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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With A Cock In Adamawa, Arrested by DevilishMan: 11:26am On Dec 08, 2023
The woman that reported him must be jealous that he's pounding the chicken and not her.

I'm ready to defend this young man with everything I have.

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Sports / Re: Local Boxing Tournament In The North (dambe Sport) (video/pictures) by DevilishMan: 10:13am On Dec 08, 2023
Sarrki nor stand up again o. shocked

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Education / Re: Canada Raises Cost-Of-Living Requirement For International Students by DevilishMan: 10:08am On Dec 08, 2023
No more escape from marriage pressure for pocohantas.

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Celebrities / Re: Men Date Me Out Of P!ty – Amputee Actress, Doris Akonanya by DevilishMan: 10:06am On Dec 08, 2023
Before what did she expect?

Business / Re: Starlink Is Illegal In Ghana - Ghanian NCA (see Citizen Reactions) by DevilishMan: 9:31am On Dec 08, 2023
No wonder makydebbie is desperate for Nigerian visa.

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Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by DevilishMan: 9:20am On Dec 08, 2023
LagosG:

Lmao! I eat noodles a lot and I'm a millennial. My bick is dig and gets hard as a rock. Never ever in my life have I had a premature ejaculation...matter of fact it's quite the opposite. I suffer from delayed ejaculation.

Nobody should blame noodles for their other ridiculous life choices.

Ok. Once your wife wakes up, I'll tell her to return home then.
I'm tired sef.

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Food / Re: See The Oha Soup My Female Neighbor Brought For Me This Morning. by DevilishMan: 9:16am On Dec 08, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I have started eating already, as this is my breakfast to work this morning.

RIP in advance bro.
Tell Mohbad they've released Naira Marley & Sam Larry.

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Car Talk / Re: Which Car Airfreshner Smells Very Matured And Exclusively? by DevilishMan: 9:35pm On Dec 07, 2023
fineboynl:
Try to pay the pack. Read the instructions

1 per week

Swiss flower air freshener

This local nonsense wey dey smell like restroom
OP try the X one but it doesn't last long

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Romance / Re: Help, Bet9ja Did Not Want To Give Me My Winnings by DevilishMan: 9:33pm On Dec 07, 2023
OP make I follow you
I'm jobless right now
I'm good with all kinds of weapon

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Romance / Re: What Do You See In This Picture by DevilishMan: 8:20pm On Dec 07, 2023
What a woman can do, a dog can do better.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by DevilishMan: 8:19pm On Dec 07, 2023
Porn, soap, oil, fleshlight, punctured foam, pillow, frozen chicken, etc.

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Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by DevilishMan: 8:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
None.
Noodles are for Gen Z kids with weak erection.

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Car Talk / Re: What Event Motivates You To Learn How To Drive? by DevilishMan: 2:05pm On Dec 07, 2023
Our getaway driver got shot and vigilante were closing in with vicious dogs.

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Politics / Re: Unpalatable Experience With Ikeja Electric Disco! by DevilishMan: 1:27pm On Dec 07, 2023
Mike1stSon:


They didn't even acknowledge my emails not to talk of responding to them.

I have sent mails via their X app no response even on their WhatsApp

Copy NERC & EFCC and watch the magic.

Romance / Re: Don’t Marry Women Who Can’t Give You Monthly Allowance- Daddy Freeze Urges Men by DevilishMan: 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2023
No more dominique then.

Business / Re: How Would You React To This Message? by DevilishMan: 6:54pm On Oct 09, 2023
illicit:


Anti u are boring

Get out
illicit:


Lol

Anti Fake eyelashes

🥴

Your grandpa said I should tell you that if you no snap the pant tonight then he regrets not using you for odieshi rituals during Biafra War.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by DevilishMan: 6:52pm On Oct 09, 2023
Warn my neighbours too. Every night.

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Politics / Re: Igbo Group In US Writes Tinubu, Alleges Plan To Assassinate Nnamdi Kanu by DevilishMan: 6:50pm On Oct 09, 2023
Antoeni:
You Don't Assassinate a Terrorist, They Are Suppose to Die


You are the only smart person on this forum.
I said the same thing when Awolowo was killed like a bush rat in prison.

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Business / Re: How Would You React To This Message? by DevilishMan: 6:40pm On Oct 09, 2023
Just here sitting and waiting for pocohantas hoping she has not run away from her own thread in fright.

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Business / Re: How Would You React To This Message? by DevilishMan: 6:36pm On Oct 09, 2023
Valwezzy:


Come, how you take know say the eyelashes ain't real? grin

This your question is very SIMPle to answer.

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Business / Re: How Would You React To This Message? by DevilishMan: 6:32pm On Oct 09, 2023
pocohantas:


I own you. grin

Baby, you are embarrassing me.
I thought you were a warrior.

You allowed that girl to finish you completely now our kids will be bullied in school.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Signs On A Woman's Chest During Campaign Visit In Iowa (Pics) by DevilishMan: 9:10am On Sep 22, 2023
Seefinish:
please respect our first lady.
Ebola does not respect her.

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Health / Re: 5 Stages Of Human Decomposition by DevilishMan: 5:56am On Sep 22, 2023
Which stage is it ready to eat?

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