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DDeliverer:
What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound?

You see bôôbs for title, you run click. Come use style dey preach after you don feed your eyes.
Oga fear God!

Say you dont mind.
Ask for a threésôme.

coldrod:
am too young for marriage...i need to control her for goodness sake...she gvs me this sick impression dah she cn do wel financially without me.

Words of an insecure person. Control ko, controller ni.
You are obviously a teen, so I aint wasting my time advising.

kritikali:
You are a liar,akara is no culture of urs..that's how u claim jolof and pounded yam re ur culture,whr did u even start growing beans on yoruba land. Mind you akara is called kosai in hausa lang.

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She was tired on top the full money wey you pay her Na craze!

Oc baby I am so sorry, I could not help sending those cruel texts.
It was supposed to be us together, forever.
I had already picked out baby names!
Anyway, lemme manage Korede Bello.

*Looks on with jealousy and envy while listening to Beyonce's single ladies*

babyosisi:
But nne if you hear the full gist,the woman did him wrong
The man found out their only child and son was fathered by her lover in Nigeria that she had kept in touch with for all 20 years and she was planning to leave him for the man.
A respectable pharmacist,the man snapped

Chai!
Now I understand why coogar is always antagonistic towards women.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I heard dat he has lashed most of our babes on NL, and dat d ladies fall for him. Na him time, make him use am well lol

Werey

kestolove95:
Poor people deserv no pussi

Amen!

This is one of the legacies of the great Yoruba culture.
#OmoOduduwa

Rubbish list.
So a handicapped is not worthy to be shown love? What do you mean by going to their plantation?
And you really believe gays dont celebrate valentine?
Nonsense!

Its not a car.
Its a shoe-cycle.

temitemi1:
I don't even know what I want

Clueless as always
I enjoy you when you are not in the politics section.

Nairaland has lost its credibility.
Fake news everywhere

aspabay:
Somebody shout Cocacola.

Werey ni e

Op e be like say you never know the kin sense wey girls dey use dese days. Dey can do all these things and more and still magarize you.
Leave all this yeye list.
Jungle don mature finish.

One man's poison is another man's meat.

I think say na only small pikin dey do dis kin thing.

Una no dey tire?

Why do guys love girls with big boobs and ukwu?

izuch:
Commot your sick, dirty mind from gutter. Who said anything about punny?

If you say so.

izuch:
That's harsh nah,

It was intended to be. Not everything thing involves punny.

izuch:
If and only if she can/will gimme ................ I could contemplate voting Buhari

It will be preferable for her to go lay down with pigs rather than contemplate your proposal.

See free advert for Chivita and Grand malt.

whizjay:
Everyday sex with your partner leads to plenty unwanted pregnancy

Plenty unwanted pregnancys leads to over population...

Over population leads to speedy depletion of Earths resources....

This Leads to scarcity....

This Leads to increase In Prices...
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......
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One can always spot the economic student.

lecturerdabo:
Stylish? Yes! but durable? NO! NO!! NO!!!

Mine was though. Considering the fact that some of my friends' own were falling apart in 2nd term, mine made it through the whole school year and an extra term.

Mods frontpage!
So that people wey never see shoes before go see am.