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Nairaland / General / Re: There Are Rotten Girls In Nairaland. by Desire2(f): 1:38am On Jun 18, 2009
OneNaija:

Guys Watch Out.They always feel of talking nasty things in Nairaland. I can mention Names when given the permit to go ahead.

Man up and drop those names. I need some entertainment tonight like, when they come after you and you're over there reporting them to mods.
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 1:11am On Jun 18, 2009
chiogo:

I remember 3 gay dudes doing the single ladies/crazy in love dances at my school. why do they always use beyonce though? cheesy They even knew the dance better than I and other girls do. shocked

It seems like all gay people took it upon themselves to learn that dance lol
Romance / Re: There Is Not One Girl On Nairaland Who Wont Fall For Me In 3 Days Max! by Desire2(f): 10:38pm On Jun 17, 2009
This is the poster . . .not kidding.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=155952;type=avatar[/img]

Ladies, you better start falling in love.
Romance / Re: There Is Not One Girl On Nairaland Who Wont Fall For Me In 3 Days Max! by Desire2(f): 10:35pm On Jun 17, 2009
manmustwac:

they must be falling in love with your money


What money? He's broke.
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 10:43pm On Jun 16, 2009
debosky:

Single ladies is good for physical fitness or don't you want your man to have a tight butt? 

That is what going to the gym and jogging is for. Dancing to Single Ladies, swaying your hips left and right won't help much.
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 9:40pm On Jun 16, 2009
ROBOCOB:

@ desire, great, real points. Its frustrating to have gay man in your life

lol Not really. I'm cool with gay people except for the queens but I'm just saying. . .
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Get A Partner Free! Foc! by Desire2(f): 8:59pm On Jun 16, 2009
Emmandus:

ladies who are matured and need to get into a meaningful relationship should reply this post with their picture,names,age,location and of course a bit about yourself.

I found that you get the best responses, you need to take the first step and provide everything highlighted above. That way, those who wish to respond might be a wee bit more comfortable talking about themselves. Also, you should move this to the Dating & Meeting Up Section.

Good luck.

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Celebrities / Re: Celebs You Think Should Give Up (add On) by Desire2(f): 8:48pm On Jun 16, 2009
iice:

Does Nivea still sing?

Half of them should retire. . .

First on the list Ben Affleck grin
Vin Diesel
Nicole Kidman grin


rofl!!
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Sincere How Many Of U Are Honest To Your Boyfriend by Desire2(f): 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2009
Oh really? What do most Nigerian men claim? She is my cousin?
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 8:41pm On Jun 16, 2009
@topic, He glances a little too long at that really hot guy.

BABE!:

number 2, 3,7, nd 8 r not really part of d gist.

I'm sorry but those were all the major pointers, if he knows that Single Ladies dance routine, he's gay.

Exhibit A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMClmPJF2Iw&hl=en&fs=1&[/flash]
Romance / Re: Ladies Of Nairaland, Prove That You Are Really A Girl And Not A Man Posting by Desire2(f): 8:31pm On Jun 16, 2009
Stillwater, the gig is up. . . we have been busted.
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 8:26pm On Jun 16, 2009
debosky:

I like Whitney Houston, I like Storm (I think her chest is packed cheesy) and I have perfectly arched eyebrows - am I gay?

I dunno, my gaydar is going OFF though lol
Romance / Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 6:25am On Jun 16, 2009
$osisi:

If he smacks his lips when talking
gay,gayish,gayoid
chiogo:

Lmfao

Add snapping of fingers and rolling of eyes. . . cry cry

That's right.

@topic, He walks and you see his hips swing. That man is GAY.
Romance / Re: Do People Really Find Love On Nairaland ? by Desire2(f): 6:22am On Jun 16, 2009
agabaI23:

E be like say them girls de fear obnoxious grin grin

He even called names and all they could do is laugh or play with him. grin

I expected some fireworks! lol

lol Obnoxious is a special case. I think it's kinda cute how we are forever on his mind.

Poor fella can't post a thing without talking about any of us. How precious.
Romance / How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 5:45pm On Jun 15, 2009
1. He uses the term “Girl Please…” a lot.

2. He knows all the lyrics to Lil’ Kim songs.

3. He knows the entire Single Ladies/ Get Me Bodied dance routine by Beyonce and does it well.

4. His favorite superhero from X-Men is Storm.

5. He only has girls as friends.

6. He goes to the beach in Speedos instead of regular swim trunks

7. His lip gloss is always popping.

8. He takes longer than you to get ready.

9. His eyebrows are arched better than yours

10. His favorite artist is a diva, like, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Brandy, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Madonna, Mya, Aaliyah, Monica.
Celebrities / Re: Celebs You Think Should Give Up (add On) by Desire2(f): 4:09pm On Jun 15, 2009
SeanT21:

They all should quit!!

lol!!

Cassie should throw in the towel and stick to modeling.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Eats Bones And Opens Bottles With Her Teeth, Is Something Wrong? by Desire2(f): 3:59pm On Jun 15, 2009
StephenP:

I think I've heard enough. This girl doesn't exist, you just post topics like this for the attention. It used to be funny at first but now it's just ridiculous.

Also, you are as white as Britney Spears is Black.

ROFL!!! Oh Lawdy!! Yes, I might finally get to see you mad.

Busy_body:


Stephen, Treetop and Debosky never gets rankled or fazed by anything, so OP from the tone of this post above, you are really starting to take the piss, so if i were you, i'd start sleeping with one eye open cheesy grin cheesy

So true lol
Romance / Re: Should I Be Worried If It's Not Me? by Desire2(f): 3:29am On Jun 15, 2009
I have to admit, I wouldn't know how to respond to this. It is perfectly normal to be jealous though as long as you can control it.

I got a question though, while he was flirting and complimenting you, what was your response like?
Celebrities / Celebs You Think Should Give Up (add On) by Desire2(f): 3:20am On Jun 15, 2009
Which celebrities do you think should just PLEASE give up?

Ashanti
Mya
Omarion
Marques Houston
Nivea
Bow Wow
50 Cent

Please add on to the list
Romance / Re: Do Girls Like Guys With Very Hairy, moderate or smooth Chests And Legs? by Desire2(f): 3:14am On Jun 15, 2009
rofl!!

davidylan:

Rephrase . . .  i think the wife knocking isnt bothered about that.  grin

Oh wait, I didn't even see the I think part. Boy you better wax it off to be on the safe side.
Romance / Re: Do Girls Like Guys With Very Hairy, moderate or smooth Chests And Legs? by Desire2(f): 3:06am On Jun 15, 2009
davidylan:

lol i think the wife or wives already knocking arent bothered about that.

Oh really? There is more than one??

Well good for you! Make sure she or they don't leave.
Romance / Re: Do Girls Like Guys With Very Hairy, moderate or smooth Chests And Legs? by Desire2(f): 2:41am On Jun 15, 2009
davidylan:

yeah . . . my wife better like it.

lol you better go wax it all off.
Romance / Re: Do Girls Like Guys With Very Hairy, moderate or smooth Chests And Legs? by Desire2(f): 2:35am On Jun 15, 2009
davidylan:

shocked shocked


Is your chest hairy?

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