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Computers › Re: Why Doesn't Google Have An Eid Doodle?? by DesChyko: 12:36am On Sep 13, 2016
Them N*ggaz could just take offence on Google.
Politics › Re: National Assembly Fails To Account For N9 Billion - Audit Report by DesChyko: 10:08pm On Sep 11, 2016
Silly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) - On 11th September 2016 by DesChyko: 5:31pm On Sep 11, 2016
The mod dey argue. A minute please make dem finish undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) - On 11th September 2016 by DesChyko: 3:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
*jumps into the thread with my bag of HATE*
DOWN CHELSEA angry
Education › Re: Can You Solve This Primary School Puzzle!! by DesChyko: 3:36pm On Sep 11, 2016
There were 65 people at first; that is if the 17 people got in at the first stop as well.
Education › Re: Recession: Lagos Parents Withdraw Kids From Private Schools by DesChyko: 3:29pm On Sep 11, 2016
Standing5:
Before the hate filled folks hijack this and spin it against their political opponents, this development is no fault of the present govt.
And how does the lie you just told change the reality of the country's bleak economy?
Education › Re: Recession: Lagos Parents Withdraw Kids From Private Schools by DesChyko: 3:24pm On Sep 11, 2016
That's Buhari's era for you.

A leopard never changes his spots.

My father did well to recount his experience during the first Buhari era. Unfortunately, others didn't remember to. Now, here we are.
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Robbed; 5 Lessons We Learned From This by DesChyko: 3:21pm On Sep 11, 2016
You didn't put the most important.

6. Whenever people are really busy minding their business, nobody gives a f*ck especially when it comes to stale information.
Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Be In This World Again (screen Shot) by DesChyko: 8:08am On Sep 04, 2016
Dear OP,
I understand how you feel. I have also felt this way at this time at one point or the other of my life so I'm used to it.

This seem to be your first time so I will use my experience to guide you on how to manage this very difficult part of life. Follow my instructions carefully:

1. Take a glass of water.
2. Go back to bed.

If symptoms still persist; visit yabaleft.co.ng

Yours Sincerely,
Me.
Phones › Re: ICT In Nigeria VS Kenya. Nigerian Youths And Inferiority Complex. by DesChyko: 7:54am On Sep 04, 2016
dyn1800:
You're going nowhere.... Together we stand.
cool cool

Tolerance is key.. #TrueFederalism
Phones › Re: ICT In Nigeria VS Kenya. Nigerian Youths And Inferiority Complex. by DesChyko: 7:28am On Sep 04, 2016
amiibaby:
Did u take after ur mama or ur papa in reasoning.... i weep for your soul
"do not weep for me; weep for yourselves and for your children. For the time will come when you will say, 'Blessed are the childless women, the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!' Then they will begin to say to the mountains, ‘Fall on us,’ and to the hills, ‘Cover us.’

I have no idea if you're in the science/tech field but even secondary level biology teaches variation. One is different from every other human in the world, parents inclusive.
I'm sure by now, you've realised that question was out of place. One is responsible for his actions. Blame-shifting doesn't reverse the past.

That being said, intolerance is the reason the world is not in harmony today. It is the reason Nigeria is tensed along its ethno-religious divides at the moment. It is the reason you can't cope with my beliefs. Stop intolerance and peace would reign. smiley
Career › Re: Help Nairalanders, My Work Place Dilemma. by DesChyko: 6:49am On Sep 04, 2016
OP.. I don't know if I am in the right position to tell you this because I've never had an office job that paid me beyond 20k. But one condition that still hasn't been met is the security of your job.

Things are hard now so telling you to just quit is not so sensitive. But honestly, you really need to look elsewhere. Even the secret recording you have is 'criminal' because it was done without permission. And look at this: From the word 'go', you are being dogged with shady dealings. And even the authorities are shady too. The stress emanating from this job may be messing with your mind already, filling you with unhealthy paranoia.

You really have to leave them, Man. Leave with whatever you have gathered and start elsewhere. It's not the end of life.

I hope all their antics end in the office though because I smell a dangerous trend. I also smell my son's poo. Gotta go grin
Properties › Re: 10 Rock-solid Reasons Why You Should Be Investing In Land by DesChyko: 6:44am On Sep 04, 2016
Cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For 50 Million Dollars? by DesChyko: 6:11pm On Sep 03, 2016
cassidy1996:
Why should i, Wat if d value of dollar drops..
Hehehe.. How e wan take affect your money?
Jokes Etc › Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For 50 Million Dollars? by DesChyko: 6:10pm On Sep 03, 2016
The certificate is not even worth $50,000 bros undecided
Crime › Re: Pastor Found With 13 Underage Girls As Sex Slaves, Blames Satan by DesChyko: 6:01pm On Sep 03, 2016
Media Media..

Take am easy grin

Thr man is in the police net for messing up, but even your story is not so corroborating.

He say 'slept with', Interviewer say 'sexually abusing' and police say 'abortion'.

ANd there were no real effort to connect the dots undecided
Politics › Re: Richard King Leaves PDP For APC (Photos) by DesChyko: 5:46pm On Sep 03, 2016
A Wailer becomes a Zombie
Phones › Re: ICT In Nigeria VS Kenya. Nigerian Youths And Inferiority Complex. by DesChyko:
seunmsg:
I have nothing against your agitation. Declare a biafra that comprises of the five south eastern states and nobody will blink an eye.
Noted.
Modified: Forgive me if I'm wrong, but your moniker suggests that you're from the South-West. Isn't this an abnormal intrest in the movement of Biafra? I mean, why are you so interested in the brother states..

You are aware Igbo is the general language in the South East. Give at least three South South states where Igbo is not spoken.

I'm not at loggerheads if the SS pull out. But I maintain you have no say in the matter.
Politics › Re: Finally, PMB Orders Amaechi's Probe by DesChyko: 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2016
If I hear..

#UnaFadaNyash
Nairaland General › Re: Atlast, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Reconciles With Wife Anita... by DesChyko: 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2016
Oya now.. Food for Bloggers undecided

Na to carry their pictures together at events, forge stories join dey colour our faces na im sure pass
Crime › Re: Bags Of Rice Smuggled As Corpses In Ambulance by DesChyko: 2:41pm On Sep 03, 2016
The sad truth is that this is the only way some individuals could get cheap quality food to consume. There are many means they bring in these stuffs, but even patriotism won't push me to report the sidelining.

People dey hunger yet Government dey squeeze. Wetin man wan do?

No need for name checking. I support the Yoruba man on this one abegi. Hunger no get tribe.
Phones › Re: Can You Buy The New Samsung Galaxy Note 7 For N422,000 by DesChyko: 2:24pm On Sep 03, 2016
Why not?

I will buy it if I can afford it.

Affording it is where the problem lies.
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Your Dad Slap In One Word. by DesChyko: 1:37pm On Sep 03, 2016
Mine nah 'Confirm'
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sandeep Kumar Sacked As Indian Minister Over Sex Tape With Woman by DesChyko: 1:07pm On Sep 03, 2016
Every disappointment is a blessing. There is money in porn business grin
Romance › Re: Mack Zokaburg Vist Naija by DesChyko: 1:06pm On Sep 03, 2016
HAAAAAYYYY GOD embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Education › Re: Ethno-religious Cleansing Of Federal University Dutsinma, Katsina State by DesChyko: 12:53pm On Sep 03, 2016
One Nigeria my ebony black as$!

But we all don't have to be stupid.

Tolerance is the element that education refines.
Phones › Re: Why Does Screen And Phone Idle Consume So Much Battery Juice? by DesChyko: 9:29am On Sep 03, 2016
gentlegenius:
Your explanation sounds reasonable but if you check the screenshot posted by the OP at the beginning of this thread and the following one posted by me, you'll notice that the total percentage consumption is not always 100%. It could be more or less than 100% and this shows that your explanation may not really be correct. Everything should always sum up to 100% for your explanation to be valid.
True. Even mine was 97% or thereabout. I think what it does is an estimate of how much power is consumed by each running feature in the device. It's now left for the user to adjust features of the power consuming component. Although, you can't rule off the impact of malware in the entire fiasco. Although Android is a heavy OS as we were told grin
Science/Technology › Re: Between Albert Einstein And Thomas Edison Who Contributed More To The World? by DesChyko: 8:15am On Sep 03, 2016
Seun I Know. He give me Nairaland.

All those E= mc2 and yeye equation dem, apart from blackboard and exam paper, I never see how to use am get money.
Politics › Re: How 36 States Shared N156.2bn In Two Months- The Vanguard by DesChyko: 8:04am On Sep 03, 2016
Now, this is the reason they oppose true Federalism.

Kano getting the bulk.. Who their onions epp?
Bayelsa getting the least.. Perhaps a state that has been marshalling Nigeria's expenditure for years. Just visit Trovani Samabri et al, you will weep for Bayelsa. They share money to states; How the money was utilized, they care not because FG have gotten their share already.

True Federalism grants the state powers to manage their resources. As long as the FG has shares from the resources, then will they monitor the recovery of funds in the state. Also, indigenes that are not being looked after will know that their problems is from within, not far away Abuja.

Let Aresa keep spreading the word that there is no money, that's why the economy is bad. The sooner you accept the government is unprepared and confused by the behemoth of a problem before them, the quicker you return to reality tongue
Phones › Re: Why Does Screen And Phone Idle Consume So Much Battery Juice? by DesChyko: 7:49am On Sep 03, 2016
Now you guys may be looking at that statistics the wrong way.

I charged this phone from 0% last night before going to bed.
It was 57% this morning when I put it on.
But if you calculate the data below, it gives you a total of almost 100%

What it simply means is that out of the 7% that has gone out of the battery, the screenshot below is how the 7% power was used by the device.

It doesn't mean how they use the battery. It means how they share the power leaving the battery. Each 1% is shared in that way shown.

Politics › Re: Buhari Commissioned An Uncompleted Building In Osun by DesChyko: 7:43am On Sep 03, 2016
aresa:
1. To start with, government is continuum and whatever foundation and template the previous administration left is what the new government is going to work with and build on.
Then perhaps, your first port of call is to call on your paymasters and advise them to stop whinning and carry on with their responsibility so that the incoming administration can also have a reliable template to build on. As government is continuum, so is life. And life is not on pause while they continue their whims, trial-and-error style of leadership.


2. When the previous administration performed horribly, loot the treasury dry, did not diversify the economy when oil was selling for $100, it makes the job of the new government difficult and tenuous with oil selling for $40.
I'm under no illusion that our politicians past indeed had a really bad outing at the helm. That was the reason perhaps that they were voted out. And that was the reason the current administration were voted in. So they have led us to believe from the campaign era. This is how many months now and the plan they came on board with is yet to be realized. Was the plan to subject the people to poverty so that they can look elsewhere and try to make things work? If that is, then it is safe to say that there is no plan.

3. Whit the previous government borrowing over half trillion to pay salaries when when oil was selling for $80, exactly what do you thing our situation should be with oil selling for $40.
If there's one thing I've come to despise about you supporters of the current party in administration, it is the way you peddle figures. Look, campaign is over. The reality is that APC is in power now. Let them look for their senses within and salvage this economy. Comparing yourselves with the past administration to make yourselves look good isn't going to solve the problem before us. The campaigns are over. You will be fired for misrule. Stop pointing fingers and do better.

4. Fact is, you and your kind wold love for us to forget how we arrived at this predicament and what led to out current situation, but we know and won't forget..
Do not forget. Let it define your daily existence instead. Also remember to ask the government to reintroduce History into the Nigerian educational curriculum because that is the only useful purpose it will serve you. Any other ideas you have in mind is self-deluding. The administration has assumed a more destructive path than the previous. Had it been there are fewer responsibilities on me, I'ld have had a field day playing opposition on their inadequacies.

5. We know the reason why their high rate of unemployment, why the economy is struggling and it is because of looting and stealing perpetrated by the previous government, it is lack of any ability to diversify the economy when Nigeria earned more money than any administration many times over.
The second time you are mentioning this in this epistle. And I say again 'That originated during campaigns and was the reason they were voted out. Let's pretend any other incriminating factor didn't exist. Just stop campaigning already. Did Nigeria spend lesser in this administration also than any other? You need to think both ways. It's one of the behavioural developments when one leaves the adolescent stage of life. How much has this administration earned so far with the oil at this price? Point me in that direction. You all point at the crude oil price, but never the quantity sold out.[/quote]6. We know the huge amount of jobs could have generated with our money jona stole and gave to dasuki to share with his cronies and the list is endless.[/quote]Yeah. We all know as well the administration in which the rate of unemployment in the country so far reached its negative peak. Just take a careful look off the internet and around you. While the money was being stolen, did we have it this bad? By the end of this month, about 100,000 graduates will be introduced into the labour market. Keep playing the blame game.

Thank GOD we see bright light at the end of the tunnel, but we wont forget and will always let you and your kind know how we arrived at this predicament...
You and the minority can see whatever you please. Everyone sees as he/she deems it fit. I see how many regreeted voting for PMB, have I seen the reverse? I've seen the economy at its worst today.. Lol, i've also seen a Stone defeat Buhari on Nairaland Polls grin. That perhaps is the bright light. Just don't forget the History Classes in the Curriculum. Will serve you a good stead past retirement age. I hope your story remains the same.

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