missy so u gatzz talent like this

Abbygyal:

missy B, i just passed all my examzzzzz and got good grades!

congratulate me by preparing me something delicious plz?

Congrats Dear!
You bet I will, Darling. What do You want?

nnaemmy:

MISSY B, u too much.

Na God.  

Missy B:

**Goes closer to Sauron and sits in front of him**
[img]http://ideagirlconsulting.files./2009/12/alicia-keys-sexy-legs-brown-dress-idea-girl-consulting.jpg[/img]

**After 10 seconds, stands up and adjusts dress** I fear You're too hungry to handle what I have to offer. Lemmie feed You, Sir.

Missy B, come back o. . . .
I am not hungry anymore. . . .Lemme have the appetizer right now. . . .The food can even wait till tomorrow.
Lose the dress and come back, abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg.

Ok, how many girsl are you chepsing concurrently? Funkybaby,Missy,Stillwater,Mukina kilode?

denzel2009:

Ok, how many girsl are you chepsing concurrently? Funkybaby,Missy,Stillwater,Mukina kilode?

Denzel2009, are you a PI abi wetin concern agbero with overload?
Leave me o.

Missy B:

Congrats Dear!
You bet I will, Darling. What do You want? Na God.  

anyfin u fink will do. . . .im nt too forcy!

~Sauron~:

Missy B, come back o. . . .
I am not hungry anymore. . . .Lemme have the appetizer right now. . . .The food can even wait till tomorrow.[/b]Lose the dress and come back, abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg.

Rotflllllllll!!!

denzel2009:

Ok, how many girsl are you chepsing concurrently? [b]Funkybaby,Missy,Stillwater,Mukina kilode?

Sauron, is this true?    
I'm so heartbroken . . . No more Food or Me for You anymore.

Abbygyal:

anyfin u fink will do. . . .im nt too forcy! 

A minute, Darl.

eros:

Am loving this thread like crazy. Good concept Missy B. Would have ordered for some of your wonderful delicacy but Madam is the very jealous type and would come looking for you with an AK-47 if you prepared a meal for me. So i will just salivate over here.

Hey . . . .Relax!! 
Missy wants to feed You specially.
'Madam' would thank me afterwards. Besides, if You don't tell her, I won't.

Missy B:

Rotflllllllll!!!

Come quick na. . . .

Sauron, is this true?    
I'm so heartbroken . . . No more Food or Me for You anymore.

Don't mind Sergeant Denzel. . . . .He is one of tkb's bent police officer.
He was sent here to queer the pitch for me. Don't believe in any rumour

Its me and you. . . . .Till death do us. . . .

~Sauron~:

Denzel2009, are you a PI abi wetin concern agbero with overload?
Leave me o.

I'm just concerned as a good samaritan to a fellow mate. There are some guys that  have eaten hairy snails and then given their bank cards and PINs out to some madams. We can't affort to lose you oh.

denzel2009:

I'm just concerned as a good samaritan to a fellow mate. There are some guys that  have eaten hairy snails and then given their bank cards and PINs out to some madams. We can't affort to lose you oh.

Thanx for your concern.
If Missy B's plan is to take my bank cards and PINs from me, let her have it. . . . .I nor send.
I feel like getting LOST as long as it's Missy B taking me away.

~Sauron~:

Thanx for your concern.
If Missy B's plan is to take my bank cards and PINs from me, let her have it. . . . .I nor send.
I feel like getting LOST as long as it's Missy B taking me away.

Ojigbijigbi, this guy has finally eaten fresh fish with gbere

denzel2009:

I'm just concerned as a good samaritan to a fellow mate. There are some guys that  have eaten hairy snails and then given their bank cards and PINs out to some madams. We can't affort to lose you oh.

Thanks!
Can I now attend to ma husband, please?
Be in the Kitchen with Y me while I take care of Sauron. 

~Sauron~:

Thanx for your concern.
If Missy B's plan is to take my bank cards and PINs from me, let her have it. . . . .I nor send.
I feel like getting LOST as long as it's Missy B taking me away.

I'm soooooooooooooo dead!!! I swear, You're not serz.

~Sauron~:

Its me and you. . . . .Till death do us. . . .

Be slow with the kisses, Sauron . . . It's me doing the feeding, remember?

  Place that on Your head . . . .
  Place this on Your chest . . . .
  Place this on Your waist . . . . 

Hold on!! Ask Everyone here to leave us alone.


I forgot Abbygal asked me to prepare her sum'n' to eat.

Missy B:

Thanks!
Can I now attend to ma husband, please?
Be in the Kitchen with Y me while I take care of Sauron. 

Sorry, I m currently celibate,if I'm in the kitchen with a woman,my fantasy could take over me.

denzel2009:

Sorry, I m currently celibate,if I'm in the kitchen with a woman,my fantasy could take over me.

You can't be in the bedroom with us, Sir.
I doubt Sauron digs a thr-eesome.

Abbygyal:

anyfin u fink will do. . . .im nt too forcy! 

Here, babez!

Missy B:

You can't be in the bedroom with us, Sir.
I doubt Sauron digs a thr-eesome. 

Thre[i]e[/i]some ke? I don't share skirts o.
Tell that man i have a gun in my bedroom.
If he gets carried away, he will stop two slugs with his fat belly.

Missy B:

I'm soooooooooooooo dead!!! I swear, You're not serz.
Be slow with the kisses, Sauron . . . It's me doing the feeding, remember?

  Place that on Your head . . . .
  Place this on Your chest . . . .
  Place this on Your waist . . . . 

Hold on!! Ask Everyone here to leave us alone.

I am the luckiest man ALIVE. . . . .I have got nothing else to say.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

MissyB,

I wan chop Igbin . Can we do that?

~Sauron~:

Thre[i]e[/i]some ke? I don't share skirts o.
Tell that man i have a gun in my bedroom.
If he gets carried away, he will stop two slugs with his fat belly.

Denzel2009 . . . .A word is enuff for the wise. 

~Sauron~:

I am the luckiest man ALIVE. . . . .I have got nothing else to say.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

Thanks to You too, Sweerie! 



Oya, cooking time . . . . . . .

dayokanu:

MissyB,

I wan chop Igbin . Can we do that?

What's that, sorry?

What's that, sorry?

I dont know the translation , TKB can you help with the translation?

dayokanu:

I dont know the translation , TKB can you help with the translation?

Whatever that is, I have a feeling I can't prepare it.

If You don't mind, I have something special for You . . .

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[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bYccvHZlYjtkZM:http://www.betumi.com/uploaded_images/garisoak1-701163.jpg[/img] Enjoy!!

^^ What is that?

I only sabi chop igbin and na tkb teach me

How to bake simple plain cake ! Missy I'm waiting,

^^^^^with or without hair lol

kadman:

How to bake simple plain cake ! Missy I'm waiting,

Assuming You're considering 6 peeps.
Here. . . . .

Ingredients:
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
1 cup milk
1 tbs vanilla
3 cups flour
4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 350F. Grease the bottoms of the three 9" diameter cake tins and sprinkle with flour.
Sift flour before measuring. Add baking powder and salt and sift again. Beat butter until creamy, gradually adding the sugar. Add the eggs one by one and beat well after each addition. Add the milk with vanilla (here the mixture will seem to curdle but it will come together when adding the dry ingredients). Fold in the flour mixture and pour into tins. Make a dip in the center of the mixture so that it does not rise when baking. Bake for 30 mins. Do not open the oven during the first 15 mins.

All join!!!!

Missy B:

*Mama-gee Salivates*

Missy B, You are a good cook but I'm not sure the picture of the "Ediakong" soup is what it actually looks like. I'm from the region of naija that make it as well. Can you put up a beta picture of it? Please for me i want corect "Isi ewu served by a beautiful igbo girl" ?

thank you Missy B, I'll prepare the cake on Saturday and put a pic here, I'e hand it on my mind all week, what if I don't have baking powder ?