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Laugh just wan wound me here

Someone said that savage responses on Twitter has reduced ever since WASSCE started. Tertiary institutions need to reopen asap. We are now having 2 dolts instead of one dolt per week.

SegFault:
I didn't say he wasn't bad, I said he wasn't that bad, you are a Christian that's why you hate him (and maybe that's why I like him )

Seg, calm down. I have not even said I'm a Christian and you assuming [1]. I have not even said I hate him and you are assuming [2]. These two points shows I can't have a conversation with you.

Be calming down, mate. Shalom.

SegFault:
He is brutal because he killed Christians yet the same Christians turned around and canonised well known murderers as saints. Abegii make we leave that matter, I've read his biography and he was not all that bad, same way we treasure Gaddafi down here.

Nero was not bad... Make I laugh and vex at the same time.

Openbusiness:
Emperor Augustus, one of the most powerful ones and descendant of the mighty, nephew of The Great Julius Caesar himself. Chaiiii, Roman history is sweeeet like

- Born as Octavius
- Revered Julius Caesar so much that he made sure August and July had 31 days, in order to match his mentor
- Was a born tactician and cunningly took over the Triumvirate from the brutish Marc Anthony and forced Lepidus into exile.

CaptainMarvel:
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Really! No Man is infallible. Lots of grey shades between black and white

Reason why Jesus said "he who hath no sin, let him be the first to cast a stone" on the red district woman.

CaptainMarvel:
Intresting. I've encountered such kind of reservations on Mandela, but never heard any on Ghandi though

There is on Ghandi. If you have an Indian as a friend or acquaintance, please ask him/her. Especially Buddhists, some Muslims and even some of his Hindu brethren.

starbuck:
Is the glasses a concave abi convex lens , can it correct color blindness..

The present owner, would he use it abi him go keep am untop drawer dey admire am on daily basis

If it is for use, he should better use it to forsee when Nigeria impending disaster would end if not ehhh, in fact let me close mouth dey waka

Collectors, my brethren, collectors.

It's about to go down on this thread. Those that agree and those that do not agree. In 3,2,1...

(Grabs popcorn)

AAA - Lock-Nah Mummy Returns

First degree

OneKinGuy:
Omo these ones na yahoo men

You took the words from my mouth Yahoo men.

IamSalt:
NCAN reporting for duty, we are on a hot pursuit running down east of a certain cunt-ree. We need backup, over!

Two dolts already. Remaining one to make it equal the name of that Bollywood movie.

Ignorance is really a problem, especially for educated illiterates.

Zimri:
This animal reminds me of the 2016 animation "ZOOTOPIA".

This guy was a mafia boss in the movie, guarded by huge polar bears.

Mr. Big

"Then I have only one request: say hello to grandmama. Ice them!"

Neddstark:
You two are just a pack of disgusting idiotas. You havent been to all private universities and you open your mouth to utter what you dont know. Arent you dull?

Before you start spewing trash ask where is Sanaga HT or Kanta Okemini HT.

Nedd, good day mate. How have you been? Hope you are good. You really have time to even mention the Ts. Dolts don't really need the information because it's obvious that:

1. They want to use the information for another reason
2. They don't know and claim to know and don't want to know.

Shalom.

It seems we have upgraded from "one week, one dolt", to "one day, one dolt".

Still rep, #saynotocultism

NewDelhi:
Big lie. Even in some federal schools , theres little or zero activity. Unilorin and OAU I'm very sure of.

Unilorin? Little or zero frat activity?

naptu2 thanks for this. Good morning Chief.

Place value

Inspireddd:
Did you ever cross path with the op saynotocultism or do you remember any of the tales he told

Please we don't need connecting dots. All the narratives here are real and connecting dots will trigger forgotten scores that were supposed to be settled back then.

No need for this please. Like falklandsaga opined, hang it there.

E get why.

Please and please. Shalom.

Peacebeuntoyouu:
Who asked you. Over sabi

He's a household name in Abk. Although like you said, it wasn't necessary to mention the name. It makes id'ing the narrator less harder.

Ibegtodiffer:
9. Barcelona, Mancity, Juventus and Maguire of PenManU,..I no go pray bad prayer for una. But una no try...

Dem don cut your ticket abi?

hardbody:
These children are not even being taught in English.

I humbly make reference to Paragraph 2 (line 1) after the notice of time and venue; permit me to quote:

".....You're expect to informed your management (sic)......"

I will like to ask, what were they trying to say?

I am ashamed. In a moment we will start hearing, 'the best , the oldest, the first, the......"

And they still want to resume like this?

So there was no one to proofread the memo before circulation? I give up.

Like someone said, I wish too that she wins the World Best one day. Asisat keeps getting better everyday, like fine wine.

Kudos naptu2

Small world

Rocky

Ikennamurphy:
Not too smart of him

Ụkọ Chukwu jiri ya nwanyo.. Anyị nile bụ ndị njọ

I only hope this priest is also not shagging some fresh puna, if not..

You don't want to imagine what they do. Don't just imagine. Make we leave that matter for another day. Most of them disvirgin girls and violate them like there's no tomorrow. The other types nko? Nobody holy pass sha...

Martdc:
But it was legal to have Messi, Ronaldo, Bale, Neymar, Suarez, Benzema in same league right!

Abi oOo... The illegality continued when Zidane, Ronaldo, Beckham, Carlos, Raul, Figo were playing in one club?

Real deal

Pop corn

He surely packs a punch...

naptu2