₦airaland Forum

Tuntheycr7:
I board bike, I tell the aboki guy.
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.

After I go Mai suya, after I ordered for suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money.

After the aboki guy polished my shoe.
I said Sai Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his brownish teeth... Sai Baba.
He said : ma prend leave money...

Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Aboki leave money"....

WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working..

Can't wait to go to this my Aboki car dealer in
Surulere tomorrow.....

ROTFLMAO!
Let us know if it works abeg.

Agbaje still has the support of the ibos who make up over 60% of the population.
These owners of Lagos will make sure they leave their businesses and mansions and come vote him into Alausa.

EggovinMma:
ABEG MAKE UNA GIVE US SENATE PRESIDENT NA.
*KNEELS*

dearpreye:
How many of you would have rejected the appointment, if you were in Abati's shoes?

A lot of Nigerians are so hypocritical!

Just because you cannot do it, does not mean you should paint Nigerians with one brush.
There are people who have rejected far more higher appointments than the position Abati was given.
Its not about being hypocritical, its about staying true to your core values.

MzJackBaueress:
Buhari is the 23rd child of his father. Meaning he has 22 elder siblings.

Chai!

Awww
The baby of his house. I wonder if they still pamper him till now.

All I am interested in is to see where Reuben Abati will end up now.
Will he go back to his former job of criticizing the government of the day while secretly praying to be awarded juicy appointments by them?
Or will he be thrown into political siberia?

@Op, Is anybody stopping you from going to work?
Do your own thing na!

MayorofLagos:
I thought Ibo is 60% of Lagos and Kano. How come you failed to secure him with your majority?

Owners of Lagos only on paper.

huptin:
Ants can build the most beautiful hills but they are still parasites because the land on which they are building does not belong to them.

Exactly!
Just one powerful spray of pesticide from the owner of the land is more than enough to destroy their colony.

Whatever makes you sleep well at night.
*yawns*

Baba dont forget to send a laminated copy to PDP headquarters.
They have waited enough.

Dude who exactly do you think you are?
How can a sane man be fighting for relevance on an anonymous forum populated by kids
This is the height of agbaya-oshi.

Chanchit:
See wetin dey happen inside enemies camp.
I sure say mama P roar, na that one go funny pass.

When GEJ settle down for Otueke, he would go and collect his balance from those witches and wizards weh scam am.

Those ones don use their craft to fly out to Sudan.
#ghostmode

IGBOSON2:
^^^Could you stop posting this ugly pic!

No one looks beautiful crying!

Bishop Bling Bling has been forced to eat the humble pie.
If only he had faced what God "called" him to do.
Egg on your face Oletsejafor.

Let it out Op, its ok to cry.

boolet:
I'm still grinning, since yesterday

As in ehn.....
My mouth has now been grinning of its own accord. Even goat wey dem dey roast no fit shine teeth like I have been doing.

Keneking:
This government sef

Buhari oooooooooo!!!!!!

You cannot wipe this smile off my face even if you pay me to.
To those asking for Buhari's certificate, come and get it oo!
Sai Baba

Rhino5dm:
Ha ha ha ha.. . . DK.
Kayi hakuri, nayi maka laifi.

My own personal pesin.

We would be conducting pdp's burial soon, hope you have enough space for the buckets of fried rice that would be available.
Only Buhari could have resurrected you.
Welcome back!

LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember the insults this guy used to heap on Buhari. Him don turn dat mouth on Jonathan.
Ha Pepe, your husband has suffered!

50calibre:
This is not Halloween, take that fuc*king blonde weave on you head, it's distorting your thought process.

Nothing worse than a black girl wearing blonde weaves. If you can't see the insanity in how you look, then you certainly aren't sound enough to have a political discourse.

We all have our blonde moments.
Let her be pls.

The whole world is happy for us.
I cannot wait for sunday service. That my pastor that organized 3 days prayers for "GEJ his Christian brother" go hear am.
When I enter church with my Buhari cloth, coupled with the shoki wey I go scatter for ground.............
Make I just cool till then.

Jagaban Borgu!!!!
The Machiavelli of our time!
A true son of Oduduwa!
Omoluabi to the core!
A shon of the shoil.
We are proud of you

tit:
Them force am when he dey promise?
Me am waiting for my share.
I am one of the 25 million poorest Naijerians.
i no get salary.

Eyah.....
So dem don quickly sack you just like that
FFK does not have human sympathy.
Chai!

K

chipmunkey:
She looks so graceful........ See how Amaechi is ogling her. Hope he's not crushing o! Cuz that man always has a thing for first ladies. That's how he and mama patience started.

LMAO!!!!!
Fowl

raumdeuter:
Master of SW politics

Lmao!
Barcanista - Jagaban of nairaland

Johnpaul88:
I really hope he doesn't jeopardise Barcelona's real chances this season of lifting UCL with his bad luck. He joined Jonathan party and now sorry is there case. This is my only concern when I read his signature.

Una no go kill me for here!
Dont worry too much, he might defect to Real Madrid, you never know.