₦airaland Forum

The journalists and the guy were looking confused. Mr man eventually bailed

GboyegaD:
No, oviedo means someone from Edo State.

I'm igbo

BATified2023:
don’t expect much from igbos

Tinubu paid you for more than this. Its very stale.
If I were his social media coordinator, I will review you all posts and send some of you packing.
What you do don't justify your pay. So many of you are lacking
Work harder.

Roger3D:
And what has one's clothes got to do with the capacity to do a job? Nigerians and stupidity

Like the way buhari, an illiterate was marketed that his education, development and antecedents doesn't matter. Rather we should look at his integrity.

We are stil on integrity.

GboyegaD:
Are you Oviedo?

.
A nairalander?
Nope.

MaliCampus:
Evil man, show us where Igbo attacked Yorubas anywhere in the east, or any clash between Igbos and Yoruba in any South west state.
Devil from Benue state trying to incite tribal war. You can only fool the uneducated yorubas.

That's the only thing he know how to do. Incite tribal war. I'm happy people are ignoring his rants now.

People don't care these days.

breadplanets:
Which one are we drinking this morning

Nne, do you know I have never tasted pammy
I regret it.

GboyegaD:
I feel honored. I made it for me and my madam. She is the representative of the in-laws.

And we say iseeeeee!

Meaning amen

GboyegaD:
Sunday lunch:

Pounded yam and bitter leaf soup.

Look at this soup. You only make this type for your inlaw.
They will rinse mouth with better palmwine.

There are two types of palm wine. I'm sure many of us don't have any idea .
Nkwù enu and ngwò. Nkwù enu is more expensive.

Nkwu enu is usually giving to in-laws and important dignitaries. The taste is diff and sweater on the first day before fermentation sets in. Ngwò is for the masses.
Experts always know which one is which when they taste. Most times sellers mix the two. They also know how old it is through testing.
Nkwù enu is from normal palm tree in people's farms or compounds while ngwò is at the base of streams, rivers bush etc. Its always around water most of the time. It's like wild palm tree.

Picture of the two.

gloryhomemaker:
You got the spelling right. Such a delicacy, can you send some please?

I don't know why I don't like it.
I love igbangwù òka.
Ayaraya ji and òkpa di òkù
I miss that town.

There is this joint in town where we go for better point and kill.

One day, I met one of our wicked lecturers there
I pretended I was sick and took off
Make the man no mark my face.

Avoiding confrontation with those beasts is the beginning of wisdom in that school.
No matter your level, they will humble you.

Looks so good. U did well

Why kill himself in his living room for his family to see especially the daughter so she will be traumatised for life.
Wicked man.

There are many ways to commit suicide peacefully.
That way, those around uou will not be traumatised by the golly picture.

obailala:
And you're sure Tinubu's own came with amnesia because you live with him or are his doctor?

Tinubu has made many blunders that are related to amnesia. Guy, die the matter. Tinubu has parkinson disease which worsen as the day go by. More irritable bowl syndrome, stiff joint and shaking hands. As time goes on, he may forget the wife. Sorry. That's what it is. Even though he gets best medical treatment from best hospitals all over the world, it is what it is. He is terminally ill. Take him home and nurse him like he should be nursed if you like him. But him leaving means all of you will have to look for other means of income, some will become irrelevant while some will end behind bars that's why every one of you is pushing him.
Goodluck to you all.

Oh, before I forget, like 3 months earlier, you were humping everywhere here against apc. What what has happened? I engaged you cos I know you will twist mouth later. I am not surprised anyway
Chameleon is the name.

Let the child be. Yet to see anybody become successful because of good handwriting.
Most times Nigerian parents font know they are crossing boundaries. They end up making their kids develop low self esteem which affect them in adulthood.

obailala:
Amnesia?... And you know that how?

Parkinson comes with it.

Depending on the couple and their beliefs.

Every couple is different

obailala:
The man is the one pushing himself.

Do you know he has amnesia too?
Characteristics of old age is rigidity especially if you are always in control. As long as people along are beating the drum, he continues dancing.

Groundnut crab soup
I use utazi to do groundnut soup.
This crab is work

The reason is your oil and gas. Nothing more.
Europe lead by UK is out for Nigerian gas, USA is not left out.
Nigeria makes noise, they will level it and move to the next conquered territory.

And Nigerians here instead of asking why are busy checking out their looks. Youths indeed. Very low intelligent quotient people.

They are already bowing down to worship their slave master.

obailala:
THe 80's is even going too far; go checkout his videos when he was governor. He looked much younger and was certainly in his mid or late 40's. I'll place my bet on recent ill health cos he wasnt looking anywhere close to this frail even in 2015. Now he can barely walk for long, his speech is slurred and his hands are shaking.

Sickness can fast forward your age. Parkinson disease is no joke.

The other day people posted celine dion looking so old. It is sickness. Recent pictures of olu Jacobs I saw was shocking. From a robust looking actor who commands respect with his voice to a man who look so frail and around 110yrs.

The problem with tinubu handlers is that they don't want to listen to his drs advice. No Dr will advice a parkinson disease patient to continue living an active life. If he is in the West, there will be a disclaimer and should something happen, the drs are free. Parkinson is a neurological disease that gets worst each day and you can't cure it.
Your people hate this man with passion. That's why they are subjecting him to this torture. If those pushing him don't have anything to gain, I don't think they will be doing this.

Charley boy has a very good gene.
72yrs

LongT:
Yeah she has been diagnosed with a rare stomach cancer. So she's actually going through bad time as a result of that.

Celine is not suffering from any cancer. Her family members do.

madjune:
This feature is common in people with hormonal disorders.

I'm so sure it's some form of it.

She's just good with her privacy, that's all.

You are the only one who made sense here.
She is suffering from severe muscle spasms of which hormonal imbalance was listed as one of causes.
She is better and looking healthier.

Melonsmasher:
BAT supporters are so brainless, The infinity symbol on the plate has nothing at all to do with Tinubu.

This common symbol of infinity ∞ was originally invented by the English mathematician John Wallis in 1655 and not by Tinubu lol.
BAT only adopted it just like anyone else for a personal use best known to him. The symbol has been in use over the years by most companies and brands.

I'm not a BAT supporter but I have an infinity tattoo on my arm.

It's very obvious that supporting BAT will always make anyone come out clueless and utterly stupid no matter how intelligent the person is or try to show.

Come to think of it, what relevance is this symbol to hungry Nigerians hoping for a better country?

Which one do you belong to?
The symbol is used in occult.

cococandy:
Preston !!!

Babe, I didn't even know it was abacha. Thought it was one of those noodles.
Your comment made me to go and read the post and looked carefully.

The guy na cooking encyclopedia. No matter the culture and tribe, he will replicate with love.

I've never seen a man prepare abacha before.
I sincerely duff my cap.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen


Abacha and Ugba (African Salad)

Taste great and nice flavour


Have a lovely day Everyone ♥️

It is well

A man can prepare abacha, hmm
Ladies, you are in trouble

These guys should work harder.
We were told election is not on social media yet they try so hard to be relevant on the same social media.

It's gonna be interesting.

galantjoe:
I blocked my childhood male friend last week. He travelled to Angola for the past 8years. he hardly called, i did all calls. when his father died, i called to sympathised with him. recently, he hardly replied my whatsapp and facebook msg. even if he replied, it will take weeks irrespective that he is always online. when i lost my brother, he didnt call me. no condolences from him.

he came back last month,he stayed in lagos for 3 weeks before returning to village. i went to see him as a good boy going to his childhood friend. his reception was poor and cold shoulder, even his mother persistently asked him to find me drinks and gift. but none was given. we gisted and i left. he gave a lot of people gifts. none was offered to me even evening hangout was not.

last week i heard that he travelled to Lagos. so i had to block him to have peace.

maybe level has change. i move on.

In as much as this is painful, I will say that you were holding unto that friendship hoping to benefit from it cos you know the ship has sailed long ago.
This is exactly what people do when their friends and acquaintances move "abroad". Most of the reasons why they ghost their friends is always how the friends act like a pest anytime they call or send message. 90% of the messages is always what will you give me, things are hard, abeg Roger, erm this and that. Not knowing how the one you are requesting from is fairing. You will chat up your friend to have a good time, it will end up in demanding for favour. So annoying.
May not be your case but 95% of the time, this is the case. I will give one cold shoulder if I see such from you too.
The cold shoulder he gave you should tell you that either all is not well with him or he is avoiding you. You should have giving him space.
He came to Nigeria, why do you go out seeking him? Even a family member, I won't look for you.
Don't you have pride?
Look at you saying he gave others goodies but didn't give you. This means you went there for the goodies for you to observe and notice that.
We always come to social media with innocent tales of pity when after hearing from the other side, the story will change.
Nigerians are naturally beggers irrespective of their financial status and they see people outside Nigeria even if Afghanistan as better than them hence they will always beg. Yes, you should have moved on long ago. Let him him seek you out. He will and when he do seek you out, maintain your cool. If he is doing well and the good type, he will ask you how far at his own time and give you what he has. If he don't, it's not a must that he will give you something because he is your friend. Its just naija mentality. Its never his obligation.

Is this not chemical weapon?

Maybe not only the fishes died

Man.

This man, president of arewa elders Forum and Datti.
Add the dots and do the maths.

Phraences:
Oh my God!! I can't believe there are fans on Niraland. I watch am rewatch am sef.

GboyegaD:
Quote me with your acc# on a dead thread.

You are easily deceived. Do not blame u anyway. Most of us trusted like you before.
One and the same person you thought has disappeared with diff account number and format.
Expect another account qouting you in 2 months time with new story.