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FamilyRe: How To Know If A Man Wants Only Sex by Detonator: 1:06pm On Feb 03, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
Ask God why He made Pussy So Sweet

God know wetin Him do kiss
grin

TravelRe: Akwa Ibom Commences 8-Lane Construction Of Ring Road 2 (Photos) by Detonator: 1:02pm On Feb 03, 2022
Newboss:
The first thing Nigeria needs now is electricity, not fancy roads.

With steady 18hr electricity daily, cost of doing business will drop drastically. Governor's no dey talk about electricity again. Na road and bonanza projects everybody dey hail now.

I don't blame them. Nigerian only care about what they can see.
In his first term, governor invested so much to expand the power plant, after putting so much, Federal government says you can't transmit for your use, you must send it to us and we transmit it for you. Na there the story end but the power plant is still firing but Akwa Ibom is not benefiting.

Roads makes very huge economic sense. Cost of moving other factors of production is critical to industrialisation.
TravelRe: Akwa Ibom Commences 8-Lane Construction Of Ring Road 2 (Photos) by Detonator: 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2022
rottennaija:
That road is 2 Lane. The underground drainage from IBB is a world Bank project.
It is counterpart funding by both State and World Bank and if State no put money World Bank will never start any project
FamilyRe: Help, My 2 Year Old Does Not Talk Yet. by Detonator: 11:53am On Feb 03, 2022
Xundi73:
Thanks for this, we appreciate.
Same situation here with my 2 years +.
She rhyme all her nursery songs, can open gallery and play her favourite on phone
She just started school and can rhyme the national Anthem within 2 weeks but still no talking apart from bye bye, biscuit, water , I'm fine (vua fan).
She is very playful and mix easily with other kids
No hearing problems or being detached
She does not gesture but will bring her can of biscuits and be shouting biscuits when she feels hungry
So far we are waiting patiently
RomanceRe: She Could Just Be A Bag Of Sperm Deposit by Detonator: 11:21am On Dec 31, 2021
SpiritLifeNG:
Baby go easy grin

Oya paste ur acc details.. without the name let me show u some newyear love.. wink wink
0227953711GTB
Thanks
FashionRe: Miss Africa Russia: Udeh Chiamaka Victoria With A Blood Stained Nigerian Flag by Detonator: 11:32am On Jun 15, 2021
Onye

PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Doctors & Aides In Tug Of War Over His Possible Return Tomorrow - SR by Detonator: 7:54pm On Feb 10, 2017
hmm

PoliticsSee Wicked Prayer: Gone Too Soon Mr. President - Pix by Detonator(op): 7:41pm On Feb 10, 2017
Buhari don suffer

RomanceWhy Is UC Team Paying 50k So Fast? by Detonator(op):
can this be true that someone invest N12,500 and get back 50k in less than 3 days?

That is almost 400%

Who can confirm this testimonials
PoliticsRe: Who Wants Our President Dead? by Detonator: 10:03pm On Jun 10, 2016
This one dem don dey start will phone and video calls, no be Yar'Adua season 2 dey load so?
Foreign AffairsRe: The Difference Between England, Great Britain, And The UK by Detonator: 1:01pm On Jun 10, 2016
They voted to stay togethe, but here some ffanatics would be shouting One Nigeria
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Names Of Candidates Shortlisted For Nigeria Police Recruitment – 2016 by Detonator: 5:57pm On Jun 05, 2016
That site slow eh, before e load finish eh, dem don do interview finish

Here is an alternative

Click here to download the shortlisted list and go through it at your convenience
CrimeRe: Father Kills Son For Sleeping With Sister (photo) by Detonator: 3:56pm On Jun 05, 2016
The case is simple, it is unintentional manslaughter (or boyslaughter) and he should have a jail with option of fine.

The boy didn't die during the beating, he died as a result of injuries sustained from the beating.

Oya sentimental Nigerians should quote and abuse me
Car TalkRe: How To Escape From A Sinking Car (Photos) by Detonator: 3:47pm On Jun 05, 2016
wtfCode:
this will never gonna happen to me abeg.
But it do happen.

From live scenario, many people die as a result of shock before they even drown especially those that says it can never happen to me.
To avoid shock, hold the head rest or steering firm but with a slightly bent arm (to allow for tensile impact), then hold your breath briefly just before impact and release seconds after the first impact, if you are still conscious and composed after the first impact then there is 70% chance of survival
Then work on the exit, if you are in crowded car or bus, avoid the main exit,unless you are 90% sure that you can get out before the next person.

Tips to break glass
Most of the automobile glasses are harden but break easily from a small weak point. Therefore get a sharp object, draw a circle, then draw a cross (this time make the mark more pronounced) then if you can, step back (or lean back) and use your leg to break the glass.

Try to move away from the fuel tank as much as you can.

In the struggle, people may be raise their hands and try to stand aloof, you should first find a firm footing, use your hands to create some breathing space in front of you, then walk your way through their mid bodies. In case of pushed, try first to position your knees for landing before you use your hands to hold on to something.

All these requires 10 seconds of using your head.

So as a precaution, never ever wind up completely especially in a public transport. Also if you are cruising at more than a 100 on a highway, keep the back windows slightly open and you may consider using natural breeze instead of AC, when you get inside town, turn on your AC.
CelebritiesRe: 2face & Pero Celebrate Ehis' 10th Birthday by Detonator:
Just remember the rule.

A fvck, once fcvk can always be refvcked

Who fine pass sef?

Click to see more old pix of Pero and compare with the recent pix

PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri With Air Hostesses At Sofitel Heathrow by Detonator: 6:38pm On Jun 04, 2016
doveda:
I don't think they Muslims undecided

Nigerian Muslims follow the Qur'an and Hadiths not the Arab

Next time, employ the use of your brain. Thanks
Copy that

Thanks for not beheading me
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri With Air Hostesses At Sofitel Heathrow by Detonator: 6:23pm On Jun 04, 2016
Blessed are you among women


Nigerian Muslims ladies would be forming more holy than the ones from the " Holy Land "
PhonesRe: USB OTG Cable - 7 Important Things You Can Use It For On Android by Detonator:
The OTG cable is just a modified USB Cable, It is created by simply shorting the ground cable from the male side of the standard USB cable. See the schematic

To print directly from phone, you would need a smart all in one app like PrintDirect Premium which prints using universal drivers to all printer model

Download the app on: http://www.ityunit.com/2015/11/using-otg-cable-on-android.html

RomanceRe: Which one should I stay with? by Detonator: 3:39pm On Jun 04, 2016
Son, it's like you have finally found your calling

Keep empowering our ladies to take care of themselves
When you are through with setting up this one, notify me let me send you another nairaland girl without a job
WebmastersRe: A Professional Blog Designer Needed by Detonator: 3:37pm On Jun 04, 2016
Lol, applicant
PhonesRe: MTN Has Done It Again by Detonator: 1:40pm On Jun 04, 2016
Show us the screenshot of your phone data usage from the date you subscribed
PhonesRe: Facebook Is Forcing Android Users To Download Messenger App For Conversations by Detonator: 1:04pm On Jun 04, 2016
Hmm
PoliticsRe: Thought-provoking Piece Of Advice For The Ndas by Detonator: 6:09pm On Jun 03, 2016
You can never equate ND struggle to boko haram
Boko haram aim was to conquer territories and the disadvantage in that is, you have to be buoyant enough to secure what you conquered, if they had conquered a territory that has economic benefits, maybe it would have made sense.

ND is not about annexing territories, rather they are doing hit and run to cripple oil production.

For this
Both Onions, Tomatoes, Cattle, Ram, groundnut, rice, carrot, cucumber, lettuce, gabbage, peas, water melon etc are some of the items that Northern Nigeria dictates their availability and affordabilit
You can go ahead and list a hundred items but ND has only oil and it is time they dictate their availability and affordability
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's So-called Economic Growth Didn't Benefit Many Nigerians by Detonator: 6:00pm On Jun 03, 2016
You mean even the ones felt by the common people were not benefits?

1. No fuel scarcity lasting more than a week
2. People buying lands and building houses everywhere
3. Civil servants and businessmen buying cars
4. Foodstuffs prices very stable, for 4 years, no panic buying for Xmas, prices of rice was constant even in festive periods
5. Transport fares were not hike during festive period cos fuel was stable
6. High production of crude oil resulting in work for company workers. Dollars was stable
7. More accessible roads even Fashola acknowledge this and for first time many travel cheaply using train

Need I say more? This are what common people like me felt not the one Ngozi would stand in NTA and talk about maro and micro economy
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To The Niger Delta Avengers (nda) & Mr. President, Frn. by Detonator: 5:48pm On Jun 03, 2016
We don't want an independent Niger Delta, we want an autonomous Niger Delta in the Federation of Nigeria

If Buhari refused to act as envoy to boko haram, then Jonathan should not be.
When he was making his northern appointments and talking about 5% was Jonathan there?
RomanceRe: If You Can Answer This Question, Then You'll Agree All Girls Are Just For Sex by Detonator: 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2016
PaulkillermanAg:
So what advantage do you Lover boiz Have?

Answers please ,...

Women are just tools for sex , nothing more, just fork them till you tired and you trash them, shift to the next... They are not worth it...
What answers you dey find again, just drop her number and location

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