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Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And And Omotunde Adebowale 'Adaku' Pictured Together by dessz(m): 2:17pm On Nov 05, 2017

too bored to care about the pic.
wake me up when city finish raping assnal. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by dessz(m): 2:16pm On Nov 05, 2017

mukina2 hehehe

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Events › Re: 3 Sisters Marry On The Same Day In Kano State (Photos) by dessz(m): 12:36pm On Nov 05, 2017

nairaland boring on Sundays sha

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Phones › Re: Top 7 Reasons To Root Your Android Phone, N0 4 Tho by dessz(m): 12:19pm On Nov 05, 2017

pat077:
kindly. Like what features can I use without rooting my phone

just automated hibernation of non system apps.that means when ur screen goes off it hibernates the running apps. u can also set it to show on ur notification screen so u can manually hibernate it whenever u want.e.g..

Phones › Re: Top 7 Reasons To Root Your Android Phone, N0 4 Tho by dessz(m): 12:03pm On Nov 05, 2017

pat077:
so, without rooting one can't use the greenify app

u can use it without rooting but there are some features that only rooted phones can use.and those features are the real deal.e.g only rooted phones can use the "hibernate system apps" feature.

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Phones › Re: Top 7 Reasons To Root Your Android Phone, N0 4 Tho by dessz(m): 9:53am On Nov 05, 2017

exclusive7:
baba how I fit root my phone abeg

Google how to use "kingo root" to root my phone.u will see what u want.

Phones › Re: Top 7 Reasons To Root Your Android Phone, N0 4 Tho by dessz(m): 7:41am On Nov 05, 2017

fuckerstard:
Root is not good, you loose your warranty and expose your phone to hackers.

To me it's not worth it.

lol do u use ur warranty in d first place undecided

and the hacking part hahahaahahahahahha hackers ko.

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Phones › Re: Top 7 Reasons To Root Your Android Phone, N0 4 Tho by dessz(m): 7:34am On Nov 05, 2017

after rooting download, xposed installer, greenify app, lucky patcher and root booster app, THANK ME LATER cool

the best part is greenify, use lucky patcher to unlock its donation package, then u will gain access to its best content......HIBERNATING SYSTEM APPS. I am broke and use a low ram phone yet greenify hibernates most of the system app and makes me use up to 70% of my ram. also makes my batt last 50% longer.most phones use just 40-30% of their total ram. so rooting is slick.bet9ja must favour me, I must buy a new phone grin

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Family › Re: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by dessz(m): 7:20am On Nov 05, 2017

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

correct man grin

Family › Re: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by dessz(m): 10:42pm On Nov 04, 2017

went to play video game with my younger brother(Sega) we were happy some time later I noticed my bro was not by my side, then I looked sideways and saw him running like a mad man.
then I hear "twaii" it took me 5secs before I felt the pain,I fainted(seriously) I woke up,to my mom pouring water in my body,then she used koboko and scattered my body I didn't even realise when I fled home.
my bro was lucky she didn't see him.the goat couldn't even warn me angry

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Politics › Re: Fred Agbedi Gives One Motorcycle To 5 People In Bayelsa As Means Of Empowerment by dessz(m): 9:55pm On Nov 04, 2017

which kind craze dey wori dis man,
1 bike for 5 ppl huh

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Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ezenwelu, Makeup Artist Transforms Young Lady To A Granny - Pics, Video by dessz(m): 9:51pm On Nov 04, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

Old women...

Whenever I see an old woman,
The first question I ask myself is; so this frail bone once did doggie and gave BJs?

Old age makes women look so innocent or so demonic.
Nice special effects

am some idiots still liked the comment

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Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ezenwelu, Makeup Artist Transforms Young Lady To A Granny - Pics, Video by dessz(m): 9:49pm On Nov 04, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

Old women...

Whenever I see an old woman,
The first question I ask myself is; so this frail bone once did doggie and gave BJs?

Old age makes women look so innocent or so demonic.
Nice special effects

what about ur mom.she must have been missionary style specialist b4. mtchewwww

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Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by dessz(m): 9:40pm On Nov 04, 2017

Ksslib:
You sef no vex o... don't you know what the word "unknowingly" means? Anyone could have made that mistake. She might have mistakenly clicked it while trying to scroll the page.

I blame the idiotic jamb run by morons and brain dead zombies. Else, why would a button as volatile and dangerous as "Reject" be put on an admission page and programmed to activate with one or two clicks of a button?

They could have created a personal page for that alone, added like 5 - 10 pop-up prompts warning the candidate of what they're about to do. Then ask them to log-in again with their details to finally reject the admission.

Considering how gruelling and almost borderline spiritual it is to gain admission in this country, it's only sensible and logical to expect jamb to put measures in place that make sure only those who truly want to reject their admission click that button..

so its jamb fault ur sis clicked reject undecided

all I see in this ur comment is u trying to find excuses for ur sis.she made a BIG mistake.its HER fault.its bitter but its true.Don't waste time shuffling blames, u have received the best advice possible... GO to jamb office.

Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by dessz(m): 1:39pm On Nov 04, 2017

Frezhkid10:
Morning house...my sis got admitted according to the jamb CAPS page....xterday as she went online to accept the admission...buh unknown to her, dat the devil wanted to use her at dat time....she ...lemme use d word unknowingly clicked on reject admission..noe the page is showing Admission rejected oooo....plz wat can she do to revert dis error...abeg...to get Admission into law no be beans ooooo...abeg

chai she don buy market.just go to jamb office and hope its rectifiable

Jokes Etc › Re: MY Large Collection Of Funny Pics,memes And Comments. by dessz(op): 8:03pm On Nov 03, 2017

goo

Jokes Etc › Re: MY Large Collection Of Funny Pics,memes And Comments. by dessz(op): 7:51pm On Nov 03, 2017

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Jokes Etc › Re: MY Large Collection Of Funny Pics,memes And Comments. by dessz(op): 7:48pm On Nov 03, 2017

Dollipsejay:
so funny

Lordspicy:
More plz

SWORD419:

Jochebed7:
funny

Respect55:
More pls

Jokes Etc › Re: Define Till U Get Tired...let's Have Fun!!! by dessz(m): 7:14pm On Nov 03, 2017

amerengues:
"Performed" Cannot be d last word on this thread that is queer

queer means something eccentric. cool

Health › Re: My Wife Of 3 Years Started Bedwetting Last Year. Please Help by dessz(m): 7:04pm On Nov 03, 2017

EmmaFantastic:
Prayers .
...praying on your own and telling others to join you in prayers (group prayers). God is still very much a God that answers prayers-He never fails! If you need privacy in the group prayers-maybe in order to avoid embarrassment, you can go online to use google to search for worldwide prayer groups. There are several of them. But just pray!
The grace of God almighty WILL DELIVER YOUR WIFE AND SEE YOU PEOPLE THROUGH, IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!
It is well with you!

can u just comment without bringing religious beliefs smh.

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Health › Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Prolong Your Life - Scientific Research Claims by dessz(m): 6:46pm On Nov 03, 2017*

oyibo no go kill us. dem for kuku tell us make we put nose for partner nyash to "increase" the effect. grin

oyibo logic be like:

we boiling meat etc,,
them;
Don't boil food,it waste the nutrients which might make u have nutrient deficiency and die grin

we frying food
them;
Don't fry food it causes high cholesterol And can kill u.
we roasting food:
them;
dont roast,the smoke is unhealthy,it will accumulate carbon and cause cancer which will kill u.
we grilling food,
them;
Don't grill food,the high temperature can produce a substance which alters our DNA and cause cancer which can kill u (its true).

we bcome frustrated,and decide to eat raw food grin

them;
noooo, dont it harbours parasites and diseases which can kill u.
their logic is really annoying our forefathers have been eating and doing things without a care in the world and they didn't die at all. grin

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Celebrities › Re: "I Am Going To Buy A Private Jet" - Dammy Krane by dessz(m): 2:06pm On Nov 03, 2017

hmm

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Celebrities › Re: Fela In Suit With His Wife, Remilekun Taylor (Throwback Photo) by dessz(m): 10:18am On Nov 03, 2017

Mckandre:
sorry I don't understand, re u referring to dead one or life one?

u will make heaven. u are free of sin. grin

Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by dessz(m): 8:51am On Nov 03, 2017

Draei:
Aggressive you think? alry.

hmphh

Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by dessz(m): 8:47am On Nov 03, 2017

Draei:
What am i saying, what are you blabbing?
Your kofa page is the real deal at the end,
that's all i know & I'm sure of.

why u aggressive. I just quoted what I read.

Celebrities › Re: Fela In Suit With His Wife, Remilekun Taylor (Throwback Photo) by dessz(m): 8:45am On Nov 03, 2017

LEGEND!!

like if u undastand

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Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by dessz(m): 8:42am On Nov 03, 2017

Draei:
Now check out that screenshot, how will someone with
a good jamb score and postutme score be seeing
'not admitted' Even the subject combos I've been
seeing are just 3 instead of 4 & no official statement.

Nigerian education is fuckèd up abeg!

u don't understand the system,mine is showing not admitted (chem eng) they said jamb is still updating the system and its best to wait till uniben admission list come out.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Red Star Belgrade : Europa League (0 - 0) On 2nd November 2017 by dessz(m): 10:58pm On Nov 02, 2017

mukina2 hw market ordinary small team una kannot fit to beat

Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Marry A Lady That Earns More Than You? (Video) by dessz(m): 10:54pm On Nov 02, 2017

Micheezy7:
This is becoming stale

I tell u.

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Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Marry A Lady That Earns More Than You? (Video) by dessz(m): 10:52pm On Nov 02, 2017

u love her?

then why care of such fleeting matters.
there is nothing bad.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Jailed 21 Years For Attempted Murder Of 90-Year-Old Woman In UK by dessz(m): 10:45pm On Nov 02, 2017

hmm

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