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OkpaNsukkaisBae:
If you follow Lord Zeus you will know this is not skit. Kudos to him and his members.
Most of them can be treated and rehabilitated.

This babe can even remember where she come from, her father's name. Please they should continue to monitor her please

If you watch nigerian movies, you may remember her.
Wish the ladies can come and identify her.

Mabuggi88:
Some people sef, why not make some research. Look at how completely conclude.
From day one I followed this incidence, from the day Lord Zeus met her wandering about in Asaba with no direction, to when some philanthropists that saw the matter online donated monies for the rehabilitation. Meanwhile each time the guy and his crew are visiting the rehab home, some people pay for their trips and they normally go there with the relations of the girl. The girl was also a one time actress in Nollywood before the madness came, to tell you I'm very familiar with the matter

My first thought was " i know this babe". But i don't know how. Now you mentioned nollywood,she usually act very well in village dramas. She is a very fair lady naturally if its the lady my mind is remembering. I also read somewhere that same lady had a mental breakdown sometime ago
Trying to remember the name. And yes, the 2 pictures are the same. Look at the nose. She reigned during the peak of mercy Johnson.

Her story was not hidden. I just can't remember her story. I'm still in shock if is actually her.

DMerciful:
Amaechi should be apologizing for bring APC that wrecked Nigeria.

Amaechi as president will not fundamentally change Nigeria but Peter Obi will reset Nigeria back to standard.

On Peter Obi's rock will the new Nigeria be built and the gates of criminality shall not prevail against him

It's always good to read the room anytime you enter. Always read the room.

Amaechi is doing what he is supposed to do while work is ongoing underground.
Tinubu and co don meet their match.

Naija politics is sweeter than world cup these days.

Mtcheew.

So this 40 xters still exist?
Seun, complete it.

Onegai:
All the women calling him "baby" are actually addressing his wallet fondly. They're kissing and caressing his bank accounts, not him. If the wallet falls to the ground and he has a heart attack and falls into a deep gutter, the women will save the wallet, dust it, kiss it and pet it whilst asking the wallet: "are you okay, are you hurting, pls be okay baby ".




They seriously need to be having annual lectures about Mid-life crisis to men. It's so ridiculous. And the shame and guilt they feel internally once it has passed and they're looking at the destruction and havoc they've wrecked but are unable to admit to because of pride...

Some are in complete denial of midlife crisis.
Some don't know what it is.

I have never seen a topic on midlife crisis here.
As long as they can still get it up,an average naija man thinks he is okay. Both the educated ones

Some are still single but already experiencing midlife crisis. Many of them here.

Osebanjo:
GEJ might eventually contest because the North indeed needs a southerner that won’t cross the 4 year tenure constitutionally. The votes in the north will be shared between GEJ, APC and Atiku for sure. South will do Atiku dirty unless Obi agree to be his running mate. SW will definitely follow PBAT and he’ll be getting few votes across SS with the defections going on there.

You do not know the north. If atiku is contesting, who is Jonathan?
North never rated him anyway. Na south east carry the man for head and as it is bc of obi, south east no rate am again. Also, wike spoil show for any south south politician. Jonathan can never convince anybody he is not working with wike. And come to think of it, wike is doing all these for a vp slot 2031. Jonathan coming out already nullifies that plan. 2027 election is what paves way for 2031 so stakeholders have that in mind.

Also, if Jonathan comes out, he is a weakling. Seems like he dont enjoy the goodwill he got before and want to soil it.
Pdp should field wike, afterall he is from ss.
He dont want to contest cos the permutation with tinubu is to make pdp presidential election unattainable so tinubu will come out unopposed in the south. He initially planned to scuttle all the political parties and ride alone but he and his team never saw the coalition coming so they are using plan B to Z at the moment.
Sponsoring smear campaign against obi is not working either. He resorted to using state apparatus and that one failed.
Nice game, we dey side dey watch. It will be fun.

NewDea4:
Kemi quit being stupid already, UK is not your country

If UK is not her country, what is?
She gets what all citizens of UK get and is protected in and outside the UK if something should happen to her like others. So what again makes her not a brit?

In all her documents, she writes citizen.

You know what, we all behave like an average nigerian filled with so much hate,jealousy and envy if things dont go our way or we dont coarse somebody to be corrupt like us by association.
Let brits handle kemi. If she fail, she may still be a lawmaker. Her husband and kids are all brits so she is not going anywhere till her death. Focus on yourself. Enough if this kemi this or that.

Akwamkpuruamu:
Yorubas like pulling down the ladder others used to climb to success especially in foreign lands. It was still a Yoruba boy that made UK to know that students come with their dependents under student visa before then stop am. Very wicked set of people

You must be joking.
You mean as a student, your family can come in without proper documentation and identification just like that?
You really mean uk immigration is never aware that students come in with their dependants?
Seriously?

Sometimes, it's good to pack that una sense for naija matter only.

Surprisingly, if Jonathan decides to run, he will get a very lukewarm welcome. Contrary to what others may think, we all know why Jonathan is being courted. He will not get any vote from South East. Time south east start playing national politics the right way instead of using emotions.
The best bet as it is for them right now is the north. North has fully extended their hands, they will be very stupid not to grab it. Jonathan coming g to the table is working against them and yes, south east need this. South South can follow Jonathan. Right now, it's to your teeth oh isreal. All zones should work for what favours them.

BlackViper:
I don't think you know what hearsay is. The victim testified and the police presented medical evidence in the form of a rape kit. That is not hearsay, that is proof beyond reasonable doubt

They thought it's nigerian court and police.

KIDfurniture:
I dey tell una sa the konji wey dey abroad no be anybody mate. Even ur naija girls will deny u access if u don’t have a good car …. Most naija dey even share one room .while some sleep in the living room .

I thought that it was said here severally that nigerian men abroad are like celebrities who are in high demand?
What happened?
Ashawo' is cheap, what happened to using them?

What happe ed to se'x dolls that were promoted here everyday?

What is konji?
Cos you are thinking and imagining doing it always?
When you dont do it, your body will stop producing sperm unless you release the one already produced so production and release has nothing to do with konji.

Konji happen when you won't stop fantasising hitting it deep with some babes in your wildest imagination else, you are OK.

So, konji is psychological. Unpsychological am. EOD.

pocohantas:
We have been advising them, but they say we are bitter. So UK and other foreign countries should do as they please to these predators.

You know, throughout my growing up till university days, I vowed never to enter market to buy clothes and shoes. You know,instead each major market, you have the shoe lines,clothes lines etc.
Guess why?

Even small boy will touch you,drag you, all in the name of customer come and buy. When you resist, they will start insulting you. As in, insult the living daylight out of you and heaven help you if you insult the person back, a legion will descend on you as if they are waiting for that moment.

If you like dress like virgin Mary, they don't care. And market govt says and do nothing.

What right have you to touch somebody casually?
I have been warning them.

Heaven bears me witness,not up to 2 weeks i warned one of my nigerian bobo. Greet but please do not touch.
Before you arrive,go and read the laws. Both written and unwritten. Stay 5 feets away from women. Even animals. Always ask. Get consent first. Even if she made the first move, be very careful. As you dey do the do, if she suddenly say she don't want, come back to your senses immediately,highest pour am for bedsheet. This includes that wife you paid for and brought abroad.
Its only in naija that konji is a basta'rd, it's never one in a developed society.

You should be in control of your third leg, not the other way.

What do you expect when you think that the only way to enjoy life is through se'x.

Then they will start telling you about prostrate cancer. As in they may deceive illiterates with that who refused to use simple Google search.

ednut1:
A lot of Nigerian men have no game. And are use to using money and force. Till they get abroad and get caught

Once you remove money and force in the equation, they are lost. I think this problem was created from birth where young boys are trained to see money as the solution to all problems and force is seen as power. Can't wrap my head around do why we are so diff.


It is connected to the insane corruption and dirty jobs in this country.

What do our professors do at school?
What are they paid for.
Do they ever do research at all?
Heck.

Racoon:
I have been seeing Rx on prescription sheet but never understood what it means until I became an adult.

Now something piqued my curiosity yesterday when I visited a relative in a hospital and saw the acronym "PACU" I have been searching the meaning but yet to arrive @ it. Can the medics in the house please help? Thanks

Meanwhile feel free to add your own medical acronyms not in the picture for a wider audience education.

Post Anesthesia Care Unit. Those that had surgery and are recovering are always put in PACU unit first from the theatre to see how they are recovering from anesthesia before taking them to their rooms. Its a little bit like ICU unit but not that serious. Some hospitals especially privates in Nigeria do not have PACU.

His friends should tell him that UK officially recognises biological males and females. He should be careful what he posts on social media before hand go touch am. This is not Nigeria

Kobojunkie:
Na so deportation for UK dey work? The husband could revoke her stay even after legally confirming her a his spouse? How is what this @OP storyteller describes any different from the primitive act of throwing a woman back to her father's house?

They are in their homes in naija telling us how immigration rules work in UK.
So easy

It it's that easy to do, many would have been thrown out. Both man and woman

Story teller must tell story.
We must trend by all means.

See gloating everywhere.
At 41, she can comfortably give birth with her eggs intact. Our aunties and mums that gave birth at age 45 didn't use frozen eggs.

Maybe, some of the eggs may not be as good as when she was younger. The same with sper'ms of aged men. They become more unhealthy as men age. Its 50/50, so dont gloat yet. Like autism has stronger paternal lineage than mum. (Argue with your medical textbooks). (Do you know that people that are married to older men have higher risks of miscarriages, miscarriages than younger men? Bipolar or even schizophrenia? So many. So i woudnt gloat if i were any of you as you guys know nothing. A woman froze her eggs, an added advantage for her and her future and you are gloating. These are the leaders of tomorrow in Nigeria).Its just that ladies are more discerning than men to secure their eggs when younger unlike men who spill theirs even on a dough just for the fun of it.
As you go about donating yours to the street,remember to freeze it. Men equally do that.

If you vomited blood, go and check your health. Everything to an average nigerian is spiritual attack. I wonder what a British man will say if he is vomiting blood or a Chinese man.

No wonder nigeria is the poorest country on earth with such amount of natural resources. The human resources is below par. They reason like this man.
See their politicians.

Tinubu has been flogging Dangote since he came to power no matter how the man has bent to accommodate his wishes because he is on revenge mission that Dangote supported and financed the opposition during last election.

muykem:
Obidients will be fully integrated into ADC after primary. Atiku don't want stiff primary challenge hence no role for Obidients yet.

ADC is not a brain child of Atiku only. Don't make it his party. People from different parties came together to form that coalition. Do not make it more than what it should be regardless of who you support.

AMINDA:
Peter Obi has been fully involved in coalition talks from day one but for some reason, he kept Obidients in the dark until 48 hours till the official unveiling. He even had to be called out by David Hundeyin before he did that. Then came in campaign fund rustlers like Aisha Yesufu and other Obidients with so much chaos and attacks on Atiku and other members of the coalition. Demanding for the ticket to be handed to them. It was almost as if they wanted the coalition to fail so Obi can move away to go contest on his own. All they are after is campaign funds. Like BringBackOurGirls, like EndSars, you only find them where donor funds are available to be misappropriated. Obi should either be bold and reign in these opportunists or do their bidding and go contest on his own. Enough of the half-hearted commitment.

You really know that Aisha very well. I never liked her nor will. Don't know why ObI surrounded
himdelf with people like her. Hope he has learnt better.

She is no diff from Reno. Except she is worst.

This woman hated igbo people with passion. Go through her posts before Obi. She attacked igbo endlessly. And all of a sudden, that was forgotten and forgiving because she attached herself to Obi.

Obidients and igbo people especially should learn how to play national politics. Chest beating don't win elections. Its political permutation and alignments or realignment.

SmartPolician:
It's easier to gain weight than to lose weight. To gain weight, you just have to be genuinely happy. You will gain weight immediately.

Food, body metabolism, some form of medications like contraceptives and some health conditions are what makes one gain unnecessary weight. Highest being food, not happiness.

Make una stop disgracingbus in public spa e like we no pass through school.

Those on tlc 600lb weight reality show are not happy. Sadness made them gain weight cos of some psychological problems and they used food as coping mechanisms until they exploded.

Jay1jay2:
Good job, whatever it takes to lose weight .



Hope it does not have serious side effects. Some use ozempic

And there are so many fake flying around nigeria.


I use 2.5ml mounjaro cos I want to regulate my sugar level after stress made me go off tangent.
The spike on my insulin was making me so weak and foggy. Its the fad thing in uk now. GP are now prescribing it to patients anyhow.

Even when you source outside the NHS, it's still very cheap. Cheap in some other countries but very expensive in America.

cococandy:
How will they clean their mouths and tongues? 😳

They use special brush. Very soft. It's not new in Nigeria. Sometimes our drs suggest and encourage their patients to do that..
Guess it's because they do not know Jack about food and nutrition and those that do studied it, don't educate the public on what to eat and how to eat it.

dominique:
Tying of teeth. I've seen someone to it during my NYSC days. She couldn't talk properly, we had to strain our ears to hear her. She said she could only feed on liquids or semi solids using straws, not like she was that fat o. I didn't see her after we left camp but those that saw her said she lost a lot of weight. The procedure should be used for overweight people who eat uncontrollably

The most unhealthy way to lose weight.
She will gain it back if she do not know how to combine her food and make it a life changing habit.
If people know how to regulate their insulin level and keep it low. Hunger and will disappear and they will be OK.

7 kids

You born, you train. I can only give money if I want to. No obligation. No guilt either.

They should continue breeding like rat. Na only them like dik and to'to.

Stop bringing relatives children to live with you. It usually doesn't end well. From the guy side, the woman may maltreat the child or the man may s'exuall'y abuse her if its from her wife's side.

Send that child to the best school if you want to help and let that child grow up with her or his parents. As for all school requirements, deal directly with the school. She or he may come for holiday and there it ends. Those formative years with parents matters a lot.
We always get our priorities wrong.

Tomorrow, you and your wife will tell the world you made her what she is and she is not grateful because you wait to reap the fruit of your labour.
Are you not a nigerian again?
Even fulfilling our obligations to our children, we still expect them to reciprocate because we think they owe us.
Twisted mindset that have drained and destroyed nigeria till date. Entitlement mentality. God is not even excluded. We do good because we believe that God will pay us back with good and we will make heaven.

The most popular which affects Nigerians most is sciatic pain that run through the feet.

Good and educative topic.
Thank you