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blackpanda:
Loooool.....I pity you. All warnings are falling on deaf ears now, una no go hear. MMM is not new. It is a scam, and a scam is clever and cunning otherwise gullible greedy folks wont fall for it.

If everybody were that wise, the scheme won't have worked so well for the originators all these years.

Let them continue. It's spare cash after all. At least that's what they say to cover up a potential loss and unwise investment.

dionma:
When did Buhari become a PDP member? So his party won and you do not want him to congratulate Obaseki and his party? Na was o

Zombie State of mind.
All chants, zero comprehension

Pap and Beans..in the same plate..mixed together thoroughly..till the goo turns brown

Topestbilly:
Igbo gals sha! Lagos be like paradise to them

Look the jeans well.
E get the tribe wey dey patronize am well.
And no be igbo.

#Troll

Was going through my timeline when I came across this post of mine in 2012.. Decided to share it with you guys

QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

ANSWERS:

GEORGE W BUSH: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want To know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here."

BILL GATES: "I have just witnessed eChicken2003 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken."

THE BIBLE: "And God uttered His voice from heaven, and He said unto the chicken, THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing."

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: "I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question."

MY GRANDPA: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough"

A TYPICAL NIGERIAN: "Why are you asking me why the chicken crossed the road? Abi your own lost? Abeg, i no want wahala o! I am innocent. Joor, if dem send you come meet me, tell dem say you no jam me for house."

UNCLE SEGE: "The chicken is so happy with her new GSM and big salary that she crossed the road to vote for me again. I dey kamkpe."

GANI ADAMS: "Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No
fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,.........why wont it cross to the other side?"

CHRIS OKOTIE: "The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a
reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for
JP and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

AGENT MULDER: "You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?"

RICHARD M. NIXON: "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road."

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

SIGMUND FREUD: "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying intimate insecurity."

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: "Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in sucha way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads."

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: "The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down."

MACHIAVELLI: "The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was."

EINSTEIN: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."

BUDDHA: "Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature."

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: "The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it."

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die. In the rain."

COLONEL SANDERS (founder of KFC): I missed one of them?

OPRAH: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it felt accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road."

JERRY SPRINGER: "The question is did the chicken cross the road before sleeping with his bestfriend's mother or after. Stay tuned because in moment we will invite the chicken's gay lover who is also sleeping with chicken's father and brother to tell us of their rendevous on the other side of the road."

JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads. You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only hen."

MICHAEL JACKSON: "There's nothing more wonderful than sharing your bed with a chicken."

ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

KARL MARX: "It was an historic inevitability."

ARSENE WENGER: "What chicken? I did not see it."

ALEX FERGUSON: "The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly, and Beckham is not bigger than this club."

The President's Body Odour seem not to permeate all angles of ills in the country eh?

These vices were expected to increase. The country is unable to handle the uprising security threats.

Since there was a grandplan to impoverish Nigeria, a significant investment should have been made in security as well to combat the negativity. Instead, the few around are being converted to private attack dogs.

It would have been nice to revel that the authorities are getting a dose of their medicine. But it's only a matter of time before the common man gets double dose the same fate.

Staru1:
Why?

Because it is from a man's wife to him.
Relating to it is a false pretence that I understand what they really have between them. But I don't. It is intrusion of privacy.

The turmoils in marriage..

Checking names aborted

Ehh.. I can't relate to this

OP, I need see you make we reason.

lobito94:
Well, you should have read through before commenting...

Okay, so what's with the censoring of those words? Does any reputable media outfit do that with these sort of news?

That made this appear like a blog gossip, not professional reporting.

She is just being realistic

Dry

This news appears hurriedly put together: a little scant in details - the perfect bloggers' traffic magnet

NCAN Imo State are not willing to be misled..but just in case You know how it goes

That is one sick video.

The obscenity probably took away my ears from his rhythms

Choi! What a chop by Cavani

shotin:
Na dis xame psg beat Chelsea home and away last season... I get hope small.... Common gunners....

Not this same PSG. Check their transfer books

Am I the only fan in love with this PSG's goalkeeper name

AREOLA

Loving this.

So, OP, you mean say Gaybriel Ogaychukwu come your shop today

I rebuke every spirit of man do man for you

Oga Seun, our enemies have landed o

On top the fake story make person still click your blog abi?

I would rather send pm to antispam bot

Lero15:
Last time I checked, this is not Daura Farms

Criticise constructively

Neither was it Obasanjo University

kenonze:
Am not too comfortable with the way those men are holding her.

When a person is disoriented, you hold him/her in a way that the support is on all sides. Would you prefer if one wrapped his arms all around her?

From what I can deduce, they're trying to find out her destination or her current state of being.

pq007:
hmm so actually then the militants were formed by Jonathan to enthrone u and destabilize yaradua and buharis government...hmmm DAT a nice dimension

Welcome back to Nigeria. When a fowl is new to an environment, it stands on a foot

Just so you know, militancy in the Niger Delta began even before Nigeria had the civlian administration (pre-1999). I'm sure if you had told Jonathan that he'ld become president then, he would save up to fund your trip to an asylum

Even the violent organized sort you see today were on ground at least 3 years before Jonathan became Vice President of Nigeria

Mods, make una reason am nah. Person suppose direct one line to this man without hiding comments/ban nah

Nathdoug:
This is whr corruption stated

But the biggest balloon is not in that picture

Igbese everywhere you look