₦airaland Forum

Emmaesty:
If Buhari wins, I'll share rice in my Estate
If Gej wins, I'll share rice in my Estate
This is not a political statement
I just like sharing rice

At least drop the name of the estate na

ayukdaboss:
My belle dey sweet me I no even know how to sleep again...I wonder what brought so much hatred for PDP into my life.

Na wa for you o!
Look around this downtrodden and bastardized nation and you will see reasons why hatred for PDP was a default state for all Nigerians.

SenseiX:
Senate President Had Been Zoned To North Central By APC, Bukola Saraki is the favorite to win it although George Akume might have a shot due to his huge contribution to victory in Benue, on the whole i'm sad my party the PDP lost but congratulations to you guys, hope Buhari and the others do a great job that's democracy

I love this.
After all is said and done, we are still one, united by a common love for this great country.
God bless you.

Raxxye:
It is after all this is over and GEJ honourably goes back home that we would realize that Goodluck is a gentleman and a true democrat. It is after
he leaves that Nigerians will understand that we have in
him about the president this country has ever had! He promised a free and fair election and he kept his words!
Posterity will rank him with the likes of Nelson Mandela!
God bless you, Mr Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan!

Amen!
That is why we want him to go quickly so we can start ranking him with Mandela.

Ab025:
@poster......i dont know for south east and south south but we in the south west did not fail anybody, we came out and we voted for CHANGE.

Got it....

Amen!
A proud daughter of Oduduwa endorses this post.

THUNDER4real:
You that is in Romance section telling us that you are scared of getting older, pls who is d kid? grow up boy.

That thread was made before you even knew what NL was.
Now scoot along. I have entertained you enough.

Nigerians say a prayer for Jega this night.
That no matter the temptations that will surely come, he would be given the grace to stand firm till the end without compromising.
It aint easy.

THUNDER4real:
We will meet in another thread, WATCH YOUR BACK....

Awwww.....
See how adorable the threat is.
Kids!

THUNDER4real:
If I face you, you will regret being on Naira land. Let me let this your statement pass....

Only 378 posts.
Mtchhheeeewww!
Keyboard warrior

THUNDER4real:
If Boko hari wins, Nigeria should be made ungovernable for him.

Go out and make it ungovernable for him. Who you dey send?
Awon keyboard warrior

Wia Jega waka go?
Make him come complete this matter so party go start na.
This new twerking I learnt on youtube must not waste.

Imanuelle:
Babyosisi, a beg no mind them, come carry me go Obodo oyibo.

Oboy!
Your hustling is on anoda level.

successhunter:
I thought have shared origin drink, didn't you get yours

simdam500:
Even if Jega went to burst a nut, 30 minutes is too much for 2 nuts na

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
Una no go kill me.
I must witness Buhari ascend that seat.

sosiqdude:
I shook...
This can't happen... Buhari will never win even if he win.. I will fight him..we will fight

Junior go inside and sleep.
You dont want to be late for school tomorrow.

hungryboy:
if buhari win I go cry oh

Wait first make I bring my bucket.
Baba says I must bathe with the tears of my enemies for the sacrifice to be complete.

valmunich:
I can seriously smell a runoff election

That smell is obviously wafting from Ghana.
Re-smell again.

RebelChip:
Has anyone noticed how realistic the votes from the South East is? Very realistic.... Unlike the Northern Cabals!

Keep telling yourself that till it sounds believable to you.

calmbabadee:
My broda, dont cry me a river, cry me a lagoon

Why are you shortchanging yourself?
Tell him to cry you an ocean. In his state, he is more than capable.

coolluk:
Gejtill2019 committee how market?

Haba na!
Allow dem select their coffin in peace.
Kilode??

owobokiri:
Is it wrong to dash buhari to the SW and their masters the North? How can I be ruled by an 80 year old illiterate in the year of our lord 2015!?!?

Eyahhhh....
Pack your things to Togo, Im sure they will take your likes.

goofyone:
Break. Reconvene by 8pm Nigerian time.

Haaaa!!!!!!
I hope I will not be in the hospital by then!

alkanes1:
Be careful u may meet ur ancestors on this thread

As in!!!!
I almost saw my great-grand pa a while back.

Frankmac:
. Breaking news i heard now that GEJ will be declear the winner of NIGERIAN presidential election any moment from now, pls stay in you Tv screen don't go out.

Upon all this tension, you still carry your English wan finish us?
Since you want people to stay in their tv screen, you don consider those wey no get big plasma screen to hide in?

As the former president of the country, Amaechi would just have to respect that office. There is nothing he can do.

Last time I felt this type of tension was when Didier equalized for Chelsea in the Champions League final and the match went on to penalties.
I have bitten all my nails.
Jesu!

Op why are you advertising for her?

I love her baby hairs.

This also should apply to men. A man with no sense of respect has no business getting married.

The amount is too small jor.

Op you sef no wan follow enjoy the benefits?
Why the no.5 prayer?

neutralwaya:
And she sent me Enough green light ooo.

There is an adage that says when you stop reading, you start dying.

Me I get 13PHD's. Wetin me and that kind person want discuss wey no sabi book so ?

If you want to hide something from a typical naija girl, put it in a book

Nah! Thats a huge fallacy.
I have met Nigerian girls who are major bookworms.
They say you attract your kind, you sure say you like book yourself?