₦airaland Forum

Lmao.. Not at all..

Old things have passed away.

The only predecessor he knows is President Jonathan

Very very unfortunate

Rest in Peace

Ronaldo unquestionably, especially if he hits 100 UCL goals this year

midolian:
flatty

Quoted for future reference.

lofty900:
Bad news for our Jewish brothers. I can imagine them rolling on the floor and writhing in pains. First the guy came to naija without visiting us now this. Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!

Okay. Now please type all you have said in Hausa language.

Along the Badary expressway, precisely around Iyana Iba axis, members of St Vincent de Paul society, a society under the Catholic Church are making the less privilege smile, distributing relief materials to those they meet along the road, as well as those who request for such.

Clad in bright yellow shirts, the members from Iba New site shared food amongst others, leaving their beneficiaries munching happily as they smiled and discussed on.

These members ignored the pouring rain and marched on, smiles on their faces as they sought to cover all their targets as Nigeria marks her anniversary today , October 1st, 2016.

I would have taken pictures but I lack the permission to do so from them.

This is very commendable.

LorDBolton:
so hope you won't complain when people in your area go on rampage and start shooting indiscriminately and causing chaos to get attention when they don't like the management style of your LG chairman sha ooo.

You mean I shouldn't complain NOW?
Look all around you. That is happening in various forms. ND crises is just being given attention because it is affecting the purse of the men at Abuja. Every other societal vice are offshoots of protests against the incapability of the government.

LorDBolton:
They are not commenting to mock per se but to remind these so-called avengers that "realistically" they cannot defeat the Nigerian govt.

Realistically, the country's fortune has dwindled.
Except the NDA has nothing whatsoever to do with it, I agree with your definition of defeat.
I'm in support of their agitations because the only way to get heard in this government is through violence and violation of the laws.
Deny it how much you can, it doesn't impact reality.

Aufbauh:
There is nothing more dangerous in life like sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity
So you've done your online research to know who i am as regards my discipline and capacity....Smh!
It is better not to open ones mouth and be thought a fool than to open it and clear all doubt.

Perhaps you also need research to tell you a 'professional' madman when you see one. Perhaps one's inability to decipher the use of the brain is a more dangerous threat to life and living.

That being said, you are inquiring why the Judge Tsoho should be taken off. My assumptions are evidently true or that you are ignorant of the petitions against his person.

In both scenarios, my recommendations still stand. Stick to the APC/PDP party chants, defense and banters.

It's obvious you are in no man's land right now.

Ebiezprada:
Please someone help me with directions on how to make posts here. I can't find any link to make one and I don't want to think I've been banned from making posts.............#thank you

You mean a topic?
At the top of each section, look for Create new topic

amaechi1:
Sentiment is far different from laws and reality. The NJC works with facts not concocted piece by someone who feels he is not going win a case.

So, you are saying that the petition against the judge is a concocted piece and therefore the counsel to the defendants are implicitly committing perjury?

It could turn out two ways for you. Either you just unloaded a record-breaking pile of bullshit or the Nigerian Justice System is indeed a joke should those lawyers walk free without a penalty.

Take a front seat.

Aufbauh:
So that Ipob can celebrate their nemesis abi?
what is John Tsoho's crime and to what ends will he wants to rope in nnamdi kanu?
FYI Kanu case is beyond any sensational ruling even a judge from Abia state can't do otherwise.

Despite reading the petition, you're like this?

You are not a lawyer.
You have no idea how the court system operates.

Save your opinions for APC/PDP banter.

It is easy to get lost where one is a stranger.

Sir, it is clear that you ran for office four times and failed. It is also clear that some Nigerians saw something in you that hadn't been there the past years they rejected you. But it is also clear that your ascension to the helm was not devoid of illegal and dishonest practices at the polls. Spare us the sanctimonious card. Not everybody is into the utterances of your mouth. Scratch No. 4.

Sir, Boko Haram had been defeated technically on many occasions. Boko Haram was defeated as early as March 2015 because elections held in those states contrary to your party claims. These talks of soft targets fool no one. They had always been killing innocent citizens except you have an unpopular knowledge of their modus operandi. If your government believes the leaders from the SS are well aware of NDA's design, do not forget that you and BH share roots. Scratch No. 9.


Sir, Miitancy had always been a problem shut out by previous administrations. It just reinforced their attacks, and only the administration can explain how they let their scourge run wild. The control had always been from the helm. And Sir, at this point, you cannot chose not to let them hold the country to hostage. That is done, dusted and confirmed by your Vice. Now, you can take steps to ensure it doesn't continue. The country's condition is a proof that we're in hostage. Scratch No. 13


Sir, I see you're trying to talk logic with the militants. That is a new definition of wisdom I've not seen before, decorating logic on angry fellows. Did they see the benefit of light and still destroyed it? Did they get what was accrued to them from State/L.G. level and still tamper with the source? It's popular knowledge that all the revenue ends up at Abuja. You have said and done nothing on True Federalism. Yet you preach the message. That is illogical. Go back to the drawing board. Scratch 14.

Sir, the top dogs of the party whose umbrella you now fly mobilized and confused the masses to reject the removal of the subsidy in 2012, only for them to successfully rewind us back by four years recently. Also, a good number of your henchmen were involved in depleting the ECA despite wise counsel from Okonjo Iweala. So Sir, if you must wail, wail onto the folks you dine with. Scratch 21


Perhaps, it appears without plagiarism, no much sense can be made. Let me save my eyes for the next speech come October 1, 2017.

Ooni:
be proud of our identity.

That's hypocrisy since you're not among them

timeman:
Welcome to Biafra. Stupid ipods, stupid Afonja slaves, stupid land of the missing sun, useless ogbete region.
Kiss the truth!

No need to implore.
The truth of your sanity is clear for all to see.

KOKOwonder:
That link no gree work o

Facebook don comot it

By 'everyone' you mean?

Hyperbole.

Figure out the world's population; factor out Nigeria's population; separate those available on social networks; show the number present on the particular social network where this pic was uploaded to; Finally, note the views/ comments on that particular pic.

Then define 'everyone'.

And when a person is spotted, he/she is caught unprepared, and a hasty shot taken. But that photo was arranged; setting and all

I'm not from Edo State. Do not live in Edo State. So, their politics and politicking is not and would never be my business

The question I am asking and has been left unanswered is why I was banned for about a month for revealing confidential information without permission because I guessed that the Nairalander, 'mrkayus' name is Kayode but the 'mrkayus' in question created a thread claiming that he is from Imo State, my hometown and his thread was left to foster. That is coming at the back of many other frivolous bans from someone else's misconception to which I have kept my peace.

What exactly is going on in this politics section? I sent a mail to the powers that be but neither was the ban reviewed nor a befitting response given. Below is the mail sent. I await an explanation.

SIRKOL:
Are you a writer?

Aspiring one.
But very interested in writing articles.

Okay.. The NJC applied federal character in the sackings

Therefore no complaints.

But the Name Checkers hold an exception.

We have been breached

blackpanda:
Loooool.....I pity you. All warnings are falling on deaf ears now, una no go hear. MMM is not new. It is a scam, and a scam is clever and cunning otherwise gullible greedy folks wont fall for it.

If everybody were that wise, the scheme won't have worked so well for the originators all these years.

Let them continue. It's spare cash after all. At least that's what they say to cover up a potential loss and unwise investment.

dionma:
When did Buhari become a PDP member? So his party won and you do not want him to congratulate Obaseki and his party? Na was o

Zombie State of mind.
All chants, zero comprehension

Pap and Beans..in the same plate..mixed together thoroughly..till the goo turns brown

Topestbilly:
Igbo gals sha! Lagos be like paradise to them

Look the jeans well.
E get the tribe wey dey patronize am well.
And no be igbo.

#Troll

Was going through my timeline when I came across this post of mine in 2012.. Decided to share it with you guys

QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

ANSWERS:

GEORGE W BUSH: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want To know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here."

BILL GATES: "I have just witnessed eChicken2003 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken."

THE BIBLE: "And God uttered His voice from heaven, and He said unto the chicken, THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing."

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: "I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question."

MY GRANDPA: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough"

A TYPICAL NIGERIAN: "Why are you asking me why the chicken crossed the road? Abi your own lost? Abeg, i no want wahala o! I am innocent. Joor, if dem send you come meet me, tell dem say you no jam me for house."

UNCLE SEGE: "The chicken is so happy with her new GSM and big salary that she crossed the road to vote for me again. I dey kamkpe."

GANI ADAMS: "Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No
fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,.........why wont it cross to the other side?"

CHRIS OKOTIE: "The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a
reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for
JP and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

AGENT MULDER: "You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?"

RICHARD M. NIXON: "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road."

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

SIGMUND FREUD: "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying intimate insecurity."

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: "Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in sucha way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads."

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: "The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down."

MACHIAVELLI: "The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was."

EINSTEIN: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."

BUDDHA: "Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature."

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: "The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it."

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die. In the rain."

COLONEL SANDERS (founder of KFC): I missed one of them?

OPRAH: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it felt accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road."

JERRY SPRINGER: "The question is did the chicken cross the road before sleeping with his bestfriend's mother or after. Stay tuned because in moment we will invite the chicken's gay lover who is also sleeping with chicken's father and brother to tell us of their rendevous on the other side of the road."

JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads. You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only hen."

MICHAEL JACKSON: "There's nothing more wonderful than sharing your bed with a chicken."

ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

KARL MARX: "It was an historic inevitability."

ARSENE WENGER: "What chicken? I did not see it."

ALEX FERGUSON: "The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly, and Beckham is not bigger than this club."