No pic there

ok. waiting

Wao. I am in Lagos. can u post pic of the fone. i av ppl in kd

I can only do 25

can u deal for 25?

How much for the E90

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.

2. In every romance movie, someone must die.

3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!

4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.

5. Poisoned food always tastes better.

6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a cult / sleeping with rich men.

7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!

9. With a pastor , all things are possible.

10. A movie can be titled anything, such as:

*The boy is mine,

* Face me, I face you

*Two rats,

*Spanner,

*Calculator,

*Igala,

*Ijele,

*Igodo,

*Igudu

*Shigidi

11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not-'shelled', twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.

12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,

*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.

*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.

*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.

13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,

* You visit a 'Babalawo'

* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.

* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Udochie is also there too!

* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult

14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!

15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!!

(Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue!)

16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-

* Stella Damascus

* Stephanie Okereke

* Genevieve Nnaji

* Omotola Jalade

* Rita Dominic

17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.

18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in longer flashbacks.

19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!

20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!

21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?

22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able to send your kids to school.

23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.

24. My personal favourite- the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police- LOL!!!!!

Sorry i'm male. But in a way there's nothing wrong with what you did as in you own yourself and you can do watever you like but i think it's better you look for a man of your own. Let's assume you don't intend starting a relationship with this guy what if you finally want to settle down and by coincidence the guy happens to be his brother or his friend. You think he'll encourage that relationship. My sister the excitement may be there now but what of tomorrow. Know that our actions or in-actions are supposed to be guided by the fear of tomorrow. I work in a bank too. Consider if that guy just walk into your bank for business with a friend that you know sure he'll recognize you but the thing is as what or wat will he tell people he think of you. Well it's just my opinion and it may be wrong.

Sorry i'm male. But in a way there's nothing wrong with what you did as in you own yourself and you can do watever you like but i think it's better you look for a man of your own. Let's assume you don't intend starting a relationship with this guy what if you finally want to settle down and by coincidence the guy happens to be his brother or his friend. You think he'll encourage that relationship. My sister the excitement may be there now but what of tomorrow. Know that our actions or in-actions are supposed to be guided by the fear of tomorrow. I work in a bank too. Consider if that guy just walk into your bank for business with a friend that you know sure he'll recognize you but the thing is as what or wat will he tell people he think of you. Well it's just my opinion and it may be wrong.

I strongly agree with twinstaiye here,  many of the ladies here will not tell you the truth. The best answer they will give you will be emotionally ladened, yet how many of them are saying they can't be second wife and they still date married men. There are folks who has 4 wives and they are all living in peace , there are folks who has 2 even 1 and yet their home is hell on earth. The difference is how you choose to plan your life. And be sure that your wife must be happy at all times, if the happiness in your life, and in your home will be at stake  guy don't even think about it but if you knowyou are up to the task of balancing an uneven equation then why not go ahead, you won't be the first and you will never be the last to try it out. I don't think I want to have 2 wives but like they say the person who's still alive does not know the kind of death that will kill him. Good Luck.

Why not! She can do anything she want with my fone but I don't have any business with her's

Ronke, Thanks for this post.

Like the three hebrew children in Babylon. I'll choose God who is able to save and if in His Sovereignity He choose not to save me at that time. I will still hold on to Him.

Line has fallen unto me in pleasant places, surely I have a goodly heritage.

The only reason i love this dog is because it's very dangerous and deadly.

Finished from University of Ibadan
SEc. School. Wesley college, Ibadan

We understand by the bible that whenever we pray he answers us. So why will you pray for the death of a loved one who is in pain when you know that the same God you are praying to, can take the pain away. Only if you ask Him to.

Thanks for all the info. Someone like me who's at work will know what is happening

In my secondary school days. S.S 1 to be precise. Most of us in our class prefer reading Ababio to listening to the chemistry teacher. We did that tillhe was changed.

The Bible did not say that polygamy is a sin. Apostle Paul only made reference to it concerning that appointment of Bishops, Deacons and some other church leaders that they be ppl with only one wife. Which means that in new testament days there were folks with so many wives. So the issue of sending away one of his wives has nothing to do with restitution.

1. We were soldiers
2. You got Served
3. Scent of a woman
4. Hitman
5.Payback
6.Patriot
7.Braveheart

Forget it. The best they can get is still the third place.

The longest book in the bible is psalms with 150 chapters

To finish my ccnp certification and start my MSc

I believe linux is the best thing that happend in OS world. I ruse Redhat 9.0 and i'm in love with it.

Sure 200,000.00 can do a good business in nigeria not just good but very good business in nigeria. At least I know of one.