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Davash222:
I'm just wondering what Cynthia Morgan bought from Jude that she's owing him 40Million

Omo the matter tire me o. 40 million Dollars not Naira o, abeg which kind contract them be sign sef. This Jude of a guy na wah for you o.

Sick people on the lose.......

That man is a Breast sucking King.

Kwanza:
https://dailynigerian.com/covid-19-controversy-as-ganduje-rejects-kwankwasos-amana-hospital-as-isolation-centre/

Gandolar doesnt need your Hospital donation as an isolation centre, what he wants is N15 Billion Naira. If you can give him that, I bet he will not reject the offer.......

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

Experience would have been the best teacher. Re-schedule another day, get your experience first hand then you can comeback to us for technical support

ExAngel007:
Actress Adunni Ade has revealed that she has converted to Islam after being a Christian for years.



https://www.instagram.com/p/B_dEizzFPp-/?hl=en

Looking at her face sef, it is obvious her life is an epitom of confusion......

inice:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/23/policeman-kills-policewoman-rivers-state-during-movement-restriction-enforcement

I think its high time the government start issuing Nigerian Police Force with rubber bullets for operations like these. Enough of these rubbish........

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/unfortunate-that-abba-kyari-was-condemned-without-people-knowing-the-truth-about-him-sagay/

This man talks too much abeg.

Rhymer2020:
what life have you been living since this lockdown. this is where am investing my little token now. share your own experience Biko

Nice investment bro, very soon you will soon be competting with the likes of Dangote, Adenuga, Otedola and co. Keep up the good work man.....

But the man just said his mind which happens to be the Gospel Truth. Like they say, Truth is always bitter. I just hope others will learn.......

Shioor........

Kimbrielle:
The resident Trump supporters of NL were busy supporting the orange head's decision not knowing that it will affect them too.

How people blindly support a man who does not give a damn about their existence amazes me

Every sensible individual knows that Trump's actions has bad consequences but the orange head is concerned about re-election and wants to blame any scapegoat available without accepting his own faults

You have a Government abi? Then leave Trump alone. Your Senators and House of Rep. Members are busy sharing millions buying Cars for themselves and you are here depending on another country to take care of you or rather babysit you. Now is the time to start holding those idiots accountable if not una eyes go soon clear.

Northurmate:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/over-16744-persons-receive-n20000-fgs-cash-transfer-in-kaduna.html

Fraud............

stephenonyx:
GOod morning all.
Please I will like to be as snappy as I can so not to bore you guys with a long story.

I met this girl last year April, she was so nice to me and and I decided to go out with her and before u could say jack, we've started dating and boom, she don carry Belle for me.
I really wanted to keep the baby but she said No that we ain't ready yet so she terminated the pregnancy.
So it hasn't been easy for me since den plus I lost almost a million in a 419 business I was introduced to then by a friend so it looked like I went back to square one because all that cash was what I gathered from my salary.
I was so frustrated because things went really bad and all the loving was gone in a twinkle of an eye.
Then I noticed she has started seeing a guy that stays in the same compound with her. Though before we started dating, she has made mention of sleeping in her male neighbors room. She has slept in almost all the guys room and she claimed none has touched her and she is comfortable with them even though some has asked her out before we met.
The last one that got me really mad was going to her house to visit her without letting her know. She was with that same guy in her room and when I knocked and she opened the door, she looked straight to my eye and said " why did I come that she wasn't expecting me. Before I could say jack. She told me to leave that she wants to go out with the guy to buy sharwama. I agreed to stay down but after waiting for over two hours for them to come back, she went straight to the guys room and was watching movie without even coming to my side. Wen I confronted her, she said " she wants to sleep in the guys room and she is not ready to see me this night and also we ain't married yet so she has the right to do everything she wants with her body.
I went home that night heartbroken and decided to loose her number and everything I feel for her.
Now she wants to come back but won't even apologise for anything.

She has started hunting me with some good memories we had in the past and also blaming me for the abortion she had for me.
Please guys I still feel something for this girl but I don't know if it's possible for a girl to treat u in that manner and still feel it's normal/ and is it possible for you to sleep with someone who is not ur bf/relation but just a neighbor and not have sex with them.
Please sorry for my long epistle and lack of punctuation but I really need a concrete advice on how to handle things with her.

Thanks

Them don finally get you o.....

Person go get high fever, our useless government and there cronies go say na Corona just to attract sympathy and foreign donations that they can loot. May God have mercy.

enuk80:
Hello Nairalanders,


A friend of mine who is 35 was circumcised when she was 8yr old. She narrated how she does not have sexual urge and I felt so bad for her. I went through her PC and I was surprise to see different porn movies on her PC. She told me she watch those porn just to see if she will have sexual urge but she doesn't.

Her boyfriend mess around with other girls and I believe he does that because he wasn't gaining any sexual satisfaction from her.

Though, she said she sometimes have sexual urge but not all the time. She wanted to mess around with me just to see if she will feel any urge but I couldn't do anything with her since she told me she was circumcised.

So, guys can you marry a woman who has been circumcise?

And for women who have been circumcised, how do you cope with your sexual urge?

Please this post should be at the front page

You couldn't do anything with her because she was circumcised. Really?

ghettokid1:
Pls Nairalanders Help!.
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I fvcked my fucking girlfriend about three months ago, even though i used a fucking condom, now she is telling me she is fucking pregnant and i dont think i'm the fucking father of the fucking unborn baby.
So i need ur fucking advice guys.

Be a fvcking man and own up to your fvcking responsibilities as a fvcking soon to be father.....

DriggityDre:
How does 5G a digital network, get associated with coronavirus, a living organism with strands of RNA which is highly related to DNA.
I wish to call it stupid but I can't. Even stupid statements sometimes make little sense.
The people that started it said the same about 4G when it started. Nigerians joined them but now everyone is rocking 4G.
The conspiracy theorists that started it aren't even here to begin with. They come to a dumb conclusion, then the black man reads the news on Facebook and says "Ah! the gods have spoken o. 5G is the cause of corona"...
Please someone should tell me how

Radiation Bro...........

inoki247:
No dey du skin to skin u no go hear... Anytime you're feeling the itch just apply Ata Rodo and grinded Pepper u will b alright las las..

Mad Man....

lamalama:
Upload a picture of boobs with your account number and i will send you the 60k
first four girls
guys keep off

Your a mad man. Is this how your parents trained you? So unfortunate.

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