₦airaland Forum

TheFacelessMan:
Some of you imb3ciles don't know when to stop these dry jokes.

Idiot.

Research has proved that men with black marks on their forehead have killed at least 3 people by the age of 25.

Two ugly men.

Put my prick inside for a sloppy head.

Check all the shrines around there.
Arrest all the men with black mark on their foreheads.

Lawmaker or Skullmaker?

DesChyko:
Confam. Nah man you be.

DevilishMan don gallant for your tenant side. Me I don mount for your side. Make we begin count scores.

I'm ready right now.
I don't have anything reasonable I'm doing at the moment.

OP drop location make I join you.
I'm ready for anything.

I need to keep myself occupied this trying period.

Rubbish!
500k wey one Alhaji go settle for all 69 and have himself a harem.


The Judge must be gay.

The average Nigerian youth is jobless.
They just need a slight reason to vent their frustration.

My name na Oluwadevile Mohbad

People devilish pass me oo!

Popular Nairaland Celebrity Demon, Devilishman has confessed on how he killed a bright young and upcoming musician in cold blood over landed property.


Details shortly...

izonborn098:
When is christians going to fight back or they love wasting their lives?

Christian means coward in my native language.

Wow
So Allah has a limit to the number of people that he wants to worship him.

Bunch of talentless illiterates made popular by their fellow illiterates otherwise tell me how these touts ended up making money from music.

Prick it with a needle by the edge very carefully to leak out the fluid.

It's deliberate.
Designed to slow down innocent people and increase skull mining IGR.


The last time I was going to Ilorin to try and install an Oba by force, I followed Atlantic Ocean to Benin Republic then re-entered through Oyo State to continue my journey.

If you love your life, avoid Ogun State.

Scam.
I downloaded the app but I didn't see any of those girls.

The Most DisRespectful Tribe in the World

I'm not happy with this news.

Samantha124:
🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

You want 4 kids?

I just like anything that has to do with vawulence.

Samantha124:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

We are getting married tonight.

kokoA:
Abuja no be Lagos.

Why is Ebola Tinuboo in charge of Abuja?

Samantha124:
I prefer peaceful men.

Then you must be vawulent.

Omonile dey come.
Just wait.

Samantha124:
In that case, you need a violent woman in your life..

On the contrary, a peaceful woman will complement me. I detest violent uncouth women.

Ayanwukoma:
Is it only me that loves looking at their face when they are sucking the D.

I mean the feeling is just not here.

I like looking at those eyes.

Pack the attachment to the side if it's obstructing my view and watch as it goes in and out with the tongue in play

You are my only begotten son in whom I am well pleased.

Geniusspecs:
iPhone 15 series was released of recent, and it's no news that it comes with a USB type C Port. So there's nothing like iphone charger, wether android or iphone we dey use the same charger.

And for those that have been oppression us, if your iphone no get type C Port, abeg just hold no talk, let the elders in the room handle this conversation

Here's a link to iphone 15 Specs and Price in Nigeria https://emmabuilds.com.ng/iphone-15-price-in-nigeria/

My charger is Type C

Samantha124:
Remember you said you'll leave me in a car to collide with two trucks?🤣🤣🤣

That was my pickup line.
My love language is vawulent.