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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (4 - 0) On 13th August 2017 by demefa(m): 6:16pm On Aug 13, 2017
dfrost:


Lukaku has a better return rate than Morata. That he has never been playing in a top club doesn't make him lower in the perking order when compared to Morata. Go figure.
Somehow ur right. Well let's watch dem both and see

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (4 - 0) On 13th August 2017 by demefa(m): 5:55pm On Aug 13, 2017
Last season Chelsea's first 3 matches had bad results bt at d end of season they were champions. Lukaku himself knows he is not better to Morata

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Sports / Re: Social Media Users Mock Chelsea FC For Losing Their First Game Of The Season by demefa(m): 3:29pm On Aug 13, 2017
[quote author=TRAILBLAIZER post=59434662][/quote] It means ur father is very stupid fellow
Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by demefa(m): 11:10am On Aug 13, 2017
itchie:


And what is wrong about the sentence you highlighted?
When I was 7, This is my face.Its past tense that is should be was

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Phones / Re: See 6 Of The Most Dangerous Selfies Ever Taken by demefa(m): 10:09am On Aug 13, 2017
The Pilot's selfie is not dangerous
Celebrities / Re: "When I Was 7 This Is My Real Face "- Don Jazzy (hilarious Photo) by demefa(m): 10:01am On Aug 13, 2017
Wesporting:
Mavin boss, Michael Collins Ajereh, better known as Don Jazzy took to Instagram to share funny photo with captioned: " When I was 7. #FBF This is my real face. I'm tired of using make up and filter. Make up is too expensive nowadays"


https://www.instagram.com/p/BXtYLp-DxgB/

The reactions grin

Source: http://lifedrama.com.ng/when-i-was-7-this-is-my-real-face-don-jazzy-hilarious-photo/
RIP English
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by demefa(m): 9:39am On Aug 13, 2017
Big thief!!!

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Politics / Re: "PDP Will Reclaim Power In 2019" - Jonathan Speaks At PDP Convention by demefa(m): 1:48am On Aug 13, 2017
Lytech:
MY JONA!!!
Cry no more,we don hear you sir....


Our Mumu don do....
Both APC and PDP are same bunch of thief.....

My support only goes to BIAFRA...
RIP English
Sports / Re: Social Media Users Mock Chelsea FC For Losing Their First Game Of The Season by demefa(m): 1:39am On Aug 13, 2017
victoriousman15:
It's not up to that dude. Football is just entertainment and it shouldn't get to d level of cursing a fellow human being like you. Whether a team win or lose, their bank alert must surely be gbagam every week while most poor jobless fans will be hating eachother coz of those rich players.
Finally, try to show some little respect to women coz if u insult a woman coz of worthless stuffs, it shows you are not a man enough coz a woman gave birth to u. Value them no matter the situation. Peace out.
RIP English

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Sports / Re: Social Media Users Mock Chelsea FC For Losing Their First Game Of The Season by demefa(m): 1:36am On Aug 13, 2017
esthadewunmi:
I don't expect Bunley of all team to deal with Chelsea just a beginning of glorious season cheesy hoping to see man u to win or been defeat. tongue tongue
RIP English
Sports / Re: Social Media Users Mock Chelsea FC For Losing Their First Game Of The Season by demefa(m): 1:35am On Aug 13, 2017
Eastatlantaniqqa:
point of correction it's 2017/2018
And for u question they will be relegated
RIP English

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Romance / Re: 5 Places To Find Rich Husbands In Lagos by demefa(m): 9:19pm On Aug 12, 2017
rose54321:
Lol, Me I'm looking for fresh muscular/chubby/huge guys in Abuja oh, any suggestions OP?
National Hospital Abuja's Morgue or Mortuary
Family / Re: Man Catches His Childless Wife Having Sex With Customer To Get Pregnant by demefa(m): 11:05am On Aug 12, 2017
Udemeh got a gal pregnant b4 he married Joy, d problem is from Joy. Udemeh should walk away cause she's not even ashamed of the act. D man is weak.
Travel / Re: SUV Reverses, Climbs Over Honda On Acme Road, Ikeja Lagos (Photos, Video) by demefa(m): 10:17am On Aug 12, 2017
Reference:


Na wa for you sef. How can you upend a SUV from behind without losing your legs (used honda) and significant damage to the rear of the SUV. It is clear from the pictures that the Honda was rammed and mounted by the SUV in reverse....wonder how the woman came out.
Oga u dnt knw wot am saying.If u hit another man's car from behind weda he or she is wrong, dem go hold u. It's a law on Nigerian roads. Weda dat SUV was reversing, d Honda driver came from behind to collide with d SUV. D SUV driver will b wrong if d Honda was not moving
Crime / Re: Photos Of Diezani Alison-Madueke's London Properties by demefa(m): 7:25am On Aug 12, 2017
scooby12:
And how we supposed to know these properties belongs to her?
RIP English
Crime / Re: Photos Of Diezani Alison-Madueke's London Properties by demefa(m): 7:23am On Aug 12, 2017
Zico5:
Ha! Haba! And some misguided youths who could not afford 100 megabites to browse will come here to support this bastard thief. I pray that the ailment this woman is faking in London shall be the portion of anyone supporting her henceforth.
Amen
Webmasters / Re: Blogging Is A More Lucrative Job Than Banking – Laila Ijeoma, CEO, Lailasblog by demefa(m): 7:19am On Aug 12, 2017
It's all depends on the kinda bank, ur position, how hardworking u r

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Travel / Re: SUV Reverses, Climbs Over Honda On Acme Road, Ikeja Lagos (Photos, Video) by demefa(m): 7:15am On Aug 12, 2017
If both cars were moving, d Honda driver is wrong and will repair his damaged car himself. There is a road law against hitting a vehicle from behind
Education / Re: Two UNILAG Students Die In Hotel Fire (Photos) by demefa(m): 6:54am On Aug 12, 2017
personalshopper:


same to your daughters and sisters
make sure they never step into an hotel room
illiterate!
and the day they enter,I am sure its runs that will take them there since that's your mindset about hotels.
Ur father and all the elders in ur family are illiterates. U think cause u come from a family of oloshos everyone is an olosho!!! Go nd cry to ur olosho Mum cause next time it will b u
Education / Re: Two UNILAG Students Die In Hotel Fire (Photos) by demefa(m): 2:26pm On Aug 11, 2017
Neminc:
All I can glean from the story is that two promiscuous slay queens went for all night olosho runs and after several rounds of marathon knacking by uncircumcised rods they were too exhausted to escape when a fire started in their hotel room. And now I am supposed to say R.I.P right? Even when I know that in hell right now, the devil is boiling them in a big pot of hot water and singing Ajekun Iya. No, I can't deceive myself. I can only advise those slay queens who are still alive "beware of runs, it kills"
Ur ryt joor. Wot one Slay queen did to me wen I was in school enh!!!

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Education / Re: Two UNILAG Students Die In Hotel Fire (Photos) by demefa(m): 2:19pm On Aug 11, 2017
Diz r Oloshos, wen u tell dem to stop Oloshoing dey will refuse to! All diz gals wnting to live above wot der parents cn provide. For all I care all oloshos can die nd go to hell
Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by demefa(m): 7:05am On Aug 11, 2017
cococandy:

Demented idiot.
Can't take what you give huh?
I can promise you that you will raise another man's child. All these gra gra boys are usually the first to fall for that.
First class Idiot, cheap olosho, smelling pussy get a nap your drunk

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Family / Re: Man Dumps His 4 Kids At Agege LGA With Note 'I Can't Feed Them Cos Of Hardship' by demefa(m): 12:33am On Aug 11, 2017
FreeSpirited:
This is rather insensitive of you, looking at those children and blaming deir poor father who is being hit by current economic hardship. Even Nigeria is sick, Nigeria is neglected like these children, Nigeria is malnourished, whose cause , if not our thieving politicians. They are our major problem and its the fact no matter how we would like to deflect the blame.
My friend is it not same economic hardship that u and I are into?? Did our own parents throw us away?? Or if u ve kids!! Did u throw dem away Most of these people have no plans for their children. Y ve children if u cnt cater for dem??

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reacts To Team Nigeria Returning Home Over Lack Of Funds by demefa(m): 12:24am On Aug 11, 2017
EasyWork001:


You are a capital F foool. Pquare offer value and entertainment and are rightly paid for their services by a satisfied public. They are productive. You now want to seize what they have to subsidize mediocrity, theft and corruption. This your mentally is why this country isn't progressing.

Why is the govt broke? Is it not theft? They bankrupt the country to import the best foreign pusssy for their enjoyment. Dey there dey wait for Psquare. Parasite like you. Your eye is wide for another mans money

Thunder fire you.
Ur father is a fool!! Wot have u offered FG dat u wnt dem to look after u!! Na ur papa huz dem dey drill crude oil??

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reacts To Team Nigeria Returning Home Over Lack Of Funds by demefa(m): 12:19am On Aug 11, 2017
Leo3333:
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P-Squared in this case has no legal obligations to Nigeria...Buhari and his out-of-sorts cabinet do.

Same as Buhari
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reacts To Team Nigeria Returning Home Over Lack Of Funds by demefa(m): 12:17am On Aug 11, 2017
Adiwana:


You are very silly for this comment.Na your papa give psquare money wey them get.Are they responsible for your poverty?What have you given to the poor people around?just cause you have free data and a tekno phone to type rubbish should guarantee you type stupid comments
Ur very stupid for urs!! Peter should be quiet about the government. Cause it's not his money too!
Family / Re: Man Dumps His 4 Kids At Agege LGA With Note 'I Can't Feed Them Cos Of Hardship' by demefa(m): 12:05am On Aug 11, 2017
FreeSpirited:
I think you are the one who is myopic, So, lack of social security is normal ba? If a family fails does it mean children who are brought to this world through natural urge should suffer? Why are we even humans? Why do we have governments to govern over human affairs? Why don't we live like animals who leave their offsprings to battle for survival. But then, we still feel we are humans, better than animals?. Come to think of this, 4 children is not even too much to cater for if economy is okay. Why not hold the government accountable first, let them do their part to better humanity.At least, resources to cater for human good and human need are in their care and possession, how have they used it? If all stolen money in Nigeria is recovered and shared ,won't these children be entitled to millions? considering how wealthy we are. Let think Africans. The money that can feed the whole nation is in the hands of a stupid few. if we can ensure equity, a lot of problems will be solved cos I don't think Nigeria has any issue with scarcity of resources.
Must u people always blame government of Nigeria over everything!!! Even in developed nations we ve poor people. If u cnt feed 4 children wen things r hard, u cnt feed dem wen things r easy either. Is it the government that got his wife pregnant?? Most people that are complaining of things been hard now r doz who don't plan well. Some people work and eat all today not caring about tomorrow.

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Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by demefa(m): 3:59pm On Aug 10, 2017
zed7:

Have some shame and retire quietly. Whoring runs in your family, it's no secret, nor let me expose u further o.
Only cheap oloshos on this thread
Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by demefa(m): 3:55pm On Aug 10, 2017
FortuneTeller:


Ok dear. I know I'm dealing with a fool now LOL. Have a good day.
Your father is a fool, your mum a first class idiot, you're a dirty cheap prostitute slowpoke

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