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Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy, Not In Confusion – Adeosun, Finance Minister by DesChyko: 8:59am On Sep 01, 2016
cococandy:
honestly one could go crazy trying to fathom why and how these buhari's people reason. And how they manage to sleep at night with the level of lies they tell themselves.
Lmao grin

The lie wasn't even well prepared. It may be understood pre-election because of the Anti-GEJ feeling predominant then, but still carrying it till now is not really understandable

Perhaps they were always meant to be the opposition.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy, Not In Confusion – Adeosun, Finance Minister by DesChyko: 8:49am On Sep 01, 2016
dadaha:
you failed to add the number of registered voters, your info is invalid
You failed to understand the information you're peddling. Do I have to repost the picture? I will, to unveil your 'one-way' thought process.

Your picture says '20 out of 27 LGAs 'under control' of Boko Haram.

Definition of Under Control: if something is under control, people are able to limit it or make it do what they want it to do
Elections held in more than twice the number of 'free' LGs according to your post. Did that mean Boko Haram allowed it to hold? If so, for what purpose?

Until you can understand this, it is advised you stop peddling rumours that you can't explain.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy, Not In Confusion – Adeosun, Finance Minister by DesChyko: 8:48am On Sep 01, 2016
handsomeclouds:
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I'll find time tk reply your hogwash.
I'm too busy for now
Time noted: 8:38am.

Let's see how long it will take you to build up a logical defence in Buhari's support.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy, Not In Confusion – Adeosun, Finance Minister by DesChyko: 8:43am On Sep 01, 2016
dadaha:
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Since you're still carrying this propaganda banner around, let me bring something to your notice:

Marte APC 426, PDP 742
Kala Balge APC 1766, PDP 98
Askira Uba APC, 5220 PDP, 1308
Ngala APC 2764, PDP 241
Kukuwa APC 5662, PDP 230
Mobbar APC 4487, PDP 108
Abadam APC 2657, PDP 70
Ngazai APC, 3521, PDP 211
Kaga APC 6133 PDP 202
Mafa APC 7140, PDP 178
Dikwa APC 3031, PDP 114
Gwoza APC 15702, PDP 1414
Gubio APC 6481 PDP 306
Munguno APC 5461, PDP 181
Bama APC 11133 PDP 193
Guzamala APC 2720 PDP 397
http://www.newsheadlines.com.ng/nigeria-2015-election-report/2015/03/30/inec-official-election-result-from-borno-state/
If 20 out of 27 LGAs were under seige by Boko Haram, can you please explain how APC produced the results above that was critical to their victory in the state?

Perhaps you may say immediately it was time for the elections, the crisis cleared so that he could be voted in? Then a lot will make more sense grin
Politics › Re: FG Okays More External Borrowings, Vows To Turn Economy Around- Vanguard by DesChyko: 8:19am On Sep 01, 2016
Mylove55:
and if ineffectual buffoon did not mismanage more 30tr naira within 5yrs, pmb wouldnt have be thinking of borrowing now, or it would have be better if ineffectual buffoon leave the economy the way he met it, there would have be enough foreign reserve for pmb to work with
Sometimes, you do not realise the depth of what you say. If Buhari had shown you today' s picture yesterday, would you have voted him in? All these 'ineffectual buffoon' talk is just a weak attempt to divert attention from a sinking ship. The country is receeding drastically under the current administration. That is reality. Be focused on reality, not excuses.

From your comment, it is obvious the government had no plan and still has no plan on how to salvage the economy. PMB definitely wasn't thinking of borrowing when he solicited your votes. Or if he did, can you kindly show where?
Clulessness has assumed its true meaning in this administration.
Politics › Re: FG Okays More External Borrowings, Vows To Turn Economy Around- Vanguard by DesChyko: 8:10am On Sep 01, 2016
What a hopeless government. When they were promising truckloads to get Nigerians on their side and rubbishing the flaws of the previous administration, little was it known by their supporters that they would even become a more horrible monster than that which was axed.

Well, we've heard of incrememnt in funds reserves and procurements of stolen funds running into trillions, but it's obvious that is plain hogwash.

Let them just be Honest enough to publish their debt profile each time they borrow and let it accumulate, same way they shove the 'supposed' earnings into our faces.
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Suspends Four Commissioners by DesChyko: 7:46am On Sep 01, 2016
seXytOhbAd:
Lol... Chieftaincy affairs. This crap is why Nigeria is not take seriously
Are you serious?
Is there any political angle in Nigeria without roots in Chieftaincy?

Lest you forget, we're talking of Indigenous Africa, not a city in New York undecided
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Suspends Four Commissioners by DesChyko: 7:42am On Sep 01, 2016
Read and pass.
This one is Breaking News.

Until the reasons are known and given, commentus reservede untille la further notificata grin
Crime › Re: Boys Pretending To Be Girls On Facebook Raped 2 Girls, Threaten To Release Video by DesChyko: 7:40am On Sep 01, 2016
This is fast becoming a trend in the city.
Rape and then a video blackmail.
The Senate wouldn't pass laws on such that affect the masses directly.
It is hiding behind big words to pass rubbish and siphon the dividends
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 1:47am On Aug 31, 2016
sekundosekundo:
If you are in Lagos, count all d houses in your street and tell us how many belongs to Yoruba also tell us how many Yorubas lives in a flat in your street.
Ojo, Festac, Amuwo Odofin, Ajegunle, but to mention a few, all bear testament to this fact. But if he choose to be blind, his funeral.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 1:44am On Aug 31, 2016
machinery1:
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Same meaningless rants and lies. You sell gala and fan yogo in Lagos, kill yourself if you hate the truth. Your region is in shambles and you beating your dry chest online. Mschew
Your business man. It's amazing how a gala and fan yogo seller makes coherent sentences than you do. You surely need fan yogo in your life grin
Crime › Re: Insane! Wicked Step Mother Tortures 7 Year Old Girl To Death In Kaduna (PHOTOS) by DesChyko: 1:19am On Aug 31, 2016
Very Chilling.

God abeg wetin go make me treat person pikin like this, e better make I give up sad
Phones › Re: Giveaway: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge – For Real by DesChyko: 1:15am On Aug 31, 2016
Definition of 'give away'

1 to provide someone with something that you no longer want or need


2. if a company gives something away, they let you have it without paying for it

Which one are you doing?
Education › Re: NUC Latest Universities Ranking 2016 by DesChyko: 1:11am On Aug 31, 2016
I think this is just a list of Universities in Nigeria.

Where is UNN and MOUAU? Behind FUTO?
Well, maybe it's Owarri own sha.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 12:47am On Aug 31, 2016
LeFreakSoChic:
instead of moving back to a gully erroded state where the people dont have love for each other
The world is a global village, therefore, it is not so hard to gey information. I will implore you to inquire about a place called Lude in Ahiara, Ahiazu-Mbaise LGA in Imo State. About the best houses you will see in Lagos can be comfortably matched there because our people believe Aku ruo ulo, amara onye kpataraya (When the wealth reaches home, then the owner is recognized). If you think we invest abroad with no plans for home, think again. If someone sees the way you're throwing 'gully' and erosion' all over as a problem of those across the Niger, you will wonder if you are blind to your own environment. Talking about love for each other, if there is any love that supercedes sharing your wealth and its source with the less privileged, I'm yet to know of it. Cite my hometown for clarification

yet you have no respect for your hosts.
If you're expecting any other respect than the money given to your tribesmen for your troubles and to push those loudness far away from a peace-loving fellow, then you're looking for trouble.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 12:30am On Aug 31, 2016
machinery1:
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On one hand, you cry marginalization then later chestbeat about developing other region. Dont you have any shame? Which Lagos? You only sell fan yogo and gala there while 40 Iboes share a room in Ajegunle. Why cant you replicate same development in your red mud dungeon. You are full of lies, continue to deceive yourself.
Actually, I have a bros from the East who came around years back. He was jobless for a while. He found another Igbo lady and they cohabited for a while. People often told him to relocate back to the village but he refused. He started by running errands for big men shamelessly. Soon he saved up some cash and started selling ice cream. He once gave me one free on the road. Later he got employed as a security guard in a groundnut oil company. Luck smiled on him and he was promoted to factory work. That was the last I knew of his work. He is planning his wedding to hold this December and currently, he lives in a better house in a better area. You will surely agree that being a fan yogo seller is better in his case than being a Baale boy grin
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 12:23am On Aug 31, 2016
ibedun:
You and ya people must be oloshi-s. Why don't you go and pay the taxes in Igboland? Why? Why? Your barren empty useless land is not enough, then you pay your landlords or get lost!!!
Someday, you will get married and have kids. Those kids may attend the school I hope to establish. The fees you will pay are really important to the success of my business so I'm sorry, I can't be drawn into insulting a potential customer. Don't worry, I'll keep paying my taxes and try to satisfy the greedy Omoniles hoping on me. If you don't help them out, they can pose security threats you know grin
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Ignorance is bliss. You made Lagos, yet we can't see how you've made your states. Lagos made you kids.
Please tell us more about how Ibos have been paying LASG's debts. Ingrates.
Eventually, you will get tired of twisting facts and chin up to reality, mister. We have investments in Lagos because the country's government made it only so. We have an eye for spotting viable opportunities and act accordingly. If you are uncomfortable with that, you can write to them on the importance of creating alternative seaports in the East. I think that's a more realistic way of getting rid of your visitors; give them another alternative.

So, you expect us to go to the indigenes and thank them individually for their 'host' despite spending heavily to sustain our efforts here? What exactly are you being grateful for? The Omoniles that are out to suck your resources in every and any available manner? Oga, abeg, let the common man be. It is still you that will cry foul when the Niger Delta start agitating for themselves to be in charge of the 'Nigerian' crude oil.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2016
Businessideas:
That's the question I made you think of. Go ahead and find it out so you can be intellectually responsible.Most media people are not numerate, whoever produced that list is very lazy. He should know that FCT budget is very very significant because both FCTA projects and Federal Government projects alone will significantly impact on the figures and should have separated it or asterisk with a comment.
The problem is that there are too many Olodo everywhere.
Then you are a stranger to the term 'Rhetorical Question'

In your words:

'Go ahead and find it out so you can be intellectually responsible.'
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:20pm On Aug 30, 2016
Businessideas:
Mr Solo makinde, please ask yourself why Abuja, FCT budget is not there. Unless those of you who pass out or make unintelligent conclusions when you see figures, some of us distil it and find what is missing. Apparently, FCT budget was lumped with that of North Central, which makes geographic sense and meets the mischief of an equally unintelligent Reno
The way you are going about FCT, I'm confused if FCT is the region with the capital at Abuja or is FCT a zone with collection of 5 or 6 States as well? Please, I need to ask you. How much of that budget is the FCT's cut. Separate it so we can be very clear. And which of the Zones deserve lesser Capital projects than the FCT? undecided
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:16pm On Aug 30, 2016
cstr15:
It is no longer a question of tribalism. Buhari does not serve the interests of the niger-delta.
Any sensible niger-deltan with functioning brain cells would do well to mobilize serious votes against this man in 2019. That is sophisticated and progressive politics.
It is only those that are not fully aware of how the Niger Delta drives the economy that will sit back and talk bulls. True Federalism remains the only way. Everyone gains and only the greedy will lose.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:14pm On Aug 30, 2016
Izonpikin:
thats my point,...the bobo forgets that immigrants are the ones paying most of the taxes..what is lagos without non-indigenes??...nothing...
How he could lose sight of something as plain as that is beyond me.
How immigrants almost swayed the elections result in Lagos is already forgotten by them..something that can hardly happen elsewhere.
It is obvious those immigrants are here because they are doing well. And when they do well, the government benefits. That was why when Ambode spoke of eliminating hawking, it's his headache because reduction in company sales means reduction in taxes. They still lose.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:10pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Lol look at this fool.
This is the funniest shit I have seen this morning.
So na you dey deport money into LASG accounts? grin grin grin grin
Na you dey pay off LASG loans? grin
I'm not content with advertising ignorance by saying things that have no place in reality. I have giving you something real. You and your 'Ibos do this'.."Ibos do that'.. Which instance have you given? I won't resort to insulting you. We are not in the habit of being rude to a potential 'source of income" grin
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:07pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Some people rise out of poverty with legit businesses, Ibos think rising out of poverty means dealing drugs abroad. No shame at all.
You seem to know so much about Ibos and drug dealings. How many have you actually brought to book yourself? How many have you seen in the act and reported to the police as a patriotic citizen?
Continue in the footsteps of your predecessors, saying bad against others to climb higher instead of doing something material to be of value to yourself. Old age is meant for the 'Had I knowns'. You are certainly loading yours up for regurgitation later.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 3:01pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Yes, your N5000 tax, which 80% of y'all don't pay, and all Lagos loans will be paid off by you right? Laughable.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8383/28430909264_0b263954b0_z.jpg
I have an assignment for you.
Pick any bank of your choice in each of the LGs in Lagos. Take stats of the people paying money into LASG account(s). Hopefully, only hopefully, you MAY tell yourself the truth.
Translate 80% to numbers let me know you are not just quoting a shekpe joint statistics
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:56pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Remain there counting the numbers of Northerners begging on the street. So dealing drugs and making yourself an international nuisance is seeking a better life? A life that's often snuffed out by execution officers. You people don't have shame.

When they're back? If they get back.
No. We don't have shame to rise out of poverty. We don't have shame to forget where we come from and focus on our destination. We don't have shame to sacrifice ourselves for our families. It's a good thing you know us for that. It means we have an identity. We can be trusted and relied on to try to make a difference. Some people can't be trusted for anything because they lack an identity.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:51pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
In all fairness, SW should have gotten most of the budget cake. We're overburdened with foreigners and immigrants.
Aren't you? I'm just wondering if Iya Latifah would have ever thought of opening this shop of hers that is now thriving if Oga Uzoma hadn't completed his 18 three-bedroom flats and people already living in them..

You always claim Lagos has the highest IGR. Do the subtraction of levies and taxes paid by immigrants and make your claim again. Empty reasoning.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:43pm On Aug 30, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
The same business is thriving in the SE that's making Ibos deal drugs abroad?
Remain here counting the ibos dealing drugs abroad. Irrespective of your tantrums, they have gone to seek a better life for themselves. You are here being angry that they have left you behind and angry that your future is bleak.

When they are back, they will perhaps help you with your medical bills accumulated by hypertension.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by DesChyko: 2:40pm On Aug 30, 2016
It would have been a surprise if he did otherwise.

We know the mule-headedness of the President.

KOWA is the way forward, until they induct an idiot into their midst.
Phones › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between MTN Care And A Customer(Audio) by DesChyko: 2:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
Organs:
You say customer care are treated like this in advanced countries and even worse. Not true very wrong, you cannot treat customer care like this in any advanced country. They are trained NEVER EVER to accept insult or any form of verbal abuse from any customer (even if na Dangote or Trump) If you curse a customer care representative, you will be warned that that language will not be tolerated. If you repeat it, you will be warned again that the call will be dropped if you don't mind your language and if you do a third time, the call will be dropped on your cursing ass. I know because my girlfriend then was Manager of customer care and she trains people on customer care and that is part of the training. Workers are valued and needs to be treated with respect and dignity.
E be like say MTN never comot the last card airtime wey you just load for your phone, that's why you dey speak all these grammar.
The wahala be say na MTN the customer care rep dey work for. Na MTN the beef dey directed to. If MTN no solve the issue, 622 go resolve am.
Phones › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between MTN Care And A Customer(Audio) by DesChyko: 2:32pm On Aug 30, 2016
Jesu!

This guy no get joy o

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