₦airaland Forum

N3TRAL:
Signed, Sealed and Delivered.

Every patriotic Nigerian knew that you will be the Next Senate President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria the night you stepped down for our big brother and political father at the National convention/Presidential Primaries of our progressive party.

Tinubu's incoming administration is God's reply to decades of prayers for the prosperity of Nigeria.

A productive synergy between the legislature and executive is guaranteed as long as the leadership of the biggest senate in Africa is entrusted in Sen Akpabio's captaincy.

Let God'swill in the Senate be done through Akpabio!

you are sick in the head

All the drugs he was sniffing in his hays days are now striving back in him like sharp knives

Say no to drugs
Say no to Tunibu

E no go beta for that malnourished man called Apapa

IyaebeTheGreat:
Definitely not a small boy with a small minded mind and an Oloko give away like you.

ur type na just knacking you are good for
Constant knacking
Steady knacking, that's what u are good for
Definitely not marriage

IyaebeTheGreat:
I know my future inlaws will intially complain and dislike me but they'll eventually love me beyond imaginations by the time I packaged them 😂. I don't even know why people have problems with their inlaws, stop marrying pretenders only to start seeing their true colours in the marriage.

who go marry u sef?

Useless modafuckas

The funny part be say u go pay and u no go dey house watch it, the only time u go dey house na evening NEPA no go bring light

SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately close all his window curtains. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into the night everyday).

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?

if na fuccck u wan go fuccck just fuccck her in peace and let us be

Back then when music was gifted and base on talent, children of now a days are now shouting becos of hunger not talent again. The ladies now use music cover up their prostitution businesses

IyaebeTheGreat:
My Dad's friend and his family are in a mess now as the second wife (now ex) sued him over willing more than 90% of his properties and other valuable possessions to his first and second daughter.

It started long ago when he got married to his first wife(now ex) who had two daughters for him, they were childhood lovers and they lived perfectly.

However trouble started when he got a job in portharcourt and he met this other woman who came for IT , he discovered this woman is from our home town and he got more attracted and decided to keep her as a mistress, but the woman wanted more.

So, the affairs started over there and she was practically living with him while the wife stayed back home. Soon information started reaching his wife about this other woman but the wife always discard such information saying her husband isn't such type of person.

When the same information keeps reaching her, she decided to pay him an impromptu visit and boom she met this other woman there already acting as a wife, she confronted the husband and he told her he intends marrying her as his wife, she got angry and left back to base(home town).

When this other woman came home, she informed this man that she was beaten up by his wife's mother and siblings when she was passing by their house ( it was all lies) and the husband came home and arrested his wife (her 1yr old baby was in the cell with her as well), her mother and all her siblings and further went ahead to marry the other woman.

It was so messy that divorce was the only option they had left, he also forcefully took her two daughters from her and they were now under the care of the new wife. That was how the other woman became his wife and had three children for him( a boy and two girls).

After several years, the children are all grown, he gave them the best training and he endured so much bad behavior from this second wife to save face not until he caught her with charms inside a sack of garri that was sent to her by her mother and that was the last action that led to their separation. He married another woman making it the third one.

The third woman came and couldn't conceive because the second woman made a vow that as long as she remained married to her husband, she'll never bear children. Till today the third woman never had any child but she remained in her marriage childless.

Now, this man has come of age and decided to have a will on all his properties and other possessions. Surprisingly he willed over 90% of his properties and all other possessions to his first two daughters from his first wife leaving his only son from the second wife with only a landed property.

The second wife got hint of this and vow to deal with him by all means. She has sued him to court and involved his kinsmen but this man insists that that's the only compensation he can give to the first wife who never offended him in any way and maintained that he's not going back on his decision.

As at now family and friends are on his neck to have a change of decision considering the fact that his only son is very responsible and does not portray any form of threat or irresponsibility but he's obviously not listening and maintained that nothing can make him change his decision.

Please is he right with such drastic decision?

Is there sense in willing almost all you posses to a female child who will take such inheritance to another family?

How best will you handle such type of situation?

person wey suffer achieved now will his achievement to whosoever he wanted and you are persuading him to have a change of heart. Na ur properties?

God we thank you for delivery them from Shettima and his boys

lhordspy:
Joe Biden is 80years old, about 81 in few weeks.

Yet in Nigeria here, some political m!screants, fascists and disrespectful kids with the thinking ability of a 3month old baby are using age as a yardstick for efficiency in leadership.

This is the saner clime you compare us to. This is the saner clime you write letters to, to interfere in our national politics. This is your 'paradise'.... With an 80yr old president; declaring for another term...

To all pastors and G.Os who have abandoned the preaching of the gospel of God and are now using the altar of God to instigate, propagate and spread hate against the other religion by calling the candidate from other religion a 'druglord' , a 'terrorist' ....

Hear me well, and hear me clear. You are nothing but cone-artistes deceiving your gullible congregation. If election is conducted 2million times, Nigerians will still not vote your religious partitioner of a candidate. He can only be president of your politicised church, he can never and will never rule us in this country.

you can see Joe Biden is not sick and ridden like ur druggie baron whose goes around with diapers

Tookool:
He’s an Akwa Ibom man. Igbo Amaka korr, Igbo Amaka ni. His Father is from Akwa Ibom State and his mom is an American.

what's the difference between Igbo and Akwa Ibom, both practice same culture and traditions, same deities in the case of Annang tribe, Annang are pure Igbo, they both share both indigenous names like okoro, okoroafor, igwe and more

Skiborobo:
If you're a man and you can't buy this please don't come near me

ur papa fit afford that house?

IyaebeTheGreat:
children of these days don't have respect

ashawoooooooo don't deserve respect

Bola Ahmed Tunibu na Escobar
Ibrahim Shettima na Osama bin laden


We know

clearcrystal:
You will repeat this in July.

Shameless men of God everywhere...
They claim to hear from God but God has left them long time ago
The spirit of God has left their unclean body
They are beclouded by their shallow reasoning
No spiritual eyes to see what God has for Nigeria
They forgot that God's way is never our way
God hates it when the so called men of God idolizes Peter Obi
Seeing him as the messiah
The Pharisees in the Bible thought Jesus the messiah will come from the royal family
Alas the messiah came from where no one expected and was born in a manger.
Up till today, they are still waiting for the messiah.

O ye christians
It's time to wake up and rebuke fake Prophets and Pastors parading themselves as men of God.

Nothing will happen in July

So just shut up ur dirty mouth

Now that the terrorist holidays have ended can we all go back to work tomorrow to eliminate unnecessary trashes topics on nairaland?

Immediately I read diapers I remember Tunibu

I fit swear say this babe no be virgin anything
She wan use this one phrase social media sentiment


We know

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are USE-LESS.... all of them

yet u can't go without thinking a preeq for one week

IVF
Nothing person go tell me say a woman at 54 give birth

Their parents should better find ways to return thier children back. Calling in Nigeria government won't help

Same Nigerian government that condone kill
Buhari in his inner most is happy

Righteousness2 come oOoOO oOoOOh

I thought I've seen it all in this religious matters.
There's spiritual or a kind of magical powers in this matter; cos I don't understand how a mental stable human will starved him/herself to to dead at the instructions of another foolishness mad man

ibechris:
Who made this clown an igbos spokes man.

He is still very shocked how he lost despites his hold on to power.

He thought he can't be defeated because he is the real Ebeano not knowing that the people had to rethink their supports for him.

This man still can't believe that he lost this election.

The effects of his woeful election loss is down in him

Same Lagos that demonic drug lord claimed he built

Bro righteousness2 come and explain to us brethren. We need more light in this matter

Then no one knew the little boy will grow to become a terror

Thanks to cameras that are now common everywhere

Now
The question is; will the soul of that innocent child killed also forgive Mohammadu Buhari?

Mr Buhari, the blood of innocent children, women and men murdered understand ur administration while u sat in Aso Rock doing nothing will forever hunt u and ur families. Those who are in support of ur administration,. The likes of , helineus, the order one eye bird whose lost name I've forgotten and every one who see nothing wrong with the ongoing ceaseless killing in our land shall never know peace
Ammeeeeeen!