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DA-MACKFAN
MY MAN IS, CHECK HIM ON YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOb_GfUJaNU

THE VIDEO IS COMING OUT THIS WEEK ON AFRICAN/NIGERIAN TV-ALREADY PLAYING ON THE RADIO STATIONS.
I AM SINGING TOGETHER ON SOME TUNES OF HIS ALBUM.
THE ALBUM IS GREAT!
THIS SONG DON'T CONTAIN PIDJEN,BUT ON THE REST OF THE ALBUM HE ALSO SPITS YORUBA AND MORE
YOU CAN WAIT TO SEE IT ON T.V BUT IF You WANNA BE AHEAD OF WHAT IS GOING DOWN You BETTER START CHECKING YOUTUBE, HAVE FUN
CAN'T WAIT TO PERFORM FOR YOU GUYS, BIG KISSS HAVE FUN AND GOD BLESS

who's that in the picture?

its ok guyz, just forget it

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!".




Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.
I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to
wear."

The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."
,
 


 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
   anniversary. As the couple
   reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the
   husband, "When you
   first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your
   mind?"
   The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to mess your brains out,
   and suck your tits
   dry."
   Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
   He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
,



My wife and I are into S & M

She Sleeps and I masturbate
,

Let's do it!

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that, that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

Thank u

@ ituen what da hell was that? u're out of u mind

@ poster i love the joke, its indeed funny and crazy

mmm

sorry

holythug
though i was lucky to register someone bt d registerin took me 7 hours . . .aint i lucky

indeed u were lucky, 7hours? i've been trying to register someone for the past one weak, its just too bad.
Fucc u jamb, fucc u

idupaul
Delilah by plain white Ts

Plain is good but i prefer Jordin Sparks Tattoo

powerofmap
@Tattooboy Men no hard feeling oooh but i think since you understand yoruba like this na em you no go first Sing Gongo Aso before 9ice, Foolish goat wey no sabi anything.You come dey swear for for your fada say na em you dey swear for.

Someone needs to take this guy to Aro so them go use am sing Kolomental2 or Psycholomental 2, Eworo Oshi

@powerofmap u caused all these, u're so stupid to call someone a dumb.
@Tattooboy just leave him alone

useless thread

useless thread

from: tRoOE Today

Just for cute ladies so will you sketch for me

ya just ladies, no prob ma'am am with u

YA MICHEAL JACKSON IS COOL. I LOVE HIS TRACK "U'RE NOT ALONE". THAT TRACK IS AWESOME!

Warfy Boy
@deola1

Mr. Deola wait na me u dey folo nack teeth abi? u dey because me abi, no worry ohhh, dey show yourself first, if Seun giv me chance here ehnn, i go even D'lit u join d post

OKPe

who dey follow u this two left legged being nack teeth. capital letter IDIOT

hotshawlng
@ oyene: Your "mayor" is fake!!! He's trying 2 be MIMS.

pls don't discourage the young man, if u can't help just, shut up!!

@ lola, u're welcome, he's just one of the animals among Human beings

PurestBoy
Una dey vex me sef for this nairaland, i go do crase for all of una

a beg no craze oh, cuz if u do it can't be cured

PurestBoy
delib do you hear him? chei, see insult from this small boy abi na girl sef. I'll spank u because I'm too big to trade word with empty-headed boy like u

u already did lol

delib
knoty na only u dey reply your tin because na only u sabi wetin u post

no be him fault, na condition

Lohlarh
u re such a jerk clemcy, na that one i dey follow u yarn, Ode

Lola pls leave the nitwit alone

wait and see

tRoOE I love tattoos, am even thinking about getting another one before this year runs out. I have one tattoo on my thigh, it's very moderate looking and it’s very hard for someone  to see it only if I have on a mini skirt or shorts.

tattoos are cute only when you are creative with it and don't over do them

u deserve a big hug 


am a tattoo designer just for cute ladies

efuah
Take it to the Jokes Section

exactly

suze
Male: For me. by best male artistes are Psquare.dbanj, olumaintain,gt d guitarman 9ice!

ur best artiste not artistes