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I keep slipping away from myself.

PokerFace:
Heard a woman once used a kitchen knife in sharping  her husband's di.ck for berra performance. Don't try it o

Na carrot?

Simples; You need an MTN umbrella, a plastic table and chair, mobile phone and recharge cards and finally a stop watch to count minutes and seconds!

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"

I don't get it why some people dont have regard for parents.

Dolemite and Chidi abeg respect your elders.

Idowuogbo:
u still exist
cant beliv u , u no wots up anyway

Ah Ore mi ore mi . . . .You online?

Tunji Oyelana sang it jo.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=454887.msg6132392#msg6132392 date=1275414815]I am waiting for their reply.
As soon as they ratify it. . . .I will contact you.
Lagos, here i come. . . . . . . .Who knows we can even add an exclusive footage of Seun Osewa to the DO as jara.[/quote]It has to do with the packaging jo. Do you think all those big boys that must eat Amala Shitta every day or Bank Olemoh designer rice na ordinary eyes?

Don't let me go on about menumo at Surantapa!

Then we move to Ibadan to visit Iya Ope or inastreit where they inscribe gbere on fresh fish. If enter one of those restaurant with 50k, you have to go home with just the rubber band or bank wrapper.

My man get your connections fast we gast to make dough!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=454887.msg6132285#msg6132285 date=1275413932]I have sent several mails to BBC this morning telling them i have got a story to tell about Okada men in Nigeria and their livelihood.
I am going to do another on the pro[i]s[/i]titutes on Allen Avenue and why they have chosen that career path.
Then the chronicles of Kuramo Beach will be the grand finale of the TRILOGY.

The pay-out is about $50,000. [/quote]Those ones are not gripping enough jare, I know a woman in Isale-eko who fries Akara with blood and an Alhaja in Adeniji that sells Amala and Orisirisi meat, she doesnt stir her stew cos theres a charm at the bottom of the pot.

Sauron, we can make money with these findings oh if you are game.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=454887.msg6126460#msg6126460 date=1275341236]Uninspiring. . . . .
The guy dey even buy illegal DVDs.

What is this suppose to teach me?
Epic FAIL!!!![/quote]The programme is pointless, how can bbc commission this?

This is pure rubbish.

A thread of 2 pages about r@pe, More than half of the contributions are insults, funnily not to the r@pist. SMH!

Missy B:
Never tried it but I will, just to know what it tastes like.

You mind preparing sum'n' for me, now?

Why not? Table for 2! but that guy called Sauron, do you know if he has a gun? So that I can wear my bullet proof before and after the meal

Missy B:
I guess the quantity of eggs You're making determines the quantity of maggi You'D use.
What's atarodo? I've never used that, don't what it is. Mine tastes 

That small red pepper. Mine taste good too, I just thought I could improve it with your technique.

Missy B:
Lmao!!!
Aiight . . . . .You could start with Yam and fried eggs. It's easy and delicious.

Ingredients :
Eggs
Yam
Salt
Maggi
Tomato
Pepper
Onions
Oil

How to Prepare:

Yam . . .

Peel the raw yam, slice into cubes and put 'em in a pan of  salted water.
Boil until tender [soft and edible].  . . .Drain, if there's water left.

Fried eggs:
Put oil in a heated pan and add Your presliced onions, pepper and tomato.
[b]Add a little quantity of magg[/b]i and stir. After 5 minutes, add Your whisked eggs and do not stir until after 1 or 2 minutes. Now, You can stir, as if to mash it.

I always put the maggi and sliced atarodo in the egg. Does it taste better to do it your way?

Mike Litoris

Mama-gee I found you a TDH man. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-453286.0.html

Awwwww thanks, I owe you one

blank:
Relax abeg, dem get people, guys and girls that are so ugly its plain for all to see.

We are still saying thesame thing, as she worwor reach, some guys still dey chop am without spoon! Its not your own cup of tea!

blank:
^^^^^^^

That's the way forward.
However, i just wonder, seems like everyone has that idea but where will the ugly ones find a guy if they are not on a bridal train?  

Nobody is ugly,its just that we have different preferences!

y me:
Missy is not here right now so can i take your order or you wanna wait for her?

Pls do me 7 lives moinmoin. Thanks

I feel like eating moinmoin now. Missy B, could you pls do something about this long throat?

dayokanu:
@Poster,

I wont let any insecure bride spoil my wedding, we would select the bridesmaid together. Its her wedding as well as mine.

Any friend she is inviting to the wedding she must send me their full lenght picture if she cant find pretty ones, I would pay for models.

No fat babe, No ugly babe,

For me, My groomsmen would be all over 6ft 4. I dont like to look so odd and tall in the picture. Even if it means renting groomsmen. I have one already My brother he is 6ft4 at 21 maybe he can be my height when I am getting married, Get ready to see Dirk Novitzki, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony and Kobe bryant in Nigeria when Dayokanu is getting married.

Sharon, Your only hope of getting on the train is for you to wear 12 inches heeled Shoes

and Lil wayne as the best man!

Oba234:
Some of yall are[b] I.D.I.OT.S. [/b]Nollywood is not Hollywood, so get that nollywood mentality out of your head. Hollywoood actors take their craft seriously and they actually have to become the character they are playing. It's not a new thing for actors to dramatically lose weight for a movie. Beyonce lost twenty pounds in two weeks for the movie Dream girls. Tom Hanks had to lose 50 pounds for his movie cast away. Christian Bale lost 63 pounds for his role in the Machinist. Russell Crowe had to gain 50 pounds for his role in the movie Body of lies. Will Smith had to put on 35pounds for his role in Ali. It's part of the business. I f you are not willing to gain or lose weight, there thousand more upcoming actors and actresses that are ready to take your place.

If you just learnt a new word and need to construct a sentence to see how it works,all you need to do is to stand on your verandah and use it to insult the hens,goats and dogs gyrating around your compound and then wait to see their reactions before coming to NL.

I dont really believe these pics, where are the tattoos on his arms and shoulders, were they cleaned with the liquid diets too?

mufasa:
Interesting  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1282032/Rooney-Fabregas-Drogba-Gerrard-David-Villa-Ronaldo--10m-Gladiators.html

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/27/article-0-09C9A17D000005DC-942_468x314_popup.jpg

Hair gel business in SA, anyone up for lucrative joint venture?

Ah I see. [s]I thought he was demoted cos he is now an active poster like me,no more super mo[/s]d

Sorry where's Debosky? Hope he is okay?

Missy B:
Thanks!
Can I now attend to ma husband, please?
Be in the Kitchen with Y me while I take care of Sauron. 

Sorry, I m currently celibate,if I'm in the kitchen with a woman,my fantasy could take over me.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105240#msg6105240 date=1274996564]Thanx for your concern.
If Missy B's plan is to take my bank cards and PINs from me, let her have it. . . . .I nor send.
I feel like getting LOST as long as it's Missy B taking me away. [/quote]Ojigbijigbi, this guy has finally eaten fresh fish with gbere

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451442.msg6105182#msg6105182 date=1274995903]Denzel2009, are you a PI abi wetin concern agbero with overload?
Leave me o.[/quote]I'm just concerned as a good samaritan to a fellow mate. There are some guys that  have eaten hairy snails and then given their bank cards and PINs out to some madams. We can't affort to lose you oh.