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@ Katty, that was funny though.

Do you mean we have more armed robbers here in Nigeria? Well, i dont go with that.

Nice one deyour.

I wasnt even thinking in that direction, was trying to figure out what it could be before i saw your answer.

@ Sussy 1, I hope he is correct sha.

It makes some sense though, just that he didnt say it right.

I guess i understand what he's trying to say.

Ojuelegba

Segoye, se iwo ni on wa obirin ti o rewa lati fi se aaya?
se o ni ise lowo sha, nitori wipe owo ni obirin mo o.

Maa tun ma kan si yin laipe, ema flenjor.

Nigeria

Is it only an International passport the dog requires, what about visa and ticket?

Funny though.

@ poster, so why did the chicken cross the road? I need to hear your own answer!

Nairaland will never cease to amuse me!

Seems this guy is terribly in need of a girl, Abeg ladies help him out oo.

Check his pictures especially the one he took in the university (as he claimed), doesnt he look sexy?

Abeg poster, Something is missing out in your profile, your income per annum. I think ladies would be more interested in that. It would be better if that is included and the pictures are ommitted.

No worry ehn, God will provide.

Keep it up. That was very funny.

boraddo:
ejo, bawo ni won shey so LOL ni yoruba ?

se omo yoruba ko ni iwo ni, abi o ko se aayan ogbufo ni ile - iwe ni.
fun akiyesi re, lol ni yoruba ni rerin sita (rrst).

oda na, mo n pada bo.

I'm just hearing this for the first time.

Funny though

APPLICATION CLOSED!

APPLICATION CLOSED!!

APPLICATION CLOSED!!!

You must not let your life be controlled by someone else. You must know that you have your life to live.
Do what you know is right and at the right time, if they like, let them walk with their heads on the ground.

[quote author=wa_do_mi link=topic=54171.msg1123798#msg1123798 date=1179423898]how is that a subject of discussion?[/quote]Search me o!

ogogoro:
Why is it making life miserable for you? Is it because you won't be able to control her as you wish you could?

That's exactly what he thinks, its not always like that. Not all women are arrogant, it all depends on both of you. She's not going to spend the money all alone, is she?

So, whats your problem.

According to what you said, Thank God u know u're being nosey, Why dont you leave him alone.
If thats what he wants, then leave him to it. or are you going to manage his relationship for him?

He doesnt like lepa, na orobo im like! Period.

Can u go out with Orobo? No, cos its not your taste. Dont you realize its vice versa?

If you want your love to be blind, it will certainly be blind.

Emi o le la oju mi sile ki talubo kosi o!

I dont know really, but i think the Niger - Area makes much sense.

kemoade:
Wa do mi
hmmmm- he is missing your obo.

why do you have to go raw like that well it is by their fruits we shall know them.


bebe
missing you can be translated into so many interpretation depending on the way the person says it.

Why are you talking like a kid, you shouldnt be surprised at wa -do- mi's comment, dont u know what her name means? .

Anyway, he means he's missing you as he said (you as a person, your whole personalty)

@ Omo Eko,

where is your sense of humor?

The most stupid thing i ever did was seeing my my bf (ex) with a lady who came to spend the night, and because i have no where to go, i had to follow his friend home in order not to cause trouble.

Simbi was shocked when she heard the gunshot, she ran out of the room to see who was there, , she was surprised at what she saw, how on hell did this man know i was here, then she saw the body of peter lying on the floor, she couldnt say anything, she just stood there mouth open,

Ugwumba:
Ehhmmmm, i was replying to ika (ikamefa).

Ok.

I bet she's not your mum.

Ugwumba:
ika, all the other things described are too 'normal' for me oh!!! who hasn't seen intelligent people, big b**bs and a$$, nice smile, fine bear-bear, fine legs, etc. Let's go beyond the ordinary.

PS - u no talk your own oh!!!!

Didnt you see what i posted? i said my intelligence, the way i walk, my pointed nose and my smile.

@ poster, I know why you are yet to find the right girl, because you are yet to spell right correctly.
Try spelling it correctly and the right girl will surely come.

He might not mean it, perhaps he was joking.

But also try as much not to dress old, always look your best at all times.

My intelligence, the way i walk and my smile gets any guy crazy.

My mum can never do such thing, so i dont want to imagine it.