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PoliticsRe: Rhodes Vivour's Threat About Lagos Should Not Be Ignored By Police - Reno Omokri by DevilSignature: 7:10pm On Mar 18, 2023
Sylraph1:
Useless attention seeker...
Thought this guy is a staunch and ardent PDP and Atiku supporter but he rarely speak on matters related to his party but is always ready to give his inconsiqencial opinions on matters related to labour party and her members.
the idiot is neither here or there, he is looking for a soft landing to continue looting again
PoliticsRe: Olumide Oworu's Name Missing On INEC List by DevilSignature: 1:38pm On Mar 18, 2023
angry
It shall never be well, INEC and Mahmood Yakubu and everyone who conspired to bring doom to this country
Christianity EtcRe: Family Buries Pastor Siva Moodley After Waiting 579 Days For His Resurrection by DevilSignature: 7:57pm On Mar 17, 2023
grin
HealthRe: Spots On My Penis, Wondering If Anyone Can Help Me by DevilSignature: 3:52pm On Mar 16, 2023
Jor23:
About a week ago I realized that i have a tiny bump on the shaft of my penis. I have no pain, nor itchiness, but sometimes my penis will feel a bit irritated for very small periods of time when I have underwear on.

I have received MouthAction for the first time about a month ago so l am not sure if this is genital herpes or something that I should be worried about. There has not been much "healing" within the past week. I've been up every night for the past week trying to figure out what this is and I am still not sure what it is.

Please help.
It's possible that you were mouthed during the mouth-action
This a sign of penis paralysis
CrimeRe: 2 Brothers Trying To Steal Uncle's Car, Kill Security Guard & Son In Enugu (Pix) by DevilSignature: 3:47pm On Mar 16, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
There are only 3 things Nigerian men know:

1 - Ritual
2 - Gambling
3 - Sex Sex and sex grin grin

Nigerian men are the most unintelligent men we have on Earth sad

[b]Nigerian men are just Us*less...... All of them
embarassed embarassed
[/b]

Including ur pap, uncles and brothers
CrimeRe: Police Arrests 20-Year-Old Notorious Traffic Robber (Photo) by DevilSignature: 10:28am On Mar 16, 2023
Damilare Akinwunmi

Is the name
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Lost My Job by DevilSignature: 1:07pm On Mar 15, 2023
Failure2019:
I just got fired from my job yesterday and I have no idea why, just out of the blue.

Any advice to help with this. I cried on my drive home because I really enjoyed working there and the pay was good. I guess that's what I get for trying to ever make something of myself.

I try to make an honest living as a young man trying to enter the workforce and this is what happens.
Is it time to become an unemployed once again?

I feel bleeped. Life is bleeped. I just wanted a nice house, a wife and a little savings I'm the bank. Guess that's not happening
you should have known that this gonna happen and have a back up plan.
SportsRe: He Hasn't Found His Fitness Yet: Inter Confirms Lukaku's Return To Chelsea by DevilSignature: 10:32am On Mar 15, 2023
grin
Lukaku be like afojan woman
Today she don divorce
Tomorrow she don go back to her husband
PoliticsRe: Obi To Obidients: Vote For Sandy Onor, PDP Governorship Candidate In Cross River by DevilSignature: 9:37am On Mar 15, 2023
wink

Obidents in Cross Rivers
The news is clear, go out and vote Sandy Onor
FamilyRe: 1st Wife Attacks New 2nd Wife Who Came To Pay Her Homage (pix/video) by DevilSignature: 3:48pm On Mar 14, 2023
Trust me both of them don fuccck same dick before, so as she wan come follow fuccck this one again the first wife provoke and said never again
FoodRe: I Bought 5 Cups Of Rice For #50 Today by DevilSignature: 3:22pm On Mar 14, 2023
MaDaRa01:
My conscience is judging me.

A woman that i sometimes patronize left a kid to watch her shop. I wanted to buy rice. I ask him for the price because the price do flunctuate, which he said it is 100, no 50, no 20 naira. I shock, then the devil enter me and i said whether e no go sell 10. I told him to sell me 5cup of rice, after he measured and tied it, i gave him 100 and told him to take the remaining 50 and not to tell the woman so that she will not collect his 50 tip.

Kid was happy, i was happy, trader lose.

Now this evening, rice no let me eat, i am just thinking of going back to do restitution.

How do i go about it without the trader getting angry?
yeye boy
TravelRe: JAPA: How My Nigerian Accent Failed Me In Canada (pix/video) by DevilSignature: 1:00pm On Mar 14, 2023
huh
PoliticsRe: US, Nigeria’s Faulty Election And Africa’s Progress by DevilSignature: 6:09am On Mar 14, 2023
cool
Tunibu and mahmood Yakubu think they are smart
PoliticsRe: US, Nigeria’s Faulty Election And Africa’s Progress by DevilSignature: 6:06am On Mar 14, 2023
cool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Guber: You Want One Nigeria, Yet You Want Igbos To Leave Lagos - Aloy by DevilSignature: 8:45pm On Mar 13, 2023
angry

They are hypocrites
Christianity EtcRe: God Will Save Common Nigerians Oppressed By Those In Authority – Adeboye by DevilSignature: 5:06pm On Mar 13, 2023
angry

When it was necessary to say something, Adeboye couldn't say anything
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Governor Wike Worked Against Me In Rivers by DevilSignature: 12:08pm On Mar 13, 2023
There's no South South state Obi will not win 95% if the election was free and fair
PoliticsRe: Taraba APC Suspends Governorship Candidate, Bwacha, For Anti-Party Activities by DevilSignature: 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2023
cool

Nonsense people
Bunch of scammers
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Explains The BVAS Every Nigerian Should Reconfigure by DevilSignature: 9:25pm On Mar 12, 2023
Tunibu is a common criminal
Someone who traded in drugs shouldn't be taken serious nor trusted
PoliticsRe: Femi Odubiyi, INEC ICT Director With Ties To APC Should Be Sacked – George by DevilSignature: 8:04pm On Mar 12, 2023
cool
HealthRe: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by DevilSignature: 7:55pm On Mar 12, 2023
Pimplewankeeme:
I send it back to you in 100 folds. Frustrated fóol.
Ashawoooooooo never finish for market u de do masturbation.
Next time u bring yeye topics come this forum I will personally offer ur head to for suya
HealthRe: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by DevilSignature: 7:50pm On Mar 12, 2023
Pimplewankeeme:
Ladies and gentlemen, pimple have finished me. 80% of my forehead have been pimplerized. I need your help nairalanders. I don't feel comfortable under my skin again. And to make it worse, I have an upcoming interview in few days time o.

I used Bio-oil from 1st to 7th of this month but I didn't see any changes and I've long stopped using it. I also used K-brothers papaya soap during that time o.. but no effect

Lastly, does masturbation cos pimples? Cos the thing wants to finish my life.. my 1GB data no longer last up to 3 days o. Pls how can I stop this pimples. I want to have the skin of a new born baby o 😢. Pls helpful suggestions is needed house
see ur head like coffin
Illiterate, instead of you to go see a dermatologist u dae do masturbation for pimples

Make thunder scatter that ur yeye head
PoliticsRe: Protest In Ikorodu As APC Supporters Cry Out Over Failure To Pay Them by DevilSignature: 7:21pm On Mar 12, 2023
APC don scam these ones

Them even voted on credit
EducationRe: Do You Ever Regret Getting A Degree? by DevilSignature: 3:59pm On Mar 12, 2023
ChybuzzDD:
What's he going to do with such courses in Nigeria?
Whoever studies such courses in Nigeria will definitely join the ''school is scam'' gang upon graduation.
Brother it's not what you study in school, it's what you make ur life become after graduation. However linguistics, international Relations and foreign languages are not bad courses, they are professionalism in those courses.
Like I said it's not what u study in school that will make ur life beautiful, but how beautiful you want ur life to become.
I studied medical biochemistry in one of the federal universities in south south Nigeria, but today I am earning the best living in information technology
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Recounts How Gunshots Were Fired At His Campaign Train In Epe, Lagos by DevilSignature: 3:25pm On Mar 12, 2023
Esoresor:
This man is inexperienced , Lagos is not for the inexperienced. My observation, he should thread carefully as well. Don’t quote me to say nonsense, I’m entitled to my opinions.
You are a fool. You opinion is a show of foolishness
EducationRe: Do You Ever Regret Getting A Degree? by DevilSignature: 10:36pm On Mar 11, 2023
lordparcel:
Which degree can an art student go for apart from law
History and International Relations

English studies
Theater Arts and Film Studies
Foreign languages and Literature
Cultural and Religious Studies
Linguistics and Communication
Philosophy
Communication and Media
Fine Arts
PoliticsRe: Lawrence Ibe: Yoruba Must Rise Up, Defend Their Land And Identity From Igbos by DevilSignature: 9:50pm On Mar 11, 2023
If u dey do anyhow we go use money buy up Lagos and chase u and ur generation away

Lagos is Igbo extension
We own Lagos
Na we de run de town

You can go and die with ur jealousy
PoliticsRe: Obedient Should We Forgive This Man ( Video) by DevilSignature: 9:45pm On Mar 11, 2023
We will forgive him after election come next week Saturday
RomanceRe: What Are You Doing With A Man That Can't Meet Your Needs? by DevilSignature: 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2023
EriMma1:
No no no... You tell me?

A man who cannot meet your needs should not be anywhere around you because he'll only be a stumbling block to your progress and cause you to miss out on great opportunities that would have come your way through those who understand the assignment. Don't ever let such men around you.

I've never been an advocate for starting small with a man after my past experiences even before the economy got this bad not to talk of now that it has plunged deep into meltdown.

A lot of ladies who went into such mess in the early 2000s are still carrying the family till today while the men are struggling to meet up with no headways or hopes in sight. This takes me to the next point.

As a single man still struggling, don't ever brainwash or be brainwashed by any girl to go into marriage and manage with you until things get better. Y'all have seen that e go better has become the prayer of a poor man. So run away from such trap. Make it to a reasonable level first before going for a woman.

I don't want to begin to go into details of the eventualities that may likely occur and become very grave due to inability to tackle them financially. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

I remember a long time ago when I was dating one struggling guy. The aunty asked him a very good question I'll never forget in my life and that taught me a lesson I've been applying in life's situations.

He invited me to come spend the weekend with him that the aunt was around so I could feel relaxed. When I got there and the aunty saw me, she called him aside and asked him the following.
You know we are struggling to eat in this house. Your salary is not enough and you brought in a young girl. What if there's an emergency in the course of her stay, what will you do? How will you go about it? When he told me, I became scared and thought the aunt was right. I now remembered one certain time I visited a friend. So that night we strolled out to buy suya. I don't know if it was from the suya paper or the unhygienic environment it was prepared that gave me food poison. That night, I didn't know where I was. Serious stomach cramps and I was just coiling up in the room that day holding my stomach. Again this lawyer guy no get shishi to even take me to the nearest clinic. In his confusion he gave me garlic to chew. That seemed to help a little but omor, I broke up with him.

So, with this few points of mine, I believe iv been able to convince and not confuse you on the need to stay away from a man that cannot cater for your needs.

If you attack me, it shows you're a struggling guy or dating a struggling guy. Una eyes go soon clear. My own don clear tey tey.

Enjoy.
this one na ashawoooooooo wey still dae Waka
Her legs never reach ground by the time her tiny legs go reach ground e go be evening for her
FamilyRe: Is This Not Enough Reason To Divorce Him? by DevilSignature: 9:33pm On Mar 11, 2023
all4zionlover:
What would you advice in a situation where a husband loses his job due to gambling and decided not to make any effort in search of another job or business or any legal means of making even little money.

He just wakes up in the morning, have his bath, put on the AC and go back to sleep. Only expecting any little thing the wife can cook to eat? He wouldn't pay any bills, provide anything but very humble helping out with house cleaning and washing.

Knowing that the situation is not funny on the wife and two children.

The wife must struggle to make food available no matter how little for the children, because she can't watch the children go hungry.
In a situation like this, when men goes out looking for means of making food available for their children and family, he is comfortable not having anything to offer all the time.
Is this the character of a father and husband that loves?

Is this not enough reason to divorce him?
not enough reason to divorce him

Wake him up at night
Give him enough sex and then have a heart 2 heart conversation with him
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Narrates What Happened The Last Time Obi's Mandate Was Stolen by DevilSignature: 9:24pm On Mar 11, 2023
cool

A new Nigeria is still POssible

We never loose our hope in God

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