think being rich = victory in marriage.

If the wife complains, they say, "What else do you want? Haven't I provided for the family? Is sex food?" Yes, my dear, it is more than food to a woman who has tasted the best in the past.

With this, his wife begins to reach out to her ex who was great in bed. If the ex refuses, she removes her ring and gets a brand new guy to satisfy her sexual urge.

These stupid men think a lasting marriage is all about making money. Any man who does not handle the three things I listed above is doom and he deserves it.

thesilentman:

my guy i got no scrupples;the husband too is probably banging someone's wife out there but people won't reason to this angle.for me,i will never stop banging her no matter what.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:


What yeye help does he need?

Because he banged ordinary toto?

thesilentman:

sure,you know tellawoman na.No evidence,just assumptions but the husband has not accosted me,infact,he doesnt give a damn.Damn,married woman pussy is bleeping addictive.

thesilentman:
There is this married woman in my neigbourhood that am currently banging.This woman knows no joy since her husband took a second wife for himself and reduced this woman to the status of a mere house-help.He starves her with care,especially sex,wittingly.To make matters worse,he beat her with a piece of wire recently to the extent that there was bruises allover her body.(Some men are scumbags,by the way!)
This woman made me privy to her ordeal every time she hawked her wares to my compound.She said she's sex-starved and don't want to fornicate.
One thing led to the other-as i was examining her bruises in empathy at my varenda,she said her body was moving that i should tell her if i wanted to go over her.long story short,this woman actually cried in bed,thanking me profusely for making her feel like a woman again.since then,several doggy had followed behind the door everytime she came around.I dont know how words started to spread.I advised her to stop but she begs me not to take away her joy.
What can i do?

thesilentman:

i wont leave married women kpekus alone.

Samantha124:
Tell her the truth and if possible, get a divorce and move on with those other ladies that you're already cheating on her with.

Set her free while she's still young and you guys don't have a child... The sooner you do it, the easier it's gonna be for her to move on.

bluefilm:
I don't blame the wife for not fixing the food for the man.

I don't blame the man for going to another girl who will fix the food for him.

Each person just wants want is best for them.

The woman cannot kill herself just because the husband is hungry.

The husband cannot kill himself just because the wife is tired and/or can only prepare special pepper soup.

[b]MORAL LESSON: [/b]Men should have side chicks so that if their wives are tired and/or can only prepare special pepper soup, they should have options rather than starving to death.

Kollins11:
The man was even merciful.

If I were to be the man and she try this rubbish with me, I will not only eat at my side chic place.. I will even bring her to our matrimonial bed and fvck her aggressively in her presence.

Kollins11:
Nice one from the husband.

No time for Simping around in marriage

w1n5t0n:


Toto is toto, but some are sweeter than others. Besides, a Class I always rushes while a class III or IV is more like a geisha.

Difference between streetwalker and escort is like comparing buka with Chicken Republic. The food isn't better, but there is a/c and tv.

Op, know what you want from them and get it. The rest is details.

Mercychen:
Shes scared for her life. If she doesn't do that she might get tracked down with her account.

This is why it's important to bring up a child in the way of the Lord. When he grows up, no matter the peer pressure, he'll never give in or join bad gangs.

Now, Does this woman look like someone who has the time to give a child moral upbringing? This slay mama?
From her looks you can easily tell she left the training of her child/children to maids and house helps in his formative years.

Lets forget this peer pressure thing. It only over powers spoilt empty heads that didn't have a proper informal training.

Gang90:
So guys it valentine's day, I'm really disgusted, okay I stay in my brothers house, I travelled, I came back around 2:30 I wanted to enter my room but my brother told me wait a while, with my adult mind, I realised they having some couple time, I dropped my bag in the living room and head out.

But I came back to find out the room is scattered and the bedsheet there, a responsible woman should at least wash the bed sheet noting that a grown up Male stays there.

I will be 26 this year, I had not really had sex so all these things imagining a strange woman's bodily fluids in my bedsheet is disgusting. I can take it from the side of my brother but not the wife, she disgusts me honestly, she is not my girlfriend, not my sister, not my wife, not my mother why should she expect I wash her after sex sheets for her or why can't she just pick the sheet immediately and wash it, it could have dried by now. And it really feel awful for me if I try to wash it, honestly.

This is about to be the worst valentine's day for me, I'm planning to head out and rent a room in hotel but who knows most hotel rooms will be disgusting today, what do I do please advice.

I'm hating knowing already, cause if I didn't know it could all not be so dirty to me, now my bed looks so dirty to me and I can't attempt to wash it until at least 24 hours and I will wash it soaked in hot water, I hate nonses just cause my brothers accepts you does not mean everyone in the family sees you as one flesh.

StiImaticOG:
All this edo girls ehn. Fear them most of them na ashawo.
I hear say the boyfriend wey nini dey talk na one old alhaji, say na him friend first dey Bleep nini, after the friend dumped her stinky Vijay, he's now ther e to collect his share.
See as friends dey pass her around. What a shameless slut she is.
No wonder he let come to bbn, cuz she isn't really his main babe.
Na side chick she be, waiting to be passed on to the next friend.
Spits

motun2017:
i hope you rot in jail.if at any point you are not comfortable with anyone.just walk away.VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER

AchalugoNwa:


selfish greedy Messi drained Barcelona dry before dumping them like trash.
when I told them that footballers are like ashawo or mercenaries with no permanent loyalty them no go gree
there's no sentiments in business and this is what Barcelona management failed to understand.
they used fans sentiments to keep Messi and be paying him massive wages at the detriment of their purse.
just like when you're making money but making more expenses
Barcelona board failed the club, they projected Messi above the club and it's now affecting them.
there was Barcelona before Messi and there will be Barcelona after Messi.
no player is above the club, something they failed to realize.
reason I like Perez of RM, he understands football business perfectly and knows when to dispose and hire a player.
call him anything but he understands football business perfectly.

I don't blame Messi
he didn't come all the way from Argentina to Barcelona to look bridge.
it's strictly money making after all he pays tax
no hard feelings
Barcelona should lick their wound
they had the opportunity to cash out from Messi and rebuild their team without Messi but they blew it.

peacettw:
When I see such cases, I get deeply concerned. First the boy should see an Endocrinologist or Oncologist to rule out the possibility of a pituitary tumour. And if absent, he should be placed on somatostatins (if his epiphyses have not fused yet) to stop him from growing further.

There is nothing to be joyous about here. This isn't normal and until he is screened throughly, the parents should not relent. Being extremely tall is no piece of cake.

Temmylee01:
How do you tell your newly girlfriend her pu¢$y is smelling without offending her so that she can treat herself?




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Slimkahlifa


Make it rain.

PENNYSWAP:
Greetings guys ..

I’m in an emotional trauma right now. This girl I have been dating , I want to marry and I have gone to her place and did a few of things my hand could afford traditionally .. I’m hoping to do the rest by Xmas .

She is a new graduate and she told me to open a side business for her to make small small change instead of being idle.

I told her to give me small time to save up money .

There is this guy she always talks about that is a yahoo boy and has plenty money , long story short , she came to my house last weekend , we were discussing, I wanted to use her phone and play 9ja ludo but she insisted on not giving me the phone .. she held the phone , turned her back after pressing it for long she gave it to me .

I angrily seized the phone , told her I bought the phone and sim that I’m seizing it.

We later settle and she slept early hours of the nxt day , I woke up brought her phone and it was on plane mood , I removed it from plane mood and a text msg came in from some guy .

I went to her WhatsApp to check the guy out and behold , she blocked the number on WhatsApp.

I unblocked the number and sent him message first , we started chatting , the guy was saying how he loves her and all that shit and the money he sent her to open up a side business.

I woke her up , confronted her and she said she did it for me since I was wasting time to raise money for her , she had to take it from her class mate , the said yahoo guy .

That she’s sorry not to tell me about it since .

She said I should allow her answer the guys calls so that she can get more money from the guy. I agreed and gave her the go ahead but she promised that she won’t allow any man see her unclothedness aside me her husband to be.

My mind has been heating up , why she lied to me and hid something of this nature to me .

The other mind is telling me to impregnate her then dump her when she’s 6 months pregnant that if I leave her now , the guy might take over and I will be the mugu here .

Guys what do I do , I need to wicked this girl I swear , my mind is boiling

Some one I have done 45% of her dowry is doing this to me . Kai I be mugu Oooooo

I need advise from real niggaz

Kokaine:
Hi nairalanders. i came under this moniker because i want to be discreet.

I met this girl some months ago, we became close, and one thing led to the other, we started dating.

Of all the girls I ever dated, this one came closest to my heart. I'm ordinarily stingy to girls when I date them, especially the ones i feel don't really love me for any other reason than what they hope to benefit. In fact, my last relationship ended because of how tightfisted i was with her. But in the case of this girl in question, I was so free, i gave her easily, it got to the extent that my cousins and closed friends started suggesting that she put a hex on me. i really loved her. my whole life changed when she came in, i became very happy, always wanted to be with her, for every contract i took, i shared a small part with her and she was happy, whenever there was a misunderstanding, she apologised, she was never the type to climb a high horse. I wont lie i saw her demands for material things increase uncontrollably, i became responsible for everything she wanted and needed, her cream, her clothes, phone, laptop, subscription, even ordinary airtime! haba! airtime oh!!! but i wasn't all that disturbed because i felt i could endure the burden just because of how happy and lively she always made me feel, practically the same addiction my neighbour has for weed even if its with his last dime

The trouble started when i went to her place one day and she was not around, my phone was almost dead, i decided to charge it in the abokis place near her house. Then i saw what looked exactly like her phone charging. I mean; her phone cover is very spectacular to me, looks like rabbit ears with lights that come on whenever you touch it. i asked about it, he told me it was hers. God so did it that he allowed me to check the phone, i had known her pattern a long time ago but she didn't know.

Brothers and sisters! When I opened this phone, and saw her chat with someone whose name she saved with "miracle" she was obviously cheating! I copied the number and dialled it on my phone with truecaller, i saw the complete name, i opened facebook and checked that name, it was a guy, he was on her facebook too. she had been seeing this guy. the dates on their whatsapp chat confirmed that certain times she left my house and said she was going to her brothers house, that was where she actually went.

For the first time in my life i was broken, i had to break up with this girl. but i wanted to think about it thoroughly because i feared loneliness and the loss of happiness that breaking up with her will bring me. i did anyway.

She begged and begged promising to break up with the guy, i just don't know why i refused, i told her we could be friends, but now as i type this, she seems to Have moved on, she has never called me again nor sent any message, neither have i, but everyday that passes by, i gradually see myself going back to my old state of mind, you know one that makes you lonely even in the midst of people. i really miss her now, I'm thinking i should have forgiven her, but then i know i have to be a man, i see her posts on instagram, she is still so beautiful in my eyes, i cannot hate her however i have tried, this is very unlike me, i want anyone who has ever experienced this to tell me how he did it. Thanks so much. one love!

Kj66:
Months ago I cheated on my gf, it was really tough on her. But we overcame it. Fast forward she's cheating on me right now and it seems my world is falling apart. I had asked her to choose between me and the guy. She always assures me she loves me and can never leave me but she has been with the other guy(who has money than me) for some days now. I'm confused. Please what should I do?

man... I like this gal a lot that's why the relationship could last this long. To fumble in front of her friends could be Game Over for me. Her friends opinion about me could sway her attention away from me. It has happened to me. Twice.