₦airaland Forum

ernieboy:
make I hear person compare messi to cr7 again, I go...

Stupid Nigerian.

starbuck:
How can this old man be 19 years old

Try carrying that stuff on your face for years and see how old you will become.

samysamy:
God is indeed great. Once every year during world Ifa festival in Ife(festival of voice of God), God always proof his mysterious existence. People come from all over the world to pray to Kola nut( the 1st existence of Orummila before becoming human) and drop it by the palm tree. The ground opens up by the 1st ever palm tree in the world and consumes the entire kolanut back to meet Almighty God. Prayers have never failed to be answered here. Behold the God of old is real in Ife and Yorubaland. Seeing is believing.


Source: http://usascholarshipfree..com/2018/06/ooni-of-ife-performs-ifa-festival-where.html

Where the photo wey the ground swallow the kolanut? Don't quote God the "I AM" in the same breath as if a.

QueenSuccubus:
I do have twitter but I only have it coz of Rihanna & Manchester United

Other than that, i dont follow anyone..but I will check ur handle once im free ... Thank u

Please pm your Twitter handle

somehow:
But the thread is not about what you do with the small dick, the thread is about using the "drugs", products to gain "big dick".

Read my submission well, I replied to someone saying because the Chinese have small dicks they can't do drugs or supplements to enlarge dicks. Is it not wants that makes technology possible?

Throwback:
To hell with Yahoo boys.

Actually, to jail with them all.

Kudos to EFCC in helping the society rid itself of criminals who have no morality and have corrupted the lazy youth of this nation.

Modified: All the criminal elements of the society have become upset by my post. There is no reason whatsoever why Yahoo boys should justify their ignoble trade.

EFCC must continue its good work to save this society from financial crime and its unrepentant criminal elements.

If I was in the EFCC, I will personally ask to be assigned to the internet fraud unit. I swear, I will rid the streets of fake millionaires who daily plot to steal the sweat of others.

Yahoo boys must perish! Corrupt politicians must also perish. This country must be rid of the nuisance within.

Yahoo boys and their praise singers are worse than the petty thieves that are daily lynched, proving also that the more you steal, the more glorified, while those who steal less are made the scape goat of all that is wrong with society.

The raids on luxurious criminal hideouts must continue steadfastly and fusriously.

What's the difference between yahoo boys, Efcc, senators, ministers, governors, police, customs and whatever political position and paramilitary and military Arms? No difference. They are all one and the same. That's the stark truth! Even you that typed this Wil not reject cash from any of the aforementioned, yahoo boy friends included. The nations leaders are the root cause of the yahoo explosion. Its as simple as that.

Lalas247:
But he is a business tycoon ...
Why stoop so low for money he doesn’t really need ..

350, 000 dollars is money he doesn't need? Wonderful rubbish talk. You call 350k dollars money he doesn't need? Did you see the way that babe bleeped him? The babe is a real pro! If she could do that at 19years of age imagine her with 30 PhDs in Bleep antics right now.

QueenSuccubus:



This is such a great idea...but what if you got some kids running around the house?


Walking n@ked around is very hot & sexy ONLY when it's juz two of you..I just hope my baby daddy will take this advice seriously

Abeg send me message, I need your advice on somerhing

IamD18:
Only a foolish man will tolerate a cheating wife by doing all those things.

A public pussay deserves a public embarrassment, not a private pampering, because cheating wives are the deadliest set of people that a man can ever try of tolerating.

Once you notice any shiit, send her public ass to her father's house to go cheat with her father.

What happens to cheating men/husbands?

somehow:
Yet Chinese and most Asians have the smallest winky in the world. you want to buy drugs for big winky and you're going to China?

Chinese are also one of the best when it comes to fucking and making love. They don't rely on size to please their women. They rely on technique. There are those in china who want it bigger and research has been done on how to make it bigger. A country has 80% of small dicks and serious modern technology and they say mk oil does wonders and you say because they have small dicks in China so therefore they can't have a solution? You are very funny, is it not because of problems and inadequacies technology is developed? Many of the appliances and gadgets in your on very house are made in where? Ignorant talk.

LifestyleTonite:
Nollywood actress, Biodun Okeowo has been called out by a fan after she gave an inconsistent story of her grass to grace growth. Few days ago, the actress narrated via Instagram how she got pregnant mistakenly eighteen years ago which made her face many struggles in life before she eventually made it.

Biodun Okeowo wrote:





However, a fan of the curvy actress with retentive memory called her attention to an interview in which she claimed she got married as a virgin, which is quite different from her narrative of getting pregnant eighteen years ago. Read the interview below.



https://www.wotzup.ng/biodun-okeowo-grass-grace-story/

What new stories has she told now that all these nairaland here are calling her a liar? Can't someone lie in peace again.. That so called fan must be a PDP member cos Biodun Okeowo is an APC member.... The fan was planted there to discredit her by the opposition. I was there when she suffered and gradually made it in life!
Lai mohammed


Na so Lai mohammed take reply this one... Make that actress dey lie small small Na haba

ogochukwu247:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/DZxj5luU8AAkpXM.jpg
Media personality ,Moet Abebe released really hot photos which she tagged ‘The rebirth of Moet Abebe’.

The photos see her in a pool wearing a white shirt which did little to conceal her bossom.

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/04/02/photos-moet-abebe-goes-braless-flashes-tits-in-wet-shirt/

cc lalasticlala

I am not impressed.... I am a nipples man... This here are weak nipples... Mtsheeeeww

[quote author=QueenSuccubus post=66086593]I do have twitter but I only have it coz of Rihanna & Manchester United

Other than that, i dont follow anyone..but I will check ur handle once im free ... Thank u nko


Have you finally checked out my twitter handle? Let's whatsapp on 07038530117

dainformant:
Two women decided to settle their differences by engaging in a public fight at their compound. According to reports, the women who are known for quarreling with each other - started fighting in public after one of them initiated the first slap following a disagreement.

One of the little children tried to separate his mother who was fully concentrated on showing the other woman what she could do - as other neighbors looked.

The trending pictures which were shared online - have been trailed by reactions from internet users.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/two-women-fight-each-other-in-public-after-a-heated-disagreement-photos.html

This world go soon end.... In those days people don gather them to separate! These days people gather to watch and video as well as take snap shots... Na wa... Morality gone from Africa... Immorality taking over with a big smile...

Aibuckher:
Oba atokpa eeh!
Isseeeee!

Oba gha tokpere! Iseeeeee

Angelanest:
A young man is trending online after showing off and celebrating his lovely wife on Facebook. The evangelist and pastor at Throne of Grace Assembly Int'l, David Ekwueme - took to social media to celebrate his wife who is also an evangelist as she turned a year older on Tuesday, March 27th.

He also revealed how his wife agreed to be with them when he had nothing and even treated him like a king despite his ''condition''.

The Lagos based pastor also surprised his wife by taking her to their newly completed home. Congratulations to them.

He wrote the below words via Facebook to honour his queen. Read below;

"THE WOMAN THAT SAID YES, TO ME WHEN I HAVE NO HOUSE OF MY OWN, AND CANNOT FEED MYSELF STILL LEAVING WITH SOMEONE. I HAD NO MONEY IN MY POCKET AND BANK ACCOUNT, BUT SHE LOVED ME AND TREATED ME AS A KING.

TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAY MY SURPRISE TO HER WAS TO TAKE HER TO OUR NEW HOME AND SHE WAS ASTONISHED.

FRIENDS WISH HER WELL FOR ME"..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/young-nigerian-pastor-celebrates-his-wife-who-agreed-to-marry-his-despite-his-condition-photos.html

This guy Na washing face pastor.... Once I see them I know them... Young looking pastors everywhere performing seer works and funny miracles....

G1STMORE:
GistMore.com

Women are now making gains by selling their virginity through Cinderella Escort and a Nigerian lady has joined the trend.

Stacey, a 24-year-old Nigerian lady is selling her virginity, starting from 50,000 Euros. Stacey is a Bachelor's degree holder and says she's selling her virginity so as to further her education.

Explaining her reason for selling her virginity, Stacey said: "Selling my virginity has been something that I have always wanted to do. I want to sell my virginity through Cinderella Escorts because I want to pursue a master’s degree and a PhD.

"I already have a B.A. but I want to take my education even further since I believe that being educated will allow me

to have my dream career and life."Lol. See the Nigerian lady who is also selling her virginity for a whooping sum

Interested men are expected to bid on her. Whoever is the highest bidder will meet with Stacey in Germany for legal reasons. The buyer can choose a hotel of his choice, where Stacey will spend one night with him.

In order to make sure that Stacey is a true virgin the buyer can either bring a doctor to a meeting or visit a doctor in Germany a day beforehand.

BY GISTMORE http://www.gistmore.com/24-year-old-nigerian-lady-selling-virginity-starting-50000-euros-photos

Small money for the average naija/Ghana ritualistic wey dey find virgin to feed to the gods of ritual money. Her market will sell well well... Make una nor reason say Na only Africans dey require virgin for sacrifice ooooo

HouseOfWine:
Thats cool i guess...

I just stopped talking to this babe cos she always busy and i guess when she's less busy she cant contact back right? Patience is a virtue i aint trying to buy!

The girl is flat as a cardboard also.. Anyways the guy tried..

#HML

That babe is as beautiful as they come. Give her some years in marriage and see her fill out and become more curvy.

QueenSuccubus:



How wud i know Prof?

#TeamNeverBeenKissedNeverBeenTouched
#TeamTightNunu

I pray say the pussy tight... Figure me out @pussyexpander or @Dreasonable.... Twitter do me there... Let's connect..

Nairalanddist:
He's not dead. No dead man will have eyes open. I'm seeing a drunkard who is so intoxicated to differentiate between the ground and his bed

Ignorance is really a disease... No dead man will have eyes open? You really dull

K(

CastedDude:
Troops of 3 Division Garrison Jos Plateau State arrested 7 suspects and recovered weapons in the clash between Miango community and herdsmen at Rafiki Village few days ago. The troops responded to distress calls to the clash reported by locals.

As troops moved in to settle the dispute, the herdsmen opened fire on troops convoy. 2 soldiers paid the supreme price. 7 suspects were arrested in connection with the clashes.

While conducting search, troops discovered 23 dead bodies at Mararaba Dare shortly before Rafiki Village and many civilians were wounded. 2 other soldiers wounded are receiving medical attention at 3 Division Military Hospital and Medical Services. They are stable.

Weapons recovered include one Ak 47 assault rifle with 26 rounds of 7.62mm special and One locally made single barrel loaded with 15 rounds.

The troops later intensified patrol within the general area to forestall further break down of law and other.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/fulani-herdsmen-kill-soldier-after-attack-in-rafiki-village.html

As for the fools castigated the soldiers... It's normal to die during clashes involving bad guys with weapons.... Do you know how many American soldiers died in Iraq and Afghanistan? So many dying daily... So stop the rubbish talk... Our soldiers are the best in Africa.. Besides guerilla warfare is different from straightforward warfare... Go and ask the American soldiers who managed to survive the Vietnamese war... American soldiers died like chickens in Vietnam...

tifany89:
Seriously I feel sorry for any guy that messes with your hearts

Vittorio the vampire was written by Ann Rice... A vampire author and very popular at that... She wrote the Queen of the damned... Later turned into a movie where the ate Aliyah played the Queen....

Liliyann:
Op your list is inaccurate!
Relationship is meant to benefit both parties so I see no reason the guy can't change his appearance to suit his woman's taste or even take full responsibility for her education!

Everyday women's thread yet we see a lot of guys willingly being used as Maga's or sugarboys!!
Relationship ain't for boys
A real man knows what to do in relationship!!!

Aunty... You again? Go and see the sweet healthy woman that the chemist Uche finally married... Sweet... The chemist trained you from ss1 till you graduated the University only for you to say he is below you... That was years ago... You are not still married and the chemist has finished his fourth house.. Be there...

[quote author=EVILFOREST post=65871579]
Fear God.
...then FEAR WOMEN.
......then FEAR DEVIL....[/quote

So, you mean it's more important to fear devil and woman than to fear the almighty God?...

tkaymuo:
definitely sure u failed English exams... period , because u didnt justify the production of new Venza this year...(Olodo)

You obviously didn't read my chat very well, go back and read it. Tear rubber cars are not only cars produced that same year oga.

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Liliyann:
What is wrong in giving your girlfriend money to look good and take care of herself?
Your girlfriend can also become your wife so there is nothing bad in pampering and spoiling her with gifts and Money,it makes her feel loved and appreciated.
If you like don't appreciate and shower your girlfriend with money,another man will definitely come and do the job well.

In the days of old when farming, hunting and other old school pre-development methods held sway, the onus was on the man to take care of his "wife or wives "singlehandedly. The wife or wives could have small farms or goods to sell at the market to augment as the case may be. This is the modern age... Developed computer age where everyone gets education or everyone that can and wants to get education can get it.... Now husbands in many growing cases are no longer the sole breadwinners as their wives" now can get jobs, some more lucrative than that of their husbands.... I see no reason why a lady who is not married to a man should expect the man to suddenly assume the role of a husband when she is not his wife.... Granted the man can on occasion decide to give gifts either in cash or literally a gift. It's wrong and lazy for a single lady to see a boyfriend as a breadwinner... That role is reserved for husband. The modern woman sees the man as a cash cow.... Little wonder the divorce rate is so high... Women now compare their husbands to other men and then when the thought consumes them they begin to bow to peer pressure as well as pressure their own "ojukokoro" mind puts on them to go out there and spread their legs to different men all in a bid to compete with other women much more privileged than themselves....

Nutase:
.......And they died trying to get rich. Warra piry

Na 50cent cause am.... "GET RICH OR DIE TRYING"

naturalwaves:
The OP lied about the story. How come a school girl will be all by herself in a Napep with strangers? The parents need to be flogged considering the risks of kidnapping and all. Moreover, the kind of quality education the OP is referring to wasn't displayed in the story. Parents who can afford a good school for a child should be able to afford a school bus at least if they won't be able to take her to school. If true, then the the child must be in one of these mushroom schools but I can beat my chest that the story was made up. Although, some people may want to argue that not all good schools are expensive but the question is..... What is a good school? A good school does not only care about academics but other provisions as well. A good school will never allow school children to turn in on OKADAS and Keke NAPEPS because they understand the risks and guide against it.

You just concluded that the guy lied? Very funny, I see primary school students in Keke or okada all by themselves everytime bro. It's you who is the ITK who actually knows nothing. And some of them actually go to top schools within the area. Better use sledge hammer to beat your chest... Know know!

BloggersNG:
This lady was Spotted selling plantain chips at Mushin Lagos, but all people could notice was her lingerie bursting out from the Leggings, Tho she been bashed, but the hustle continues..
See Reactions below!

News from Ebiwali--
https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/03/lady-hawking-plantain-goes-viral-after.html?m=1

Happens a lot... Most times they don't know and they feel they have worn a long top covering the ass... In this case she was absent minded.

aonag:
my mindset is that of a daft thief. indeed. but if you have 100,000 how does, 200 naira look like to you? my perspective and yours are not on the same level. so GTFO

Obviously you are a pauper and i am sure you will do blood money.. Even dangote and others of his ilk value such sums as mentioned by the poster.

tkaymuo:
Liar!!!.. There is no brand new Venza in production again

Dullard... Production was stopped last year oga... The US version stopped production in 2015.... When you talk... Talk with sense.

sirlop:
U can lie. U and ur friends all experienced this. The venza story crowned all the lies

That's the problem.... Experience is good.. Personal experience.. I am sure you have friends that use other phones... As for the venza it's exactly as I wrote it... If you live in a small community and you don't travel out of it then your experience will be limited and hence you see others experiences as lies... Go get a life oga