₦airaland Forum

Theyveedo:
Smart move


If u can't chase trophies u chase the cash...

That's all!

buygala:
'Engagement' means nothing these days ... it is majorly used as a ploy by dudes to keep sampling the Puna exclusively


For a woman at 55, I don't even know if it's proper or even 'moral' to congratulate her on her engagement,while some of her mates are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversaries ... Announcement of her wedding Owambe will be more congratulations - worthy ..... So in the meantime...


FVCKGRATULATIONS to them

Modified...

And for all those quoting me and telling me to read the story again,I read it and comprehended it better than you all ... whether she has previously had 9 late husbands is irrelevant.... Engagement is mostly a scam for ladies at any age, much less at a possibly post-menopausal 55 years .... if they wanna get married, they should do so straight-up and quit all these 'Engagement' melodrama

You are such a VERY SAD fellow

NovusHomo:
He carried them on his arms, not his hands.

Whareva, can you do it?

KosiKinq:
Ok.






so...hw does this affect the pump price of fuel...?

Can't you forget about problems for once?

seankay:
OP that list is not complete without Lekki

This post don tey but don't be silly

amtaken:
Nice story. Congratulations.

You told us how much they paid you in your former place of work but refused to tell us how much your Federal Bank pays you

Aproko

cold:
Good. I'm happy for her. But she's not a looker though

The lookers are busy running after men with money and disgracing themselves

Just in case this rubbish makes fp

Mightyify:
Who dem epp?

who you EPP?
who even invented this rubbish sef?

castroevans:
Never give up in the pursuit for happiness.

You have said my mind. Life is too short to live the way people want.

lordmayor2013:
Do we know actual full form of some words

•News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.

•Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

•Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

•Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.

•Aim =
Ambition in Mind.

•Date =
Day and Time Evolution.

•Eat =
Energy and Taste.

•Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.

•Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.

•Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

•SIM =
Subscriber Identity Module

•etc. =
End of Thinking Capacity

•OK =
Objection Killed

•Or =
Orl Korec (Greek Word)

•Bye =
Be with you Everytime.

share these meanings as majority of us don't know

Find the acronym for NAIJA

Thank heavens nobody suspected ritual dealing from the landlord

theshaderoom:
Instagram Nairaland app (which alerts me of new FrontPage topics) Intapicframe (to mix pics for blogging) Blogger app

where can I download an authentic Nairaland app pls?

OF ALL THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD AND IN THE COUNTRY, NA CHELSEA MATTER WER TWO CHELSEA FUNS FIT DISCUS DIS MORNING FOR TAXI? NA WA O

*1ST FAN - WEN INT'L BREAK DEY FINISH SEF?
*2ND FAN - NEXT WEEK O AND MY MIND DON DEY CUT
*1ST FAN - HOW I WISH LEAGUE FOR FINISH TODAY
*2ND FAN - IF LEAGUE FINISH TODAY,NA 16TH WE GO DEY O
*1ST FAN - EHEN NA, WE NO GO RELEGATE AND WE CAN START AFRESH FOR NEXT SEASON
*2ND FAN - BUT WE NO GO GO UCL OR EUROPA NA AND OTHER FANS GO LAUGH US TIRE
*1ST FAN - E BETTER PASS MAKE WE FOR RELEGATE GO CHAMPIONSHIP
*2ND FAN - CHAI, WETIN DEY HAPPEN NA? ME I GO RUN GO BARCA OR MADRID FOR NOW O
*1ST FAN - NA DAT TALKATIVE MOURINHO I BLAME, HOW HIM GO CALL FOOTBALL FAKE? HOW HIM GO SAY HAZARD BETA PASS CR7? HOW HIM GO QUARREL WITH WOMAN? U SURE SAY THAT DOC EVA NO BAFF NAKED FOR BAFFROOM CURSE CHELSEA?
*2ND FAN - HMMMMMM

MY PEOPLE IMAGINE, SO CHELSEA PROBLEM DON BE MAJOR ISSUE?
THE GODS MUST BE REALLY ANGRY

UNA GOODMORNING AND HAPPY SUNDAY

LALASTICLALA DO THE NEEDFUL TO EASE TENTION ABEG

handie:
Shey Buhari said the planes in d fleet are too many and he'll sell some or convert them into Nigerian airways when elected. Politicians? They're all the same. No one better among them

Dont you think BABA has many things to tackle before the aircraft issue?

Nigerians and impatience

I think the wellbeing of every Nigerian shld be more paramount on our mind

Dont you think??

where?

i don buy dis land.

Its my birthday today 29th oct and nobody remembers as usual becos I never be big boy with cash and ride and mansions.
Well,just some LIKES n a few HAPPY BIRTHDAY comments on this thread will make me feel important and appreciated

Thanks

gwales:
What I want most is that the name should be change from minister of Niger delta to PRESIDENT OF NIGER DELTA and the Senate should grant him more power so that all the governors in Niger delta would answerable be to him

U get sense die!

mandax:
Fighting Tinubu? For what? Is Tinubu the president of Nigeria? Tinubu is only a politician.

Buhari has since settled Tinubu with the appointment of Tinubu's boy as boss of FIRS. FIRS generated about N4.8 Trillion Naira for Nigeria last year alone.

Tinubu is the brain behind APC. Note that

atlwireles:
PDP should stay off this fighting arena, allow APC eat themselves.

Sakari is their snitch. Dats why they are wailing. Hahaha

sammyj:
Nonsense from one of the prince wailers association of witch hunters! !!

Slow and steady wins the race they say
When GMB didnt say a word about Saraki hurriedly installed as senate president,I knew something will eventually unfold
All those PDP mischevious people who thought they could use Saraki to fight Tinubu after working so hard to overthrown PDP will be now so ashamed
Tinubu remains a master-planner
APC for life!!!

PapaOyoyo:
U never learn from the Jona election action film? By the way, where is orubebe?

Orubebe has bin barred from the public to avoid further disgrace to the PDP

PapaOyoyo:
What will they do? When OBJ was busy changing the senate leadership like undies,did heaven fall?

Relax, PDP can never have access to PMB's govt via saraki

Tell them for me. I wonder why some people are so very concern about APC's biz. Abi saraki na PDP again?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]

Patiently waiting for the "Aliens" to comment. [/color]

Lol. When the aliens comment,make I know abeg

ionsman:
Abeg who flat tummy don help.

Can you pls tell us how a big belly helps

PapaOyoyo:
Sex workers. These two words dey alwz funny me.
Are they pensionable?

Lol, they clueless people in Abuja might soon create a ministry for them to be pensionable

PapaOyoyo:
Any long note like dis on Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala?

Anini na learner for wey dat woman dey

Also, who is the greatest liar on earth? Ngozi pass am like ferrari pass keke napep for racing

Hahaahhahaha, chai people funny ooo

onimcee1:
make your phone come ring for military checking point and na ya ringtone be this. Your beating go pass Fela own.

Hahahaha

Musicians n footballers sabi lie for age sha

Bros Jazzy is not 32 na

Everything is a sin in this part of the world

Even wen you dont cut ur hair,u look unkept n must be a bad boy n its a sin

Naija sef