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Culture › Re: Culture Or Cruelty? Do We Still Need Tribal Marks?(pics) by DesChyko: 6:11am On Dec 31, 2014
No need for these anymore.
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Is Pregnant by DesChyko: 6:08am On Dec 31, 2014
Answer these three questions first.

1. Do you have sex with her?

2. Is her mother fully aware of the nature of your relationship?

3. Who did your fiancee say is responsible for the pregnancy?
Sports › Re: 50 Famous Sir Alex Ferguson Quotes: Happy Birthday To Sir Alex by DesChyko: 6:06am On Dec 31, 2014
Glory Glory Manchester United.. Boasting the 'bests' of the best coaches since English Football.. Hehehe.. #GGMU
Celebrities › Re: Why I Attended Olamide’s OLIC Concert – Prof. Osinbajo by DesChyko: 6:03am On Dec 31, 2014
If he likes, he should identify with the likes of NURTW touts. That is his funeral.

Let him just gear up for the task ahead of him. All these frivolities won't be tolerated. I'm sure he's aware of how Nigerians bash GEJ even when he celebrates his own birthday.
Christianity Etc › Re: 1500 Year Old Bible Confirms Dat Jesus Was Not Crucified(pics) by DesChyko: 5:58am On Dec 31, 2014
agbajesaid:
guess its not a crime to share info, moreso i dnt deny copying it.
Take a chill pill. The work is poorly organized. The title, first paragraph and 'some name' are just jampacked. It should be carefully sorted.
Politics › Re: Famous U.S. Army War College Alumni (BUHARI) by DesChyko: 5:55am On Dec 31, 2014
...This directory is not just composed of graduates of this school, as some of the famous people on this list didn't necessarily earn a degree from U.S. Army War College...
This is the part you missed.
Christianity Etc › Re: 1500 Year Old Bible Confirms Dat Jesus Was Not Crucified(pics) by DesChyko: 5:45am On Dec 31, 2014
Doesn't mean it's the TRUTH. Even the general bible we use today has different version.

The OP just copied the whole darn thing and pasted without mercy.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Praise Me After Leaving Office - Jonathan by DesChyko: 5:33am On Dec 31, 2014
ademoladeji:
...Do you know how porous our borders are? ...
Banned goods worth millions of Naira are seized every week and destroyed. You don't see that so you don't thank the President.
People with forged documents are apprehended on daily basis. You don't see that so you don't thank the President.
Ritualists, Narcotics-merchants and criminals are being tackled at the borders. You don't see that so you don't thank the President.

The only thing you saw is 'Patrick Sawyer'. The very first case of Ebola in the country. You didn't even know Nigeria managed the Ebola incident better than any other country in an identical scenario. US of all people also had Ebola awhile, despite their extreme caution. I'm sure you didn't know this too so, You don't see that so you don't thank the President.

Look, I know many of us are against GEJ's ambition. That doesn't mean we should hurl frivolous allegations at him.

The President deserves respect from citizens. I'll leave it at that.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Relocates Family To The UK Ahead Of 2015 Elections by DesChyko: 10:19pm On Dec 30, 2014
No true Nigerian man would ignore caution when his family is in danger. The greater his means, the better he would do to protect them.
Family › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Washing Your Mum $sister Underwear. by DesChyko: 10:17pm On Dec 30, 2014
Dude.. They aren't your wife.

We're talking 'intimate'. You don't get 'intimate' with your mom or sister.

If they're so sick that they're bedridden and you have to do everything for them and even bathe them, fine. But if not, you're way overstepping your boundaries. Except for your sister if she's still far too young.

They should take charge of their personal hygiene.

Stop it.. Seriously. As long as you're old enough to think it over, you should drop it ASAP.
Christianity Etc › Re: This Pastor Disguised As Destitute To His Church And I Refused To Help Him. by DesChyko: 10:10pm On Dec 30, 2014
Touching..
Politics › Re: Defending GEJ Is Becoming Increasingly Difficult. by DesChyko: 10:08pm On Dec 30, 2014
chibanj:
Op u b kpomo.

Me sef don tire 4 all dis PDP n APC wahala. Make APC win abeg so dat all of us go rest, any how we see d Nija we go take am so.
Simple.. The way I dey see am so, if PDP win, the one wey go come na 'BOKO HARAM' in capital letters.
Politics › Re: Defending GEJ Is Becoming Increasingly Difficult. by DesChyko: 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
Why would one want to always defend GEJ when you're not his defense attorney?

When he messes up, he'll have to clean it up himself.. You don't clean it up for him.

Everyone messes up.. Even you have messed up like three times in just one day..

But you know, Celebrities are always talked about. Rest your energy. GEJ doesn't even know about the existence of these bashing threads.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: INEC May Not Accept Buhari's Affidavit Declaration. by DesChyko: 9:59pm On Dec 30, 2014
Seriously, if it were you, would you buy the 'affidavit' buhaha.

This is the 'Presidency' of the FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, not some 'P.R.O.' post in a University's Departmental Association.

All these careless games have no aim
Politics › Re: ‘buhari’s Academic Records Intact’ by DesChyko: 9:53pm On Dec 30, 2014
How difficult could this be?

Now that Buhari has his best chance to win this, he is making a big fuss of presenting his qualifications? To what end? To buy time for a thorough falsification of documents or to gain more newspaper headlines?

I guess we're paying much attention to this anyway. Should he decide to conceal his documents, that's his funeral.
Politics › Re: WOW! Reps Aspirant Dumps PDP After Winning Primary, Joins APC For Osinbajo by DesChyko: 9:49pm On Dec 30, 2014
Politics is a dirty game.
Politics › Re: #43 Days Left: The Countdown Has Begun. by DesChyko: 9:47pm On Dec 30, 2014
The chances of GEJ winning this election are quite slim. He can only bank on the South East and South South regions.
Majority of the North, as usual, will file behing GMB. The South West would play a part in swinging the votes in favour of either candidates as they are quite unpredictable, thus, unreliable.

#GEJ2019
Jokes Etc › Re: Punctuation Marks by DesChyko: 9:42pm On Dec 30, 2014
An adult class then?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Praise Me After Leaving Office - Jonathan by DesChyko: 9:36pm On Dec 30, 2014
ademoladeji:
..
Thanks for Ebola..
Look over here, Nigerians.
Someone is blaming the President for the Ebola incident we had.

This is proof that our education sector needs massive upgrades
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Praise Me After Leaving Office - Jonathan by DesChyko: 9:30pm On Dec 30, 2014
Kakpos:
..GOD WILL NEVER FOR FORGIVEYOU!
I never knew God had a spokesman.

Nigerians becoming stu.pid unwittingly.
Health › Re: What Should He Do With His Baby's Placenta? by DesChyko: 3:36pm On Dec 30, 2014
Best option is to bury it.
Romance › Re: The Game by DesChyko: 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2014
Cwaya:
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grin grin grin

Omo the babe let am know on time say she no get interest naa, and he still dey form seriousness.

The guy fccuk up jaare
Which one is Bro mathew! undecided

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Maybe na to show her kpozumic mozumbity.. Lol
Education › Re: Examination Malpractice: From An Informed Point Of View. by DesChyko: 2:54pm On Dec 30, 2014
The Question our educational outfits here in Nigeria have refused to answer is:
"How many options do you make available to an intending scholar?"

Sometimes, it's not about being lazy. There is something called 'preference' which we do not give audience.

Rather, we stick to our 'aged' education methods
Travel › Re: Another Airasia Plane Carrying 153 People Overshoots Runway In The Philippines by DesChyko: 2:49pm On Dec 30, 2014
Stubborn humans..
Some will still board again the next two hoursgrin
Romance › Re: The Game by DesChyko: 2:48pm On Dec 30, 2014
Cwaya:
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Oh chyko !!
You dey see this levels !! cheesy
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I dey see am o.. I gbadun the homeboy jaregrin..

As the guy carry her do OFFSIDE-CHIC.. gringrin
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Still Hold On To Their Maiden Name Even After Marriage? by DesChyko: 2:28pm On Dec 30, 2014
Give examples of Popular celebrities with this issue such that we know it is a 'today's' problem.
Romance › Re: The Game by DesChyko: 2:26pm On Dec 30, 2014
Bro Matthew.. No vex jare.. He is just taking you as seriously as you're taking him jare. Finish.
Celebrities › Re: Attending Olamide's Concert, Does It Make Prof. Yemi Osinbajo Less A Leader? by DesChyko: 2:18pm On Dec 30, 2014
Nothing wrong.
Politics › Re: Conversation Between I And A Friend by DesChyko: 2:15pm On Dec 30, 2014
I guess it's the "none of my business" type..

We don't do livestocks, sorry.
Music/Radio › Re: Top Eight Sexiest Radio On Air Personalities(pics) by DesChyko: 2:03pm On Dec 30, 2014
Sexiest Female Radio Personalities, that is.. The ladies won't agree with your topic.
Car Talk › Re: Drunk Driver Hits Someone, Car Somersaults As He Tries To Escape (Photos) by DesChyko: 2:00pm On Dec 30, 2014
Nice news.. Live action. I love it.

But OP, you need to be clear about the location.

Ahiara Junction was recently renovated with security forcemen stationed there. Furthermore, all four roads branching off Ahiara Junction are tarred (1. To/From Nkwogwu, 2. To/From Afor Oru, 3. To/From Ogbe and 4. To/From Eke Nguru).

That location isn't Ahiara Junction.

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