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[quote author=7victor post=106374659]My experience is this:
Run away from introduced partners, 100% of the time they will introduce someone dear to them that they want to get married by all means, and this people are usually below par, that is they usually have one lingering coma.

What she did was ulter wickedness.. Now from today start using your balls, i think she looks at you as someone who is not man enough to even suggest that she finds someone for you and you wholeheartedly agreed .. I don't know what part of igbo you are from, but for me that is an insult, to suggest you look for wife for me, am I disabled? Wtf

OldNairalander:
Runs girls have hijacked it

it's not only instagram every social media is now a runs girl spot, heck all the girls who post photos showcasing their ass and frontal load are hoelosho.. Even YouTube is full of them

Realdeals:
Kidnapping has been happening in Lagos. however, it cannot thrives in a closely packed city like Lagos, unlike the North which is full of ungoverned territories.

People should however take heed, the people are not laughing.

really, and the days of ikorodu boys and Evans the kidnapper didn't happen, Lagos is jam packed, but it's the capital of human parts in nigeria?

Homeboiy:
For pleasure boobs

For show off nyash

Better round Ass

you got it man

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Fantachapman:
My Fiancee has been attacking me regularly nagging at me each time we are out together and she sees a fine girl look at me. I don't even see the girls she is talking about. She has accused me of doing things that I never even imagine doing.

Now there was a time I sent her a message last year with my business whatsapp (that I rarely use, sometimes I deactivate it to create space on my phone to download new apps). She didn't know about this particular whatsapp because I don't really use it to chat with family and friends. In this message, I acted like a stranger/Chyker to her just to see how she would react so that i can use it and laugh with her but she discarded the person not knowing it was me.

Fast forward to last month she came to my house to spend time with me (we are in long distance relationship), I usually recharge dstv with that whatsapp, so she saw the whatsapp and she searched her phone and found out the fake chyker message I sent her last year had the same pic as the one I was using for dstv recharge. I told her I normally deactivate the whatsapp cos I don't use it often. I dont use it much anymore because the original phone number I was using with that whatsapp is no longer in use (blocked due to no usage). I told her the truth about the chyking incident. No one I know personally has the number except I want to ask questions online anonymously or when I was looking for a house, i used it to talk to agents. She accepted.

My main phone spoilt recently and i used the whatsapp to contact a repairer i met on nairaland. So we have been chatting about how to get it to him for repairs.

Now, two days ago, when I woke up in the morning, she asked me why I'm still using the whatsapp. I told her it was cos I was trying to contact a repairer. I opened the whatsapp and showed her, she saw the dstv recharge too, and the other messages that I sent to house agents were still there. So she insisted I scroll down so she could see what I have been doing on whatsapp. At this point I was upset. I told her her suspicions are getting too much, so I stretched my hand with the phone and asked her to give me her own whatsapp (Which she passwords) for me to see her messages, and then she can have and see mine. She then said she doesn't want to see mine anymore. She then left the room and when next I saw her in the parlour, she was deleting chats on her whatsapp. So I demanded to see her phone ( I bought it for her).

When I read her messages I was broken in half. There was a guy she earlier told me was a fool and an idiot, that the guy doesnt know how to talk to women and always wants to chat cos he has no one to talk to. She told me if that guy dares talk rubbish to her he will get slap. That he's not a spec to any girl at all. Now of all the people I see on her Facebook I'm always laughing when I see this particular guy's comments cos I tell her even if other guys are a threat, this is the last person I can ever fear can take you from me.

Can you believe that I read her chat with this particular guy and I was blown to shreds? She has been sex chatting the guy since when me and her first met 2 years ago and she is always the one bringing the sex chat up. She even tells him about me and they both laugh at me behind my back calling me Senior Uncle (as in old man). The house I rented for her and her family to stay, she invited the guy to bring condom and hammer when he is coming to help them arrange the house in the chat. She asked the guy to buy her condom and pant for Christmas, that year was the period I paid for the house. I bought her the phone she used to be chatting with this guy. Each time they are chatting and I come online, she will tell the guy that senior uncle is disturbing her again, that I am annoying and im talking talking not letting her sleep. I was planning to register her in school and that very night in January 2020, she told the guy that I'm disturbing her with school registration. She told him my village and where I live. Anything or plan I have for her, she will consult this guy to ask him what he thinks before she accepts what I tell her. Even when she travelled for a wedding, she returned very late to her parents house due to bus breaking down and as she was telling me their journey she was also giving this guy a blow by blow account of the journey, like for example: "we have entered Imo now, but we have not reached Ph, I am in Ph now, I am home now" and the guy responds "oh thank God". There was a chat where she was angry that the guy came to her house and didn't eat her food. This guy asks her if she is alone at home before he can come visit. She stopped working (cos they were paying her peanuts so i put her on monthly allowance) so she was always home.

I broke down in tears and smashed the phone. I still took her and the phone to the repairer of my other phone and they changed the screen, I paid. While I was reading the rest of the messages I was seeing, talk of breast and yansh and other terrible sex chats. She took the phone from me, I threatened to call her dad and she begged me not to. Next thing she deleted the messages. Her dad already saw my missed call the next morning (yesterday). He called her and she told him we had a problem. He called me and I told him everything that happened. He called her again and she said it was all a joke that she didn't mean all those chats with the guy. Her dad called me begged me to forgive her. He was crying. Her mum later called and begged me to forgive her that she said she was joking with the guy.
I called the guy with her phone and i told him i am senior uncle, he said he knows who i am, then i asked him why he destroy my marriage, he asked me which marriage? That he doesn't know who I am. I shouted on him and ended the call. I called his girlfriend and told her what he was doing to my relationship. My Fiancee has been crying and begging me since then. After that I forgave my fiancee yesterday, and her parents have called to thank me but my heart is still heavy. I don't know what to do anymore.

Note: She told me she never slept with him that it's just chat jokes.

[/s] no more Simps get out senior uncle your balls are wasted

These are speculations the uk embassy has not released a memo concerning this.. So disregard anybody telling you they can help you get such kind of visa

HenryDion:
I rarely talk about the female gender on NL.

But, this is a topic worth discussing 'cause it's been bothering me for some time...

I keep noticing an increasing number of young girls with protruding stomachs - Aka. Afo Beer.

To be frank, it's the least attractive thing in a lady's body, IMHO...

But, seems some guys love it... While some don't, like me.

So guys, what's your take on girls with a protruding tummy even when they're yet to have a kid?

Girls with this condition, how do you feel about it?

it's a huge turn off for me..

Nigeriadondie:
That is the inferiority complex of the average black man who gives preferential treatment to whites.
You can imagine a black “bloody civilian” doing that to a soldier. It is either they flog him with koboko, brutalize him and even smash his windscreen if he dare not come down at the soldiers command.
U can see the uselessness of all our force men who have no regard for the average citizens but want to bootlick a white foreigner.

bro, if you are a diplomat in another country, they will never lay hands on you, if they do it will be an act of war, what I see here is soldiers who do not know their onions they obviously wanted to beat the white man up, until the major or their superior stopped them.. I think the embassy associated with the diplomat will issue a letter of apology to the respective battalion, or whatever their unit is called. The white man acted in his right by not coming down from that car , because issues can excalate when dealing with Nigerian army..

It's so beautiful

Karlman:
Not exactly,
I simply wanted to know if someone would ask me to steal or go to lapo so as to make sure I fulfill this cultural demand at this moment that I really do not have the financial power to fulfill it.
Life happens and it is what it is!

you are a man, It's not a must every problem that comes your way must be solved, in this case your best bet will be try your best to see what you can do, at the deadline if nothing comes out, (but at all at all is bad, try find something) go talk to a reasonable person from your inlaw side, explain your situation, and ask them to bear with you, that you owe them one.. I don't know about your tribe or family, but in mine, a closer inlaw who is capable will cover for you, once you explain, he will pay your share of the money, provide hand cash for you, then you owe him as a debt to be repayed by you or your kids (my own father reminds me all the time those who helped during situations like this)..

Then if they are not understanding, you can never kill yourself, join them in physical labor, i and my family did this once for my grandmother's burial, there was gossip here and there, but I come from a family that don't give a Bleep, my mother especially, I don't know about your wife, she will be the only undoing if she doesn't manage the situation with you well.

Remember that this one will come and pass,so there's nothing to kill yourself for if it doesn't work out.. Just gba mbo and leave the rest for God, my two cents

Karlman:
It's not a useless advice young fellow ...be guided and seek knowledge

now you are sounding like a holy priest. Well I will not be there when your wife calls you lazy.. You know you just came here to seek validation and not advice.. I don't exactly what advice you possibly want from this situation, you want NLanders to tell you to run away from your responsibilities or hide until burial is over..?

Karlman:
Baba its easier said than done. My wife is already on panic mode fearing I might not make it and it would be a disgrace for her if I couldn't come up with what culture demands of me.

then gtfo there and get money, y'all should stop coming to NL seeking useless advise when you know what to do... Do your best and leave the rest for God... 8

GEEBITE:
[s]Because hatred for a guy did not let you comprehend that was an UEFA post straight from their SM accounts somebody lifted and posted on this platform. Are you telling SM accounts managers of UEFA the owner of the competition they don't know their jobs .On what ground do you want to argue that?
You need a shrink, there is help nowadays for a heart filled with bile.[/s]

stfu dunce. You don't love ronaldo more than I do,

ojesymsym:
Today, the 30th of September, 2021.

I saw a missed call on my phone from 08145677895, not sure who it was, I decided to call back. When I called, the person at the other end asked who it was, and I replied that I got a missed call from the number and was calling back. He requested to know what my number ends with, and I told him, after which he called out my full name which I confirmed to be correct and he said he would call me back.

He called back and said he was calling from BVN centre, I just knew the fraud masters were at work, but usually I always play along. So, I was very polite as he was.

He called out my BVN, it was correct, he called out my full name. He then said that the date of birth on my BVN was conflicting with that on my account and that he was calling to rectify it. He called out two numbers, one of them was correct and the other was wrong by one year, he asked which one was the correct one. I choose the wrong one to be the correct one. He said, ok he will effect the change.

He then asked what banks do I have accounts so that he can also make the changes there, I told him I had many accounts, he wanted to know which one I used presently, I then proceeded to give him 3 random banks that I do not have accounts with.

He further went ahead to tell me that as of now, all my accounts have been blocked which is why he wants to help me correct the error. I told him, I was grateful. He said he had done that but I need to activate my ATM. He then asked if I had my ATM card was with me, I said no, just one with me.

He said I should read out the expiring date, I gave him a random figure. He called it out for me to confirm, which I did. He then asked me to also read out the activation serial number just above the expiring date (that is the main ATM number), I was like this one don see mugu this morning. I just took out one of my expired ATM card and read out the number to him.

He then said there is another 3 digit activation number at the back of the card, I gave him a random number for that one. He then said the system has generated a new ATM pin for me which I should now be using when I go to the ATM machine. The new number was 8191, I told him okay, I like the number.
He went further to say, but if I want him to configure it to be the old number I can let him know so that he can change it (he wanted me to tell him my pin), I told him this one was fine. He devise another excuse to ask for the number, I decided to give him another random number. He repeated it many times for me to confirm, I have a good memory, each time the number was consistent.

Here was the final part, he said I would get an activation number in a few minutes that I should read it out to him. Not long after, I got a Quickteller activation number which I was supposed to read out to him. I read out the number but changed one digit. He once again repeated the number for me to confirm, on all occasions, I confirmed the number, I could imagine him smiling at the other end hoping to make whatever transfer he wanted to do, when the thing failed, he asked me to read it out again, I did but it was giving me same error.

I told him the bank of the ATM I read to him was Standard Chartered even though the ATM card was an old sterling bank account that had expired, but somehow he asked how come the bank was showing sterling bank, I just told him it was sterling. After the failed transaction, the guy ended the call. I assume he will be busy trying to see what he can do with all the fake info I gave him.

The whole call lasted 9 mins 27 secs
A few questions though,
1. HOw on earth did they get my BVN and know my full details including date of birth?
2. How did he know that the ATM card was from Sterling and not Standard chartered as I told him it was?

Anyone, this is the fraudsters number 08145677895

to answer your question. You might have probably submitted those information unsuspectingly to all those loan forms shared on whatsapp..

Kingcalls:
U just posted crap... also they dint include he set the record as only man to score the most teams in CL history...37 different teams

Kingcalls
GEEBITE
Ijoh
You all lack simple comprehensive skills. No where did I write that ronaldo didn't or haven't accomplished those records I am only pointing out as the topic of the thread states that he didn't accomplish those feat in The Manchester united vs Villarreal match.


As for the moniker, only those who have nothing to talk about, attack the moniker, so I'm not surprised, there are droves of you here who do that.. You can now get out of my mention pls don't disturb me,

Go try bettering y'alls wretched life before you attack my moniker,

Bookhub:
Simps everywhere tuehhhhh..

they were created supplus... Wasted balls

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Ijoh:
1. The Yoruba tribe.

The first largest tribe should not be Hausa but the Yoruba.
The Present Hausa population have Niger people, Mali People, Northern Cameroon people, Chad people, and Sudan people, claiming to be Hausa in Nigeria, If not for none Nigerians they add, there is no way, they are more than Yoruba.


2. The Hausa tribe.

The Second Largest tribe, can be given to Hausa, though they use the Population of the minorities of Middle Belt to claim more population.

3. The Ijaw.

The third largest tribe, should be Ijaws not igbos.
Kogi state alone is bigger than the 5 Ibo States put together, same with Oyo state.
Imo state, with 5300 km² with Anambra state, of 4,800km² put together is 10,100km² Bayelsa state is 10,773 km²
Bayelsa state, alone is 673 km² bigger than both Imo and Anambra put together
Ijaws were unjustly Balkanized into more than six States, when all their areas are together.
Ijaws stretched straight, into more than 6 States, in Nigeria, without having any tribes in their centre.
It's not easy to stretch straight, into 6 States, without other tribes entering, into their centre.
They stretched straight, from Ondo, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa-Ibom, and the Aminadokiari Ijaws, and they are in many different local governments in each of these states.
The people called Ijaws are the Ijaw tribe people under Ijaw Youth Council, IYC, Ijaw National Congress INC, and the Lovers of Ijaw Nation Organization LINO.
These organizations have 12 LGA in Rivers state.
7 LGA in Akwa-Ibom state.
8 lga in Bayelsa state.
6 LGA in Delta state.
In Delta state, the Ijaws are in Burutu, Bomadi, Patani, Warri Southwest they share with Itsekiri, they are far more than Itsekiri there, Itsekiri agree too.
Warri North, they also share with Itsekiri, and Warri South, they share with Itsekiri and Urhobo, like the Diebiri clan and the rests.
Bomadi the largest lga in Delta state which also belong to Ijaw, is bigger than 5 Urhobo lga put together, which are Udu, Okpe, Uvwie, Ughelli South, ethiope.

In Edo, they are in 3 LGA.
Ovia Southwest Ovia North East and Ikpoba Okha.
They share these areas with the Bini people.
Ovia Southwest and Ovia North East are the two largest lga in Edo state.
Ijaws have the Aminadokiari people that are under IYC today.

The Enugu state have Idoma people in it, Anambra state have Igala people in it.
Abia have Aminadokiari Ijaw people in it.
Imo have acculturated Egbema Ijaw people in it.
Ebonyi have Cross River languages in it.
Ijaws are more than igbos,
Many people you think are Ibo are actually Ijaws, under IYC INC and LINO.

4. Igbo.

The Igbos are the 4th largest tribe, not Ijaws.


5. Fulani.

The fifth can go to Fulani because the Fulani come from all West Africa countries, to cause problems, and we speak of Nigeria tribes alone.

These are all true well checked facts.
So that Nigerians don't get misinformed.
Share it to other Nigerians.

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WriterNig:
@Goal



@UEFA Champions League
Most goals in history (136)
� Most appearances (178)
� [s]Most goals in a season (17)
� Most goals in knockout stages (67)
� Only player to score in 11 straight games
� Only player to score in 3 finals[/s]

these canceled records are irrelevant in that match, he didn't achieve them in that match if at all he holds those records.. The reasons are as follows
This CL season is not over yet, so we don't know if someone will surpass 17 goals

That match was not a knockout match, we are still in group stage.

This season ronaldo has not scored 11goals not to talk straight 11goals

This is not a finals match..

The only record he created in that match was most appearance in CL. And also topping up his CL goals

Offpoint1:
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.

you are suffering from call anxiety, but 6months is a huge gap, i dont know what to call that.. "SELFISH AND UNCARING?

Ify3:
[s]It's sickening how you people defend evil so confidently. A thing that's too glare is being argued and denied with ease. I'm a full Igbo blood and reside in Ibo land too. I was in Owerri wen all the atrocities were committed in Owerri. We had arguments and later some reasonable persons saw themselves some of the neighbours that are members of the unknown gun men.

I remembered arguing some of the incidents and activities of the IPOB with a very good friend who's a member of IPOB and he warned me immensely to desist discussing IPOB or something terrible will happen to me. That he's allowing me because I'm he's bosom friend. Since then I stopped talking about IPOB or being in the midst of it's discussion.

Igbo ga adi nma ma anyi nile kpoo ihe ojoo asi. (Igbo will be great if we desist from evil).
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i asked you a simple question, stopping writing in igbo for me. If you know ipob did this atrocity to Dr. Akinyuli, you. Must surely know why, if not shut up and stop spreading false accuse..

oluwaseyi0:
If any Nigeria government agency deny anything just know they are fully responsible for it

See how NYSC denied the ransom advise to corper

you know them well

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Give me one good reason any igbo would want to kill Dr. Akinyuli.. If not all of you should shut up, enjoy your internet warriorship while it last,..

meetirimiya:
You are not being objective if you say Pep was never a good coach. Is Messi in M/City? Or has Pep not being successful in M/City?
My humble opinion!

pep can't play with economy players, he literally plays football with money, no crown for that i dont see him as any special..

unbitchable:
Messi made him the best coach in the world.

he was never a good coach

sarrki:
This is sad.

Dr Chike Akunyili is dead

He was the husband of Prof Dora Akunyili

The family has announced:

He was killed by the IPOB yesterday in Onitsha.

The annoucememt was made by Cyril Akunyili

This is terrible.

Only the human rights of IPOB leaders matter.

Those who speak against the IPOB risk execution

And that is the Biafra they are crafting

The family wants the clergy and politicians to speak up against this evil.

I wish they had the sense and courage.

IPOB terrorism will decimate Igbo land

And make it desolate.

How can the killing of brothers be a strategy for achieving self determination

May the soul of Dr Chike Akunyili rest in peace.

May God grant his family the fortitude to bear the loss.

if so, tell us why ipob killed him..

engrfaruq:
That person with umbrella, use style carry US flag near Chinko drone

I thought I was the only one who saw it,

Dodoproperties:
This man don't look poor o, Saga father is rich in his own space o,
No trust this men with white beard o, they can nack anything

all of them in that house nobody is poor, they all came there via influnence

JoeRizzla:
Add rizzla on top am

rizzla? Wtf

Happened:
Na those Weah no Sabi do grill Una dey call the price for .... Imagine .... Them tell me say Grilled Roasted chicken with pepper sauce na 4500 Naira for Awka.

So I decided to enter Eke Awka , ... I Buy full chicken and Grill am by myself ....

Hahhahha .... I even do pepper sauce join .... And my own sweet dieeeee.

No be the full chicken be that oooo ... I don already chop the head and the legs ... Inside the kitchen ....

Na small I take snap .... E still remain for my Kitchen .... The Chicken is very very Big ... And na 4k I buy am ���

Excuse ... Who dey knock for my door ���� .... I no dey allow visitors on days like this ooooo .... Just dey your dey .... If the thing dey important ...

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who did you cheat now, calculate your lost calories, your time, your transport and gas cost, and see if you are not cheating yourself eh... Stingy man