Stop shaving.
Your calling is madness.

Nobody reasonable to rob in my area.
Once wealthy Igbos return, crime rate will go up.

Ok. I've read everything.
So what's his offence?

Biafra??

Feed it with wall geckos, insects, lizards, rats etc till its fattened and juicy then smash its skull with stone & make hot peppersoup with effirin leaves & periwinkle

birth100:
Abdoullakh Anzorov

I knew it!
Beuberry's Mozlem fanatics

So how much will it sell?

Exceed15:


Lol but suggest alternative na .. we are here to also learn

AMI3:
so how do u do your own because these people dey chop my money

TheFinesseKid:
okay so wetin we go come use? Genius. I'm actually trying to learn.

Firestick
Smart TV
IPTV
Streaming sites
FTA
Even YouTube

I've said it before and I'll say it again, only a confam mumu still uses DSTV.

If I pass your window and see DSTV dish I automatically assume that the occupants of that house are dumb.

I prefer when she play with my preeq.
Just be touching or stroking it while I grab, pack and squeeze her ass like it owes me rent.

Chei.

Poor man and juju.

It's impossible.
Even to do it on a full grown teenager not to talk of an innocent infant is pure evil.

You took sharp blade and savagely cut the flesh of your own offspring! Call it tradition or whatever you want but that is pure hate I'm sorry to say.


As a parent you should feel the pain searing through your veins to even hear the blood-curdling wailing of another man's child not to talk of your own. And for what? Identification? Protection? Beautification?


I refuse to believe that.
There's no excuse for this.

Pictures or geddifok

Robinson Crusoe

Yorubanza policemen in yorubaland

He must Rest in Peace.
Amen.
No going back.

iukpe:
Some comments have spiritual implications be guided.

Poor man and juju.

Ask via SMS or WhatsApp & screenshot immediately.
Never phone calls.

Beuberry:

Will you marry me after the alignment?

Once my preeq touches your womb, we are married.

Beuberry:

Virgin nimi!

More reason why your gut need alignment.

All Nairaland male monikers are now suddenly above 6 feet.

Desquamation.

OP you are a Slytherin reptilian & shedding your skin is normal.

Beuberry:

Can't you join the contest?
You n Sarrki!

Only if the winner will take you to the other room for gut rearrangement.

Whenever a real man like myself turns her down, she uses you to see if she can still trap a man.

Once you simpishly reassure her, she takes a deep breath and dumps your sorry ass again until another alpha male deals her a reality check.

She repeats cycle over & over...