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Celebrities / Re: Binta Diamond Diallo & Wizkid's 2nd Son In Lovely New Photos by desmondneke(m): 10:58pm On May 08, 2017
the bae mk sense gan! unlike davido wey de carry lost compass
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor On The Set Of "The Wedding Party 2" (Photos) by desmondneke(m): 10:51pm On May 08, 2017
Tolexander:
Please who is Rinaldo and what league is he? cheesy





cut the guy some slack...no b everybody go sch and mayb that's d way he cals ronaldo
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 10:25pm On May 08, 2017
Jetleeee:
Where is your "sauce"?




If u need sauce enter market
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 10:23pm On May 08, 2017
OkutaNla:

Could it be related to the incident in the following news report?
http://thenationonlineng.net/ritual-killing-girl-bayelsa-hotel-sparks-violence/







same news my brother......mine was an eyewitness account
Properties / Re: SALE* Luxury 1 & 2 Bedroom Apartment In Osapa-london . Lekki . N 35m (+pix's) ** by desmondneke(m): 3:57pm On May 08, 2017
is the flat for sale or is it for rent....need ur answer asap!
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 2:28pm On May 08, 2017
Lekan1o1:
No link.





an eyewitness does not need any link
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 1:28pm On May 08, 2017
Jetleeee:


Everything needs "sauce" breh. No one would believe word of mouth unless it comes from an official newspaper or website

Anyway, we don already mark register just incase

Although I don't see this getting to the FP






I understand ur official talk....but believe u me...its happening

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Crime / Re: Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 1:20pm On May 08, 2017
Kondomatic:
See headline





hitting the nail on the head
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2017
Jetleeee:
Where is your sauce?







what source do u need when its currently happening....no igbo people in the area....al shops locked
Crime / Breaking News: Igbo Boy Kill Epie Girl In Yenegoa For Ritual by desmondneke(m): 1:13pm On May 08, 2017
currently going on now in yenegoa,the youth of biogbolo community in the state have began raising halvoc on igbo people in the community and beyond..
it all started yesterday when an alleged igbo boy took a young girl of age (19)to a popular guest house in the same community for sexual pleasure, unkonow to the innocent girl that was the last breathe she took. the igbo boy is in hiding and police has taken over everywhere.
source: http://thenationonlineng.net/ritual-killing-girl-bayelsa-hotel-sparks-violence/
Literature / Re: Chidera Okolie Declares Her DM Open To Potential Suitors; Lists 10 Conditions by desmondneke(m): 2:19pm On May 05, 2017
nerilove:
Wow! Good girl. I like that. It shows she knows what she wants




people like u encourage such foolishness....and I wonder where u are from?
Literature / Re: Chidera Okolie Declares Her DM Open To Potential Suitors; Lists 10 Conditions by desmondneke(m): 2:17pm On May 05, 2017
noetic5:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5261072_re_png02e93c5cbf3b60b7d98d9a8b091e6478


SHE'S DAMN TOO PRETTY. IN CASE U INTERESTED SEE MORE OF HER BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS SEE PHOTOS












who she elp....which 1 kind wan take this one serious...wetin she fail to understand b say men go pretend to b everything she want and still show her shege later...lawyer koh lier ni
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Bisola Calls Nigerians Criticizing Big Brother Nigeria Show "Hypocrites by desmondneke(m): 7:35pm On May 02, 2017
ashawo spotted from distance.....ask ttt
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2017
chiraqDemon:

Man that stuff is just cos the dick doesnt get fat with u
So u get fatter than ur dick and its all out of proportion and the dick now seems too small for the body

Theres one of my guys back when we were livimg together
Nigga was real fat and a grower(those hulk type dicks that only show themselves when its morphin time)

The babe he brought in confided in me b4 the show that she is just doing this cos he likes him that she doesnt feel he will sate her thirst
Next morning this girl nor de waka well again grin
And she kept coming back
Since that day i get respect for the bros
















OMG....
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 5:57pm On Apr 25, 2017
Cleopatra4:
As long as no be mumu fat no wahala!








which 1 b mumu fat again?
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2017
Stanleysteno:
So to fat don turn crime abi, some ladies prefer fat guys. U think say baba GOD wey create am no know wetin him do, if girl 1 do not like fat guys does not mean that girl 2 hate fat guys too










alubarika follow u ma brother.....but the dislike fr fat dude is alarming even wen they are cuter
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 4:16pm On Apr 25, 2017
TrapQueen77:




Coz men love super duper super thick... they like big boobiez big azz big thighs etc.. angry








u must b from either the west or south....9ice 1
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 4:14pm On Apr 25, 2017
Khd95:
But dj khaleed is fat nau






people say because he is rich thats why girls hover around him
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 4:13pm On Apr 25, 2017
firstking01:
On your own part, do you like girls with potbelly?










funny.....hard to say my brother
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 3:45pm On Apr 25, 2017
Fuckshiit:



cos they cánt fûck em well and they fûçkiñg got small cöçks... Nigerian girls fûçkiñg love big/energetic coçks













the believe of a slim person....men some fat guys are really huge
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 3:42pm On Apr 25, 2017
Safiaa:
As long as your weight is a reflection of your bank account , i'm happy grin







imagine a slim dude grin
Safiaa:
As long as your weight is a reflection of your bank account , i'm happy grin







imagine a slim dude
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 3:30pm On Apr 25, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



its ok to be fat as long the guy looks presentable and smells good , not like dirty looking and sweaty ... #juzsaying










why is ok for a guy to date a fat girl without complain but wen the table is turned around the equation changes
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 3:23pm On Apr 25, 2017
Tallesty1:
Like say fat guys like their condition



fat people knw de complain .....na d society de make things hard for them
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 3:20pm On Apr 25, 2017
Thejustw14:
Fat n rich is cool buh fat n broke is ugly...






But slim and broke is cool....thats discrinination

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Romance / Why Do Nigerian Ladies Hate FAT Boys by desmondneke(m): 3:13pm On Apr 25, 2017
recently, I had the pleasure to go out with a cute fat dude in his late 20's...we were just chilling in a popular spot around ikoyi wen some" beautiful skinny ladies walked in and graced a table close to us...my friend(fat) liked wat he saw but, was shocked wen the girls started a conversation of how they will never date a fat guy...my ? is this .....Are fat guyz irritating or wat?

Crime / Re: Weapons And Charms Recovered From Cultists In Rivers State (Photos) by desmondneke(m): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2017
icelanders have sophiscated weapon....that must b dee bam kk klados
Crime / Re: Weapons And Charms Recovered From Cultists In Rivers State (Photos) by desmondneke(m): 10:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
icelanders
Family / Re: Share Your Challenges As A First-born by desmondneke(m): 11:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
I dont even knw if mine is a challenge or external family palava...I am d first son but currently my younger one is doing is nysc while I am still waiting fr 1smelling lecturer to free me alone fr the past 3yrs..........e knw easy o

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TV/Movies / Re: The Moment Ex-BBNaija Housemates Heard Of Tboss' Eviction by desmondneke(m): 9:40pm On Apr 09, 2017
ChappyChase:
See as Kamen dey shout as if them tell ham sey him don win the 25m










una sure say this man o b vikings??that hand shake no b ordinarily o
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by desmondneke(m): 8:51pm On Apr 09, 2017
for my people who believe T-boss will go home with the 25m can I get ur lovely and adorable likes.......

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Celebrities / Re: Bally: "Tboss Was The Housemate That Irritated Us The Most" (Video) by desmondneke(m): 11:12am On Apr 08, 2017
This critism is wat boosting T-boss....as per bally...he is jusJust jealous or probably liking her already......its a shame to see a man talks like a woman

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