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*RANT*

Abeg to born twins na by size or fatness??anytime we go out pple will be asking for the mother of my own children in my very before . Was at dominoes today one lady walked up to us after admiring my babies next question*where is their mother* I told her am the mother,nahin she say make I talk tru .

Went to church last week sunday with mil,the lady beside me was like * this mama is still giving birth* I had to correct her again

Every time Dh will be teasing me that I must not take them out alone if I don't want police to arrest me for kidnap
I don't know why them just carry their papa everything,If I venture into another missionary journey I must win by fire by force.lemme go and look for food to eat,I must add flesh by force ,this insult is becoming too much.

END OF RANT
SIGNING OUT
SIPING FARMFRESH

mitchyy:
Because if because of them anything happen to my Hansel, i fit kill person o
#angryface

Ah,see gbese oh,e good as you use slap format him brain,please keep them at arms length oh

Fortius:
**pulls her frm d gutter nd hand baby jay to her**..oya let him suck now

*pulls baby Jay from her*
Ahhha, Fortius,you want make our baby dey small gutter gutter?
*pulls Enkaydewdrop by the ear* you self no see another place fall put,or even faint,na inside gutter you fall enter,Oya run go bar beach go baff

christybabe:
Pap No, Tea yes, peppersoup yes, lots of water No, I think I will take pap too. He cries a lot, av bin giving him water and little glucose according to the midwife.

Why no t get formula for him for now till breast milk start flowing well,that is why he cries,the baby is hungry,water and glucose won't do. Pele

And please top up on your water intake

Shinebabe,congratulations,may your bundle of joy bring more joy to your household

tyconcepts:
Na forklift + crane you go take carry me go the ocean

Enkaydewdrop oya come with the hypo, dettol, izal, detergents, scrub (iron sponge is already here) let me help you hold her legs so you can wash her properly and help her get rid of those cobwebs before spiders begin inhabit the place for the rightful and lawful owner.

Ah, *runs to hide*
Aunty you are very winked oh

enkaydewdrop:
Instead of you to thank me...
***collects everything back...

Let me keep them, so I can use for myself when I'm ready...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...

No be only thank you,e good like that,keep it for yourself biko,no be that kind instrument I need to clear the cobweb

sugah:
Na Buhari cause am

Weldone,continue to dey blame bubu,shey he dey wen all of una dey sing silent night with weapon of mass destruction

Hmm September mamas as una dey plenty dey go so,make una no over populate our already over populated country oh :PP*runs to hide before dem break my head*

Fortius:
mama ejimA,tanshu joor

You are welucum my dear

melly245:
omoge drop the one wey you carry first na, before you begin dey interested for all this kind of thing .All this women sef

Lolz,leave her,she dey plan ahead,she no wan carry belle on top belle

tyconcepts:
You for kuku dip me inside ocean Oya take iron sponge join the things wei enkaydewdrop give you make you scrub the jajana properly

Lolz at *born Mofe via mouth*

No vex,your weight too much dats why I no fit carry you reach ocean

You and enkay I dey watch una two with 10D,mak I close leg before I see by force iron sponge inside(there is power in the tongue).

enkaydewdrop:
What?
A whole 4 months...
Cobweb ke? E go pass Cobweb oh...

***hands her scrubbing brush, jik, iron sponge, harpic, izal, dettol, ariel...

Oya, please, go and wash and prepare the place abeg...

Mbok enkay,only me onee be like say you wan close my ministry?

tyconcepts:
Cobwebs

Someone plz pour me water *****fainted****

*pours her a drum of water* is it OK or should I bring hose?

[quote author=enkaydewdrop post=47597455]Haba!!!
Them go still cut my skin again?

Wo!
Be like say na condom go win am last last oh...
Ahnahn! [/qu
Lolz fear fear,only trouble you sabi find.
There is one I read about,its called patch,I think I like that one .you can read about it too.
I don't even like condom,na him make me Neva resume duty at almost four month ,and now e be like say cobwebs don full that side,so I need clear am asap .

Liftedhands:
its Amhappys baby!
Comtem is sweating.

Laugh my sister that ish can be so annoying.

Oh,my bad. Thanks for the correction dear
Yes oh very annoying,coupled with the fact that it itches,making the poor babies look helpless.

Liftedhands:
Na the bastard be that .

Lolz at na the bastard be that,make una no use laugh tear my belle abeg

Contem2011,in addition to other mamas contribution,make sure you sundry his clothes.since I stated sundrying my babies cloth I noticed reduction in rashes

Iyawotuntun:
Who else disposes what man proposes,
Yeah you are right!
It can only be God!

Wow iyawotuntun ,what a beautiful and poetic BS,may your prince bring abundant joy and favour to your household always IJN. Indeed it can only be God

Peach45:
Abeg make una helep me,my hussy wan use kpekus wound me since on Thursday he came back from work after two weeks,he collected one round as e enter house.then Friday morning n evening am havin pain in my bottom abdomen. Am also praying for bfp dis month as ds is 1year 4month. I waited dis long cos I did CS bt I am ready now....no shaking cos Baba God dey my side.as per family planning me n DH agreed on d use of condom n sometimes withdrawal method.. Nic ;De nite rest n sweet dreams to you all

Lolz,konji don wound the guy, put jajiana in front of standing fan make he cool small,then report back to duty with immediate alacrity

Wow cherrymum1 after reading your post I went down on my knees and started thanking God. Sometyms we don't know want God has done and still doing for us.
See me complaining of stress before, I had to go carry my babies,two of them at the same time oh. Baba God I bless your name,it can only be you,giving me two healthy nd lovely babies in less than a year, not that am holy,neither am I most deserving,its just your grace upon my life. Thank you father,and I also pray for all TTC mothers that you bless them with children as many as the stars in Jesus name.AMEN

Mama zaynie,hajia to badt,no duplicate,team natural beauty I sight you...really mama of the cuties

melly245:
abeg make una tell me watin to do to make this boy stop to suck hand.

Wear him mittin

Iyabetajos:
Biko biko i kpekused 4weeks after cs and it was mehn.....EXPLOSIVE(we were consoling ourselves)

Hmmmmm,all these kpekusers make una no corrupt my ear oh,I be VIRGIN

@melly abeg leave her,forgive her,I sure say she no go get power power,for the sake of baby jay.

@mitchyy, lolz at 'mr bwest ',please free the babe oh,his father is not owing so he is free to dominate the bwest as he likes. Lovely pics by the way,kisses to him

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enkaydewdrop:
Sorry, is your name "Nosa?"

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki

Lmoa,enkay you go sabi find trouble oh,see as you drag me come out from peeping

zaynie:
Yes ma.
Crush cube sugar in oil to make a paste not too thick or watery.
Half a spoon every 2-3 hours.

Thanks abunch,I appreciate

Whyterose:
abeg mum @joysa how u take tackle d pile ish?cos I had pile wen I was preggy 4my first,it jst developed abt 3days 2my delivery n it's still dia even in my 2nd missionary journey. Me have been wondering how d doctors n nurses face go b wen I am abt 2push my bby out...

I had pile too like a month to edd,you can't do anything for now,it might be that the baby pushed it out as it was in my case. Just wash your hand and push it back gently.after delivery if it persist you can take sumfin for it

Mam zaynie eku aro oh,please I want to ask if my 3month and two weeks can take that oil and sugar therapy if yes wat measurement.thanks

Thanks at olubankemi,am only on pregnacare breastfeeding,I guess I will visit the hospital and maybe try the orange theory too. Yes oh I av two boys and they can eat for African,if not for formula I wonder how I for do,still they suck me dry.

Liftedhands:
Enkaydewdrop welcome here feel free to ask questions with time you sef go become experienced mama the only problem go be say I fit log on in the morning now and see 10 pages to read courtesy of mummy Jay aka kikikikikikikikiiki

I thought as much,since Enkaydewdrop and mitchyy ported from preggys to vigilante,that pregnancy thread stopped running . Deduce the remaining statement from the one I wrote,no be me go use mouth talk am

BritneyStacy:
Iya beji, how do you intend to breast feed twin babies and care for them without strength from food It is very normal for your body to demand for more food so you can meet up.

Omo babe with this your statement I have been looking at myself and thinking if am still normal,since I gave birth its like I forget my appetite with them in the hospital,if not for my mum that forces me to eat ehn,dem for no dey see me only my voice them go dey hear. Pls sabi mamas wat should I do to boost appetite? My sis Inlaw even saw my pics and called sharperly screaming at me to start eating,wen I told her I don't always feel like she said I should go to the hospital and complain that it might be infection. Please wat do you guys think