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It shows responsibility anytime you can afford it.

I'll like to expose the meanings of some censored words here and how they distort our posts.

1. Co.ck can also refer to the action used to load a bullet in a gun. Used as an idiom, "Co.ck and bull story" means an unbelievable story. Now, when you censor it in a sentence, it becomes: "He moved to cock his gun".. Damn.

2. An a$s is a type of burden-animal. When censored in a sentence, it becomes: "Her ass moved forward with its heavy burden".. Oops.

3.. Oh! Great! Now that I want to vent my anger, I finally forget those annoying 'censors'.. Just great..

Help me out, guys.
The absence of these words are not so cool.

This article is misleading.
We must not forget the fact that the primary purpose of marriage is reproduction.
Companionship and all other things come after this.
Bearing in mind that the average age of terminus of reproductivity is decreasing, one must make necessary adjustments to make the aim of marriage remain viable.
Once you feel confident of succeeding in it, you just do it. A real partner would help you fulfil your dreams, not otherwise.
After all, some who followed this path never achieved their dreams. They got married all the same and sense of responsibility, coupled with goodwill finally saw them hit heights they nevr thought possible.

seankay:
and how will Buhari Islamize Nigeria?...I know better now! No amount of propaganda can make me vote 4 anoda candidate

Sai Buhari!!!

Even without Buhari on seat, Islamization is a reality being fostered by the Boko Haram. And the Christian religion doesn't allow for denouncing faith, which means you either do or you don't.

And you ask how Buhari will Islamize Nigeria? Simple. By encouraging those we believed he will extinguish.

hisblud:
If you think the pastor is foolish until you read taqiya for dummies https://themuslimissue./2014/11/24/understanding-taqiyya-islamic-dissimulation/ In the north, he stated sharia must be in all parts of nigeria, in south, buhari says no one can islamise nigeria Now tell me what is the basis of islamization if not sharia? Read inbetween lines.

I may have had my reservation for GMB. Not anymore. After going through the link you provided, I can never trust a man who once affirmed his fanaticism.

You should write an article on this and GMB's actions. You seem well conversant with this subject and it will benefit the knowledge of many Nigerians.

Change is constant.
Generally, people are stopping things like these that encourage inter-personal relationships in favour of cyberspace relationship or nothing at all.

That's why the nation is splitting.

I still haven't done it.. Irritates me from hairs to toenails.. Really.
Even eating the one killed at home isn't easy for me. They just don't pluck the feathers perfect enough.
Carrying a live fowl sef is stressful job for me.. The soft warm skin under the feather turns my insides to butter.
And this thread is for 'guys', right?

Shout out to Cwaya, honeydear, fynestboi, MsAnne, Obinoscopy, ujsizzle, Caracta, FrancisTony, IamDejman, Miracy, damitism, Rosanne, MatthewBriggs, irunobo2, e.t.c..e.t.c..

Merriest Christmas & See you next year!!

Simple..
Spend the next nine months sleeping in your balcony and looking for the star

Wetdream it should be.

Tortoise fell into a hole full of sh1t. He stayed there for two whole days without making a sound. Immediately he heard the people arriving to bring him out, he started shouting at them to hurry up that he can't bear the smell of the sh1t.

You've borne power outage till today. If you bore it for one more day (tomorrow), what difference would it make in your life?

#HighClassTinz

Juliaann:
seriously is that all u can come up with?Some people don't bother to read what I wrote up there before commenting...so please its better u don't say anything than giving me this nonsense as an advice

This is your reaction to the best advice on this thread?
Your problem must be from the village. Don't ask for advice if you aren't ready to take one. Peace!

Dry

BecaciaBarbie:
He he Loved Tweenies too!!! I miss those old cartoons

Yeppie.. Called one of my friends 'Jake' cos he looks like that Jake that loves dancing in the series. Hehehe.

SuperMartins:
smtimes ghostbusters..Especially on Saturday mornings i think on Nta..

*singing*.. "There's something strange in the neighbourhood.. We gonna call.. GHOSTBUSTERS!!".. Loooool.. With that their walking-dancing step.

I hate NTA jor. Dem dey show cartoon when we no get chance to watch TV. The only one dem dey manage show normal time nah 'Sara'..that African girl wey dey always talk about HIV and Female circumcision

I want you to forget about your resentment, at least, for some minutes, and read this post.

You know, it's not really easy for parents to read into our thoughts and demands as we metamorphosize into adults.
They think just because they have been taking care of us since childbirth, we must be loyal to them and must be exactly what they want everytime of their lives, forgetting that we have our own personality and our own lives. It is really annoying having to listen to them complain all day and actually see only the mistakes we make and not the goods we do. Worst of all, they compare us to others who are better off, forgetting that those people don't even have the problems I'm having.

But then, we must remember how it all started. Our parents got married. They had us. Our mothers carried the burden of us for 9 months and our fathers tried to make the burden an easy one by providing things that will be vital to our mothers;and to the success of our births.

It didn't stop there. After birth, they did their duty of clothing, feeding and housing us, to keep us safe from all dangers. Most importantly, they disciplined us so we can learn the best things in life; how to read and write, how to behave properly; to give us a chance of holding our own in this competitive world.

Even when we feel capable of doing things ourselves, they still stand in, giving us pocket money, quarrelling with neighbours who spite us and sometimes, advice us or stand against friends of ours with poor moral qualities. Sometimes it irritates us, but that's okay. We're still learning how to live in this world.

And now that we are getting there, we would expect freedom, but we don't get it.
Friend, I want you to know that everything we've undergone in the hands of our parents so far is out of love.
And fear too. Our fathers are afraid that we're not ready for this world. They fear that their sons may not survive the heat. They advice us because they want us to be better. Sometimes, they get frustrated and tell us things like "You are useless." After we leave their presence, they begin to feel bad. But they can't tell us 'sorry' most times because they feel we will go back to that action that scares them. They are under a great deal of pressure.

Our mothers are no different. They grew up around different men. They know the very bests of the lot and have their lives and secrets well documented. They would want us to follow an identical path that won't pose a danger to us but will put us up there with them. They also share our fathers' secrets. The pressure our fathers' endure for our sake are transferred to them and for want of peace and unity, they complain at those attitudes of ours that builds up these fear in the home.

Our duty as their children up to the age of reasoning is to understand the pressure they are under;being afraid for our failure. It is borne only out of love and concern, nothing more. Along the way, they underrate us and spite us unknowingly, but we must be constructive by using our anger to do better instead of hating them. They could have given up on us long ago, but they didn't. They have been here and are still here with us. We should return the favour by not giving up on them as well. We should embrace our duty as they embraced theirs. We must keep trying, show them that we can make it as well. That will improve their confidence in us.
It's not so bad that they want us to succeed. As the saying goes "When a bush rat becomes old, it feeds on the breast of its own children"

I can't be absolutely right about everything surely. I'm just trying to run a parallel line between my experience as a son growing up and my fears for my son should I have one in the near future.

Etinosajay:
You're just making noise, kid. You haven't said anything. Ageless baboon.

I get it.
Subordinate.
Have a nice day.
Wallowing in abysmal ignorance.

temitemi1:
Sense is very far from u... GEJ till 2019!!!

You're insulting a comrade of yours.. Too bad.

Make we see am first nah.

God Gives.. God Takes.

Etinosajay:
Dude, shut up. You weren't born then, so you wouldn't know.

You're as dumb as he is.
Comparing the way a 'sect' was handled in the military regime to how it is being handled now reeks of thoughtless corrigendums.
Fine tune your processing faculty and see for once in your hackneyed life.

Lwkmd.. Crazy! Crazy!! Crazy!!

If you had spoken more often to then, I'm sure they'll always see the reason to hang around, at least for your hilarious outbursts..(Except for the 'adding weight on the feathers' part..#suicidal).
Anyways, they always die. So, the more you buy, the better your chances. They're cheap anyways, so I heard. I feel it's down to 'luck

By the way, I thought 'knockouts' were banned from the streets of Lagos?? Dudes won't let dudes sleep!

Lol..
Guys be scrambling for paper and pen to write statements.
If I don't hammer now, when will I?

TV Africa was airing teletubbies when I first saw it. But I was quite old to be interested in it and 'Tweenies'.. I fancied Samurai X and Godzilla more that year..

Remember how I do rush home from School so I don't miss the 3:30pm show.. Lol