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PoliticsRe: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:56pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Remain there counting the numbers of Northerners begging on the street. So dealing drugs and making yourself an international nuisance is seeking a better life? A life that's often snuffed out by execution officers. You people don't have shame.

When they're back? If they get back.
No. We don't have shame to rise out of poverty. We don't have shame to forget where we come from and focus on our destination. We don't have shame to sacrifice ourselves for our families. It's a good thing you know us for that. It means we have an identity. We can be trusted and relied on to try to make a difference. Some people can't be trusted for anything because they lack an identity.
PoliticsRe: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:51pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
In all fairness, SW should have gotten most of the budget cake. We're overburdened with foreigners and immigrants.
Aren't you? I'm just wondering if Iya Latifah would have ever thought of opening this shop of hers that is now thriving if Oga Uzoma hadn't completed his 18 three-bedroom flats and people already living in them..

You always claim Lagos has the highest IGR. Do the subtraction of levies and taxes paid by immigrants and make your claim again. Empty reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:43pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
The same business is thriving in the SE that's making Ibos deal drugs abroad?
Remain here counting the ibos dealing drugs abroad. Irrespective of your tantrums, they have gone to seek a better life for themselves. You are here being angry that they have left you behind and angry that your future is bleak.

When they are back, they will perhaps help you with your medical bills accumulated by hypertension.
PoliticsRe: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:40pm On Aug 30, 2016
It would have been a surprise if he did otherwise.

We know the mule-headedness of the President.

KOWA is the way forward, until they induct an idiot into their midst.
PhonesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between MTN Care And A Customer(Audio) by DesChyko: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
Organs:
You say customer care are treated like this in advanced countries and even worse. Not true very wrong, you cannot treat customer care like this in any advanced country. They are trained NEVER EVER to accept insult or any form of verbal abuse from any customer (even if na Dangote or Trump) If you curse a customer care representative, you will be warned that that language will not be tolerated. If you repeat it, you will be warned again that the call will be dropped if you don't mind your language and if you do a third time, the call will be dropped on your cursing ass. I know because my girlfriend then was Manager of customer care and she trains people on customer care and that is part of the training. Workers are valued and needs to be treated with respect and dignity.
E be like say MTN never comot the last card airtime wey you just load for your phone, that's why you dey speak all these grammar.
The wahala be say na MTN the customer care rep dey work for. Na MTN the beef dey directed to. If MTN no solve the issue, 622 go resolve am.
PhonesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between MTN Care And A Customer(Audio) by DesChyko: 2:32pm On Aug 30, 2016
Jesu!

This guy no get joy o
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 2:21pm On Aug 30, 2016
fados4sure:
hehehe

You don catch am
Mehn.. As some people dey try use fellow humans brain drink garri, dem no be Christians o undecided
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2016
klinro:
People can lie sha. A phone that was launched just July 16th, this one said she has been using it for 6 months. Please lie with conscience naa
You sef see the bros?

LMAO.. Mehn.. Google good o.
If only he had confirmed first, e for adjust the lie well make e enter grin
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 2:15pm On Aug 30, 2016
geostrata:
cheesy

Dose complaining that the phone has 512mb as its RAM....how many RAM them get for their brain?

They get 2gig RAM naim dem vote for PMB? angry angry angry angry
Lmfao grin
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 2:04pm On Aug 30, 2016
angelo5uk:
RAM is just the virtual memory. What matters most is the processor speed.

I can bet that phone has a crappy processor too.
Nice quotes.
And of course, it runs on an inferior MTK processor undecided
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 2:02pm On Aug 30, 2016
wirelessmaster:
There are a lot of marketers and business development officers on this thread. You are trying to kill a brand. This is very bad. Millions of people read most threads , it might take time (years) to reach the million counter. What all of you are doing is killing this brand.
My brother, I've also reviewed this phone, and from a seasoned android user, I really think they're right. The battery is the selling point of this phone. Every other thing is just negligible.
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 1:59pm On Aug 30, 2016
lilzcee:
I bought the phone and sold it within six months, battery no dey last, phone dey hang, mumu phone
Which month did you buy this phone, Bros? undecided

When do you think the phone was launched into the market?
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 1:57pm On Aug 30, 2016
AnodaIT:
Sir RAM is everything.

A hanging phone is the worst experience for a smartphone user
I think you guys always talk about RAM because it is easily quantifiable, but you can't compare an iPhone with 1GB RAM to a Daleke clone with 3GB RAM. An iPhone will leave that clone in the dust in terms of speed.

More important than the RAM is the processor. MTK processors are kids to their Qualcomm, Exynos counterparts. What is the function of a phone's RAM in the first place, and how much RAM does your phone actually need? That's where you begin to get the idea.
PhonesRe: Just Bought Itel It1556 5000mah Phone. Review Follows by DesChyko: 1:52pm On Aug 30, 2016
I also reviewed this same phone here on Sunday, but not in much details buy specifically on the technical aspect because in truth this phone is not worth the stress.


https://www.nairaland.com/3315858/phone-review-itel-1556
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Cease Attacks On Pipelines by DesChyko: 8:02am On Aug 30, 2016
Izonpikin:
if only core leaders of the Niger delta would stand up for it as well...if that fight is carried out unanimously by all in the region...one freaking reason why nigeri would never change..only a few are left to fight for the greater good of the masses whilst the many run and hide..

If all governors and senators of the south south were involved in this struggle alongside the citizens of the Niger delta true federalism will be achieved...
True that. It's just sad that we are exactly where we've always been after the agitations.

We really need to look within to ensure development especially in this dwindling economy. One hope of realizing that is about to be extinguished.

I look forward to that day when each state will account for itself. With the government closer to home, the people need not search far for their enemies of progress.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Cease Attacks On Pipelines by DesChyko: 7:50am On Aug 30, 2016
modath:
Really? You folks remain irredeemable.... Thought the scavengers were stronger than the NA and would disgrace Bubu.... song don change beat... yeyenatu. sad
Whenever I need a redeemer or a 'redeemability' test, you will be of significance. For now, please persevere in obscurity and try to understand that your ability to read words doesn't necessarily mean you understand the context or can react accordingly to it.

For a start, whom are you referring to? Myself or the scavengers (whomever they are)? If myself, go through my posts and find one premiss for your logic. If not myself, please read the first paragraph of my post again and act accordingly. Thank You.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Cease Attacks On Pipelines by DesChyko: 7:30am On Aug 30, 2016
I can see the reasons. Too much to risk with the enemy on their throats.

I was secretly hoping their agitations could force the government towards implementing true federalism.

Perhaps, we have to wait till when a mule-headed president is not in power to press demands.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Denies Ordering The Probe Of Emir Sanusi And Prof. Soludo by DesChyko: 7:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
seunmsg:
Nothing bad in checking extensively from all presidential sources, including the president himself since the false story that was published by the sun credited an unnamed presidency staff as source of the story.

We all knew the story was a fabrication but it's good that the presidency had quickly put a lie to it. The Sun newspaper and other platforms that published the fake news should be ashamed of themselves. The media should publish factual stories after rigorous investigation and not lies that can easily be discovered and denied.
Now, I'm just against the fact that he makes it appear as if he is autonomous. As the spokesman, he should have first hand authorization from the presidency to speak on the matter. The checks is just like he was acting on his own volition. As if he wanted to be sure of what he was hearing. That doesn't speak well of a close-knit governance.
RomanceRe: After Several Abortions He Wants To Leave, I'd Rather Kill Us Both. by DesChyko: 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2016
lakesidepapa:
The Boy is my Junior brother and he should just kill him like that? Okay. The Girl spoke with me this afternoon on phone while weeping but what does she want me to do? I think there's something Laitan(the girl) have to know that leads to this brouhaha, it's a very confidential issue and if she eventually knows, she will calm down..
That's the reason for my comment. There is a lot we don't know. So whatever happens, we outsiders are on the wrong side to judge.

If she kills him (God forbid), Who else will share the punishment with her?
RomanceRe: Photos: Meet Jamaican Artiste Who Had Surgery To Get Horns On His Head by DesChyko: 6:47pm On Aug 29, 2016
Who finds this funny?
He should go back to his hole
PoliticsRe: Presidency Denies Ordering The Probe Of Emir Sanusi And Prof. Soludo by DesChyko: 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2016
'The checks you made today'
You mean you had to check before you knew?
Why are you a spokesman then?
Confusion everywhere undecided
RomanceRe: After Several Abortions He Wants To Leave, I'd Rather Kill Us Both. by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
greggng:
For the murder of future leaders of tomorrow.
Lmao! Those with secured futures or those without?

My brother, with the situation of Nigeria, anyone who brings children that wouldn't get proper attention and care from the parents should be jailed.
CelebritiesRe: 12 Popular Michael Jackson Songs We Still Love by DesChyko: 6:37pm On Aug 29, 2016
The first Michael Jackson steps we all learnt #Video Casette tinz.. #SmoothCriminal

BusinessRe: Nigeria Railway Kubuwa Station Show Of Shame by DesChyko: 6:25pm On Aug 29, 2016
'Attachment mentality' is fuelled by nothing but greed.
RomanceRe: After Several Abortions He Wants To Leave, I'd Rather Kill Us Both. by DesChyko: 6:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
greggng:
Go and kill urself cos u don't deserve to live after several murder. You ve been killing via abortion does it make any different killing urself? On a more serious note, both of u ve to report urselves to the police for murder.
Murder of who?
RomanceRe: After Several Abortions He Wants To Leave, I'd Rather Kill Us Both. by DesChyko: 6:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
fullstreets:
How will you get pregnant so many times, how old are you?
I don't see the relevance of age here. As long as there is an egg in the womb, and it is fertilized, that's pregnancy there.

Every woman is born with about 200,000 eggs in their ovaries. Between 5 and 10 ripen simultaneously but only one often reach maturation. This happens every ovulation period

If you're in doubt over her ability to conceive twice or thrice in a year, then you have no solid reason to doubt.
PoliticsRe: Grazing Bill: Fani-Kayode Congratulates Fayose For Signing Bill Into Law by DesChyko: 5:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Nice
Jokes EtcRe: 5 Hilarious Photos Every Engineering Student Can Relate With by DesChyko: 1:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
How much you go give me?
RomanceRe: After Several Abortions He Wants To Leave, I'd Rather Kill Us Both. by DesChyko: 1:44pm On Aug 29, 2016
If you want to kill him, then do that by all means. Everything is fair in love and war.

I just wish the media won't bug us down with crimes of passion.
EducationRe: 15 Wrongly Pronounced Words In English – Learn This by DesChyko: 11:51am On Aug 29, 2016
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EducationRe: 15 Wrongly Pronounced Words In English – Learn This by DesChyko: 11:51am On Aug 29, 2016
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