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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Navy Returns To Compass & Pencil For Navigation To Avoid Collision At Sea by demefa(m): 12:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
iamchybs:
Nigeria navy dey used to compass and pencils... grin I'm sure the automated systems in their ships no kuku dey function before... lol
That's if they even own a ship that is working

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: CSKA Moscow Vs Manchester United : UCL (1 - 4) On 27th September 2017 by demefa(m): 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2017
Manchester Urinated will lose badly. ALL GAY UNITED CURRENT, PAST AND FUTURE PLAYERS + ALL GAY UNITED CURRENT, RETIRED, FUTURE AND DEAD FANS + ALL GAY UNITED COACHES= KING MORATA
Celebrities / Re: Davido: "D'banj Gave Me A Rolex In 2014, But I Never Signed Anything" by demefa(m): 11:08am On Sep 02, 2017
jolaade77:
hi,i want to report this guy selling data on this platfom,i got his advert on this post nd i patronize him,i send him card worth 2500 mtn cards,this is the guy num,09064425772,any time i saw his post on this platform i got upset.i kn he must have scam so many ppl
RIP English
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid vs Barcelona, Spanish Super Cup (2 - 0) On 16th August 2017 by demefa(m): 3:34pm On Aug 16, 2017
MrHistorian:
NEYMAR's importance in the Barcelona's team is immense and irreplaceable.
New age fan spotted. Before the coming of Neymar nko?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Grace Mugabe Surrenders To Police After Assaulting Gabrielle Engels by demefa(m): 7:14pm On Aug 15, 2017
RIPEnglish:
Surrender my foot, she will not be putted in jailed at the end of everything she has did.
RIP English

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Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by demefa(m): 8:00am On Aug 15, 2017
asunmoGGMU:


I am dead sure you cant say a quarter of those bullshit to my face in real life. Internet is a leveller. You can keep insulting your parent that failed in their responsibility to raise a sound mind who is civil in a public debate/discourse. Like I said, go and commit suicide if you are tired of life.

These are my last words. Keep barking at your 'mum' & 'dad' as usual, kid.

Poor pig born by a first class pig. I will say it in your face nd also slap your olosho Mum, who couldn't train you well . Illiterate pig tell your poor pig father to commit suicide. Bastard pig get a life
Romance / Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by demefa(m): 12:24am On Aug 15, 2017
I here by declare as the General of Nairaland that any gal who refuse a guy sex should be sent to prison. Haba that hole too sweet abeg, especially the ones with big ass

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by demefa(m): 11:55pm On Aug 14, 2017
I enjoyed marathon sex on Saturday with a very heavy ass gal. Her ass nearly swallowed me, but as a don I stood my ground. I won, no gal can win me in bed

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by demefa(m): 11:52pm On Aug 14, 2017
Silentscreamer:
R u among the broke guys? Then ur priority shuld be about working hard to make money and not sex. Misplaced priority.
Sharrap u look dirty and ugly, no big ass. Even free I won't fvck u
Education / Re: Two UNILAG Students Die In Hotel Fire (Photos) by demefa(m): 11:24pm On Aug 14, 2017
thesuave10:
I've fûcked one of 'em so sad. Miss you girls RIP cry cry
Your a hero bro
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 11:16pm On Aug 14, 2017
ebby9z:

Just take your L and move on. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that construction, I'm fact it reveals good schooling and sound education. And please don't attempt to defend yourself.
Take your confused illiterate self to your lame parents,who didn't give u good quality education. When you don't know what a noun is?? How can you identify an error in a sentence!!!
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 9:47pm On Aug 14, 2017
Juliearth:



Afongha,let this slide! This dumskull is beyond redemption.
Ur poor father has a dumskull which is beyond redemption. Grammatical Bomb Mistress you have seen an illiterate like you.Get a life Olosho
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 9:41pm On Aug 14, 2017
Juliearth:


I would recommend comprehensive English (latest edition) for you...keep your head down and study,okay?
Sharrap that sentence is wrong, only that u don't know the difference between a good or bad sentence. I would recommend you get good quality education. Illiterate
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 9:38pm On Aug 14, 2017
Juliearth:

Your wife's family becomes your family after marriage,so you should take care of them as you would your own family.
afongha:


olodo itk like you. There's nothing wrong with the sentence.
Ok since you went to one dilapidated school and lack good quality education.You don't know the difference between a bad or good sentence.Or was your English teacher sacked?? Or ur poverty stinky parents couldn't pay your school fees?? Oya receive sense empty head. If you don't know what's wrong with that sentence. Then we need to ask you what a noun is!! Illiterate
Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by demefa(m): 9:21pm On Aug 14, 2017
asunmoGGMU:



Lol... You are sounding pained. If you are so frustrated with life, go and commit suicide. Don't quote me again kiddo.
Ur father is a frustrated poorman, ask him to commit suicide. Ur olosho mum is a kiddo
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 8:54pm On Aug 14, 2017
RIP English
Juliearth:

Your wife's family becomes your family after marriage,so you should take care of them as you would your own family.
Grammatical bomb
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 8:50pm On Aug 14, 2017
Sunymoore:

That's it.. In fact, That equality of the family is what vex me pass. Ehn.. My family that made me a man is never equal to another family, in fact, they'll not give me their daughter if I was let to roam about without guidance, counselling, sacrifice and all. I'll help if I'm able to, but it's never a responsibility. If the table were to be turned around, she'll say another thing..
No mind that Olosho

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Grace Mugabe Assaults Gabriella Engels, Model In Hotel With Her Two Sons by demefa(m): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2017
That's wot happens when you wnt to eat above ur class. Oloshos everywhere

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Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 8:33pm On Aug 14, 2017
Sunymoore:

Your head dey there my brother.. See sense of entitlement.. She no dey even shame.. Choii!
I wonder bro.... Hw can my wife's family b my responsibility and also treat them equally like my family!!! My family, my children and wife are my only responsibilities. I cn help my wife's family but it's not mandatory
Family / Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by demefa(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2017
Juliearth:

Your wife's family becomes your family after marriage,so you should take care of them as you would your own family.
Una go do Olosho till wen Una marry Una go carry Una family join for d extortion

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Super Cup (1 - 3) On 13th August 2017 by demefa(m): 9:27am On Aug 14, 2017
oyakhilomeh:

Respect and Common sense fall on you
Respect and common sense fall on ur stupid father
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Super Cup (1 - 3) On 13th August 2017 by demefa(m): 11:46pm On Aug 13, 2017
seunny4lif:

Who dey talk about Pre Pep time
Post-Pep 3
Neymar was Barca and Barca is Neymar
Ode
Mumu
Ur father ode, ur mother olosho. Ur generation no Sabi football jst Sharrap. Barca is a big club and cn do without any player
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Camry & Venza Owners Spent Up To 30minutes Arguing Over A Narrow Road by demefa(m): 11:37pm On Aug 13, 2017
successmatters:
cheesy let me put on my Nigerian thinking cap and reason like most Nigerians cheesy

What right does does a common Camry owner have to argue with a venza owner, fear no dey catch am? Does he know how much the venza costs? The venza owner should be allowed to slap some sense into the Camry owners head, what an insult grin
And too na 2006 Toyota Camry model, dat Camry owner nid a slap. Well I can't see a Toyota Venza there!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Super Cup (1 - 3) On 13th August 2017 by demefa(m): 11:21pm On Aug 13, 2017
seunny4lif:

You no kukuma get brain before grin grin grin
NO Neymar no Barca
First class fool Barca achieved more without Neymar ask Pep. U dnt knw football be quiet!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Super Cup (1 - 3) On 13th August 2017 by demefa(m): 11:19pm On Aug 13, 2017
Theflash98:
shut up..1 goal and 1 assist
Get lost cn u compare dat to wot Lukaku did even as he is cheaper to overrated Neymar

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Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by demefa(m): 11:17pm On Aug 13, 2017
asunmoGGMU:


Like I said earlier, you are a pig and filth is your terrain. I'll leave you to that your piggy display. For all the BS you typed up there, all I have to say is; keep rolling in the mud.
Ur father is a first class pig, ur ape olosho mum has a very smelling pussy, all the elders in your family are pigs
Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by demefa(m): 9:22pm On Aug 13, 2017
asunmoGGMU:


You can go and tell that to Emmanuella. It is in pidgin English she used the word, and I am not aware there is grammar policing in anything pidgin.

For the last part of your reply, say a big hello to your parents for raising a responsible young man, in you, to be profane to other's father. I won't descend so low to exchange insolent words with you. I am not good at it and I am sure that pigs like anything dirty.
ur mama smelling toto illiterate. This is my face is pidgin EnglishClap for yourself bush illiterate. Ur poor parents trained u well bt u knw nothing

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