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These two have started their thing again...

You can yank it out in ibiza but not to feed the poor baby.

Ebenezerk2: my laptop key board is not working again, I do not know what I clicked on my laptop. pls help me out

You probably spilled some liquid! You can click start and type osk.exe to use onscreen keyboard in the meantime.

monkey mouth.

what is she selling?

This is the fault of her father! He should have slapped her better than the security guard.

Westlord: I concludd my NYSC nov2012, & around sept. I was attendng an intrvw for d position of graduate trainee & was past d last stage (Partner). I ws told d@ I ddnt hav an accountng bakground which was nt part of d requicte wen I wz alredy expectng my appt leta. I knw it waz due 2 Human & 9ja factor. I went 2 confront dem, den @ d end of d discusion dey told me to apply as an experince applicant in 2years time. I went bak 2 my chess board & startd tinking again.
I hav intrest in d military (Army) bt I choos d corprate industry (KPMG) cos it takes people global not like what d Military could do (I might b wrong) bt naw I m in between d Army DSSC Form around April/May next year or start an accountg job (even without been paid) by March so d@ 3yrs 4rm naw, I can stl b @ KPMG again.
I realy nid Ur opinion so I can plan my 2013.
For d records, I wil b 24 by Jan nextyear, a graduate of Industrial Design (Technology)

You'll be good in the Army because they wouldn't be too concerned about your atrocious writing.

the guy might be a bus conductor

vislabraye: I see a lot of guys getting jealous.

Idris Elba, Brad Pitt, CRonaldo, David Bechaam, Pep Guardiola, RVP, Will Smit, Orlando Bloom, the new Bond are all envious of Inyaya.
Not to mention, Mr. Nigeria, Mr. Africa and Mr. World

Pls let us patronize made in Nigeria product O.

you go fear david glaxo sef..

If you shagg Tonto and Yvonne one after the other you'll become sexiest man alive...

WTF!

mukina2:

sebi you dey ignore me all these days ni..make we set P jare

It's better to lose this so that we can concentrate on winning the champions league and premier league...In wenger we trust!

How someone no go wear bra go burial tire me o....she wan raise the dead?

ambrosini593: Please kindly suggests.

help xmas celebrants remove feathers from their chickens.

dopeJemi: PLz I'm curious


Hau does dat baby up dere Look Like d man down here



Isit dat mercy johnson became 6months pregnant immediateLy after she deLivered cuz I can stilL see a big tummy

duh... can't you see they have the same moustache ni?

rubbitch...Gej should postpone naija's own till after christmas. The chickens around Egbeda have started doing yanga!

Van snickers: www.nairaland.com/attachments/909872_Snapshot_20121209_57_1355046698149_o_jpgeba251a2fafd53440adf45884946222a

HAHHAHA! OHHH my Dayzzz!!!
This one na real sign of end times!!!!!

Moobs alert!

abiL: Hating will not get you far in life.

Come on, stop lying in public!

Meanwhile, tell Aunty Fali you met someone on the internet

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Not saying he doesn't. But pixs tell the story you want them to tell.
AbiL is a doctorate student, but she looks like a party girl. So. . . .[/quote]Doctorate student ko Nurserate teacher ni

That's like living with a mad person.

You are better off going to a popular T-junction and announce via a gramophone.

I don't think that pyguru is stable at all. He can ban for viewing threads!

[quote author=emma_best2000]pls who will tells me the meaning of IMO ? some people use IMO to finished their statements but I don't know the what they mean by IMO pls if u know u tells me , thanks in advance[/quote]because they all live in Anambra.

CFCfan, you swallowed small calabash?

They sent email bomb to her and she opened it!

Mukina, you are like this.

afam4eva: Why must our people always continue to debase and disgrace themselves all over the world. My cousing told me of some Nigerians that beg you for money when you land in Dubai. Has it gotten that bad?

Oyinbos sef dey beg for money here...no biggie...anybody fit dey tight corner.

This is what I don't get....how can intelligent peeps be insulting each other to make themselves heard? You guys can easily table your arguments without the expletives...it's no fun anymore!