₦airaland Forum

I Just love my school Niger Delta University (NDU). Do you love your school?

1.You ask your friend how far with reading? They say they haven't started, only to get to the library and find out they have a permanent seat there.
2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but the course rep will be like "let me have the names of those that have bought the handout."
3. If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find..try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
4. In NDU you don't need to go far for anything, right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, barbar, plumber, even drug dealer.
5. NDU guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone ( I no mention yahoo join oo..lol)
6. You get to class as early as 6:30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books (abi dem d leave am for school go back house?)
7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are late for lectures.
8. Lecturer: "only 10 students in class today? oya tear a sheet of paper for test" turns to the board to write, before he turns back..class don full..l ;Dl
9.Come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading, scanning, skimming, jaking & lots more
10. During exams you will knw those girls that are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup.
11. During exam period everybody becomes born-again by force.
12. Its always funny wen exam supervisor say "submit " and many students suddenly develop that super human ability in answering 3hrs questions in 50seconds.

Like if you are proud of your school


Cc: Lalasticlala

I also have my own experience with this GNLD people, exactly the way OP said it but funny enough when I called the number on the vacancy notice they told me to come along with my cv & passport photograph, only for me to go & meet these people asking me to bring 12k to join. I no fit vex with all d time & transport I waste.

I just hope he fulfils his promise this time around bcoz its not enough going around school campuses & making empty promise.


Oga frank no repeat wtin u do for NDU 2011

adepiero:
This man talks too much! Advice candidates against fraudsters and not give fraudsters advice on how to deceive candidates!

A fraudster that makes a hundred fake questions will limit to 50 and those without types will start having one.

Exactly my thought.

I don't believe this story. Source please!











I mean sauce, maggi & pepper

u guys shouldn't be quick to conclude, it may be dat those guys found themselves in d wrong place at d wrong time. it may also be dt dey dared dem or stepped on theirs 'foot.' You may not agree wit me but am speaking from experience.

why must the opposition criticize every policy made by the the govt.? it's no healthy for our young democracy. Criticizing every single policy wont bring them into power.

The Adm. Should tell me what else I need †̥☺ do other †̥☺ make front page pls. Back †̥☺ d topic.
Why is it that whenever the govt is doing something that requires our commendation we opt for condemnation? & who says all d sectors can not experience some level of improvement. Let's stop all these talk of misplacement of priority. There is a relative improvement in the power sector so why shouldn't other sectors experience same?

I think I've someone †̥☺ connect you †̥☺, hopefully you guys will find each other interesting. But remember age is not a barrier neither is the distance, what matters is the luv. Email me if you're interested & you'll thank me later.dennimanadams@gmail.com

Here in Bayelsa State, specifically Ogbia LGA, candidates are running to cyber cafes to reprint their Jamb slip coz d initial once dey printed didint hav Ref no. They said dey werent allowed to enta d exam halls wit printout without Ref no.Denniman reporting 4rm Ogbia in Bayelsa state

Very well then, those idiots dt lacks patriotism for their country even in d face of reality shuld go hug transformer.

Even d 'almighty' Barca can't win a game if a ref is against them,like wise d Super Eagles.

Messi again?
Well, am not surprised coz he deserves it.CR7 should wait on d Lord,his time will come soon.

I never liked his roles in movies, but the industry will miss him a lot.RIP

I wish our wealthy musicians like 2face,Timaya, Don Jazzy, etc will take a queue from this