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Nigeria will crush China in seven days

They have Been caught with too many looted funds, they now want to show that they are working. Who do they think that are deceiving?


Rubbish!

There was a time I encountered similar issue, I was trying to attach a file on my drive to a message and send but not going through till I download the fill on my phone then I attach it directly from my phone document to the massage and it worked perfectly.

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slyIsaac:
Op.... chaii... All tis epistle to get a naija babe

Have a huge bank account... She'll send you romantic text every night...



But if you don't got tat... Ts very easy as a guy.... Hang around but not a lot.... If she's aware your hittin on her... She'd wanna enjoy the attention for as long as she can.....


Openly flirt with her..... Flirt with her Friends more...while she's around....

When you talk to her look her in the fvcking eyeballs until she becomes ill at ease.....

Act a little like you don't care....

Act like you care

Act like you don't care again...

She'll have you in her mind forawhile wondering y ...u been tat way to her.....


Finally take her out.... (Evening time)
Make sure ts Date standard....

Then....

Take her to her door steps... smile tat foolish sheepish smile we smile when we are h0rny....

Tell her you enjoyed spending time with her....

Don't make any move ... Kiss her on the cheeks... Hug her goodnight.....


When your sure she's tucked in her bed... Ready 4 sleep.... Send her tis text..

"Hi... You think I didn't notice how you were checking me out ehn... When we were in tat place.. Me I no go gree for you o.....any way you looked beautiful today...... Goodnight gorgeous (smiley face)"

If she doesn't start to show signs she into you from tat day.... You'll probaly live forever after in the sh!tty friend Zone...... But just do me one favour... Don't post it on NAIRALAND!!!

You are right, but some dudes still need to know this simple tricks. They might be going about it the wrong way.
Definitely when you are rich, you have all; but at times you need to be more practical.

Opposite sex don’t attract long-term; most of us can’t see the point in hanging around friends we don’t like, Liking someone is more important long-term than actually loving them.
It's wonderful to see couples who love each other equally, however getting some one to love you isn't going to be that easy, most especially who doesn't have any feelings for you.
Don't give up yet because i have some tricks for you on how to go about it
See how to get your crush fall in love with you

1. Hang Around A Lot
The more you interact with someone, the more likely he/she will like you in return. Several studies have proved that, so forget about being evasive and unavailable in the beginning, instead find a lots of excuses to spend quality time with whomever you felt attracted to.
Now pay attention, because this is the tricky part; just when you are convinced that you have got the attention of your crush and he/she like you, start being a little less available. And then even less, until they hardly see you at all. You have successfully introduced the ‘law of scarcity’. As we know, people want what they can’t have and by constantly being available, you diminish your value. If for instance, each time you walked outside your front door there are huge pile of gold to step over, you wouldn’t see them as precious, would you? The law of scarcity only makes your crush want you the more. Just be around in the beginning and then not around when you have your crush’s attention and he/she will like you so dearly and would want to be around you always.

NOTE: This is possible only when you had made a mighty/strong impression, or when you had bought the attention of your crush.

2. Don’t Do Nice Things For Your Crush; Let Your Crush Do Nice Things For You.
If you do something nice for someone, it makes you feel good on two levels. You feel pleased with yourself and warm toward the person you have just spoiled.
To justify the effort or expense, we often over-idealize how wonderful your crush is to deserve it! End result: we like the person more. When someone does something nice for us, we are pleased. But there are a whole lot of other emotions that come into play, and they are not all good. Sometimes we feel overwhelmed. There is pressure to live up to being the wonderful person who inspired such a gift/act, not to mention pressure to return the favour. It is even trickier if the ‘nice thing’ comes from someone you like very much but aren’t sure about yet. When we are infatuated with someone, we are desperate to do nice things for them. You are much better off letting your crush spoil you.

3. Give Them The Eye.
It is proved that couples who are deeply in love look at each other 75 percent of the time when talking and are slower to look away when someone else dares to intrude.
In normal conversation, people look at each other between 30 and 60 percent of the time. The significance of what’s now known as Rubin’s scale is obvious. It is possible to tell how ‘in love’ people are by measuring the amount of time they spend staring at each other. Some psychologists still makes use of it during counseling to work out how much affection couples feel for each other.
It also happens to be remarkably handy information if you want to make someone fall in love with you. Here is how it works: if you look at your crush 75 percent of the time during conversation, you trick his/her brain. The brain knows the last time someone looked at them that long and often, it meant they were in love. So it thinks okay I’m obviously in love with this person as well, and starts to release phenylethylamine (PEA). PEA is a chemical cousin to amphetamines and is secreted by the nervous system when we first fall in love. PEA is what makes our palms sweat, our tummies flip over and our heart race. The more PEA your crush has pumping through the bloodstream, the more likely he/she is to fall in love with you.
While you can’t honestly force someone to adore you if they are not remotely interested (they won’t let you look into their eyes for that long, for a start!), it is entirely possible to kick start the production of PEA using this technique. Try it, I think you will be pretty impressed with the results. Give someone the sensation of feeling in love whenever they are with you, and it is not such a huge leap of logic for your crush to finally decide that he/she is in love.

4. Don’t Look Away
Couples took longer time to look away when someone else joined the conversation. Again, if you do this to your crush who is not in love with you (yet). You trick his/her brain into thinking they are, and even more PEA floods into their bloodstream.
Relationships expert Leil Lownes calls this technique making ‘toffee eyes’. Simply lock eyes with your crush and keep them there, even when he/she has finished talking or someone else joins the conversation. When you eventually do drag your eyes away from your crush (three or four seconds later), do it slowly and reluctantly, if you are too shy to gaze openly skip the toffee and think bouncing ball. Look away and at the other person, but every time they finish a sentence, let your eye bounce back to your crush. Doing so you lets your crush know you are more interested in him/her than the other person. This technique may sound terribly inspired but believe me, if done properly it can literally take your breath away.

5. Practice Pupillometrics
We all know ‘bedroom eyes’ when we see them: it’s the look of lust. There is just one thing you need for bedroom eyes; big pupils. According to ‘pupillometrics’ the science of pupil study, this is the crucial element we respond to. You can’t consciously control your pupils (one reason why people say the eyes don’t lie), but you can create the right conditions to inspire large pupils and get the effect.
First, reduce the light. Our pupils expand when they are robbed of it, one reason why candlelight and dimmer switches are considered necessary in romantic restaurants. It is not just the softening of light that makes our faces appear more attractive, larger pupils also help. Scientists showed two sets of pictures of a woman’s face to men. The photograph was identical, except for one thing; pupils in one set had been doctored to make them larger. When shown the doctored photograph, men judge the woman as twice more attractive than when shown the real photo. It was repeated with a man’s face and tested on women and gave the same result.
Our pupils also enlarge when we look at something we like that looks attractive to us. This time, researchers put a picture of a picture of a naked woman into pile of otherwise bland, commonplace photograph, then watched men’s pupil size when they flicked through them. Without exception, the men’s pupil expanded on cue. This means if you are attracted to someone or something, your pupils are probably already big. Hence to ensure the effect of your bedroom eyes focus on the part of your crush you like the most, on second thought; better make it the next best thing.

http://www.demandingtips.com/2016/04/tips-on-how-to-make-your-crush-fall-in.html

Comparing a man's attitude to that of the whole region. You well at all??

Chai!!!, nawa ooh!

This one na woman? Op check well Ooh!

Lies!!! I no believe this sh**t!

Good

Nawa Ooh! Yahoo Yahoo boys on it again. But why una wan scam corps members of the small alawi dem d collect. Una own too much abeg

SANDOSKI:
You are right about this....

Yeah Sure! There are so many things one needs to worry about rather than some girl who is definitely having fun with her other boo.

KissCODE:
lolzzz

These police officers were unlucky. Probably they didnt carry some of their members along thats why it leaked.

Imagine how Atiku could be this rich & wealthy after serving as a custom officer. What was his salary that made him to be one of the wealthiest men in Nigeria.

These policemen acted behind their supriors & with no custom officer with them, if not this ould have gone the way it always go.

and that is a country we live in. Nobody wants to be left out in the game to become rich by all means.
You are definitely right. They want to chop alone that's why they caught them.

anyimgbo:
yes we Yoruba will rather die by Fulani sword than giving iPads our land to build.its high time we Yoruba put to end of this ipads massive buildings in west.yes we may be facing some trials from Fulani herdsmen but we will still settle.fulani will only graze and go but iPads will come and buy all our lands and make us tenants

Again!!!!

I sincerely believed that religion is causing more harm than good in Nigeria. It is the major reason why we fight ourselves. Most Africa counties are in peace because they are not too religious despite the fact that they are made up of so many tribes like Nigeria. Just take a look at our neighbouring countries and see how they live in peace.

Mmmm! Naso we go dey go!!!

Stop worrying about woman n love. You will die at early age if you don't. Na my advise be that Oooh!

Someone Raped a seven-months old baby Now I believe the world is coming to an end.

Good move. Other nations are doing well in that except Nigeria

Nawa Oooh!

Ok! Noted...

Nawa Ooh! That is Naija police for you.

Nice one

I think I will go for Willie Obiano. As for the worst, none observed yet.

I don't think it will work. Although google has a way of dealing with such blogs; in the sense that the blog can't be monetized by google Adsense.

RIP to the dead. My dear Chika Ike, may the lord give you the strength to bear your lost.

The church should put a thunder protector to avoid cases like this.

abeg make una follow me see what am seeing Ooooh!!!

Our dear country is crashing and might scatter into five pieces. God help us!