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remember too baba is not only nigerian pride but african pride
mind you because 2face no send you ooo, but that one no mean say him no dey wish u well ooo

are u feeling this too baba eeeeeeeeee
somebody say , why not shut ur Zap. up shina

that church looks like ST MARY'S AJEGUNLE
It's normal thing in churches these days
but frankly speaking it draws the youth to church.

baby.me:
I love you SUNSHINE You make my world

i hope u are not refering to me
that name "SUNSHINE" was giving to me by my gf and her friends
thats the name they often call me.  

Jesus i Love u    

my brother no amount of word will be enough to express how much i love u
my babe, even distance is powerless to stop me from loving u, u are the treasure that i seek u know more than i do how much i  love u.  

i never fancy the idea, not only in the office but my residence area.
i am very secretive , that people kept wondering the kind of human i am.
I don't operate where i am well known

zionic:
Subject: Otondo President LMAO
Once upon a time, when Baba (Obasanjo) was in office as the president, he got an invitation from the Queen to come for a visit to England. After all the banquets and carriage rides and what not, Baba finally got the quiet moment he has craved all day in order to have a one on one chat with her majesty. After the usual small talk, Baba quickly popped the question (no silly, not that question). He asked her what the secret to her success was. You know Nigerians, we think everything is a secret…the President’s health status is a secret, his whereabouts is a secret, reports of the various panels of enquiry set up by govt to investigate the causes of different crises around the country are kept secret, we even have secret registries in every government agency in d country. Maybe we are a secretive people, we love secrets.`

Anyway, back to our story. So Baba asked for the SECRET to d Queens’s success and she told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she makes certain that only the intelligent get to positions of authority.
She decided to show him exactly what she meant and so she phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence.”

Queen: "Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Tony Blair replied instantly, "It's ME your majesty!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you and goodbye"
"You see Mr. Obasanjo?" said the Queen
"Yes”, he replied “and thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!"


Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Atiku’s level of intelligence and he decided to test him. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him:

"Atiku I have a question for you; your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."


Atiku thinks, and thinks………and thinks, and finally says, "Em, Mr. President, you must give me more time to think about it."


And Mr. Obasanjo gave him 2 weeks to come up with an answer. That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting of all his aides, advisers and assistants to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer.

He then decided to phone his very good friend President Kuffour of Ghana who had always sounded intelligent to Atiku and thus may have the answer to this really difficult question.
" Kuffour, your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."

Kuffour answers immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"
Atiku could not believe his luck and so he rushed to Aso Rock villa, his motorcade of five cars moving at top speed with sirens blaring. Ordinary Nigerians going about their normal businesses scampered out of the way. When they finally arrived their destination, Atiku literarily ran all the way to the President's office.

"Mr. President, Mr. President”, he called out, breathing heavily. “I know who he is”
Obasanjo: “Good, so tell me”
Atiku: “ it’s Kuffour Sir!
Obasanjo: " Kuffour ko, Kuku ni. You are such a silly VP. Olodo rakpata! I'll make sure you don’t return to office after this term. silly man, the correct answer is TONY BLAIR!"

So lets stop kissing ooo

i love this story.

@ poster, i know and observed that some hausa gurls are very erotic, if she kisses u she will definitely demand for bleep

ur damn crazy

i haven't seen correct answer regarding the question

@ Poster don't mind ismaila, don't you know that muslims are very jealous
he is made at you because u are befriending a muslim


shege da iska, dan banza kowai CHAI
What does this mean

mr. Cock is on it again
your usual self

guys/gurls have confronted or faught a fellow man/woman
because of your girlfriend/boyfriend, and how did you feel afterwards?

I could remember about three to four years ago when i confronted my fellow man because of my gurl
that day i was a bit tipsy and heavily annoyed, and the guy came around looking for my gurl.
my gurl have lied about him severally until that faithful/tragic   day, both of them were standing when i got to them, i couldn't stand it, all my muscle were vibrating, i wanted to eat raw, i was holding myself, i wanted to unleash, but i was also thinking of my dignity. we exchanged few words and hand touching, i remembered what i promise myself not to this because of woman.

i left, i couldn't sleep that night, i was thinking what will people be thinking about my me and my reaction,
i was thinking have i degraded my dignity, i was thinking why did i even stand there more than 30 seconds,
and i was also thinking did i made a mistake by not unleashing my vibrating anger on them , but i realised it's very bad doing such a thing. few people noticed us, but i felt guilty of myself. Cos at times some gurls/guys demeanour makes me cross.  

guys share ur experiences and how felt afterwards

If the guy is someone i know, i will reconstruct/redesign their faces
but if it happens to be someone i don't know, i will walk away
and that's the end of the relationship

Olumogun:
Wahala when you visit rich friends. Once, while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,


Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question : How would you like it, black or white?
Answer: White.
Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer( lapsing into Naija speak!): Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

Have u any such encounter?

ROFLMAO
@ POST, i will rather say i am ok than go through this jamb questions
the few ones asked by carbin crew why on board, gets me annoyed, let alone answer all these questions from a maid VERY FUNNY

because the Igbos are the best in whatever they chose to do
watch them bring the trophy home, that tribe is blessed with a lot of talents from every aspect of life

better keep it to urself

i have been a lonely guy without a relationship for a year and some months
come back again no relationship for 6 month, this last one is getting close to 5 months.

u saw me and i saw u, i love u like flower

wow,
am just imagening how the girl will be reading it in front of her friends,
they will act it like a movie, but the guy try anyway, its called expression of feelings

Oyibos are scared of us, because naija is very talented in every ramification.
naija man can use 5 minutes to destroy/tap what an oyibo man spent years to build/create

Because she is my girlfriend

yes ooooo
my literature teacher first had a crush on me then i responded

@ 9jvirgin
shegu please gravitate here right away
a gigantic conflageration is engulfing nairaland domisciliary habitation

@ post, Go ini, i loff you most when u play role of a village girl
you are natural pretty and sexy

190:
[color=deeppink]queeneve/mrs eve has all these signs and yet she aint mad!![/color]

she has all the signs and yet u want classify hers as mad
that level is called madness, the grand mother of mad

MaMoyo:
LOL!!!!! My sides are aching from laughter. So true! I shouldn't laugh though because this is a serious problem

having aching from laughter is a sign of kolomentalism
better rush urself to a nearby psychiatric

Hamid O:
Generalizing is a key sign of madness, i hope you know that.

u see what we are saying, your response is a sign of madness in the highest order

kabukabu50:
50 cent got nothin on me, yall are a bunch of carpet baggers

my guy see as you pull yourself soooooooooooo dowwwwwwwwwn
u would have tell the photographer to edit that RENT, chai

u forgot that our nairaland fellows get bad mouth  

@ post.
50 cent has got money, u don't need to see before u believe
even his little 25 cent got too much money more than most americans
"Your money and your fame says it all"

It means we are all madddddddddddd

That guy is a beast
Very strong and mean