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Bellfun:
Very true!

Not only for businesses.. But also for other individuals!

House rent is now on the rise cos of these guys(they can pay millions for accommodation) and the greedy landlords expect all other tenants to pay up too(not minding the fact that people don't have the financial muscle to compete with G boys).

clothing too, imagine denims that normally go for 3-7k now go for 18-30k because of this set of people polo that should go for 3-6k now go for 7-15k..

donbachi:
Similar to tower of babel story...e no go end well.

ah swear, this is some type of billionaire villain shit they show on TV, billionaires trying to live long doing shaddy experiments

OJEEMAH:
Your inability to dispute my claims with credible facts speaks volume.

you putting mbappe first before lukaku as a better striker speaks volume of your knowledge of football.. He's a better player overall of course Expected of him as he's young...

OJEEMAH:
getat??

[s]What for?? Despite you old age, you can't relate with people without hostility?

England is not the standard to determine who is good and who isn't. England this, England that yet only Madrid get UCL pass all English teams combine.............How many world footballer England don produce in the last 40year??

Hazard & Coutinho wey never pick for more than 3 years in Spain no be from England.

Oga, widen you soccer knowledge and stop the needless hype[/s].

EPL is the best football league in the world..? Yes or No
Your answer will determine if you know football or not

OJEEMAH:
Maybe no 3 or even 4.........Lewandoski, Benzema, Mbappe & Haland are better than him interms of finishing

getat, they should come to England and recreate their fit

Kempinski:
This is a woman that has everything at her disposal, I still don't get it what she really wants and the motivation behind this mess she's putting herself into

it's simple she's nit getting enough from her overworked husband, understandable, but that shouldn't give her the nerve to cheat on him.

Kempinski:
Good morning guys , there's this woman in my neighborhood who has been having an extramarital affairs with the bike man that normally use to come and pick her children to school in the morning, she has two kid, a boy and a girl, but her cheating spree is out of this world...

Her husband is a nice person and works in one of the big bank in the country on the island, due to his nature of his job, he leaves for work early and return very late...

This crazy woman has been using this to hit her children's bike man on severea occasion, there's was this day I was at home working on my laptop early in the morning, the window of her bedroom shares the same as mine only a fence blocking us apart, I kept hearing heavy moany and repeated thrust sound coming from the bedroom,

This man in question is a cool headed gentle man, easy going in the estate and doesn't deserve this kind of trouble and heart wenching action the woman is taking him through, I don't preay he finds out and I need help on how to tell the woman to stop doing this and at the same time I don't want their marriage to crash....

After knacking, this woman goes to her shop and pretends as if nothing happens.....

next time record it..

stunnert:
[s]Hmmm. In this life, when you're chasing your goals and giving it your all daily, pls and pls always be conscious of your health, go for regular checkups, don't ignore that little pain you feel in a part of your body as it might become fatal tomorrow, eat balanced diets, exercise regularly. Remember a cat might have nine lives but humans have got just one.

Your health is like a bus ticket which gives you the pass to get a bus ride, once the ticket expires you drop from the bus[/s]

this is almost nonsense without the spiritual part

Aforxzy:
My brother once told my mum that he had finished all the jollof rice in the cooler meanwhile he didn't. My mother was angry cos she wanted to eat the rice..but she let it go. I was in the kitchen listening to his lies. I opened the cooler saw the remaining jollof rice and ate it.. When he went later to eat the rice there was nothing left in the cooler. He couldn't cry because he had already told my mum he's eaten it. Neither could he beat me cos I will tell her the truth.


He was grumpy throughout that day but I care less.

. . Damn.. Never laughed so hard

Mrkumareze:
Sipping honey my mom bought that year. I usually take very little(thinking d litter I sip won't be noticed) before I know e don go half. One day mom needed to make use of it, kasala burst

I used to do this too,

fourboys:
One girl like that beat the hell out of me the next day in class I started bragging how I nearly killed the girl the girl just dey one side dey look me cos she is a quiet type.. one idiot classmate brought an idea that we should fight again in front of everyone Omo before 5seconds the girl knocked me out again

i almost died with laughter on this.. Chei... This is hilarious

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s]That's why you're where you are now .

says some one I am probably richer than maybe you should take a break from reading meaning into people's moniker and focus on elevating yourself from the shackles of poverty, because I can tell poverty don show you shege for you to come into that number 2 conclusion
Take heart eh, my regards to your wretched cronies

Ammishaddai:
1. You're the most important person in your life irrespective of the ties you have with other humans who may be related to you by blood and history


2. Without money in this life you're no better than a leper

i vehemently disagree with number two..

supportnija:
Why is black people so useless, so if you a nurse , you are a prostitute , useless thought.

Shut up, is your dad white.. Write with your brain, not your feet
Nurses are promiscuous or you want me to spell it out for you

Ammishaddai:
You're generalizing and that's misleading

woh, general ko, Central government ni na lie before...

Resurgent2016:
lol....youre a comedian. The man is dead, take youre mind off him and he will rest-in-peace. Keep thinking of him and you will keep imagining things.

abi oh, he should pray over it, the dead don't have any business with the living.. The debt will be paid on his on accord, and if he decides he's not paying, there's nothing the dead can do about it..

Fucking demons if they want to have the frivolity of life while they are gone, they should bless the young man with millions...

Jungle romance

Softboy001:
....life has been difficult to say the least, ever since I moved to lagos after finishing my nysc in March, I thought hoped things will be better but it only became...
Well let's leave that. I just want advice, that's why I am here.am currently squatting with my elder brother and his fiance in a room and palor self con. They are getting married by December. I have alot of burden to them, they don't need to tell me I know. But what will a man do. I forgot to add am 27 years old. I studied mechanical engineering (HND). My hands are really tied right now. I left a crazy job(30k/months) that I was using to sustain my self. Don't judge me, am not lazy. I left because of security reasons. Plus It was a slave kind of work. Presently am hooked. I don't know where and what to do. I currently don't have up to 5k in my account self. As I no gree do yahoo aka jazz. Na wetin my eyes dey see be this.

...any way my gist is getting to long. There is an man that has always been a father to me. He helped me through school. I really thank him. As in he has done alot. The man just like me for no reason.and has been helping me since I was young. Anyway he called me and then after explaining to him how things has been for him.

He called again after a month. He said he has a deal for me.

The deal is that, he wants to sponsor me to go to canada. I forgot to add, he stays in Austria. Him and his family. So the deal is about 2.5 million naira, so he said he going to work everything for me that includes international passport,visa, airplane ticket, accommodation and also the package includes work also. but the deal is that. He will pay about. 850k. To get me there first. Then when am there and have started working I'll pay 1.8 million to the agency $4k.

So that's the deal. The 850k he is just using that to help me.actually he himself he paying 650k to the agency and giving me 200k as pocket money. Then when I get there I can work and give the agency the remaining 1.85 million.

So please guys, what to do you think. My fears is going to a country I don't know anyone at all, there is so much risk involved canada far o and will I be able to pay up the money. I don't want to owe gbese that I can't pay back.

What do you guys think?
Should I go ahead? Or remain in naija?

I have so much fears, that's why am scared of going, what if I go broke?

I have from now till Monday to decide, the processing is starting on Monday

considering your current position you are simply lazy, this is not something to think twice about,,,

Natural441:
I[s] no be Ronaldo fan but make those stupid feminist or what are they calling them go sit for one place,
Make dey no spoil career for the guy.

After all Messi is the goat[/s]

getat, we don't need your support

Freestainworld:
[s]There's a drug( injection) that is used in treating it, but it has to be administered by a medical personnel, preferably a medical doctor, don't ask how I know about it, I am a male nurse.[/s]

you just said nothing. Stop feeling yourself

OldGods:
I want to go on vacation, I want to eat a lot of seafoods, snakes, crocodile or alligator etc. Please which states can you recommend

bayelsa,

flyinnizam:
Here's what happened, my brother was returning from hunting with the bushpig he killed when he saw a big snake crossing the road so he killed it with cutlass since Python is a very lady snake.

that's. Herthog not a pig

Tolzy11:
My HP Laptop of recent, when turned on without even doing anything or when I lift it up, it gives me a grinding machine sound until I hit or slap the back it won't stop making such sound .
Please, what can I do ?

dusty dirty fans...

Let uzodiojo come down from that seat first. Right now he is enjoying the protection provided by his position.. He is a disowned fellow among the igbos.. He shall be ostracized after his tenure...

Crossroad1:
See, if you are slim, chocolate or ebony, a bit curvy, small or moderate boobs, small or moderate yansh, then we are game..
But the pics below shows what really turns me on..
Side boobs and tummy hairline, I die there mhennnn
If we are both home alone and you put on bumshort and loose singlet revealing your boobs expecially the side boobs and hairline, you Don kill me o

apart from titties and booties, and fine faces.. Nothing kills me more than a girl in fitting red dress, red panties

Yungmil:
Different people have different things that keeps them happy which might include, football( more especially men), music, film,church activities, girlfriend and boyfriend stuff, drinking, smoking,travelling and so on.


For me aside other things, as a chelsea fan I love footbal. It makes me happy.

What about you

games, draw soup, my family being happy.. Long green crypto candles

which kind igbo dialect be this wtf is Rima

dannyrhymes600:
Kleptomaniacs are people who steal uncontrollably, they may not need the item they steal but they just have a strong urge to steal it.

First experience

When I was in junior sec we had this big guy in our class, he steals anything he sets his eyes on. From erasers, pencils, chalks, cane, already used notebooks, sharpeners, dirty socks even launch boxes. He was asked to bring his parents to school on several occasions but his mum never showed up. People nicknamed him ( omo baba elekun ) the crying man's son because his dad crys anytime he was called to the school concerning his son's case. The father looks and smells rich, he even owned a car then, the funny part is, this guy comes to school with 500 naira. 500 naira was real cash back in 2007. When you ask him why he steals he will start crying and ask you if he steals, it was as if he wasn't aware he steals.


Second experience

Around 2013 when I finished senior sec i was enjoying myself at home so most times I was seen roaming about in the barracks with friends. I became friends with this girl whose dad was a master warrant officer. That is a good rank in the Nigerian army. We noticed that anytime she comes to our house something always get missing. My mum called my attention to it but I didn't want to believe she was the one stealing them. She came to our house one day through the kitchen door and few seconds later my mum started looking for the matches ontop of the shelf. As she was going home, she wanted to give me money to buy recharge card and do subscription so we can chat on 2go at night, that was when the matchbox fell from her pocket, I didn't say anything because I was surprised as hell. Next day, she came and we started looking for our TV remote, I just went to their house and collected it from her without saying a word. Babe even stole my lil bro's spoilt palito radio. She is the only child of her father, her mum died when giving birth to her. I nicknamed her sticky fingers. She liked that name till we left the barracks, she said it was the nicest name someone gave her because of her condition. Others call her names like barawo, thief, armed robber and other painful names.

I believe these people need help, if you notice a clepto please don't be harsh to them

You can also share your experiences too

sticky fingers.. Why do I find that name funny

film3four:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5mXDi1rOr4

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTpQCpDDhAz/?utm_medium=copy_link

Lalasticlala

omo this guy get base o... Wadafuq

expert1:
Hello Nairalanders and Guests.

I am just curious to know what to do with the placenta after birth, and I am sure many young men as first timers feels the same if handed the placenta after his wife delivers a child.

Especially to young guys that are just raising a family. I know that culture varies but in Yoruba tribe for example, placenta are meant to be buried. Buried where? On your land or you have to encroach another man's land to bury that?

As a father or grandfather kindly share your experience on how to dispense placenta after delivery.

Many thanks.

some cook and eat it, some bury under a tree trunk.. But whatever you do always make sure you take it with you, don't give it to doctors or hospitals for reason

OgThanos:
Lagos, Where I Lagos are you

ABJ.. What's your contact