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Ijelex:
Make una abeg answer me nw abi na because I never pay my dues.

Container of the iPhone never clear for wharf, when it does each will definitely get one from me

Sorry make I answer you,you can go for avent,that's wat I use and I love it.

For the second question, both of them are good,it depends on what works for you,for me I use electric like once or twice a week,the other days I use milton. I hope this helps

CovenantBabies:
shebi na ontop my twins head wey u & DH dey dey kolombi unasefs abi !
una abandon dem for one side go dey dance kerewa like dragons wey Sisqo just unleash abi!
ok...kontinu

Lolz ;DDno mind those boys,they didn't even disturb last night,e be like say DH bribe them. The dance self pass kerewa

Ehen before I forget

Congratulation to itissetteled3,I pray your testimony be permanent in Jesus name,many more babies to come.

Congrat to folamee,happy bumping dear

Mam zaynie biko I won't mind that gas oh

Mam liftedhands, baby Ekene deserves all the name jare,me self go add kelechi to the list

Happy waddling to the Waddlers,you shall all waddle in good health to the favour room and bring forth your bundle of joy.

chizeal:
Hahaha, laughing in English, mama dexterush, Pele ooo. Hapi repairs to u nd ur jajania. It is healed already for anoda one tonite.

Wow, singing... Tonite is ur night... Tonight is ur night.....

Tonight ke,even DH sef no go get the strength,cos am sure he used like seven days strength on me yesterday

enkaydewdrop:
::::dexterush, how far? How did it go?
No forget to do pt next two weeks oh...
#SafePeriod...

Madam abeg comot for my case oh,God pass you ,for the report sha,my jajaina still dey under repairs,iyabetajos tutorials is for the strong minded with iron jajiana.
No reason bfp for my side again oh else I tell my boy to invite six of their friends for you,you go just born sixtuplet ,after all you don't collect plenty baby dust. Am strictly team December 2020

enkaydewdrop:
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki
Safe period abi...
The belle wey dey wait you ehn... Oh my God...
This time, na 4 you go born at once...
...

Sha submit your testimony when you're ready...

#SafePeriod...

Ehn enkay, I dodge am, am just recovering sef,I no see road since morning, I no know say DH don mean me,see me thinking I would finish him,the guy wan woundjure me. Iyabetajos you try oh,am closing my ministry for repairs.

Fortius:
yeeee....see tutorial..dexterush...na forplets u go download oo if u follow dis lesson 102 oo

I dey tells you sis,no be small forplets

Iyabetajos:
Oya come n learn.
1.enter d room in ur birthsuit
2.grab dh
3.push him on d bed gently
4.climb on top
5.with ur hands in d air,hips gyrating,b.weast bouncing in d air,just dey shakiti bobo dey go.
Submit ur testimony to dese mamas
liftedhands,fortius,mitchyy,enkaydewdrop

Yeeeeee mo gbee ,DH is serious trouble today,thank God am in my safe period,lemme go and eat for strength first

Mspat am so sorry for your loss,I pray the Holy Spirit comfort you.

@mummytee,HBD to daddytee,wish him many more happy years to come

Congrat to all mamaa that have put to bed,I pray your los bring abundant hoy and favour to your household

@iyabetajos,you no go kill person this woman,which one is snake in the monkey shadow style again

mompurity2:
@feddy27 @gaily04 @ph mamas. Plus who knows where I can get fairly used car seat??

Mompurity2,I av UK used car seat for sell but am based in Lagos.

BritneyStacy:
Today is thread cuties. ...oya see my cutie inside 'his duplex ' on his way out any time soon. You can see how handsome he is even thro the skin #39 weeks.....

But nna erh, this my bump size follow scare me sef even though na me dey carry am . Definitely not birthing a 3.0kg baby (this was my dream weight).. But do you people say this stretch marks go clear at all ?

Jisos ,babes you sure say na one dey inside this duplex for fiveabeg u dey try,even my we carry two,my bump no reach half your own.

From now hence i forth I declare you the bumpy queen,queen of bump,I carry yansh for you biko,The lord is your muscle.

phameous:
Mamas please come to my rescue.
My baby is 2 days away from 7weeks, she has dis red rash all over her body, plus one tin dat looks like scales around her front hairline (very heavy scales) and evn inside her hair.

First it was alefo (abi oko rice dey call it) i did nothing about it cuz it went on its own. And imediately this eela came up.
Cant witstand it anymor, anyone eva had such xperience? Pls share; i need remedies asap.. plsssssss

The hair scally scalp is called cradle cap,when my babies had it,all I did was apply generous amount of olive oil like 20 minutes before bathtime,then shampoo the hair while bathing,then comb. Before you do it like two to three times ,they will all fall off.
Pele don't be tired,they are adjusting to life outside the womb

....

Fortius:
dexterush don dey luk for wifey sharpsharp

Lolz,I gat to oh,and as everybody just dey born boys so,make wife no go scarce,so early booking is important

mymoneygrows:
See porting abeg.
In other news, singing 'come follow me praise the Lord (3*), the Lord is gooooooooooddd'. my two little princesses arrived yesterday at 10:24 & 10:29am. Bs later pls.
Team september, apologies. Team July, glad to join u.

Congrat ma,may they bring joy and happiness to your home.

Hmmm ma abeg I fit apply ?my boys say na twins they wan marry biko

Omojudy:
Someone no wan make her husband put her box for outside tonight.

Lolz naaa ,that's not how we roll

See my own man crush,my DH of life,the only cup cake in my oven

mitchyy:
When he finished i forgot to even wear pant. Lol

Lolz mitchyy abeg na,no use laugh tear my belle
Sorry dear,no worry Hansel will make up for all the pains oh,he will buy you Aeroplane,American,just name it

cherrymum1:
With these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince u and not confuse u that as much as I'm omo ibo, I still be omo Eko gangan.

Lolz Cherrymum1 you are so funny,e be like me too,pple no dey gree say I be IBO, same with my Dad(na we resemble for my house),they almost gave him title in my area thinking he is Yoruba,and the man self no dey help matter with his Alfa cap that he is always wearing and he speaks deep yoruba. Am from IMO state too,Ikeduru,married to Delta.

cheeketo:
My rant

so last i was complaining to dh about how small pimples has built mansion on my face and made my face rough, dh replied by telling me its the pregnancy, to which i agreed, only for him to say "i think u will have a boy" (we both wanted a baby girl) and he added when women look beautiful in pregnancy they will have a girl, but when dey look ugly they will have a boy, so dh now thinks am ugly
wipes tears.

mamas is dh theory correct? who else has noticed this?

Pele, SHIT happens,just wipe your ASS and get over IT but me I heard its the other way round

christybabe:
Good afternoon mama's, pls is it right for me to attend a family friend's child dedication two weeks after delivery.

My baby is just two weeks and hubby wants me to attend a friend's child dedication with him, we plan to leave the baby with my mum at home for like 1 or 2 hrs. Are we doing the right thing or should I tell him to attend the ded. without me.
The ded. is this Sunday.. Thanks.


Cc:Liftedhands, dextrush, Zaynie, fortius, Mitchy, ozycy, tyconcepts and other sabi mama's.

If you are strong enough and have someone to take care of the baby,then why not. Except you don't really feel like going

ozycy:
I just knew you wanted to play pranks on us.
Thanks for having my back d oda tym.

Lolz,uwc dear

Liftedhands:
Dexterush abeg no kii me with laugh o! Enkaydewdrop go think say Na anaconda I kill its just a vely small baby snake nah! Madam reporter

no be my fault na,I dey try make the report juicy

Godmother:
dexterush...you are one funny mama. See me reading through to see what you'll advise us to do with the hot water, although I knew you wouldn't say pour it on him.

Lolz,tea is the solution na,thick one

And for the lady in question ,she should keep encouraging him,appreciate and praise his achievement,and if possible he should seek professional help.

Happy birthday prettyhurts,age with grace dear

Cherrymum1,I always thought you to be Yoruba oh

suzy:
I am stil feeling the pain even now. i am now worried. pls what else can i do ?

I will advice you see your doctor,would have said its your uterus expanding but I can't be sure,so see your doctor please.Pele dear

My Dear Sister...

if your Man is Stressing you....
Boil water
Let it boil, boil, boil, and boil.While water is still boiling...
wait for him to fall asleep.

When you are very sure that he is sleeping then .....................................................


make some tea and drink.
Tea reduces stress.

Stop crying.Ok..
Lolz wait o you thought am gonna say pour it on him.

Come on u can't kill him u love him!!!

cherrymum1:
Dexterush so u be ex-akokite......yipeeee. Awon Temi! I stayed off campus on Yr1. One hostel called American Moller....my eye see weennnn, YR2.... I stayed in Radiography at Taylor drive in yaba, Yr 3 I stayed in MTH (we rock!) I clubbed from Tuesday till Sunday almost every week....K's place(papaz), then Reloaded, Why not ati bebelo... Had friends in fagunwa and makama then dated a guy in sodehinde....na me kuku get New Hall. Then babez calmed down in Year4 when GP wan fall 6000ft below sea level..... I moved to Amina hall.... I come serious small.....zero clubbing only on d day of my final paper we went to Da Grotto.... I miss Unilag so much.

Yayyy awon greatest Akokite re oh,we don dey plenty small small
You cracked me up big time,lolz, DAT GP thing dey tire person,my cousin was the chief of Affables and was managing Liquid lounge ,so he was always dragging me along(henemies of GP).
But na you rock pass ,you stayed in almost everywhere.
Where you around during all those GOAT Parties?

All this cuteness you pple are sharing.president Mofe .baby Zara ,baby Favour

We don't comot hand for Hansel BEA oh,any mama with twin girls,my babies say na twins dem want now

tyconcepts,I like your style oh,as her self appointed PA ,we will have to set up a committee as to why you want to be her friend

Fortius:
dexterush na funny mama..pls enk.ay fight for us na by doin ur tin jst b ursef..reply d mentions na

Lol na report I give na
ehen I forgot this one
-Nne Ekene (Liftedhands)turn hunter,she killed a big snake,and caught a big bucket of gaint snail

enkaydewdrop:
Hey mamas.
Good afternoon.

Aunty while you were gone
Fortius princess landed with less than two hour delivery,
Baby Akachukwu, landed too
Liftedhand occupied all most all the land in page 2016
They did party and I didn't get any lacasera and gala
And so many other things
Welcome back,hope you have gone for check up,and how is our Jay faring now.pele dear

Bisoye82:
My special blessings @3 months. Oyindamola and Jaiyeoba.

Wow see cuties of life that guys is already a boss,love his pose.

Mompurity2,kisses to your cuties ,I know its not easy,but pls try and rest so you don't break down,and ginger your motherinlaw to come sharperly make person pikin no come peff.

mztyqal:
Why is life so mean?.

This brought tears to my eyes,am so sorry for your loss mama,I pray the Holy Spirit comfort you,and our God that sees all will give you multiples. Pele my dear

Fortius:
My breastfriend..ELLO BAE

Yay sweetest princess of off all times bia Fortius overtaking is allowed oh ,Hansel go understand *no let Mitchyy hear oh

mamadsquare:
@dexterush
Whoever didn't stay in New Hall at any time didn't get the full Unilag experience.

At all oh,I will choose my new hall anytime any day, I missed those makama vs shodeinde boys squabbles sha